I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 169 Ten Games, Ten Under Maintenance
"Cousin, the computer you ordered has arrived."

Zhang Yuan barged in recklessly with the appearance of the head of the imperial guards.

Lin Ye was enjoying the beauty's massage. He opened his eyes and said to Zhang Yuan, "You are in charge of instructing them to move the computer into the villa."

Hearing this, Zhang Yuan hurried out again.

Lin Ye remembered something, and shouted: "Cousin, remember to leave three for me, any color."

Keeping this in mind, Zhang Yuan replied loudly to Lin Ye, "Cousin, I got it."

As soon as the young man left, Nangong Rumeng moved her face closer and asked, "Husband, I also want to be an anchor."

Lin Ye didn't take it seriously and said, "Dang, let's be a celebrity anchor and make you a goddess of the whole people."

"Really?"

Nangong Rumeng showed a happy smile when she heard the words, there is nothing happier than doing what she wants to do.

"It's more real than gold." Lin Ye smiled like a fox: "However, the premise is to call my husband to listen."

"Huh!" Nangong Rumeng shyly shouted, "Old...husband!"

"Well, not bad." Lin Ye pinched Nangong Rumeng's chin and said, "Today, I will teach you the dog planing pose."

"Dog-planing style?" Nangong Rumeng looked embarrassed, "Honey, can I not learn it!"

"Isn't this swimming move aggressive enough?" Lin Ye started to joke again, and actually performed a dog-pawing swimming position.

By the pool, Lin Yan came swimming with a Coke in his beach shorts. When he saw Lin Ye's dog-planing style, he pointed at Lin Ye and laughed loudly: "Brother! Your swimming posture is too eye-catching!" gone."

Lin Ye soared into the sky in a turbulent posture. He stepped on the water column and hugged his chest and came to Lin Yan. He stretched out his hand and it was a stir-fried chestnut. He said angrily, "You know a basket!"

Lin Yan was beaten, he put down the coke and hugged his head aggrievedly and shouted at Nangong Rumeng: "Sister-in-law! Brother hit me!"

Nangong Rumeng reprimanded Lin Ye by the swimming pool with the appearance of a strict wife: "Husband! Xiao Yan is still young, don't hit his head, he will hit a fool."

Lin Ye put his hand on Lin Yan's shoulder and said, "You have learned how to find a backer, don't you know your brother is my housekeeper?"

Lin Yan had a bitter look on his face. He thought that he could become the overlord by finding his sister-in-law as a backer, but who knew that his sister-in-law had no deterrent power at all.

There is a kind of sister-in-law who calls other people's sister-in-law, and all kinds of domineering air are released, and she looks after her husband and teaches her husband.

Kneel on the washboard today, on the keyboard tomorrow, and even on the durian.

On the other hand, my sister-in-law just eats and drinks for free and doesn't care about anything!
Lin Yan laughed and said to Lin Ye, "Brother, I'm your own younger brother, don't slap me in the face, I rely on my face for a living."

Lin Ye almost kicked this bastard into the swimming pool when he heard the words, "You are a junior high school student with no face, relying on your face to make a living? What's wrong? Could it be that you have misunderstood the words "relying on your face to make ends meet?"

Lin Yan touched his face, and said with a doubtful expression on his life: "Is it possible that I am not handsome? There is no reason! I also inherited my father's excellent genes. It is impossible for my brother to be handsome and my brother to be ugly!"

Lin Ye pinched Lin Yan's face with his hands, and said, "Since I came back, your brat's skin has become thicker and thicker, it's almost like a city wall."

Lin Yan clasped his fists together and said, "Average, the third thickest face in the world!"

Lin Ye let go of his hand and said, "Don't waste your cultivation, try to get a good rank in the assessment of the five major Cultivation Institutes." After speaking, he stepped on the water column and returned to the swimming pool.

"Five Cultivation Schools!" Lin Yan couldn't wait to participate in the Dragon Dynasty National Assessment.

Nangong Rumeng was swimming gracefully in the large swimming pool, as if she was a mermaid.

"I'll come too."

Lin Yan made a run-up leap.

"Crash."

The water in the swimming pool splashed a lot.

Lin Yan's swimming posture is not bad. He has learned to swim since he was a child, so he can be considered a water-like boy.

"The water dragon roars!"

A loud drink.

The water in the pool condensed into a water dragon.

Lin Yan's mastery of spells is not bad, the spell perception of the water attribute is 99, which is almost full, which is very against the sky.

After soaking for a while, Lin Ye was ready to arrange his own computer.

Nangong Rumeng is also very interested in computers.

Once the two of them left, Lin Yan could only entertain himself.

The feeling that the entire swimming pool belongs to oneself, as if the emperor owns the country.

"The water dragon roars!"

Lin Yan, who is constantly practicing spells, never tires of it. Looking at the water dragon he condensed, he wished that one day he could step on the water dragon and appear in front of his classmates with majesty, and then take the class flowers to roam the world and fight for justice.

In Lin Yan's room on the second floor of the villa.

Two computers with very expensive configurations have already been installed.

Lin Yan showed a satisfied expression when he saw the gaming table and gaming chair, "The elf cat is indeed a boutique, and these things are worth the money."

Press the power button, the main unit lights up coolly.

The e-sports table also has an automatic lifting memory function, which can keep in mind the height used by the owner.

The worst thing is that there is a long sitting reminder on the e-sports table.

Nangong Rumeng picked up the earphones, put them on her head, and said, "Finally, I can go straight."

One second to boot and enter the desktop, this speed is not as fast as one side.

There are some basic software on the desktop, and the most annoying thing is that there are also some second-rate live broadcast platform software.

"Spicy chicken!"

Lin Ye uninstalled these second-rate live broadcast platforms.

"Yo! This computer configuration is actually the best in the world."

Your uncle popped out and it entered the computer monitor.

A miniature version of your uncle appeared on the desktop, holding a book and reading "The Actor's Self-cultivation".

Lin Ye communicated with your uncle with his thoughts: "If you don't manage your live broadcast software well, what's the use of entering my computer to join in the fun?"

Your uncle retorted: "Your uncle's live broadcast is currently operating very well, and he has signed some good thugs. Their live broadcasts are much more violent than yours, and they are much more famous than you. There is a tendency to replace you soon."

Lin Ye was not interested at all and said, "It's so boring to fight and kill. Isn't it good to play games while listening to music?"

Your uncle said "cheer": "Can the game last for a long time? Why don't you come and play with me, and I will make sure that you become a figure like a god of war!"

Lin Ye rolled his eyes at your uncle, and he clicked on the Penguin to log in, ignoring your uncle's temptation.

Valkyrie?

Mortal Valkyrie has a lot of meaning.

If you want to do it, be the god who rules the world.

Just when I was about to download Jedi to show off a few games, I was prompted that the game was under maintenance...

Change to League of Legends, the game is under maintenance...

Aggrieved to log in to the speed car, the game is under maintenance...

Ten games, ten in maintenance.

Is it because the opening method is incorrect or is the rhythm of the game industry to be cool?
The Internet has been fried.

How does game maintenance make those gnawing old people and squatting at home live?
What else can they do without the company of games?
Helpless Lin Ye can only play some unknown games.

List such as comprehension simulator, those years of comprehension, options for comprehension, comprehension...

Lin Ye felt a headache when he saw the word cultivation!

It seems that the recovery of spiritual energy is not a good thing, it is very unfriendly to the game!
(End of this chapter)