I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 168 Let me teach you how to drive
It was getting dark.

In the big room of the villa.

Lin Ye sat cross-legged on the wooden board and fell into deep thought.

There are all sorts of messy things from the check-in box these days, such as bad luck charms, magic charms, intimidation charms... There are a lot of charms alone.

The super power of the Marvel hero Magneto is quite impressive, but after Lin Ye possesses the super power of mind power, it doesn't feel very good.After all, Magneto's super power has limitations, and it is far less realistic than his own mind power super power.

There are some spicy chickens sold out for magic tools and magic weapons used in cultivating immortals. Lin Ye is thinking of holding an auction to sell these spicy chickens.

"It's NN! Transcending Tribulation Realm and stepping into Earth Fairyland, there is still a task to complete!"

Lin Ye was dissatisfied with the setting of the system, and made it clear that he was required to do things he didn't want to do.

If you want to break through the current realm, you can, that is to live broadcast, to win people's hearts, and to achieve the achievement of a star anchor.

Star anchor achievement ah!It's as difficult as getting out.

If there are no good works and songs, how can you make your debut?Does the sky-defying appearance match the acting skills of facial paralysis?
"It seems that the only job is to do copywriting."

Lin Ye sighed and put away a bunch of miscellaneous rewards, and many works flashed through his mind.

Shall we harm the Internet literature world first or the music world first?
Internet novels are too slow to take effect, far less popular than a song.

So, here comes the question, what type of songs do you borrow from your hometown?

Lin Ye rubbed his temples, countless classic songs from his hometown flashed through his mind.

Based on the current urban background, love is always an indispensable spiritual food.

"Okay, let's sprinkle dog food!"

Don't be afraid of thieves thinking about it, but be afraid of thieves being educated.

A sweet little dimple can not only satisfy the needs of those in love, but also attract the hatred of those who are single.

After making up his mind, Lin Ye turned on his phone and searched for songs.

Qiandu browser didn't have any information about the dimple, so Lin Ye registered the copyright brazenly by logging on to the copyright website.

In line with the fine tradition of carrying forward the classic songs of his hometown in this world, Lin Ye finished registering the copyright with a smile and uploaded the lyrics and melody samples.

Copyright website cannot be downloaded or reproduced. Once the registration is successful, you can rest easy, because there is the registration date and time on it, and it will be reviewed by the Longchao authority. In recent years, efforts have been made to prevent all plagiarism and piracy.

"Husband."

Nangong Rumeng opened the door and walked in.

"Rumeng, are you full?"

Lin Ye looked up at Nangong Rumeng.

Women are fickle animals.

After having the spicy crayfish, she directly forgot about Lin Ye. What kind of unbelievable beauty is there? Does it smell like crayfish?

Nangong Rumeng came to Lin Ye's side like a ray of fragrant wind. She hugged Lin Ye's arm again with her slender hands, and said coquettishly, "Rumeng still wants to eat ice cream..."

Lin Ye covered his head, looked at such a fairy, and said, "Rumeng, you are not afraid of getting fat!"

Nangong Rumeng looked at her slender figure, she curled her lips and said: "Rumeng is fat where it should be fat, and thin where it should be thin. You don't have to worry about getting fat at all."

Lin Ye was speechless, and could only spread his hands and said: "Yes, yes, what you said is correct, who made you a cultivator, you can eat a lot and never get fat."

"Hee hee." Nangong Rumeng smiled triumphantly.

What is the phone for?

Naturally, he ordered takeaway for his daughter-in-law. As for communication, it seemed that after Lin Ye refined his love madness, he couldn't make any calls he didn't want to answer, and he couldn't receive any text messages he didn't want to receive.

Open the fast food delivery app, the interface on it is similar to the Meituan in my hometown, but it is more bells and whistles than the Meituan interface, giving people a flashy feeling.

While searching for products, Lin Ye shamelessly thought, how about opening an errand company in this world?
Yujian Flying Fast takeaway company?
Or a teleportation takeaway company?
Think about it, if you recruit all the Mahayana realm cultivators who can teleport, you will only charge five yuan for one order.

If a person has no dreams, how is it different from a salted fish?
After Lin Ye concentrated on ordering some expensive imported ice cream for Nangong Rumeng, he saw TT in Meituan Supermarket!

In an instant, Lin Ye added it to the shopping cart by accident.

Nangong Rumeng didn't know what TT was, but she didn't ask.

After Lin Ye ordered the takeaway, he waited for the delivery boy to deliver it to his door.

"Husband, I'm going to take a bath."

Nangong Rumeng happily entered the bathroom like an elf.

"I suddenly took a shower and felt like I could hit a home run today!"

Lin Ye excitedly began to make the bed.

The bed that I usually don't sleep in, finally came in handy today.

Soft Simmons!

Nangong Rumeng finally came out wrapped in a bath towel after taking a bath for an hour.

Lin Ye flew over, "I'm going to take a shower too."

In the bathroom, Lin Ye began humming the song "Scrub" seriously.

After half an hour.

Lin Ye opened the door and looked into the room with deep eyes.

Nangong Rumeng was lying on the bed watching a movie.

Lin Ye rushed over like a hungry tiger.

Nangong Rumeng was frightened, she backhandedly fed the ice cream into Lin Ye's mouth.

"This original ice cream tastes pretty good."

Lin Ye licked his lips, he fell.

The two just lay on the bed like this, eating ice cream while watching a movie.

It wasn't until the end of a movie that Lin Ye slapped his head, "Fake! I'm just wasting time, wasting life, and wasting air!"

Nangong Rumeng didn't know what Lin Ye was thinking at this moment, otherwise she would have kicked Lin Ye out of bed.

Lin Ye stared at Nangong Rumeng solemnly, swallowed his saliva and said, "Rumeng, I have a project worth hundreds of millions and I want to talk to you about it."

Nangong Rumeng is very pure and doesn't know Lin Ye's tricks. She nodded and said, "I can still understand business, and I can advise my husband."

"Don't talk about hundreds of millions of projects tonight, let me teach you how to drive!" Lin Ye laughed maliciously.

Learning to drive is a complicated business.

Lin Ye skillfully demonstrates how to get into the car, first check whether the various instruments of the car are normal, then fasten the seat belt, ignite the ignition, put in gear, release the handbrake, release the clutch, and send fuel to the road.

Driving is a test of skill.

As an experienced driver, Lin Ye's driving skills need not be mentioned. Parking on the side, reversing into a garage, and starting up a hill are all as easy as playing.

After a long run, it is inevitable that you will be tired while driving, but these are minor problems. With a bottle of Red Bull, you can last for another four hours.

Lin Ye likes drag racing the most. Sometimes he will go fast, sometimes he will not speed up within 60 yards, and sometimes he will turn sharply. These all test the driver's eyesight, hand speed, skills and experience.

After Nangong Rumeng almost understood the basics, it would be much easier for Lin Ye to teach.

The night passed like that.

As soon as Lin Ye woke up the next day, he continued to review last night's knowledge for Nangong Rumeng.

Learn the new by reviewing the past.

In the afternoon, Lin Ye was refreshed and dragged Nangong Rumeng to the swimming pool for a while in beach pants.

Drinking red wine, soaking in the pool, listening to music, and having a beautiful woman massaging and pinching shoulders, this is how life should be enjoyed.

(End of this chapter)