Encounter Qin Shihuang on a deserted island
Chapter 8???Who loses, who washes the dishes
Chapter 8 Who loses, who washes the dishes
The entertainment items on the island are wrong, there is only one card fighting the landlord.
Like the previous rule, avoid boredom and set jackpots.
These few people can be said to be in pain and happiness.
Chang Yu almost always won more than he lost, and almost lost Wang Ben and Zhao Gao's underpants.
Why?
Of course it is to share the share of the First Emperor!
You can't let the first emperor lose the pants, right?
However, playing cards with them is really fun!
You can guess what card is by looking at the words and colors.
When they got a good card, they were ecstatic and couldn't control their expressions.
When he gets a bad card, his face looks like a scapegoat, even a fool can see it.
In addition, when Chang Yu plays a card, if they can suppress it, they will be provocative with their eyes, but not vice versa.
This made Chang Yu very happy, unless he was really unlucky and got a bad card, he would lose.
"Do you know what a poker face is?"
Another win, Chang Yu was shaking his legs and trembling.
"What?" Shi Huangdi and the others were very puzzled, and they were saying something they hadn't heard.
Kaitou Kidd said that no matter what the time is, the expression must remain the same, which is called poker face.
"what?"
What Phantom Thief what Kidd?
The First Emperor looked at Li Si.
Li Si shook his head and looked at Wang Ben in confusion.
Wang Ben also shook his head in a daze to express his ignorance.
"You don't even know this." Chang Yu swallowed back the words that came to his lips: "Forget it, I don't understand if I tell you."
"In short, no matter what happens, the expression must remain the same, and the expression in the heart cannot be shown."
"Ow!"
The First Emperor and the others nodded in realization.
"Come again!"
Wang Ben shuffled the cards.
"I don't believe I can't beat you!"
Looking at the shuffled cards, Chang Yu suddenly felt very bored: "I don't want to play anymore."
"do not!"
Li Si said anxiously.
"Are you afraid that we can't afford to lose?"
Apart from fighting landlords, there was nothing else on the desert island that could make them relax.
Even the first emperor was urging: "One more time, I don't believe I can't beat you!"
Looking at the three people who were in high spirits, thinking that it was pitiful for them to be insane, Chang Yu had no choice but to nod and agree to play again.
"but,"
When Wang Ben was about to deal the cards, Chang Yu stopped him, causing all three of them to look over in doubt.
"It's meaningless to always have money, and I don't know when I will be able to leave the desert island."
It is said that the words are reasonable, but there is no hope.
In the boundless sea, there are no ships passing by at all. What's the use if you can't leave no matter how much money you win?
The First Emperor and the others looked at each other, and then Li Si asked, "Then what's your suggestion?"
"Hey!"
Chang Yu pointed at the other party's bowl by the sea.
"Whoever loses will wash the dishes."
"Are you kidding me!"
Wang Ben was completely excited!
do the washing up?
A Great Qin General, a Great Qin Prime Minister, and the Supreme Qin Shihuang!
Even asked to wash the dishes? !
"Why don't you go to heaven!" Wang Ben roared.
Chang Yu immediately became unhappy: "These days you eat my food, drink my food and play with me, and do nothing every day. Your Majesty is over there, and the one is sighing over there. I don't know what you're talking about, and the other one doesn't do anything to you two. I just went to feed him and serve him, and I didn't see you beat my back and shoulders and ask me if I worked hard!"
"If I don't cook for you, I'm afraid you will only be able to eat shit these days!"
The first emperor and the others were frightened by the sudden agitation of Chang Yu. Although they really wanted to refute, they couldn't find a place to refute.
It was indeed Chang Yu who was cooking food for them these few days, and they really just idled around and did nothing.
Wang Ben and Li Si blushed, they had never been scolded so much, and they were described as pigs!
The First Emperor did not speak, feeling a little embarrassed. Although he was the leader of the Qin Dynasty, he had been served since he was a child and had no idea that he still needed to do these things.
At this moment, none of the three of them dared to say anything. After all, they didn't have Chang Yu's cooking skills, and they were lucky to be able to eat without knowing how to cook anything.
"His Majesty,"
Wang Ben and Li Si saw that the first emperor did not speak, thinking that he was angry and wanted to behead Chang Yu.
If Chang Yu is beheaded, their food on the island will be cut off, and it is still a question of whether they can survive until the soldiers of Daqin come to find them.
In order to keep this meal, Emperor Shihuang had to be persuaded to turn off the fire, but he never thought that Emperor Shihuang waved his hand and was completely worried.
"Little brother, you are right."
"Well, as you said, the loser will wash the dishes."
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Li Si and Wang Ben: "Your Majesty, think twice! Never!"
I have never seen the first emperor speak so politely.
As the saying goes, there must be monsters in abnormalities, I'm afraid it's not because of hiding a knife in a smile to let Chang Yu relax his vigilance before killing him!
"Okay, you all have no objections, then I'm sure I'm happy."
Chang Yu grabbed the conversation and settled down immediately.
Wang Ben and Li Si were not calm anymore, but were stopped by Emperor Shihuang: "I know what you think, but I am not a tyrant."
