Yijie Taobao store

Chapter 280 The master was swept away
Zhu Bajie was not so excited this time. He glanced at the hamburger and said, "You won't be torturing me with some shit again, right? Although my old pig loves hamburgers very much, I can't be fooled by you." Tease twice, I don't want it."

"You really don't want it?"

"Really not!"

"Really don't!"

"Really don't!"

When Monkey King wanted to take back the hamburger, Zhu Bajie snatched the hamburger with one hand and said, "Who said I don't want it?"

"Hey hey hey...you're an idiot, but this is a real hamburger."

"Really, I don't even eat pigs."

Zhu Bajie threw the hamburger out of his hand.

Monkey King was stunned and said, "You idiot actually threw away the real hamburger."

"Chicken shit has changed, I don't want it."

"What? Idiot, this burger is real."

"Huh? Really, really, I don't eat either."

"Okay, idiot, if you don't want to eat it, don't ask me for it if I pick it up."

"Anyone who asks you for it is a pig."

After Sun Wukong picked up the hamburger and was about to stuff it into his mouth, he suddenly smelled a smell of chicken excrement.

"what!"

Monkey King took a closer look, and it turned out that the hamburger was really made of chicken feces, and this idiot was not really stupid.

Sun Wukong looked at the chicken feces in his hand, glared at Zhu Bajie and said, "You idiot, you actually turned chicken feces into a hamburger."

"Hahaha... Brother Monkey learned this from you."

"Ha...ha..." Zhu Bajie couldn't laugh anymore, because Sun Wukong threw that piece of chicken feces into Zhu Bajie's mouth.

Zhu Bajie is now spitting out chicken shit.

"Dead monkey, you are bullying me again."

"Hey hey hey... Hey hey hey..." Sun Wukong patted his leg while laughing, and said, "Idiot, let's see if you still dare to tease me in the future."

After Monkey King slapped his legs, he realized that there were a lot of chicken feces stuck to his legs.

Both of them went to the well to wash. Tang Sanzang looked at his two apprentices and shook his head helplessly.

Mrs. Gao and others were all amused by Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, and they only stopped laughing now.

Old Master Gao settled down and said: "Holy Monk, congratulations to the Holy Monk for accepting another high-ranking disciple."

"Anita Buddha!"

Guo Qishuai said: "When the holy monk goes here, he will meet another rolling curtain general named Monk Sha in the Liusha River. At that time, the holy monk will not have to be afraid of any monsters when he goes all the way west."

Tang Sanzang said very seriously: "Amitabha, thank you for your advice. The poor monk wrote it down."

Guo Qishuai walked up to Gao Cuilan and said, "Miss Cuilan, is my burger delicious?"

Gao Cuilan nodded and said, "The hamburger is delicious, but it's too small. I just tasted it and it's gone."

"Miss Cuilan, if you want to eat, you are welcome to visit my Taobao store again. I will put more fresh things on the shelves when the time comes."

"Young master, then I will pay close attention to your Taobao store and look forward to your delivery again."

"Yes, Miss Cuilan, if you think this burger is delicious, please give me a five-star review, how about it?"

"No problem, I'll give you a review."

At this time, Monkey King and Zhu Bajie came over arguing.

Zhu Bajie said in his mouth: "It's all your fault, it's all your fault, I lost a good hamburger, and I don't even have anything to eat."

"How can you blame me? How could you not have a burger if you hadn't replaced that good burger with chicken shit?"

"Anyway, it's your fault, it's all your fault, you caused me to eat a mouthful of chicken shit, this account, my old pig, will write it down, and I will settle it with you later."

When Monkey King and Zhu Bajie were arguing, suddenly a strange wind blew up in the sky.

"Monster!" Sun Wukong looked at it with piercing eyes, put on a blindfold, and chased him out with a golden cudgel.

Zhu Bajie said behind Monkey King: "Monster, where are you going?"

Zhu Bajie also flew up with Monkey King.

After the two of them flew away, another powerful whirlwind blew up at the southwest corner.

The whirlwind quickly grew and turned into a tornado.

Guo Qishuai immediately slapped the tornado, but his palm did not disperse the tornado.

The tornado rolled Tang Sanzang and flew over the high wall.

"Ah? This..." Seeing Tang Sanzang flying over the high wall by the strange wind, Mrs. Gao said in surprise, "What should I do?"

Guo Qishuai immediately flew over the high wall. He stood on the top of the wall and saw that the tornado had already reached hundreds of feet away.

Although Guo Qishuai's qinggong is very high, his qinggong is still much slower in front of the tornado.

He watched the tornado fly over a high mountain, but when he flew up the mountain, the tornado disappeared.

Guo Qishuai looked at the rocks at the foot of the mountain and said, "What's the situation? There are no other monsters here in Gaolaozhuang, only Zhu Bajie. Could it be that my arrival has changed the situation in this world? What kind of monster is this?"

Guo Qishuai was in a hurry, at this time, Monkey King and Zhu Bajie flew over one after another.

As soon as Monkey King landed on his front foot, Zhu Bajie also flew over, and he was still shouting: "Monster, where are you going? Hurry up and return my master."

Sun Wukong asked Guo Qishuai, "Have you ever seen where that goblin went?"

Guo Qishuai shook his head and said, "I don't know mana, so I can only fly with lightness. When I chased this mountain, the monster disappeared."

"The monster must be in this mountain."

"Ah? Such a big mountain, where can I find the master?" Zhu Bajie asked anxiously.

"Idiot, don't you know how to fly? Fly a few times to see where there may be monster caves."

"My old pig hasn't eaten all day and night, how can I get the strength to fly? I won't do it, if you want to fly, you can fly."

"You idiot, the master has been captured by monsters, and you are still taking your time. If you are a step late and the master is eaten by a goblin, what do you do?"

"Hey, if the master is eaten by monsters, you go back to your Huaguo Mountain, and I go back to my Gao Laozhuang, isn't it easy?"

"Get up!" Sun Wukong grabbed Zhu Bajie's ear and said: "If you talk about breaking up again, I will pull your ear off."

"Take it easy, take it easy, Miss Gao, who was changed by you two last night, almost pulled my ear off, and if you pull it again, it will really fall off."

Guo Qishuai said: "Great Sage, let Zhu Wuneng go first, it is right that we go to your master first."

"Oh...it's... such a big mountain. I don't know where the master was caught by that goblin. Where can I find it?"

"Don't you know how to fly? You flew around a few times and found the master."

"Idiot, my grandson went after monsters, and you also went after monsters. It's all your fault that the master is lost."

"Where did I go wrong? If you chase monsters, I will also go to monsters. If the master is lost, you are also responsible. Who told you to talk nonsense about monsters when you see a puff of black smoke?"

"you……"

Guo Qishuai said calmly: "Don't worry, my sage. If you want to find your master, it's actually not difficult."

(End of this chapter)