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Chapter 555
"Guo Qishuai, the Jade Emperor is very angry about this, and he must punish you. You choose yourself. Do you want to be turned into a dog or be beheaded?"

Guo Qishuai's heart tightened suddenly, and he said: "Old Lord, Your Majesty really wants to punish me like this?"

Taishao Laojun took out a roast chicken, a jug of wine, and a few cups from the food box, and said, "Eat these, you can have a better time when you are on the road."

Guo Qishui's heartbeat quickened and he said, "Old Lord, your Majesty really wants to kill me?"

"How can I joke with you about this? His Majesty gave you two choices. One is to be beheaded, and the other is to turn you into a dog. You should carefully consider which one you choose."

"Old gentleman, which one do you think I should choose?"

"This question is as simple as asking you to choose between eating shit or eating. If you choose to be beheaded, you are dead. But if you choose to become a dog, at least you are still alive."

Guo Qishuai said: "Master, if I become a dog, will I still be able to speak?"

"You can rest assured about this. Although Zhu Bajie looks like a pig, he is different from a real pig. He can still talk. After you become a dog, you still have your own thoughts. If the Jade Emperor loses his anger, you And it could become what you are now."

"It seems that I can only choose to become a dog. Laojun, I will eat the chicken first, and I will talk after I finish eating."

After Guo Qishuai finished the roast chicken, he said to Taishang Laojun, "Let's go, Laojun, let's go, and go to see the Jade Emperor."

Taishang Laojun asked Erlang Shen to undo the seal, and he let Guo Qishuai walk out of the seal.

Taishang Laojun asked him, "There is a kind of medicine in your burning fairy grass that can make people have diarrhea, do you know?"

"What? What kind of medicine is in the burning jelly grass? I don't know! After I got the goods, I sent them over quickly. I really don't know if there is any problem with this goods. Laojun, I was wronged of."

"In other words, the shopkeeper who sold you a thousand cups of burnt celestial grass probably tampered with the burnt celestial grass."

"That bastard dared to put medicine in the burning fairy grass. If I come down to the mortal world, I will definitely catch him."

"Okay, it doesn't matter who put the medicine in now. What matters is whether you can be released by the Jade Emperor."

"Didn't you say that the Jade Emperor wanted me to choose? I chose to turn me into a dog."

The Lingxiao Palace will arrive soon.

Guo Qishuai bowed his head to the Jade Emperor, and said: "Please ask the Jade Emperor to investigate clearly, the little people have been wronged."

"I have come to a conclusion on this matter, Guo Qishuai, tell yourself, what punishment do you want?"

"Xiaomin wants to catch the person who gave the medicine when he goes back, and let His Majesty punish him."

"Okay, then I will give you this chance. Remember, three days later, you will catch the person who gave the drug to the Lingxiao Palace. If you can't catch it, the Jueming Pill on your body will explode, and you will die No burial place."

"Xiaomin knows."

After Guo Qishuai returned to the Taishang Laojun's Tushita Palace, he said to Guo Qishuai: "It's still the old way. If you catch the person who administered the drug, use 20000 merit points to upload him to the Yijie Taobao store. I will order it here." order button."

"Thank you sir."

"Also, you need to put more medicine in the burning fairy grass."

"Old gentleman, what is the meaning of this?"

"Just leave it alone."

"No, Laojun, if the gods take that medicine, they will fart non-stop."

"The gods in the sky often have bloated stomachs and indigestion, and they have not farted for thousands of years. If there is such a medicine, I can add it to the elixir, and the suffering of the gods can be solved."

Guo Qishai said: "So, I have done a good thing?"

"Otherwise, do you think the Jade Emperor would easily let you go?"

Guo Qishuai was unconvinced and said: "I have solved a big deal for the gods in the sky, and the Jade Emperor wants to punish me and give me Juiming Pill. What kind of world is this?"

"Why are you complaining so much? I made Jueming Pill."

"Since Laojun can refine the Life-Destroying Pill, you must have an antidote. Can you give me an antidote?"

Taishang Laojun shook his head and said: "No, who dares to eat the food the Jade Emperor gave you?"

"If I don't come back after three days, wouldn't I be dead?"

"Hang up?" Taishang Laojun couldn't understand what he meant.

"Hanging up means dying."

"Oh, you said it's fine to die, and it sounds weird to say hang up. I thought you were going to hang yourself."

"It all means the same thing. If I get poisoned and can't bear the pain, I might hang myself."

"Although the Jade Emperor does not allow me to give you the antidote, you don't have to worry about it."

"Please make it clear, sir."

"Did you forget? You have taken the elixir of Green Fire Ganoderma lucidum, which is invulnerable to all poisons. Jueming Pill is good against gods like Zhu Bajie, but it is useless to you."

"Thank you sir."

After Guo Qishui turned into a ray of light and returned to his bedroom, he took a breath and opened the door.

At this time, Guo Pingping was lying on the sofa and taking a nap. When she heard the sound of the door opening, she immediately sat up straight from the sofa, then stared at Guo Qishuai and said, "Brother, you are finally back."

Guo Qishuai nodded and said, "I'm back."

When Guo Pingping saw Guo Qishui's bad expression, she asked with concern: "Brother, why do you look so bad? What happened?"

Guo Qishuai said: "It's okay, I encountered something serious in the sky."

"What's the big deal?" Guo Pingping wanted to laugh when she heard that, and said, "What the hell, why do you look so ugly? Those gods bullied you?"

"It was the Jade Emperor who insisted on turning me into a dog just to make things worse."

Guo Pingping said very seriously: "Brother, you are so anxious, tell me quickly, what happened? Why did the Jade Emperor turn you into a dog because of something so big?"

"Little sister, don't worry, I'm fine now. Listen to me, I went to the sky to deliver the burnt fairy grass today. Those gods drank my burnt fairy grass and said that the burnt fairy grass tasted better than flat peaches. However, when they finished drinking the burning fairy grass, those gods kept farting. The Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, the Barefoot Immortal, the Zhenyuan Immortal, the Bodhi Patriarch, Avalokitesvara, and even Tathagata. It became a fairy fart meeting. By the way, especially the farts of Tathagata, which blew up the stool behind him."

"It's amazing. The farting of the gods is really extraordinary. Brother, because Marshal Tianpeng was drunk and said something he shouldn't have said to Chang'e, he was demoted to the mortal world by the Jade Emperor. Monk Sha accidentally broke the Liulizhan was demoted to the Liusha River, you made a fool of the gods, the Jade Emperor didn't kill you, but let you come back alive, what method did you use?"

"Little sister, the Jade Emperor is not as kind as you imagined. The reason why he let me go this time is because only I know where there is the medicine that can make the gods fart."

(End of this chapter)