I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 18 Scumbag, when did you change your phone?
"You are looking for death!"

A business woman got on and off the big Mercedes. She had a tall figure and the temperament of a queen, and she was full of an invisible superiority.

Lin Ye walked forward with the stray cat in his arms, and it was not until he stood in front of the business woman that Lin Ye raised the stray cat in his arms and explained: "If it wasn't for me! It would have died under your wheels now gone."

The business woman glanced at the cute cat, she frowned and asked, "Is the life of a stray cat higher than your life?"

Lin Ye didn't answer the business woman.

"Lin Ye!"

Xia Xiaotian ran over, and she grabbed Lin Ye by the ear and reprimanded her, "Xiao Linzi! You were almost hit by a car just now. If something happens to you, how can I face your parents and family members?"

"Meow!"

The stray cat stretched out its paws and gently touched Xia Xiaotian's hand. Its pitiful expression seemed to be pleading for Lin Ye.

"What a cute kitty."

Xia Xiaotian completely forgot that Lin Ye was almost hit by a car. She reached out to touch the kitten's head, and said with love, "I must adopt it."

The business woman was ignored. She was very unhappy and prepared to call the police. "I'll let the police come and make an assessment."

Lin Ye looked indifferent, and said casually: "Driving to make a phone call, one-handed operation, tsk tsk tsk..."

He does not mean that.

The businesswoman hesitated for a while and did not choose to call the police. She took out a wad of money from her bag and threw it at Lin Ye, cursing unhappily: "I am unlucky today."

Lin Ye raised his legs and swept across in a domineering manner, and the banknotes that were thrown at him were thrown back at the business woman.

The business woman was slapped in the face by the money, and her tight hair became a little messy. She had never been insulted like this since she was a child, and she ran away and yelled at Lin Ye: "Bastard! Believe it or not, I made you unemployed with a single call." !"

Lin Ye shrugged indifferently and said, "I'm jobless, and I really don't believe you can make me unemployed."

The business girl was stunned, Lin Ye was actually a vagrant?This script is wrong!

Xia Xiaotian supported Lin Ye's behavior. She looked at the business woman and said like an invisible sharp knife: "Auntie! Who hasn't counted money these days? If you hit people with money, you may have watched too many TV series."

"Ah... Auntie?" The business woman stared at Xia Xiaotian in disbelief. She was actually called aunt by a yellow-haired girl!
"Let's go, Xia Xiaotian, there's nothing to say to this kind of yellow-faced woman, it's a waste of time." Lin Ye went even further, directly describing the business girl as a yellow-faced woman.

"Yellow-faced woman?" The businesswoman was so angry that her lungs were about to explode. She stepped forward and grabbed Lin Ye's arm, scolding with a stalking look: "Little bastard! Say it again if you have the ability."

"Yellow-faced woman." Lin Ye did as she wished, after all, this was her request.

"I..." The business woman was so angry that she opened her mouth and bit Lin Ye's shoulder.

"I'll wipe!" Lin Ye's Xiaoyaoyou performed.

"Crack!" The business woman snapped.

"Hurry up, this yellow-faced woman is a dog and can bite people." Lin Ye hugged the kitten in his arms and led Xia Xiaotian to escape.

"asshole!"

The businesswoman was wearing high heels and couldn't catch up with Lin Ye and Xia Xiaotian at all. She could only stand still and roar after two steps.

After running away, Lin Ye and Xia Xiaotian stood at the door of a supermarket panting.

Xia Xiaotian stared at the kitten in Lin Ye's arms while panting. The more she looked at it, the more she liked it. When she reached out to hug her, something surprising happened. The kitten's paws actually slapped Xia Xiaotian away. hand, with a disgusted expression on his face.

Seeing the disgusted expression of the stray cat, Lin Ye couldn't help laughing, "Xia Xiaotian, you were finally rejected by a stray cat."

Xia Xiaotian was disgusted by the little guy, she gritted her teeth and raised her fist, threatening the little cat, "Have you ever seen a fist as big as a casserole?"

