I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 142 Ancient Warrior Li Kai

Was Lin Ye rough?
No!If possible, Lin Ye really wanted to burn that shrew with a ball of flames!
Dare to cause trouble in Lin Ye's house, unless she has the ability to cheat!Otherwise, the dragon is coiled up for the young master, and the tiger is lying down for the young master.

Although Du Huawan disagreed with Lin Ye's beating, she couldn't bear the anger of the shrew next door.If Lin Dong didn't want to cause trouble, he might have quarreled with the neighbor.

As the saying goes, dragon begets dragon, phoenix begets phoenix, Lao Tzu's son can make holes.

The shrew's fat son is not a good person either, he is a well-known bully Fat Tiger in the community!

The neighbors in the community are afraid of the shrew's husband, who is a complete jerk.

Lin Dong worriedly lit a cigarette, took out his mobile phone and asked, "Did you call 110?"

Du Huawan gave Lin Dong a blank look, and said angrily, "If you don't call 110, you call 120?"

As a man, it's okay to be blindsided by his wife. This proves that the husband and wife have feelings for each other.

When Lin Dong was about to call 110 to call the police, Lin Ye stopped Lin Dong and said, "Father, there is no need to call the police. To deal with a gang of mobs, all you need is your fists."

Lin Dong shook his head and said, "I'm afraid you'll kill that bastard!"

Du Hua persuaded Lin Ye, "Son! It's against the law to kill people."

Lin Yan also echoed: "That's right! Brother, killing people is against the law, you can't kill people!"

Nangong Rumeng tilted her head with an incomprehensible expression, and said, "Is murder illegal? In the cultivation world, killing people is common."

These words came out of the fairy-like Nangong Rumeng's mouth, which completely subverted the concept of the two elders.

Could this girl be insane?

Lin Ye flipped his hands and took out his military ID card and handed it to Lin Dong and Du Huawan, saying, "Dad, Mom, I am a hero of the Dragon Dynasty. I have explored the secrets behind the ancient bronze gate and won the rank of major general."

The military ID card appeared in front of the two elders, and they felt like they were dreaming.

Although Lin Ye in the past was quite honest and obedient, he was definitely a dou who couldn't help himself!

Lin Dong took a closer look, his eyes widened and he asked, "What's wrong with you kid, stealing a military officer's card."

Du Huawan was even more exaggerated, pointing to the photo on the military officer's certificate and said to Lin Ye: "Son! False certificates will go to jail!"

Seeing Lin Ye's speechless expression, Nangong Rumeng couldn't help but smiled and explained to the two elders: "Dad, Mom, my husband didn't steal it, this military officer certificate belongs to him."

This is the first time for Lin Yan to see a military officer's card. He leaned forward and couldn't help but take a second look and said, "This is a military officer's card! My brother's photo is still on it, really amazing."

Lin Xiaoxiao, who had changed into her pajamas, came out holding the doll Pink Panther. She came behind Lin Ye and stretched out her hand to grab the corner of Lin Ye's clothes and shouted, "Brother, sleep."

Du Huawan picked Lin Xiaoxiao up, and she said shyly, "Little girl! You haven't seen your brother for several years, why are you so attached to him?" Up to now, Du Huawan, the mother of two children, still can't understand why , Could it be that Lin Ye has some special affinity attributes?

"Mom!" Lin Xiaoxiao reached out and pinched Du Huawan's cheek.

"Go, mother coax you to sleep." Du Huawan carried Lin Xiaoxiao into the room, and before leaving, she also dragged Nangong Rumeng into Lin Xiaoxiao's room.

Lin Xiaoxiao's room is relatively small and belongs to a single room, but fortunately the bed is big, so it is no problem to sleep three people, not to mention that Lin Xiaoxiao is still a child.

"Gudu."

Lin Yan turned the coke and took a sip of the coke. Now he is not worried about the revenge of the fat man next door. He used to fight alone, but today is different. The old brother Lin Ye is back, and he is also a fraudulent cultivator. The family of the dead fat man can be handled with only one hand.

"Xiao Yan."

Lin Ye raised his hand and touched his younger brother's head, persuading him, "Drink less of this stuff, it's not good for your health."

"Brother, I'm not stupid."

Lin Yan rolled his eyes and refused to buy Lin Ye.

"Damn."

Lin Dong slapped Lin Yan on the head and cursed: "Learn more from your brother! One day, you are just doing nothing, and you are not good at studying."

"I……"

Lin Yan felt that he was abandoned. When Lin Ye was not around, how could Lin Dong be willing to beat him?
Is this the sadness of the second child?

Lin Ye heard a lot of footsteps outside the corridor, and saw many people coming upstairs with their hands in their hands.

"Oh!"

"My surname is Lin! The wife and son of labor management! If you don't give an explanation today, labor management will demolish your house."

"Open the door! Don't open the door and hit the door!"

Very noisy outside.

A group of gangsters were making a scene outside, and even knocked on the door with a dick.

When Lin Dong heard the sound, he dialed 110 with trembling hands.

Lin Ye patted Lin Yan on the shoulder and said, "Watch your cartoon carefully, brother, go out and deal with it."

"How about, brother, I'll go with you?" Lin Yan took a step forward with some fear.

He was the one who caused the disaster, so what's the point of hiding at home and watching cartoons?Now that I'm talking, he's not too young anymore, what kind of cartoons are he watching!
Lin Ye felt that it would be good to bring his younger brother to see the world. As his younger brother, he must become a peerless powerhouse, even if he had to do everything he could.

Just when Lin Ye was about to open the door.

The system task is here: "Task 1; use the most arrogant way to crush the troublemakers. After completing the task, you will be rewarded with a treasure chest X[-]. If you fail the task, your fingers will shrink by six centimeters."

After Lin Ye opened the door, the lightning ability was released.

The sparks on the door brought lightning, and those gangsters holding iron tools were knocked down by the electricity.

"Paralysis! There is electricity on the door!"

The gangster immediately took two steps back.

Lin Ye opened the door, and he glanced at the gangsters who surrounded the door, he said: "Blocking here will affect the neighbors upstairs and downstairs, let's go down and talk about it."

"You are the boss of the Lin family who has been away from home for several years!?"

The leader of the gangsters is a short, fat man with long hair, with a pockmarked face, who looks like a short winter melon, but such a man is actually the husband of that shrew!

"I beat your daughter-in-law, and I threw your son out. If anything happens, come to me!"

Lin Ye spoke domineeringly, with no fear on his face.

"There is a kind!"

The short winter melon made a gesture of invitation and said: "Then let's go downstairs and have a good talk, labor and management Li Kai has never been afraid of anyone in this generation!"

The eyes of the gangsters all wished they could pounce on Lin Ye and bite Lin Ye.

Lin Ye put his hands in his pockets and led Lin Yan downstairs.

Li Kai led the boys out of the unit building.

Upstairs nearby, many people lay down at the windows to watch the show.

The cancer in the community is not limited to Li Kai's family, but Li Kai is definitely a cancer in the community.

He is a bit ruthless and good at finding trouble. He has been molesting the residents of the community for not a day or two. It is even rumored that this guy actually took care of two lovers in the community.

Facing a group of people, Lin Ye raised his hand and said with lightning, "If there is anything, just let it go."

"It turned out to be a supernatural person! No wonder I dared to beat my wife and son! However, Li Kai, a disciple of Jingxuan Sect, asked for advice!"

When Li Kai saw the lightning in Lin Ye's hand, he must have knelt down and begged for mercy before doing it again, but now it's different. He also has a master. He learned ancient martial arts and joined an ancient martial arts sect.

(End of this chapter)