I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 141 The tragedy caused by a bottle of Coke
"Anyway, labor and management don't care! If labor and management don't give birth to a bunch of fat boys, they will pester you every day."

At this age, Lin Dong desperately wants to have a grandson.

If Lin Ye doesn't let Lin Dong be his grandfather!Whether it's hitting with a stick or threatening with eyes!In short, he must be a grandfather next year.

Lin Ye couldn't stand Lin Dong's hot eyes, he hugged Lin Xiaoxiao and rubbed oil on the soles of his feet and ran away.

It disappeared like a gust of wind.

After Lin Dong couldn't find Lin Ye, he rubbed the back of his head and murmured, "This kid actually dared to sneak away in front of his father. It seems that his skin has been itchy in the past few years."

At this time, Lin Yan was holding the large bottle of Coke that he had bought for eight dollars at the gate of the community.

"One cup for dad, not for mom, one cup for elder brother, one cup for younger sister, by the way, one cup for elder brother's wife and sister-in-law, and three cups for myself."

Lin Yan has a soft spot for Coke, although he knows that drinking too much Coke is bad for his health, but he can't control his mouth and body.

Craving a Coke is like craving a drink of water.

It is impossible to quit, and it is impossible to quit in this life, the only way to survive is to barely drink a cup of Coke.

Leisurely returned to the third floor of the old community of his home.

The neighbors on the opposite side of the third floor are a middle-aged couple with a son who is about the same size as Lin Yan.

Tu Fei had just returned home from playing when he happened to see Lin Yan next door, especially after those two squinted eyes saw Lin Yan holding a large bottle of Coke in his hand, he gave up and went home, and quickly stopped Lin Yan to rob him and said, "Keep the Coke .”

Lin Yan held Coke in his arms, and kept away from Tu Fei vigilantly, saying, "Impossible! Heads can be broken and blood can flow, but Coke can't be thrown away."

Tu Fei relied on his fat body, he glared with his hands on his hips and said, "If you don't give me Coke, then I'll go home and sue my mother for beating me."

Threat!

This is the threat of Hongguoguo.

Lin Yan couldn't afford to offend this fat man before!
But today, he wants to speak for himself.

Didn't you say that the young master hit you?
Then really hit you!

Lin Yan stepped forward and kicked it.

Tu Fei didn't expect Lin Yan to actually do it.

"Ouch!"

Tu Fei fell to the ground.

"Fatty!"

Lin Yan held the Coke and opened the door with the key and ran back home.

"Lin Yan, just wait for me."

Tu Fei got up and went home crying and complained.

Lin Yan felt a little guilty when he got home, he came to the living room with Coke in his arms.

At this moment in the living room, Du Huawan and Nangong Rumeng were chatting on a different channel.

Lin Dong was sitting on the sofa watching a TV series, constantly changing channels on the remote control in his hand, and muttering: "What a lousy TV, you are tearing it apart with your own hands! Why don't you go up to the sky and be side by side with the sun?"

Lin Yan skillfully found a few clean cups and filled them with Coke.

When Lin Dong saw the Coke, he instinctively picked it up and took a sip. After puffing his mouth, he was a little bit unsatisfied and said, "Without the ice, it's almost happy to drink."

Lin Yan politely put the cup in front of Nangong Rumeng, and he shouted: "Sister-in-law, drink Coke."

"Coke?" Nangong Rumeng had never had a drink of Coke. Seeing the pitch-black water bubbling with bubbles, she was afraid to try it.

"While we were playing, I didn't see my mother chatting with your sister-in-law." Du Huawan glared at the ignorant Lin Yan.

"Follow the order." Lin Yan was holding the Coke bottle and preparing to go back to the room.

"Bang bang bang!"

"Lin! Open the door!"

There was a loud voice outside the door.

Lin Dong frowned when he heard the sound, and went to open the door despite his reluctance.

Just opened the door.

A shrew dragged a fat boy and barged in domineeringly.

