I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 19 Bah!Scum cat!

The female veterinarian didn't expect Lin Ye to be an anchor. She usually likes to watch other people's live broadcasts, especially game live broadcasts, so she asked curiously, "Handsome guy, what are you doing live broadcasting?"

Lin Ye replied with a slight smile: "Don't be handsome and call me brother! Dashen live broadcast platform is a good-looking anchor."

"You're so funny." The female veterinarian giggled. She didn't refute the fact that Lin Ye was handsome, but she felt that generally handsome people don't have much talent and skills.

"I've always been live-streaming casually. I can live-stream whatever games I want to play today. Maybe one day I can live-stream to become an immortal." Lin Ye looked very serious, as if that day would really happen.

"Live according to the fate, it's interesting." The female veterinarian showed her V signal QR code, her intention was very obvious, that is to add friends.

"Ding." Lin Ye didn't scribble, and his younger sister took the initiative. If he was coy and ostentatious, how decent would it be?
Decisively, he took out his new mobile phone and opened V-mail to add the other party as a friend. After all, this female veterinarian has a pretty face and looks like an angel in white. If you miss it, you don’t know how many years it will take to become such a beauty... Nonsence!Opportunity is the right thing.

After a lively conversation with the female veterinarian, Lin Ye felt a wave of resentment lock on to him. Beside him, Xia Xiaotian had a devilish smile on his face.

The female veterinarian went back to wash and cut Fei Bai.

Lin Ye touched his nose in embarrassment, and changed the subject by whistling: "The weather today is really nice, suitable for shopping."

"Really?" Xia Xiaotian's gesture of rubbing her fists showed that she was angry, was she jealous?
"This...that..." Lin Ye really couldn't think of what to say to clear up his guilt. After all, he had a heated chat with his sister just now, and Xia Xiaotian was completely forgotten.

"Haha! Scumbag." Xia Xiaotian immediately despised Lin Ye, her eyes were contemptuous and disdainful, as if she had seen through Lin Ye's true nature.

"Dog woman!" Of course, Lin Ye couldn't be cowardly, and immediately replied.

"Smelly man! How dare you scold me? It seems that if you don't teach you a lesson recently, you will forget who is the head of the family." Xia Xiaotian's eyes widened, and she was serious in rolling up her sleeves...

"Xia Xiaotian! Do you dare to do it outside? Be careful, I will start a live broadcast now to let everyone see your true face." Lin Ye raised his mobile phone, and the Dashen live broadcast APP was unusually dazzling.

"You're threatening me!" Xia Xiaotian stopped her movements, her nasty and nai nai eyes seemed to be burning with anger, she gritted her teeth and wanted to pounce on Lin Ye to pieces right now.

"I just like the way you look at me and you can't do anything about it." Lin Ye stuck out his tongue and twisted his waist towards Xia Xiaotian, his movements were as aggressive as he wanted.

"Scumbag! You're cruel!" Xia Xiaotian temporarily tolerated Lin Ye this time. She silently remembered that one day, sooner or later, she would make Lin Ye pay double the price for today's slander.

"Brother will never be bullied by you again." Lin Ye vowed, seemingly confident enough to deal with Xia Xiaotian.

"The road is still long, it will be dark, don't be crazy." Xia Xiaotian gave Lin Ye a vicious look.

"cut."

Lin Ye sat on the sofa and crossed his legs leisurely.

Xia Xiaotian has always been the culprit of bullying Lin Ye.

Now, Lin Ye let out a bad breath, and felt extremely comfortable in his heart, feeling that the sun today is warmer than before.

Xia Xiaotian sat aside and gritted her teeth. If she could, she really wanted to jump over and throw Lin Ye down, and then do something indescribable, hitting first and then kicking.

"Meow."

A fat ball as white as snow trotted to Lin Ye's feet and circled around Lin Ye's feet.

Lin Ye sat up and looked down, seeing that Fat Bai had changed drastically. He hugged Fat Bai and observed it in front of his eyes. He murmured, "So you are pure white!"

The fat, white flesh looks very much like Garfield, but this one is much cuter than Garfield, not a greasy cat.

"Meow!"

Fat Bai called out to Lin Ye.

"It's so white! What a dream! It's meaty."

Xia Xiaotian came over from the side, she saw the changed fat white now, her eyes flashed with eagerness, if possible, she wanted to occupy the fat white.

"It smells good on my body, and I really feel good when I suck cats for a while."

Lin Ye has already regarded Fat Bai as his pet, and he just sucks at it.

Fei Bai was stunned with a hopeless look on his face.

Xia Xiaotian was completely attracted by the fat and white appearance. She stretched out her hand to touch the fat and white head. It was furry and fleshy, and it felt very pleasant to the touch.

"Meow."

The clingy voice and the cozy little expression are simply too cute.

"Jingle Bell!"

Here comes the guest.

A woman dressed as a lady came in holding a blue short.

The female veterinarian Tian smiled and warmly received the lady.

The blue short in Tian Xiaoxiao's arms saw Fat White, and it actually showed a hellish expression, very excited, and kept yelling "Meow Meow Meow", as if it saw a fellow villager.

Fat Bai looked at the blue short with a disgusted expression, as if he knew the blue short.

The lady couldn't control her little baby, Lan Short jumped out of the lady's arms, and it came to Fei Bai and screamed "meow meow", as if a son saw his father.

Fei Bai ignored Lan Dan, who was currently enjoying a massage service in Lin Ye's arms. Its contented expression made Lan Dan suspect that the cat had given birth.

The lady asked in a daze: "Smile! My name is Xiaobao, and I keep calling it a lot lately, and I always like to sleep with white dolls, am I bewitched?"

Tian Xiaoxiao really couldn't answer the noble lady. Cats can also be possessed by demons?What a joke.

Lin Ye stopped petting the cat and asked Fei Bai, "Fei Bai, do you know this guy?"

Fei Bai showed a confused expression, and actually shook his head.

Xia Xiaotian saw Fei Bai shaking her head, she covered her mouth in shock, "Oh my God! Was Fei Bai shaking his head just now?"

The lady was chatting with Tian Xiao and did not see Fei Bai shaking his head.

Lin Ye stared at Fat White and asked, "You really don't know this blue short?"

"Meow!"

Fat Bai actually started to pretend to be stupid, as if he didn't understand.

Lin Ye was surprised to find that Fat White's eyes were different from those of other cats. This guy actually had red and blue pupils, which is rare in the world.

"It must have been a mistake just now." Xia Xiaotian felt that it was a coincidence that Fat Bai shook his head just now. If Fat Bai can really understand human speech, then it is a cat demon!
It is said that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals were not allowed to become fine.

If Fei Bai becomes a sperm, he probably won't live long.

Lin Ye's intuition told him that fat and white is not easy.

"Baby."

The noble lady called her blue short.

"Meow."

Lan Duan didn't even look at the lady. It lay at Lin Ye's feet and looked up at Fat White. Its crying expression was very similar to that of a poor woman who was dumped.

Tian Xiaoxiao couldn't help but joked: "Miss Fang's blue short is a female cat, while Brother Lin is holding a male cat in his arms. Maybe the little baby has grown up and wants to find a cat to fall in love with."

Fei Bai ignored Lan Dan's sadness, just like the cruel scumbag.

"Meow meow……"

Lan Duan screamed very sadly, as if someone had broken his heart.

"It's so pitiful!" Xia Xiaotian sympathized with Lan Duan very much. Seeing that Fei Bai was indifferent, she cursed, "Bah! Scumbag!"

"Meow?" Fat Bai actually showed a shocked expression, which turned the hearts of many strong men into girls.

(End of this chapter)