I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 106
"What's the noise! ​​Do you want me to sleep well?"

A cat came out of Lin Ye's room standing up. It looked sleepy and seemed to have not woken up, especially the movement of scratching PP with its paws, which was so annoying.

Fei Baixu looked up with his cat's eyes, and when it saw Lin Ye, the whole cat became restless, it rubbed its eyes vigorously, and murmured: "Boss is back?"

Lin Ye walked over and greeted his fat white head with a stir-fried chestnut, and said angrily: "The young master has not been here for more than a month, have you eaten, slept, slept, and eaten? Look at your belly, it's almost Catch up with the generals of old."

Fat Bai hugged his head and looked down at his stomach. He touched it with his paw, and the swimming ring shook a few times, as if it was filled with water.

Lin Ye covered his face, he raised his hand to reject Fei Bai with a look of disgust, "It's embarrassing for me to take you out like this, don't say you know me in the future."

Fat Bai hugged Lin Ye's thigh with an aggrieved face, and cried out: "Boss, it's all your woman, take me to drink beer every day, what kind of top five, 666! I really don't understand .”

Lin Ye shook his thigh, and said with an expression that he believed you were an idiot: "Get lost!"

"Don't! Don't let go! Don't shake it, I'm going to vomit."

Fat White held Lin Ye's thigh with one paw, and covered his mouth with one paw, for fear that he would spit it out.

It's not that it doesn't dare to vomit, but that it's too wasteful to spit it out. After all, what it ate last night was chicken wings, kidneys, and first-class barbecue delicacies.

This is the first time Nangong Rumeng has seen Fei Bai. She saw that Fei Bai is different, and said in surprise: "I never thought that there are yin and yang cats in this world."

When Fatty heard that someone recognized his breed, he flicked the cat hair on the top of his head coquettishly, and said in a deep and charming way: "Miss sister, you actually know."

Nangong Rumeng covered her mouth and said: "Of course, in the whole family of cat demons, it belongs to the yin and yang cats fighting five scums, giggling."

"The yin-yang cat fights the five scum?" Fat Bai's whole cat is not well. It let go of Lin Ye's thigh and landed on the ground, puffing up its cheeks, beating its chest and raising its head, crying: "Although the yin-yang cat is only the last among cat demons, but Anyway, it is also number one! Why do people in the world look at you with hostility, my yin and yang cat prince, Miao Taiji is not convinced."

"Meow Tai Chi!?" Lin Ye picked up Fat Bai, stared at Fat Bai suspiciously, and asked, "Since when did you have such a domineering, high-end and high-end name? From a TV show?"

"Cut." Miao Taiji crossed his arms and said disdainfully, "Prince Meow was given this name by my grandpa when I was born."

"Yo!" Xia Xiaotian leaned over and poked Miao Taiji's armpit and said, "Is there any proof? If you say nothing, you will die alone."

"I have an ID card." Miao Taiji actually took out a miniature ID card from his fur pocket.

"Your sister! The cat demon actually has an ID card?" Lin Ye couldn't calm down anymore, he snatched the ID card from Miao Taiji's hand and took a closer look.

"This ID card is actually similar to ours." Xia Xiaotian was not calm anymore.

"It's interesting." Han Yufei looked at Meow Taiji's fur pocket, which actually had such a place to hide things.

"This is the talent of the meow clan. The fur comes with a small storage space." Meow Taiji shook the cat's hair proudly.

"Meow Tai Chi, the prince of the Yin-Yang cat clan, born on XX XX XX XX XX XX minutes XX seconds." Lin Ye read out the time of birth, and he felt like beeping a dog, and couldn't help complaining: "Your sister Oh, a date of birth accurate to the second."

"You don't understand." Miao Taiji had an expression of brother's loneliness that you don't understand.

"Go to hell." Xia Xiaotian raised her leg and kicked it.

"Hey!" Meow Taiji's cat had shoe prints on its face, not because it didn't hide, but because it never expected that Xia Xiaotian would suddenly kick the cat's face.

"Meow……"

A little she-cat was meowing outside the window.

"It's Huamei."

Meow Taiji sprinted to the window, and it lifted the window to save the little female cat, which was a shameless operation as fierce as a tiger.

Han Yufei and Xia Xiaotian said in unison: "Yesterday Lingmei, today Huamei! Bah! Scumbag!"

Lin Ye was speechless, Miao Taiji seemed to be more romantic than him, and he felt a little uncomfortable, "My TM Yushu Linfeng's jade-faced little white dragon is not as good as a cat?"

"Meow……"

Another British Shorthair cat came to the windowsill and seemed to have jumped from the next window.

I saw Miao Taiji holding the little female cat in both hands, like a rich and powerful boss, embracing left and right.

Moreover, the two little female cats don't seem to dislike Miao Taiji being so playful.

"I'm really not as good as a cat!" Lin Ye had the idea of ​​breaking them up at this moment, it's best to beat Meow Taiji in front of the two little female cats, and kill it. prestige.

Nangong Rumeng withdrew her gaze, she held Lin Ye's arm and said coquettishly, "Husband, Rumeng is a little tired, let's go back to the room to rest."

Lin Ye said "Oh" and prepared to go back to the room.

But as soon as the two turned around, Han Yufei had an extra cucumber in her hand. She chopped it with her bare hands, and the cucumber broke in two.

Xia Xiaotian went too far, and actually squeezed the egg with both hands!
Rely on!
What are the two of them trying to imply about themselves?
They chopped cucumbers and popped eggs. Could it be that they are implying that I am as good as a jade?

Lin Ye rubbed his nose and said awkwardly to the two women: "I am a decent person, my urine can also cast down demons."

"Your urine can subdue demons, could it be the legendary boy's urine?" Xia Xiaotian burst into laughter.

"I thought you had already given it to your ten-finger girl." Han Yufei winked, with an expression on her face that you understand.

"I'm the fuck..." Lin Ye didn't dare to scold the two girls, he said ruthlessly in his heart: "Xia Xiaotian, Han Yufei, you wait for me, sooner or later I will let you kneel on the ground and sing conquest for me."

When Lin Ye was flirting with himself, the long-lost system notification sounded in his mind.

"The polar night is over, the aura is revived, and the system has been updated."

Lin Ye pulled Nangong Rumenghou into the room in a hurry.

Xia Xiaotian and Han Yufei wanted to stop it, but it was too late. The two girls could only knock on the door to warn them.

"Scumbag, if you dare to mess around, I will make you the best job in Longchao, eunuch!"

"Lin Ye, young people can't be impulsive! You have to consider the consequences, and don't make a mistake that will cause eternal hatred."

At this time, Nangong Rumeng was blushing in the room, and she was thinking in her mind, "If my husband uses force, should I obey him or abolish him? It's so tangled! Just knock him out? Or use illusion to make him Solve it yourself?"

Lin Ye sat excitedly on the computer chair, and with a gesture of his hand, two cans of Coke flew out of the mini refrigerator.

One can for Nangong Rumeng, and one can for himself to drink.

"boom."

Pulling off the lid, Lin Ye took a big gulp, and at the same time his consciousness entered the system space.

Waited and waited, and finally waited until the system update was completed.

(End of this chapter)