I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 13 My nickname is Husband
"Xiao Linzi, he seems to have changed, he seems to be more confident."

Xia Xiaotian looked at Lin Ye's back as he returned to the room, and for a moment, she felt that Lin Ye seemed to be a different person.

Be stupefied, but the steaming hot breakfast is still a must.

Xia Xiaotian smelled the delicious big meat buns, she thought of Lin Ye bringing her breakfast, and she felt warm in her heart, her face blushed and she whispered, "Actually, Xiaolinzi is pretty good, but he is a little poor. "

Lin Ye returned to the room and stared at his antique Apple 4S mobile phone, with a "I'm a fucking funny" expression on his face, why play mobile games without a good mobile phone?How to bring a girl to pretend to be B?

Reality slapped him hard!

"Change your phone, you must change your phone."

Lin Ye got up and went out again, going to buy an Apple 11promax no matter what!

The current price of Guo 11 is not very expensive, but por and promax are more expensive, about [-] RMB.

Lin Ye still has 11 yuan in savings, which is enough to buy the iPhone 11, but it is almost 3000 yuan away from buying the Apple [-] promax.

Fortunately, it only takes 5 minutes to withdraw the income of Dashen live broadcast backstage during the day, which is very powerful.

Withdraw [-] RMB, and actually get [-] after deducting taxes.

With [-] Lin Ye in his arms, he came to the Apple store near the community.

Apple is still the best choice for installing B. Although there are many black technologies in domestic mobile phones, Lin Ye still likes the appearance of Apple. Of course, if you replace the heterosexual curved screen with a hole-digging screen or a full screen, then Apple will definitely look good. cell phone.

Lin Ye, who has some facial features, has just entered the Apple store. The shopping guide girl who received him looked Lin Ye up and down, and immediately started to strike up a conversation with a professional fake smile: "Handsome guy! Buying a mobile phone?"

Lin Ye came to the promotional video of Apple 11promax, pointed at Apple 11promax and said boldly: "Here is an Apple 11promxa in space gray."

"Handsome guy, this way please." The shopping guide sister asked for the latest model by name, and she twisted her waist to open the order.

"Get a full package." Lin Ye ordered the most expensive mobile phone package without any money.

Mobile phone cases, high-definition tempered film, mobile phone holders, kitten stereos and other things that come with a package are more cost-effective, and Lin Ye is naturally not stupid enough to buy a bare phone.

"Handsome guy, please sign your name." After the shopping guide girl opened the list, she asked Lin Ye to sign and pay.

Lin Ye picked up the pen, and wrote his name with flamboyant signatures.

After V Letter paid [-] RMB, Lin Ye finally got Apple's latest mobile phone.

I have to say that Apple's hand feel is still so good.

The girl opened the phone case and wanted to put it on Lin Ye's Apple 11 promax, but Lin Ye stopped it before it was attached, "No need to put it on, I like to use a bare phone."

The shopping guide girl was stunned for a moment, and kindly reminded: "Handsome guy, this phone is expensive, it's safer to wear a phone case."

Lin Ye resolutely resisted the sister paper and said: "The phone case can indeed play a certain protective role, but I prefer the feel. If it falls, it will be a big deal and I will change it. Just pack the small gift."

After listening to Lin Ye's words, the shopping guide girl looked at Lin Ye differently. She teased jokingly: "Handsome guy, if you buy an Apple 11promax, you can only hold an Apple 11promax at night, but if you buy me an Apple 11promax, you can hold me and Apple 11promax at night." After saying that, he winked at Lin Ye.

Lin Ye turned around and complained loudly to the manager of the mobile phone store: "Your clerk actually seduced me for an Apple 11 Promax!"

"Pfft!"

"This buddy is a talent!"

"How funny is that! Is it really okay to hit the shopping guide girl in the face with such a red fruit?"

The male and female customers who came into the store to look at their mobile phones were stunned.

"Where's the supervisor?"

Lin Ye ignored the gazes of the people around him, and waited for the supervisor to apologize in annoyance.

A pretty girl with short hair walked towards Lin Ye with a very temperament.

The pretty female manager apologized to Lin Ye with a smile on her face, and said, "I'm sorry, this customer, it's our management negligence that made you laugh. To show my sincerity, I'll give you a [-]% discount."

Lin Ye stared at this young and beautiful executive lady, and he joked: "If you are willing to give me your V letter, you can give me a [-]% discount, or I won't accept an apology."

"You want my V letter?" The lady in charge showed a embarrassed expression. Lin Ye's way of striking up a conversation and asking for a V letter is a bit unreasonable, but if you don't give it, they won't accept an apology. If you want to give it, that is I'm getting myself into trouble.

When the lady in charge was hesitant, Lin Ye assured her: "I just want to be friends with you, and I think you are like an old friend of mine."

The way to get a beautiful V letter should not be too domineering, unless you are a domineering president and have a mine at home, otherwise you have to play routines. Playing the emotional card is the basic routine to get V letter, and the success rate is also the highest.

The lady in charge couldn't bear to refuse Lin Ye and had to compromise. She opened the QR code of the mobile phone's V-mail and raised her phone and said to Lin Ye: "Then you add it, my name is Liu Xiaoting."

Lin Ye scanned Liu Xiaoting's QR code with his antique mobile phone Apple 4S, and successfully added Liu Xiaoting as a friend.

Liu Xiaoting clicked on the note and asked seriously: "Little handsome guy, what's your name? Let me make a note."

Lin Ye replied solemnly: "My surname is Lao, and the word for it is Gong."

Liu Xiaoting typed these two characters using the input method respectively, and when she saw her "husband" blushed, she gave Lin Ye a coquettish look, and pretended to be very angry and said, "Little brother, you deliberately teased my sister!" Are you playing?"

Lin Ye shook his head and shrugged, "I've been wronged! This is my nickname."

"Little brother, it's okay for you to flirt with those college students who have just graduated, but give up as soon as you flirt with your sister." Even if Liu Xiaoting was killed, she would not believe that Lin Ye's nickname was "husband".

"I admit that I learned the tricks, but I sincerely flirt with you." Lin Ye gave me a frank expression.

"You actually admitted it?" Liu Xiaoting thought that Lin Ye would bite him to death and would not let go, but she didn't expect the change to be so fast, which caught her off guard.

"I've already said it. My nickname is Husband. If you don't believe me, there's nothing you can do!" Lin Ye began to play a rogue, with an expression that I really tried my best.

"I won't chat with you during working hours. I still have to work." After Liu Xiaoting solved the trouble, she gave Lin Ye's shopping guide a warning look.

"Yes, Director Liu."

Liu Xiaoting's sharp warning eyes scared the shopping guide girl who received Lin Ye almost her legs went limp.

Lin Ye was not interested in the shopping guide girls who received him, and the makeup was too amateurish, and she was a complete novice at the bronze level.

These days, in the sales industry, if you are not beautiful, you can use makeup to make up for it. If you can’t even make up with makeup, then you can only follow the path of service first.

"Damn diaosi!"

The shopping guide stared at Lin Ye and gritted her teeth, wishing to throw him to the ground, eat his flesh, and drink his blood.

(End of this chapter)