I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 107 Make mistakes and correct them, and stand at attention when you are shot

"Introduction to the version update, please read the host carefully."

A piece of information similar to an email was presented in front of Lin Ye, and only Lin Ye could see it.

"Version update [-], in view of the excellent performance of the host, the mission system removes obliteration! Adds punishment methods such as deduction of lifespan and shortening of body parts."

After reading the first item, Lin Ye couldn't calm down anymore. He murmured, "Shortening the body parts, could it be an arm? One long and one short, this nima still has the face to go out?" Thinking of the punishment for mission failure, the picture is simply unbelievable. It's too beautiful.

"Version update [-], the system mall is officially launched. All products can only be exchanged for life. You can donate your own life, and you can collect the life of others. The minimum life starts from one month, and the maximum life can be exchanged for unlimited."

After reading the second item, Lin Ye couldn't help complaining again, "Banana, you bastard! You can exchange it for life at any time! Isn't RMB delicious? Like other pig's trotters, you can exchange it for system reputation, face value, and system points." Isn’t it delicious? If you insist on exchanging your sister’s lifespan, you don’t know labor and capital will spare your life!”

"Version update [-], the mission gift box obtained after the mission is completed is renamed as small treasure chest, big treasure chest, god-level treasure chest, lucky treasure chest, festival treasure chest, limited treasure chest, etc. All interpretation rights belong to the system."

After reading the third item, Lin Ye thinks that this update is quite good. The gift box has become a treasure box, and the chances of getting good things have increased. The newest thing is the addition of god-level treasure chests, lucky treasure chests, and festival treasure chests. , limited treasure chests, etc.

"Version update [-], the system integrates the heart of aura and soul, and adds infinite secret trials. The host can make a secret at will, and the boss can be randomly set by the system. The levels of secrets are divided into normal, difficult, king, legend, nightmare, super nightmare ! It is difficult to clear the level and open it normally, and so on. Rewards are divided into pills, magic tools, mounts, pets, exercises, spells, etc. "

After Lin Ye watched version update [-], he laughed, and he laughed unscrupulously.

With the secret realm in hand, I own the world!
Manipulate the secret realms of this world at will. The cultivation sects and colleges want to enter the secret realms to get rewards, okay!The premise is that you don’t mess with me, otherwise don’t blame me for increasing the difficulty of the secret realm, causing some self-righteous geniuses to die in the trial of the secret realm.

I have to say that this system update is awesome.

Consciousness exited the system space, and Lin Ye woke up from a smirk.

"Husband, you have been giggling since just now, is there something happy?"

Nangong Rumeng stood beside Lin Ye, holding a can of Coke in her hand.

"Think of something interesting."

Lin Ye is perfunctory, the system is his biggest secret, even if it is his own parents, he will never reveal a word, just because everyone is innocent and pregnant with crimes, only God knows that he knows.

"Oh."

Nangong Rumeng didn't ask what was interesting.

Women must know how to watch their words and expressions at any time, otherwise their status will be unstable.

Lin Ye slapped his head suddenly, and suddenly remembered: "I forgot that kid Qin Buhui is still in the hotel, I have to find him."

Nangong Rumeng moved away, sipping Coke and looking at Lin Ye who was in a hurry, her eyes were very curious, who is Qin Buhui in Lin Ye's mouth?
Lin Ye changed into a set of modern clothes in the bathroom. He straightened his hair in front of the mirror, and then came out and told Nangong Rumeng, "Rumeng, you should stay at home and practice well. If you don't understand anything, just ask the two people outside. Women, for my sake, don't be as knowledgeable as them, play with the computer casually, I have something to go out."

Nangong Rumeng waved goodbye and said: "Goodbye, husband."

Lin Ye walked out of the room. In the living room, Xia Xiaotian stared at Lin Ye unhappily and said mockingly, "So fast? Are you like the barbarian king? You can only hold it for three seconds?"

Han Yufei corrected Xia Xiaotian and said, "What barbarian king! It's obviously a big move at [-] seconds!"

Lin Ye has black lines all over his head, what's the mess?The barbarian king and the [-] seconds big move?

Xia Xiaotian changed her posture and lay on the sofa on her side. She listened to the big news in the news, with a serious attitude of caring about national affairs.

Lin Ye sauntered over, grabbed Xia Xiaotian's hand, slapped Xia Xiaotian's back with a slap, and said angrily, "Let you be a barbarian king! Let you mock! Make you laugh!"

Xia Xiaotian wanted to break free, but her strength was far inferior to Lin Ye's, so she could only growl and roar: "Bastard! Scumbag! Don't think that just because I like you a little bit, I can do whatever I want! I can kick you at any time! Divorce you!"

Lin Ye smirked, "You won't shed tears when you see the coffin, right? Let me use my hands to make your surrender." After speaking, he slapped Xia Xiaotian's forehead twice.

Xia Xiaotian had a small bump on her forehead, which caused her to grin her teeth in pain.

Han Yufei got up and wanted to escape back to the room. She also mocked Lin Ye just now, and now that Lin Ye is teaching Xia Xiaotian a lesson, she can slip away without anyone noticing.

Lin Ye looked back at the eyes of a hungry wolf staring at its prey, and his figure flashed from Xia Xiaotian to behind Han Yufei in front of the door. He clicked his tongue and said, "Sister Yufei, why don't we go into the room and have a good talk about life."

"No." Han Yufei screamed and rushed in, she shut Lin Ye out.

"Damn Lin Ye! I'm going to hammer your chest!" On the sofa, Xia Xiaotian stood up like a crocodile, her hair was disheveled and she clenched her fists, her face was full of anger.

"Hoo hoo." Just when Han Yufei was thankful that she had escaped, Lin Ye's voice sounded behind her.

"Sister Yufei, do you think there's nothing I can do if you close the door? Naive." Lin Ye stood behind Han Yufei with an evil smile on his lips.

"Huh!?" Han Yufei's delicate body trembled, and she warned Lin Ye in horror, "Lin Ye, don't mess around! I will call the police."

"Call the police?" Lin Ye didn't take it seriously. He stepped forward and said, "Didn't you just argue to be my girlfriend? Why, do you regret it now?"

"Lin Ye, I was wrong." Han Yufei was frightened, she was really afraid that Lin Ye would act recklessly.

"Dang, clang, clang." Lin Ye flicked his head three times in a row, and gave Han Yufei a cool back, saying, "If you make a mistake, you must correct it, and if you are beaten, you must stand at attention. Next time, you will not only flick it three times." After finishing speaking, he opened the door and left go out.

"This guy... is getting worse and worse." Han Yufei rubbed her forehead. Although it didn't hurt very much, Lin Ye was very fast and domineering.

"Scumbag! Die!"

"Yo! I still want revenge!"

"Don't come here! I admit my mistake! Don't flick my forehead, it's all swollen..."

"If you make a mistake, you must correct it, and if you are shot, you must stand at attention!"

"Damn Lin Ye! What did my old lady do in her previous life to meet you in this life!"

In the living room, Xia Xiaotian's loveless Ge You was lying on the sofa, motionless, her forehead felt a burning pain, she wanted to cry but couldn't, she could only look at the floor tiles with a loveless face.

After Lin Ye taught Xia Xiaotian a lesson, he left gracefully.

(End of this chapter)