I cried countless students in the exam
Chapter 88 The Monks Are Desperate...
Chapter 88 The Monks Are Desperate...
In a separate room, Shen Ping borrowed the staff's computer to transcribe the Buddhist exam questions prepared last night into the computer in a blank document.
While Shen Ping was coding, the staff member stood aside and watched quietly. When he saw the first Buddhist test question from Shen Ping, he was immediately stunned.
Fuck, this Buddhist exam question? !
The staff member wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said, "Mr. Xiao Shen...this...this question about Buddhism...I'm afraid no monk dares to answer it?"
Shen Ping had already guessed that he would have this kind of reaction, and immediately smiled slightly: "After studying Buddhism for so many years, I don't have the real ability to become a monk? Besides, they clamored for me to write a question on Weibo, and said they would Take me out of the sea of misery."
"No one has ever dared to talk to me so arrogantly. Aren't their monks clamoring? Wouldn't it be too boring if the questions on Buddhist studies were too simple? Since there are questions, they have to come up with questions that they can't answer, or even ask questions. Dare to answer the Buddhist knowledge!"
Just after Shen Ping finished speaking, he found that the staff next to him had lost his voice, so he subconsciously turned his head to look at the other party, only to see that the other party's face was blue and his body was trembling.
"Teacher Xiao Shen, if you publish these Buddhist exam questions, I'm afraid there will be many monks today...who want to return to secular life!"
This set of questions about Buddhism can drive monks crazy!
"Teacher Xiao Shen, are you sure you want to use this set of Buddhist exam papers?"
"of course."
"Aren't you afraid that many monks in the Buddhist Association will return to lay life?"
"What are you afraid of! I'm not a monk!"
Hearing this, the staff member suddenly laughed.
Teacher Xiao Shen was right, anyway, they are not monks, and they don't need to do these Buddhist exam questions, and Buddhist students also know that Shen Ping wrote the questions, so Shen Ping will definitely be the one who will be scolded.
Thinking of this, the staff member looked at Shen Ping strangely.
A picture has appeared in his mind. After today's Beijing City Buddhist Research Conference, Shen Ping will be scolded by the monks of the Beijing City Buddhist Association to have no way to go to heaven and nowhere to go to earth!
……
At this time, in the hall of the Beijing Buddhist Association seminar.
Master Huiwen, who hadn't come out for 19 years, walked in amidst the stars and the moon.
As soon as he walked into the hall, Master Huiwen saw many monks gathered around the door of a certain room, looking at each other, as if they were discussing something.
Master Huiwen followed the gazes of many monks, and at a glance, his eyes were rounded, and his face was full of shock, as if he saw the scriptures of the Buddhist world!
Because, the person sitting in the room was the person he was going to get through the sea of suffering today——Shen Ping!
Master Huiwen was shocked!
Could it be that the legendary King of Examination Questions is actually just a brat?
Master Huiwen asked a monk beside him, "Puxin, who is the young man in the room?"
"It's the king of examination questions, Shen Ping!"
"Is he Shen Ping?"
After being dazed, Master Huiwen came to his senses, and then said with a smile on his face: "Young people nowadays are very ambitious, this is not good, and the poor monk will save him from the sea of suffering later!"
Many monks nodded in agreement.
Master Huiwen is very confident. He squinted his eyes and looked at Shen Ping. He was looking at the high school teacher who wore gold-rimmed glasses and had dimples on his mouth when he smiled. Require?
How good can a young high school teacher be?
At this moment, Shen Ping, who had prepared all the examination questions on Buddhism, walked out of the room slowly.
As Shen Ping walked out of the room, the gazes of all the monks fell on Master Huiwen.
Generally speaking, Master Huiwen understands everything about Buddhism.
But now, the opponent that all the monks encountered was the famous Dharma King in the capital city. They had no self-confidence and could only pin their hopes on Master Huiwen.
Under the expectant eyes of all the monks, Master Huiwen did not disappoint. He went straight to Shen Ping and asked Shen Ping to give the test questions, and then he answered them on the spot.
However, the test question Shen Ping asked on the spot was...
"In the scriptures of the "Chang'an Sutra", it is described that the moon is made of pure substances such as glass, sky silver, etc., so it is bright and bright. There are people ruling and palaces on the moon, especially fifteen. The emperor and his subjects on the moon entertain, then The moonlight is even stronger... Is what Shakyamuni said right or wrong? Is it in line with today's human cognition?"
This is a very trapping Buddhist examination question, which requires extremely high Buddhist knowledge to answer.
