I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 12 Brother will take you to pretend to be B!fly with you!

Lin Ye came out of the bathroom after washing up, when he heard a knock on the door just as he was about to lie down.

"It's already this time, Xia Xiaotian, that tigress hasn't slept yet?"

With doubts, Lin Ye walked over and opened the door.

"Hungry, I ordered takeaway."

At this time, Han Yufei, who was wearing pink leopard pajamas, was smiling while carrying a takeaway.

"Sister Yufei?"

Lin Ye was very surprised. He thought that the person who knocked on the door at this time must be Xia Xiaotian, but he didn't expect it to be Han Yufei.

Han Yufei forced the takeaway into Lin Ye's hands. She chuckled and said, "Thanks to you, the dinner supplemented my nutrition for this month, so take the takeaway as my thank you. Take your time."

Before Lin Ye could say thank you, Han Yufei waved and turned back to the room.

At the door, Lin Ye took the takeaway back to the room. He went to the room and sat down on the sofa. He opened the takeaway and saw that it was hamburger and fries... Lin Ye seriously suspected that Han Yufei wanted him to gain weight.However, Lin Ye touched his small six-pack abs. He felt that eating supper would not make the abs ninety-nine into one, so he started to eliminate "enemies" based on the idea of ​​not being wasted.

By the time we had enough to eat and drink, it was already twelve o'clock in the morning.

At this time, a system notification sounded in my mind: "New day, new task! The host wants to get the audience in the live broadcast room to exceed 24 within [-] hours."

"Continuing to live broadcast the game is impossible to increase the number of fans in a short period of time. It seems that we have to find another way."

Lin Ye only has thousands of fans now, and the number of viewers has been fluctuating from 1 to 24. It is a big deal for Lin Ye to let the audience in the live broadcast room exceed [-] within [-] hours challenge.

Lying on the bed, Lin Ye quickly adjusted his state and put everything behind him. Now he must sleep. In order to keep his energy high, he refused to stay up late.

The second hand of the alarm clock is turning round and round, repeating non-stop.

"Drip drip..."

The unique alarm clock sound of Apple 4S woke Lin Ye up.

After waking up, Lin Ye turned off the alarm clock on his mobile phone. He looked at the iPhone 4S that was already called an antique and worthless in his hand. He thought that after completing today's system tasks, he must change to the latest Apple 11pormax.

He lifted the quilt, put on slippers, went to the bathroom and began to wash his face and brush his teeth.

"It's a pity that this handsome face, if there is a rich woman, at least 30 years of struggle will be saved!"

Lin Ye looked at his excellent self in the mirror, youthful, energetic, handsome and in good health, but unfortunately he was still a bachelor because of poverty.

After tidying up his image, Lin Ye put on his fake Adidas sports jacket, plugged his earphones in his ears, and started jogging.

There are very few high-level songs in this world, and it is completely unlike the earth, where talents emerge in large numbers.So Lin Ye downloaded European and American sports songs, suitable for running and exercising, to stimulate his own small universe.

As soon as I went out, the elders and aunts in the community have already started doing morning exercises.

When Lin Ye ran out of the gate of the community, a girl dressed as a high school student encountered the threat of two stray dogs.

"do not come!"

The girl backed away pale.

The barking of two stray dogs "Wow, woof, woof" approached.

"Hey! In broad daylight, how dare you molested your little sister!"

When Lin Ye encountered this kind of thing, he naturally couldn't stay out of it. He strode in front of the girl, staring at the two stray dogs with regal eyes.

The stray dogs didn't expect someone to jump out and meddle in their own business. They took two steps back, their dirty faces were full of hesitation, as if they were considering whether to continue wandering.

"Big brother! These two stray dogs have been chasing me, I'm so scared."

The girl reached out and grabbed the corner of Lin Ye's clothes, her face was pale, apparently frightened by the two stray dogs.

Lin Ye yelled at the two stray dogs, "Get lost!"