The stray cat raised its head and looked at Lin Ye pitifully, its expression of pleading for help seemed to say to Lin Ye, "She threatened me!"

Lin Ye touched the little guy's head and gave it a name, "Fat Bai, don't be afraid! I'm here."

"Fat white? I think it's very appropriate, without any sense of disobedience." Xia Xiaotian felt that the name fit the stray cat's figure, fat and white.

Fat Bai let out a "meow", as if he was very satisfied with the name.

Lin Ye smelled it, and there was a musty smell on Fei Bai's body. He suggested, "Xia Xiaotian, why don't we take him to take a bath."

Xia Xiaodiantou agreed, "Okay, there is a pet hospital nearby, let's check it out along the way."

After the two reached an agreement, they went to the pet hospital, completely forgetting to make an appointment with Chu Mengxi.

The pet hospital is 1000 meters away, not too far away.

Pet, this is the name of the pet hospital.

"Jingle Bell."

The wind chime rang.

Lin Ye and Xia Xiaotian entered the pet hospital.

When the female veterinarian at the pet hospital saw the guests coming, she stepped forward and asked, "Are you two checking up on pets?"

Xia Xiaodiantou replied: "Give Fat Bai a checkup, take a bath and trim it."

The female veterinarian glanced at the Chinese pastoral cat in Lin Ye's arms, commonly known as "native cat". Her eyes were a little surprised, and she thought to herself, "Could it be that rich people like to raise local cats and dogs these days?"

Lin Ye handed Feibai to the female veterinarian, "I'm sorry, miss."

The female veterinarian took over Fei Bai, and she said to Lin Ye and Xia Xiaotian, "You two are free, I'll take him for an examination first."

Lin Ye and Xia Xiaotian found a place to sit and wait for a while.

The female veterinarian handed the checklist to Lin Ye, and she explained in a professional tone: "This kitten is of high physical fitness, has no infection, and is not small, but it needs to be vaccinated."

Lin Ye took the inspection form and looked at the fee on it, subconsciously said: "One thousand and eight!"

Xia Xiaotian's eyes widened when she heard the words, she went forward and grabbed the checklist, the cost of the vaccination was [-] yuan higher!

The female veterinarian explained: "This is already very cheap. After all, our pet hospital accepts imported pets."

Lin Ye clicked his tongue and said, "Good boy! It's more expensive than going to the hospital for an examination."

"Maybe it's fate to meet it, one thousand and eight is one thousand and eight." Xia Xiaotian generously took out her mobile phone and prepared to pay.

"Wait." Lin Ye stopped Xia Xiaotian from paying, and he took out his Apple 11promax, "Where is the QR code of V letter?"

"Yo! Apple 11! It's still promax! A rich man." The female veterinarian took out her Apple X from the pocket of her white coat with envy, she opened WeChat and showed Lin Ye the payment code, "Scan me this. "

Lin Ye scanned it with his mobile phone and paid [-] yuan.

Xia Xiaotian saw that Lin Ye had changed to the latest iPhone 11 this year. She stared at Lin Ye with resentful eyes, gritted her teeth, and asked in a low voice: "Scumbag! When did you change to the iPhone 11, or Promax? !"

Lin Ye naturally replied truthfully: "Didn't you see it yesterday? A rich man in my live broadcast room rewarded me with ten tables of full banquets."

A table full of Chinese is [-] RMB!Ten tables is [-] RMB!

An unsigned anchor and a live broadcast platform get fifty-five points, that is to say, Lin Ye earned [-] RMB yesterday?

Xia Xiaotian felt that something was wrong, she puffed up her cheeks and glared fiercely at Lin Ye, "Apple 11promax costs [-] RMB! Yesterday you transferred my rent for three months, which is totally wrong."

Lin Ye gave Xia Xiaotian a white look, and said, "I didn't say that there was only one local tyrant offering a reward."

At this moment, Xia Xiaotian felt an urge to strangle Lin Ye to death!

(End of this chapter)