In addition to extremely high Buddhist knowledge, there is also common sense that even a three-year-old child knows.
The moon does not shine, its light is the sun's rays that make the moon shine.
But Sakyamuni said that the moon is made of pure substances such as glass and Tianyin. How did the monks in the hall answer?
No one would ever ask a monk face-to-face with such questions, but now, Master Huiwen is being tested by Shen Ping in public. One can imagine how difficult it will be!
However, when all the monks, including Master Huiwen, were about to refute Shen Ping with Buddhist idealism, Shen Ping asked another question on the spot.
"In the "Buddha Says the Long Agama Sutra", Sakyamuni said that the sun and the moon are square, because they look round from a distance... Do you deny it? Please answer what Shakyamuni said right or wrong!"
……
After Shen Ping's exam question came out, all the monks in the audience were stunned.
"Long Agama Sutra" is the basic classic of primitive Buddhism, which is divided into four parts.
One: Summarize and explain the basic teachings of Buddhism.
Two: Describe the practice activities of the Buddha and his direct disciples.
Three: Narrate the stories of the Buddha's life and calamity, aiming at promoting Buddhism and admonishing people to take refuge in the Three Jewels.
Four: Refute heresies.
The Chang'A Han Sutra itself is relatively obscure and difficult to understand. Shen Ping not only read all of them, but also understood them thoroughly. He even put them into practice and put them into practice at today's Beijing City Buddhist Seminar.
This test question is very difficult, or the monks dare not answer it!
why?
As we all know, the sun and the moon are celestial bodies, but in the eyes of the Buddha, the sun and the moon are square. How do people answer this question?
Answering that the sun and the moon are celestial bodies, wouldn't that prove their long-held beliefs to be wrong?
Answering that the sun and the moon are square will only attract a lot of people's laughter and generosity, and it will only increase the jokes.
This test question asked by Shen Ping is so bad!
But can the monks endure it?
Do not!
Absolutely can't stand it!
"You are sophistry!"
All I heard was a middle-aged monk yelling angrily, saying: "If you have the ability, don't talk about the content of the "Long Agama Sutra", but mention some topics in other Buddhist scriptures!"
Thank you book friend 140402094836943 for the reward of 1000 starting coins, thank you very much, please collect it, ask for a recommendation ticket, and ask for a reward!This book has 206000 words!
(End of this chapter)
In a separate room, Shen Ping borrowed the staff's computer to transcribe the Buddhist exam questions prepared last night into the computer in a blank document.
While Shen Ping was coding, the staff member stood aside and watched quietly. When he saw the first Buddhist test question from Shen Ping, he was immediately stunned.
Fuck, this Buddhist exam question? !
The staff member wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said, "Mr. Xiao Shen...this...this question about Buddhism...I'm afraid no monk dares to answer it?"
Shen Ping had already guessed that he would have this kind of reaction, and immediately smiled slightly: "After studying Buddhism for so many years, I don't have the real ability to become a monk? Besides, they clamored for me to write a question on Weibo, and said they would Take me out of the sea of misery."
"No one has ever dared to talk to me so arrogantly. Aren't their monks clamoring? Wouldn't it be too boring if the questions on Buddhist studies were too simple? Since there are questions, they have to come up with questions that they can't answer, or even ask questions. Dare to answer the Buddhist knowledge!"
Just after Shen Ping finished speaking, he found that the staff next to him had lost his voice, so he subconsciously turned his head to look at the other party, only to see that the other party's face was blue and his body was trembling.
"Teacher Xiao Shen, if you publish these Buddhist exam questions, I'm afraid there will be many monks today...who want to return to secular life!"
This set of questions about Buddhism can drive monks crazy!
"Teacher Xiao Shen, are you sure you want to use this set of Buddhist exam papers?"
"of course."
"Aren't you afraid that many monks in the Buddhist Association will return to lay life?"
"What are you afraid of! I'm not a monk!"
Hearing this, the staff member suddenly laughed.
Teacher Xiao Shen was right, anyway, they are not monks, and they don't need to do these Buddhist exam questions, and Buddhist students also know that Shen Ping wrote the questions, so Shen Ping will definitely be the one who will be scolded.
Thinking of this, the staff member looked at Shen Ping strangely.
A picture has appeared in his mind. After today's Beijing City Buddhist Research Conference, Shen Ping will be scolded by the monks of the Beijing City Buddhist Association to have no way to go to heaven and nowhere to go to earth!
……
At this time, in the hall of the Beijing Buddhist Association seminar.
