I cried countless students in the exam

Chapter 3 Teacher Shen's Hanging and Beating

"The teacher will definitely make it up on the spot!"

"That's right, it must be made up, and he will definitely not be able to answer it!"

"I'm sure, still square dancing aunt? And Xiaoming throwing dung? What does this Xiaoming throwing dung have to do with square dancing aunt? Dancing is an activity for the elderly! If the teacher can really make up the correct answer, I won't accept him! "

The students in the classroom were still making noises.

No one believed that there was an answer to the square dancing aunt's question.

In less than a minute, they were severely slapped in the face by Shen Ping!

"Although this question is absurd, it is actually very simple." Shen Ping picked up the chalk on the podium and started to answer on the blackboard:
"In this question, the square dance aunt is an area, and the feces is also a gradually changing area during the falling process. First, establish the coordinate axis. Xiaoming is on the Z axis, and the aunts have an area on the XY axis..."

When drawing the XY axis, the boy raised his head,

When drawing Xiao Ming on the Z axis, the students in the classroom opened their mouths wide and looked at Shen Ping on the podium in surprise.

But when Shen Ping drew the next content, the students below the podium were all stunned!
What the hell!

Is there really an answer? !

However, Shen Ping was not affected by anyone. He kept moving his hands and continued: "Under this premise, let's calculate the parabola, and use this to find the differential P (x, y) dx + Q (x, y) dy =du(x,y)..."

Following Shen Ping's continuous answers, the classroom was completely silent!

The students were shocked!

In the hearts of the students, there was no answer to this exam question, and it was impossible to solve it, but Shen Ping was still answering it!

"This……"

There are more and more answers!
The students were shocked!
When the final answer came out, Shen Ping still did not stop writing the chalk in his hand. After giving the final answer, Shen Ping cleared his throat and said, "You are the worst class of students I have ever taught!"

The boys in the last row couldn't close their mouths, grunted, and swallowed with difficulty.

The monitor was confused, and turned to look at the math class representative, "This...is this the correct answer?"

The math class representative looked at the calculation paper in his hand, his big eyes widened, "The teacher's answer is correct!"

Some students jumped up and down, and looked at Shen Ping on the podium in shock: "Teacher, you... how did you do it?! You can give the answer to such a nonsense test question?"

Shen Ping smiled slightly and said, "I've said it before. I'm not good at mathematics. The easiest way is to hire a migrant worker. It's 10 yuan an hour. If you can't learn it, let him stand behind you with a brick. I'm very happy, I can beat people with money!"

Can you answer such nonsense exam questions?

Let me go, teacher, are you still a human being?
Shen Ping's hand stunned all the students below the podium!
The students opened their mouths wide in shock, as if seeing the devil in the world!
……

In the classroom, there is a dead silence!
In fact, they never thought that there would be an answer to this question. Just now, they questioned Shen Ping's random question, but in the current situation, more than 50 students in the classroom looked at each other and didn't know what to say. According to the answer given, this question must have an answer, no, it is a perfect answer!
Calculate the success rate based on Xiao Ming's feces?

What kind of weirdness is this to come up with such a test question?
Just now when the students were angry, they saw that Shen Ping didn't speak, and they thought he was messing up the questions. Now it seems that the teacher has a plan in his mind. He didn't take their doubts seriously at all, and symmetrically expressed them. Do not study hard at ordinary times!

What else can they say now?
Under Shen Ping's perfect answer, their faces felt as if they had been slapped twice.

All of them lowered their heads and dared not speak, trembling.

"Do you still have any questions?" Shen Ping cleared his throat, glanced at the more than 50 students below the podium, each of them lowered their heads and dared not speak, shivering, "If there are no questions, then the teacher will explain the math papers for this exam! "

Afterwards, Shen Ping carefully explained each test question on the math paper.

"The first question is a multiple-choice question...Zhang Qingqing, stand up!"

"teacher……"

"Let me ask you, why did you choose A for this question?"

"Well, it depends on feeling..."

"Follow your feelings, and you won't get a penny!"

Shen Ping said with a smile on his face.

……

Standing on the podium, Shen Ping continued to give lectures to the students, writing and drawing on the blackboard from time to time, analyzing and explaining the final answers.

Suddenly, holding the chalk on his finger, he paused and looked at a student in the second row.

"Why are you looking at me? Is there something wrong with my face? Look at the blackboard!"

……

Shen Ping was still standing on the podium, lecturing the students. Suddenly he stopped and looked at a certain student.

"That classmate, don't turn your pen, turn your brain."

……

Shen Ping was still standing on the podium, when he suddenly heard whispers from below, he raised his head and said, "The teacher speaks at the top, and you speak at the bottom, is it me or you? If you want to speak, go to the top and I will let you. "

……

Shen Ping stepped off the podium, stopped in front of a student, reached out and knocked on the paper on the desk:
"Wang Zhen, look at the paper you made. There are 12 multiple-choice questions in total, and you chose A for 8 of them. Never say in the future that I, Shen Ping, taught you mathematics!"

……

"And your orgasm, when will your grades give me an orgasm? The wind can knock you down when the class starts, and the mad dog can't catch you when the bell rings after class!"

After finishing the last topic, Shen Ping raised his wrist to check the time, it was almost time for get out of class to end.

"Okay, the test paper has already explained it clearly to everyone. If there is anything you don't understand, you can say it."

Without waiting for the students to answer, Shen Ping smiled and decided on homework.

"If no one asks, it means I understand. The homework assigned to you today is to copy the questions and answers on the test paper ten times!"

At this moment, the hearts of more than 50 students below the podium couldn't stop beating, and then their expressions became sad and angry.

your sister!
Is this asking for our opinion?
Our opinion is no exams, no homework!
"Aww what? You only yell at two times: one is when exam papers are handed out, and the other is when homework is left!" Shen Ping glanced at the students below, and said angrily: "Anyone who feels dissatisfied can Stand up, as long as you have a good reason, you don't have to copy it!"

"Teacher, I don't accept it!"

As soon as they heard that there were good reasons for not copying papers, some students couldn't hold back and immediately stood up and questioned.

"Then tell me why."

The student took a deep breath and said righteously to Shen Ping: "Teacher, this set of math papers is not a regular test question at all. I believe you knew it when you wrote the test. For the sake of so-called fun, let us do such difficult test questions. Ordinarily we should applaud, but in fact we did, but the result was that all the students in the second year of high school were wiped out, and even those famous top students failed, and mathematics is not like Chinese and geography. I won’t be able to keep up with you in the future. I don’t think you can just let us copy the papers, but next time, don’t ask such difficult questions and give some simple exam papers, so that everyone can pass.”

Hearing this, Shen Ping was delighted.

Give easy exam papers and let all of you pass?
What is the point of teaching?
(End of this chapter)