Encounter Qin Shihuang on a deserted island

Chapter 7 Yellow paper picked up in the ditch

"If the planting technology in his hands can be obtained by us, it may not be difficult to march thousands of miles to fight."

As a general, Wang Ben only cares about whether he can feed the soldiers during the war.

Looking at the three people who were muttering, Chang Yu also muttered in a low voice.

These guys are like bumpkins in the mountains.

It doesn't matter if you can't read the words, but you can be so excited when you see paper?
I'm afraid that when the plane crashes, the sea water will flood my brain!
Chang Yu couldn't help but feel sorry for them, living on a deserted island and losing his memory, talking about the scene, he really thought he was the first emperor.

"Then who?"

Chang Yu shouted at them.

"Come here and get your thumbprint!"

"What fingerprints?"

The whispering was interrupted, and they were a little dazed.

"The debt you owe!"

Chang Yu rushed over, and quickly pressed their fingerprints on the rough paper in his hand before they regretted it.

Pitiful is poor, but the debt cannot be wiped off, there are tens of thousands of them!

Wang Ben was very angry: "It's just a few hundred stones, why do you worry about it so much!"

Hundreds of stones?
Tens of thousands!

"Isn't it because I'm afraid you'll renege on your debts!"

Chang Yu looked at the fingerprints and IOU in his hand, folded them up and put them away with great satisfaction.

Looking at the paper put away by Chang Yu, Wang Ben swallowed and couldn't help asking: "Is there any more paper?"

"Yes, there are a lot of them over there in the toilet." Chang Yu said nonchalantly.

This made Wang Ben so angry that he jumped up, and ran towards the lavatory all the way thinking about it.

As for!
No one is robbing you!
It's all yours!
Chang Yu couldn't help shivering, he had never seen such a positive eating shit.

"Forehead,"

Li Si and the First Emperor were a little embarrassed. Wang Ben was so surprised that he really dropped the price for them.

"Bastard! Ruthless!"

Wang Ben howled loudly in the latrine, and rushed out holding all the papers.

"Look, Emperor Shihuang, he put such a precious piece of paper in the latrine to wipe his butt!"

Seeing so many papers, nearly ten thousand at least, made Shi Huangdi and Li Si so excited!

Chang Yu was a little contemptuous at the side, looking at their faces who had never seen the world.

What can I use to wipe my butt without paper?
Wang Ben, who was extremely excited, replied without thinking: "Use shells, half and half."

Huh!

Chang Yu couldn't help but shuddered, just thinking about that scene made his stomach a little queasy!

Ok?
Chang Yu let out a light snort, and pointed to a piece of paper in Wang Ben's hand, which was stained yellow.

"There's something special about that piece of paper. Where did you get it?"

Wang Ben looked down and said, "I picked it up in a ditch."

What the hell!

Chang Yu jumped up in surprise, and quickly distanced himself from them.

"You're crazy! You won't let anyone in the shithole go!"

Seeing that Chang Yu was so excited, Shi Huangdi and Li Si also reacted, and quickly stepped back a few steps to distance themselves from Wang Ben.

"His Majesty!"

Before Wang Ben could react, he moved forward holding the paper.

"stop!"

Li Si yelled at him.

"Throw away that yellow paper quickly!"

"Wang Ben! You made me..." Shi Huang's face was full of confusion, as if he was looking at a fool: "How should I say you!"

Calm down, don't get mad!
Chang Yu took several deep breaths, always feeling that the air smelled bad, and couldn't help bending over and retching a few times.

"Young man, I ask you."

When Wang Ben threw away the wrong-colored paper, Shi Huang's eyes shone brightly, obviously suppressing the excitement in his heart.

"Can you teach us this papermaking technique?"

Even Li Si was like that, waiting for Chang Yu's answer with anticipation on his face.

If you can master this papermaking technology, it will be enough to change the current world pattern!

If Da Qin can cultivate more scholars, it will also produce more strategists, which will benefit the people of Da Qin for generations to come!

Hearing this, Chang Yu looked a little embarrassed, but more helpless, these guys are really stupid enough.

Touching the IOU in my arms, I suddenly couldn't bear to ask them for money.

It's all irrational and common sense to such an extent, why not let them go to the best psychiatric hospital with some money?

Before Chang Yu could speak, Li Si and Emperor Shihuang saw him put his hands where he put away the IOUs. As smart people, they immediately understood what Chang Yu's embarrassment meant.

"Young man, don't worry,"

"What Papermaking Technology Taught Us,"

"When we leave this island, it's not right to add an official to a noble with a bounty of one hundred taels, ten thousand taels! It's not a problem!"

what?
Chang Yu was taken aback, we didn't mean that!
It was what they said that made Chang Yu, who was wavering, finally make his decision.

He took out the IOU from his bosom, and handed it over unbearably: "I won't collect the bill from you anymore, I'll find the best mental hospital when I leave the desert island."

Mental hospital?

what is that?
Shi Huangdi and Li Si looked at each other, not quite understanding what Chang Yu meant.

Could it be that giving too little is a hint of an IOU?

Li Si gave Shi Huang a look, and Shi Huang suddenly realized: "Understood!"

"Young man, give us the papermaking technology, and when we return to Xianyang Palace, I will give you nothing to joke about!"

Damn!

Chang Yu is going crazy, we didn’t mean that!
As expected, you can't talk too much to mentally disturbed people, otherwise they will drive you crazy sooner or later!
"Your Majesty!"

Wang Ben ran back from a distance, waving the paper in his hand excitedly.

"Smell it quickly, this kind of paper smells so good!"

When he came back just now, the sea breeze blew on his face, and he smelled it and found that it was too fragrant and had the aroma of malt.

Chang Yu took a few steps back in disgust: "Are you sure you threw away the colored paper?"

Wang Ben glared over: "You're talking nonsense, don't blame me for being rude!"

What kind of fragrance can these papers emit in the toilet?
Crazy crazy, totally crazy.

Chang Yu's temple hurts from pressing, and even he will go crazy if this continues!
Under Wang Ben's strong recommendation, Emperor Shi Huang took the paper half-believingly, put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed gently with some distaste.

A scent goes straight to my forehead!
Hey, it's on top!
Emperor Shi Huang disliked it very much and wanted to throw it away.

As soon as the stamina came up, he was surprised. Sure enough, it had the aroma of malt!

Although the texture of the paper is rough and not as delicate as silk, it has a unique texture that Emperor Shi Huang couldn't put it down.

Li Si also took it and stroked it gently as if he had found a treasure. The three of them were so excited that they laughed.

This made them more sure that they must learn the papermaking technology from Chang Yu!

Chang Yu twitched a little ashamed at the corner of his mouth, always feeling that the atmosphere had become weird and abnormal.

You must find a way to leave as soon as possible, otherwise you will be driven crazy by them sooner or later!

I thought I would have a few companions, but I didn't expect it to be a few people who were insane and talking nonsense!

(End of this chapter)