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Chapter 89: The monks must return to vulgarity! (Ask for votes!)

Thinking from a scientific point of view?
I think about your sister!

At this time, the faces of the Buddhist apprentices who only saw the first formal exam question, and all the monks who were sitting in the hall preparing to answer the question, all changed!

The hearts of all the monks were already despairing, what the hell, this Dharma king is too bad!

Facing this kind of weird Buddhist exam questions... none of the monks in the hall had a normal face!

Some monks were ashen-faced!

Some monks' lips trembled!

Some monks' eyeballs almost popped out!

On the contrary, many monks looked at the next question, and they felt that although the questions in the Buddhist study were a bit weird, they couldn't be all weird in the next question, right?

Then...they realize that they have thought too much!
Because, the next Buddhist exam questions are more wonderful than the next one!One by one is more frantic than the other!One is more difficult than the other!

The second test question on the big screen:

Please explain in detail whether the following content is consistent with scientific knowledge?
According to the "Long Agama Sutra", "Maha Nirvana Sutra", "Pan Nihuan Sutra" and "Avatamsaka Sutra", the Buddha said: The earth where human beings live floats on the water, and the water lives on the wind wheel. The bottom of the wind wheel is empty, and sometimes when a strong wind blows suddenly, the wind wheel will rotate randomly, and the water will turbulently, causing earthquakes.In other words, the entire "earth" structure is roughly stacked in four layers.

Requirements: The above content must be considered from a scientific point of view, and Buddhist idealism cannot be used. Please answer in detail and give your reasons!

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The third question on the big screen:

Most people in modern society believe in Buddhism.

Every day in the circle of friends is the anniversary of the birth of Bodhisattvas, and every day is a day of great merit. Reposting and participating in a Dharma meeting every day is equal to 30 years of practice. Double merit.

Enjoying tea, incense, beads, copying sutras and prostrating yourself with cloth shoes, everything has to be posted to Moments to ask for likes. Today’s Rinpoche, tomorrow’s Khenpo, and that Geshe’s famous quotes will be scanned on the timeline.

The middle-aged women with lower roots just finished kowtowing in the temple with pious and ascetic faces, and then turned around and rushed out of the temple gate to grab seats on the bus and curse.

As soon as friends meet, they persuade you to be a vegetarian, saying that your mouth is hell, and they must say that karma, reincarnation, merit, wisdom, root, physical body, practice, ultimate wisdom, compassion, and luck.

If you mention that you don't believe in Buddhism and can't change your habit of eating meat, he will start to educate you about how miserable it is to fall into the lower realms.

So, do these people sincerely believe in Buddhism, do they violate the content of the Buddhist scriptures, and do they run counter to the teachings of the Buddha?
Please consider it from the perspective of Buddhist beliefs and give a detailed answer.

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The fourth question on the big screen:

In Buddhism, it is believed that women are lower-level creatures than men.

A well-known great writer studied Buddhism and put forward a statement: "At that time, the social background and environment were patriarchal, so the settings of the Paradise of Paradise and various Buddhist lands were only men. In this way, there is no royal sister, loli , caring, gentle, arrogant, black-bellied, young women, and the world of black silk, if it really existed, it would be no different from hell no matter how beautiful it is!"

Is this statement justified?Please consider it from the perspective of equality between men and women, and give a detailed answer.

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The fifth Buddhist exam question...

The sixth Buddhist exam question...

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Seventh Buddhist Examination Question: Roadmap for the Rise of a Buddhist Empire.

Theoretical tools: mainly karma.

Integral system: advanced reward system.

Organizational structure: a monolithic religious order, below which there is a Buddhist academy that produces chicken soup jokes on an assembly line, and countless folk laymen who bring their own dry food to forward and spread.I really like short guards.The so-called, if the Buddha Dharma is to prosper, only the monks praise the monks.In the world, there is no ground they can't cleanse, bad things they can't justify, and evil deeds they can't praise. As long as it is done by Buddhists, they will die to defend their shortcomings.

The upper line: if you don't rely on the master, it will be difficult for the Buddhadharma to prosper.Since Daoan, Buddhism has liked to hook up with the rich and powerful.

Inequivalent exchange: Buddhism stipulates that the value of Dharma donation is much higher than financial donation.Therefore, as long as you become a good man and a believer, you have to be prepared to go bankrupt.This is similar to a bank’s credit card consumption. You donate the money for a car, and the points given to you by Buddhism may only be exchanged for a spatula.

Based on the above description, answer the following questions and briefly explain why:
1: Is the line of Buddhism on the right track?
2: What contributions did you make to mankind during the rise of the Buddhist empire?

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The eighth question about Buddhism...

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After watching all the Buddhist examination questions on the big screen, all the monks had red eyes and shortness of breath!

What the hell is this!

What kind of cheating questions are these!

Don't tell me the answer!
Just looking at the examination questions about Buddhism, these monks who usually feel that they have studied Buddhism in depth are trembling with anger!

All the monks were ashen-faced, desperately trying to refute, but found that there was no way to refute!
The cheating level of these Buddhist examination questions has stumped all the monks!
What makes all the monks even more desperate is that question No. 40 is also the last Buddhist question in this set of Buddhist exam papers.

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No.40 a question about Buddhism.

[Please take all the above-mentioned Buddhist examination questions as the topic, and write an essay about 'Today, I want to return to vulgarity'.About [-] words, except for poetry, other is not limited. 】

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Seeing this Buddhist examination question, there are really many monks who want to become laymen!

your sister!
This is too bullying the monk!

Today, I want to return to secular life!
The last Buddhist question is simply the true thoughts of most ordinary monks present!

Because after seeing Shen Ping's exam questions, they really wanted to be vulgar!

They suddenly discovered that Buddhism has no use in human history!
This test question Dharma King, the Buddhist test questions are too insane!

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In the silent atmosphere in the hall, time passed quickly.

10 minutes……

Two 10 minutes...

One hour……

It's time for the two-hour exam!

"Okay, it's time, everyone put down the pens in your hands!" Shen Ping said happily.

Look at the raised eyebrows, look at the blooming smile, who is the King of Exam Questions? Shen Ping is such a bad person. He has never been the only one who makes things difficult for candidates. Exam questions, let's take a look, from the very beginning, this guy didn't intend to make it easier for the monks who participated in the Beijing City Buddhist Seminar!
"These exam questions are too difficult!"

"Please let us think about it more!"

"Come on, I haven't written my last essay on returning to vulgarity yet?!"

When Shen Ping swaggered to take away the answers written by the monks on the paper, countless monks at the Buddhist seminar in the capital wailed!
After Shen Ping forcefully took away all the answers, all the monks sat still in their chairs in a tacit understanding. The atmosphere in the huge hall was so depressing.

Suddenly, a young monk couldn't accept it, and even took out his mobile phone to make a call. His eyes were red and he said: "...Mom, I want to return to vulgarity!"

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