Lin Dong asked displeasedly, "Is there something wrong?"

The shrew pointed to the dust on her son's buttocks and said to Lin Dong: "Your son may be patient! How dare you bully my baby!"

Lin Dong looked at Lin Yan, who was a little guilty, and shouted, "Second brother! Come here!"

Lin Yan walked over in fear, and began to regret in his heart. If he had known earlier, he would not have kicked Fatty to death.But after thinking about it, he would definitely lose his life if he didn't take his coke. For the sake of the coke, he endured the scolding.

The shrew glared at Lin Yan and asked Lin Yan, "Did you kick my son?"

Lin Yan beat him to death and refused to admit it: "He wants to steal my Coke, I am protecting me."

"fart!"

The shrew scolded: "You must have robbed my baby's Coke just as poor as you are."

Tu Fei stepped forward snatching half a bottle of Coke and said, "This is the Coke I bought."

Naturally, it was impossible for Lin Yan to be snatched away by Tu Fei. He took a step back, raised his leg and kicked him again.

How could Tu Fei's obese figure escape.

"Ouch!"

Tu Fei, who fell down again, sat on the ground and cried, "Mom, he kicked me... woo woo woo!"

Seeing her precious son being kicked, the shrew stepped forward and raised her hand to slap Lin Yan.

Lin Dong blocked the shrew and said, "You dare to hit my son!"

The shrew said furiously: "Your son kicked my son twice! Even if the king of heaven comes today, don't try to stop me!" She just put down her harsh words.

"Snapped!"

The sound of the slap was crisp.

The shrew's left cheek was in burning pain.

Tu Fei was stunned, his always aggressive mother was beaten?And it was a woman who hit her!A beautiful woman!

Nangong Rumeng appeared in front of Lin Yan at some point, and she slapped the shrew.

The shrew looked at the unbelievably beautiful woman in front of her, who looked like a fairy, and she roared: "Bitch! How dare you hit me? Try to slap me!"

Nangong Rumeng raised her hand and slapped her twice again. She laughed and cursed, "I'll satisfy you with such a cheap request!"

Seeing the domineering Nangong Rumeng venting his anger for him, Lin Yan thought to himself: "In the future, I will also find a beautiful wife who can protect me."

"Bitch!"

The vixen reached out to wrestle with Nangong Rumeng.

Lin Dong kicked it out and scolded: "Get out! Doesn't your son have a B number in his heart?"

The shrew was no match by herself, her son got kicked, and she got kicked by Lin Dong herself!

Niang Er is here to vent her anger, not to be vented.

"You dare to bully our mothers! Wait for my man to come back! Cut you with a knife!"

"My father is a fool, he has a gun! Kill you all!"

The shrew and the fat man are particularly arrogant.

As soon as Lin Dong heard that there would be a gun in the confusion, he immediately took out his mobile phone and prepared to call the police.

The shrew pulled her disappointing son back and yelled, "You messed with me, Wu Lili, just wait and kneel down and beg for mercy."

Tu Fei made a gesture of wiping his neck, very arrogant.

"Snapped!"

Shrewface was beaten again.

The originally swollen face is now completely symmetrical.

"That bastard beat my old lady again!"

The shrew looked up, when was there another young man in front of her?Although he was handsome, his anger was written all over his face.

"Is it true that your man is a jerk?"

"Snapped!"

"Is there a gun?"

"Snapped!"

"Let my family kneel down and beg for mercy?"

"Clap clap clap!"

The shrew stared at the stars, she turned to the door and fell to the ground.

"Oh!"

Tu Fei was thrown out.

After Lin Ye taught the shrew and the fat man a lesson, he waved his hand, and the door closed with a bang.

The family finally returned to quiet.

　Thank you everyone, I saw the score today, it changed from 6.9 to 7.9, you are so awesome, thank you for your reward!I have something to do, so I am busy, update in advance.

　　
　
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