After saying this, he smiled at them, which made Wang Ben and Li Si praise the First Emperor's wise decision.
"Hurry up and thank the first emperor for not killing me!" Wang Ben glared at Chang Yu.
???
Chang Yu was stunned with question marks all over his head.
What the hell is this shit, why should I thank you for not killing me!
"No problem." Emperor Shi Huang smiled slightly, really praising himself.
Chang Yu rolled his eyes helplessly, these guys are very sick, and sooner or later they will go crazy if this continues!
I didn't bother to talk to them and quickly dealt the cards, so as to win a chance and let one of them do the dishes.
When Wang Ben finished dealing the cards, the three of them looked very solemn, and the atmosphere of this round obviously became a lot more dignified.
It can be seen that they attach great importance to the condition that if they lose this game, they have to wash the dishes.
I didn't see any expressions on their faces. Chang Yu was regretful. If he had known better, he wouldn't have said anything about his poker face!
After a tense fight, the battle finally ended with Chang Yu Wang Bo.
"what!"
Wang Ben went crazy, rolled on the ground, and kept yelling.
He has the most cards left in his hand, and he is the biggest loser overall.
Shi Huang and Li Si hurriedly took a few steps away from him, using actions to cheer for Wang Ben and express that they would not help him.
"Okay, you lost, go wash the dishes, don't break them." Chang Yu said softly, holding back amused.
It's good that Chang Yu didn't speak, but when he spoke, Wang Ben was irritated, and he got up and drew his sword.
"Young man, how dare you let me, General Wang Ben, wash the dishes!"
Who is he, Wang Ben?
As a fierce general of the Qin Dynasty, he has made great achievements in battle. In the great battle that swept across the five countries, entering the enemy's army like a tiger and destroying the enemy will play a very important role.
After the Qi State was destroyed, Wang Ben received the reward for his military exploits, and he was directly ranked as the Marquis of Guannei and awarded the Marquis of Tongwu. He is the only general in the Great Qin Dynasty who has won this honor.
"Do you know that if you are outside, you are not even qualified to talk to me!"
This time, Chang Yu's face turned black, did he really take himself seriously?
Just pretend to be so deep into the play, and you don't even have the qualifications to speak. Are actors these days really so dedicated?
"No matter whether you are qualified or not, if you don't wash the dishes, the three of you won't be able to eat tonight!"
Chang Yu directly launched an indiscriminate attack, which changed the faces of Emperor Shi Huang and Li Si. Not only that, even watching the show will suffer!
Unable to hold back the funny watching from the sidelines, he hurried forward to persuade Wang Ben to wash the dishes quickly.
(End of this chapter)
The entertainment items on the island are wrong, there is only one card fighting the landlord.
Like the previous rule, avoid boredom and set jackpots.
These few people can be said to be in pain and happiness.
Chang Yu almost always won more than he lost, and almost lost Wang Ben and Zhao Gao's underpants.
Why?
Of course it is to share the share of the First Emperor!
You can't let the first emperor lose the pants, right?
However, playing cards with them is really fun!
You can guess what card is by looking at the words and colors.
When they got a good card, they were ecstatic and couldn't control their expressions.
When he gets a bad card, his face looks like a scapegoat, even a fool can see it.
In addition, when Chang Yu plays a card, if they can suppress it, they will be provocative with their eyes, but not vice versa.
This made Chang Yu very happy, unless he was really unlucky and got a bad card, he would lose.
"Do you know what a poker face is?"
Another win, Chang Yu was shaking his legs and trembling.
"What?" Shi Huangdi and the others were very puzzled, and they were saying something they hadn't heard.
Kaitou Kidd said that no matter what the time is, the expression must remain the same, which is called poker face.
"what?"
What Phantom Thief what Kidd?
The First Emperor looked at Li Si.
Li Si shook his head and looked at Wang Ben in confusion.
Wang Ben also shook his head in a daze to express his ignorance.
"You don't even know this." Chang Yu swallowed back the words that came to his lips: "Forget it, I don't understand if I tell you."
"In short, no matter what happens, the expression must remain the same, and the expression in the heart cannot be shown."
"Ow!"
The First Emperor and the others nodded in realization.
"Come again!"
Wang Ben shuffled the cards.
"I don't believe I can't beat you!"
Looking at the shuffled cards, Chang Yu suddenly felt very bored: "I don't want to play anymore."
"do not!"
Li Si said anxiously.
"Are you afraid that we can't afford to lose?"
Apart from fighting landlords, there was nothing else on the desert island that could make them relax.
Even the first emperor was urging: "One more time, I don't believe I can't beat you!"
Looking at the three people who were in high spirits, thinking that it was pitiful for them to be insane, Chang Yu had no choice but to nod and agree to play again.
"but,"
When Wang Ben was about to deal the cards, Chang Yu stopped him, causing all three of them to look over in doubt.
"It's meaningless to always have money, and I don't know when I will be able to leave the desert island."
It is said that the words are reasonable, but there is no hope.
In the boundless sea, there are no ships passing by at all. What's the use if you can't leave no matter how much money you win?