Master Huiwen, who hadn't come out for 19 years, walked in amidst the stars and the moon.
As soon as he walked into the hall, Master Huiwen saw many monks gathered around the door of a certain room, looking at each other, as if they were discussing something.
Master Huiwen followed the gazes of many monks, and at a glance, his eyes were rounded, and his face was full of shock, as if he saw the scriptures of the Buddhist world!
Because, the person sitting in the room was the person he was going to get through the sea of suffering today——Shen Ping!
Master Huiwen was shocked!
Could it be that the legendary King of Examination Questions is actually just a brat?
Master Huiwen asked a monk beside him, "Puxin, who is the young man in the room?"
"It's the king of examination questions, Shen Ping!"
"Is he Shen Ping?"
After being dazed, Master Huiwen came to his senses, and then said with a smile on his face: "Young people nowadays are very ambitious, this is not good, and the poor monk will save him from the sea of suffering later!"
Many monks nodded in agreement.
Master Huiwen is very confident. He squinted his eyes and looked at Shen Ping. He was looking at the high school teacher who wore gold-rimmed glasses and had dimples on his mouth when he smiled. Require?
How good can a young high school teacher be?
At this moment, Shen Ping, who had prepared all the examination questions on Buddhism, walked out of the room slowly.
As Shen Ping walked out of the room, the gazes of all the monks fell on Master Huiwen.
Generally speaking, Master Huiwen understands everything about Buddhism.
But now, the opponent that all the monks encountered was the famous Dharma King in the capital city. They had no self-confidence and could only pin their hopes on Master Huiwen.
Under the expectant eyes of all the monks, Master Huiwen did not disappoint. He went straight to Shen Ping and asked Shen Ping to give the test questions, and then he answered them on the spot.
However, the test question Shen Ping asked on the spot was...
"In the scriptures of the "Chang'an Sutra", it is described that the moon is made of pure substances such as glass, sky silver, etc., so it is bright and bright. There are people ruling and palaces on the moon, especially fifteen. The emperor and his subjects on the moon entertain, then The moonlight is even stronger... Is what Shakyamuni said right or wrong? Is it in line with today's human cognition?"
This is a very trapping Buddhist examination question, which requires extremely high Buddhist knowledge to answer.
In addition to extremely high Buddhist knowledge, there is also common sense that even a three-year-old child knows.
The moon does not shine, its light is the sun's rays that make the moon shine.
But Sakyamuni said that the moon is made of pure substances such as glass and Tianyin. How did the monks in the hall answer?
No one would ever ask a monk face-to-face with such questions, but now, Master Huiwen is being tested by Shen Ping in public. One can imagine how difficult it will be!
However, when all the monks, including Master Huiwen, were about to refute Shen Ping with Buddhist idealism, Shen Ping asked another question on the spot.
"In the "Buddha Says the Long Agama Sutra", Sakyamuni said that the sun and the moon are square, because they look round from a distance... Do you deny it? Please answer what Shakyamuni said right or wrong!"
……
After Shen Ping's exam question came out, all the monks in the audience were stunned.
"Long Agama Sutra" is the basic classic of primitive Buddhism, which is divided into four parts.
One: Summarize and explain the basic teachings of Buddhism.
Two: Describe the practice activities of the Buddha and his direct disciples.
Three: Narrate the stories of the Buddha's life and calamity, aiming at promoting Buddhism and admonishing people to take refuge in the Three Jewels.
Four: Refute heresies.
The Chang'A Han Sutra itself is relatively obscure and difficult to understand. Shen Ping not only read all of them, but also understood them thoroughly. He even put them into practice and put them into practice at today's Beijing City Buddhist Seminar.
This test question is very difficult, or the monks dare not answer it!
why?
As we all know, the sun and the moon are celestial bodies, but in the eyes of the Buddha, the sun and the moon are square. How do people answer this question?
Answering that the sun and the moon are celestial bodies, wouldn't that prove their long-held beliefs to be wrong?
Answering that the sun and the moon are square will only attract a lot of people's laughter and generosity, and it will only increase the jokes.
This test question asked by Shen Ping is so bad!
But can the monks endure it?
Do not!
Absolutely can't stand it!
"You are sophistry!"
All I heard was a middle-aged monk yelling angrily, saying: "If you have the ability, don't talk about the content of the "Long Agama Sutra", but mention some topics in other Buddhist scriptures!"
Thank you book friend 140402094836943 for the reward of 1000 starting coins, thank you very much, please collect it, ask for a recommendation ticket, and ask for a reward!This book has 206000 words!
(End of this chapter)
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