The two stray dogs, who were bullying and afraid of the strong, left in a desperate manner with their tails between their legs. In the blink of an eye, they walked in while the security guards in the neighborhood were not paying attention.

Lin Ye watched the stray dogs enter the community, and his face became serious. Stray dogs are dangerous to the children and elderly in the community. If they are bitten... Thinking about it, Lin Ye still feels the need to respond to the community security.

"Thank you, big brother."

Seeing the stray dog ​​gone, the girl walked out from behind Lin Ye to thank him.

Lin Ye warned: "In the future, when you encounter such a situation when you go out, you must remain calm. The more you are afraid of the stray dogs, the more they bark. If they didn't charge up to bite you, it is probably because they still maintain a semblance of reason."

The girl nodded humbly to be taught, there was no trace of impatience on her face, it was not difficult to see from her words and deeds that this girl's tutor was unusual, especially her ladylike temperament, Lin Ye would never feel it.

We chatted briefly on the way. The girl's name is Dai Wenwen, a sophomore in Shanghai No. [-] Middle School.

In a breakfast restaurant, Lin Ye and Dai Wenwen had breakfast together.

When they parted, Dai Wenwen was still making faces in front of Lin Ye, a little playful and cute.

After Lin Ye bid farewell to Dai Wenwen, he packed two breakfasts and went back.

The exercise was interrupted, Lin Ye simply stopped exercising, anyway, this day is not bad, isn't it.

Back in the community, Lin Ye reported the situation of the stray dogs to the security guards. With the security guard's reassurance, Lin Ye returned with the packed breakfast.

08: 30.

Han Yufei has already sorted it out and is checking the information files.

Lin Ye came back and handed the breakfast to Han Yufei, "Sister Yufei, your breakfast."

Han Yufei took the breakfast, smiled and thanked, "Thank you, little brother."

Lin Ye gave Han Yufei a white look, "Please remove the fine print for me."

Han Yufei "giggled" and laughed, she was gorgeous, coupled with her beautiful makeup today, Lin Ye actually had the terrible idea of ​​wanting to talk to a girlfriend.

For Xia Xiaotian's share, Lin Ye naturally delivered it himself.

"Boom boom boom!"

Fast forward 1 minutes.

Xia Xiaotian's room door just opened, and she opened the door in dinosaur pajamas.

Lin Ye saw the drowsy Xia Xiaotian, he handed over the breakfast and said, "Last night, you stayed up all night to live broadcast again."

Xia Xiaotian took the breakfast and nodded. She yawned and said, "I can't help it. The competition in the live broadcasting industry is getting bigger and bigger. If I don't work harder, I'm going to drink Northwest Wind this month."

Lin Ye put his hand on Xia Xiaotian's shoulder and encouraged him: "Come on, your cosplay is really good! I believe it will become popular, it's just a matter of time."

Xia Xiaotian shrugged her shoulders with no confidence and said frustrated words, "I have been live broadcasting for more than half a year, and my fan subscriptions are only [-]. Although my income has increased this month, it is still a drop in the bucket and cannot support me to continue."

Lin Ye thought for a while and said, "Why don't you change your mind, COS live broadcasting and playing games can not only satisfy your hobbies, but also gain another type of fans, and your income will naturally increase."

"The concubine doesn't know how to play client games! I feel dizzy and want to vomit when I play." Xia Xiaotian naturally thought of this method, but her game skills are really bad, especially client games.

"Then the mobile game, Glory of Kings." Lin Ye snapped his fingers. He has planned a complete low-risk transformation plan for Xia Xiaotian, which can transform her from a simple COS anchor to a COS in a short period of time. Game anchor.

"I've played that game before, but the skills are still very good. It's already the S17 season. It is said that the S18 season will be in a while." Xia Xiaotian is still more interested in the opponent game King of Glory. You can skip meals, but you have to play two games to enjoy yourself.

"After breakfast, you open a live V message to notify me, brother will take you to pretend to be B! Take you to fly!" Lin Ye turned around and gave Xia Xiaotian a confident back.

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(End of this chapter)