The First Emperor and the others looked at each other, and then Li Si asked, "Then what's your suggestion?"
"Hey!"
Chang Yu pointed at the other party's bowl by the sea.
"Whoever loses will wash the dishes."
"Are you kidding me!"
Wang Ben was completely excited!
do the washing up?
A Great Qin General, a Great Qin Prime Minister, and the Supreme Qin Shihuang!
Even asked to wash the dishes? !
"Why don't you go to heaven!" Wang Ben roared.
Chang Yu immediately became unhappy: "These days you eat my food, drink my food and play with me, and do nothing every day. Your Majesty is over there, and the one is sighing over there. I don't know what you're talking about, and the other one doesn't do anything to you two. I just went to feed him and serve him, and I didn't see you beat my back and shoulders and ask me if I worked hard!"
"If I don't cook for you, I'm afraid you will only be able to eat shit these days!"
The first emperor and the others were frightened by the sudden agitation of Chang Yu. Although they really wanted to refute, they couldn't find a place to refute.
It was indeed Chang Yu who was cooking food for them these few days, and they really just idled around and did nothing.
Wang Ben and Li Si blushed, they had never been scolded so much, and they were described as pigs!
The First Emperor did not speak, feeling a little embarrassed. Although he was the leader of the Qin Dynasty, he had been served since he was a child and had no idea that he still needed to do these things.
At this moment, none of the three of them dared to say anything. After all, they didn't have Chang Yu's cooking skills, and they were lucky to be able to eat without knowing how to cook anything.
"His Majesty,"
Wang Ben and Li Si saw that the first emperor did not speak, thinking that he was angry and wanted to behead Chang Yu.
If Chang Yu is beheaded, their food on the island will be cut off, and it is still a question of whether they can survive until the soldiers of Daqin come to find them.
In order to keep this meal, Emperor Shihuang had to be persuaded to turn off the fire, but he never thought that Emperor Shihuang waved his hand and was completely worried.
"Little brother, you are right."
"Well, as you said, the loser will wash the dishes."
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Li Si and Wang Ben: "Your Majesty, think twice! Never!"
I have never seen the first emperor speak so politely.
As the saying goes, there must be monsters in abnormalities, I'm afraid it's not because of hiding a knife in a smile to let Chang Yu relax his vigilance before killing him!
"Okay, you all have no objections, then I'm sure I'm happy."
Chang Yu grabbed the conversation and settled down immediately.
Wang Ben and Li Si were not calm anymore, but were stopped by Emperor Shihuang: "I know what you think, but I am not a tyrant."
After saying this, he smiled at them, which made Wang Ben and Li Si praise the First Emperor's wise decision.
"Hurry up and thank the first emperor for not killing me!" Wang Ben glared at Chang Yu.
???
Chang Yu was stunned with question marks all over his head.
What the hell is this shit, why should I thank you for not killing me!
"No problem." Emperor Shi Huang smiled slightly, really praising himself.
Chang Yu rolled his eyes helplessly, these guys are very sick, and sooner or later they will go crazy if this continues!
I didn't bother to talk to them and quickly dealt the cards, so as to win a chance and let one of them do the dishes.
When Wang Ben finished dealing the cards, the three of them looked very solemn, and the atmosphere of this round obviously became a lot more dignified.
It can be seen that they attach great importance to the condition that if they lose this game, they have to wash the dishes.
I didn't see any expressions on their faces. Chang Yu was regretful. If he had known better, he wouldn't have said anything about his poker face!
After a tense fight, the battle finally ended with Chang Yu Wang Bo.
"what!"
Wang Ben went crazy, rolled on the ground, and kept yelling.
He has the most cards left in his hand, and he is the biggest loser overall.
Shi Huang and Li Si hurriedly took a few steps away from him, using actions to cheer for Wang Ben and express that they would not help him.
"Okay, you lost, go wash the dishes, don't break them." Chang Yu said softly, holding back amused.
It's good that Chang Yu didn't speak, but when he spoke, Wang Ben was irritated, and he got up and drew his sword.
"Young man, how dare you let me, General Wang Ben, wash the dishes!"
Who is he, Wang Ben?
As a fierce general of the Qin Dynasty, he has made great achievements in battle. In the great battle that swept across the five countries, entering the enemy's army like a tiger and destroying the enemy will play a very important role.
After the Qi State was destroyed, Wang Ben received the reward for his military exploits, and he was directly ranked as the Marquis of Guannei and awarded the Marquis of Tongwu. He is the only general in the Great Qin Dynasty who has won this honor.
"Do you know that if you are outside, you are not even qualified to talk to me!"
This time, Chang Yu's face turned black, did he really take himself seriously?
Just pretend to be so deep into the play, and you don't even have the qualifications to speak. Are actors these days really so dedicated?
"No matter whether you are qualified or not, if you don't wash the dishes, the three of you won't be able to eat tonight!"
Chang Yu directly launched an indiscriminate attack, which changed the faces of Emperor Shi Huang and Li Si. Not only that, even watching the show will suffer!
Unable to hold back the funny watching from the sidelines, he hurried forward to persuade Wang Ben to wash the dishes quickly.
(End of this chapter)
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