Yijie Taobao store

Chapter 279 Deception

Sun Wukong shook his head and said: "I don't know what it is, but the things from this Yijie Taobao store must be high-quality products. When he brings them out, you should eat more."

"My lord, I ordered the hamburger."

Everyone turned their attention to Gao Cuilan.

The good old man asked in amazement: "Cuilan, why did you order a burger?"

Mrs. Gao also said: "What kind of treasure is sweat? Who sweats?"

Gao Cuilan shook her head and said, "I don't know what the treasure is, I'm just too bored upstairs. Yesterday morning, when I woke up, there was a mirror-like thing in front of me. It said There is also a button to place an order in Yijie Taobao store, I don’t know what it is for, so I clicked it casually, and this Mr. Guo mentioned Han Bao at this time, I think it should be the one I ordered.”

Guo Qishuai took the hamburger out of the phone and said, "Miss Gao, please look, this is the hamburger you ordered, please accept it."

When Gao Cuilan took the hamburger, the hamburger was still exuding a trace of heat, and there was a fragrance in the heat.

After Zhu Bajie smelled the scent, he unconsciously sniffed the pig's nose a few times, and said, "Ah? This... this burger smells so good, it would be even better if you could have a bite?"

Old Mrs. Gao leaned her head over and said, "Daughter, the bread in this paper is Han Bao? I have eaten sweet potato Bao for my father, but I haven't eaten Han Bao yet. Open it and have a look."

Mrs. Gao showed a very intoxicated look, and said, "Daughter, why does my mother smell like chicken?"

Guo Qishuai explained: "Ma'am, this hamburger is originally made of chicken, but the workmanship is a bit complicated and a lot of seasoning is used. Try it and see how it tastes."

A hamburger wasn't that big, and dozens of pairs of eyes were fixed on the hamburger in Gao Cuilan's hand, and she didn't know how to divide it.

However, Gao Cuilan divided the hamburger into eighteen portions with a knife, so that anyone can eat a small piece.

After Zhu Bajie took the hamburger, he swallowed it in one gulp.

After he finished eating, he saw that others were tasting slowly. At this time, his eyes looked around.

Finally, he put his head next to Sun Wukong and said: "Hey, Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, what does your hamburger taste like?"

Monkey King ate the hamburger in his mouth in one gulp, and said, "It tastes like a hamburger, haven't you eaten it, you idiot? Why do you still ask?"

"I have eaten it, but just now, I ate it too fast and didn't taste anything. I just want to ask you, what does your burger taste like."

"Idiot, could it be that you are greedy for food, why can't you taste it? Huh?"

"Ah, it's not that I'm greedy, it's because this hamburger is so delicious, and it's so small that it can't even fill the gap between my old pig's teeth."

"Bajie, don't touch meat as a teacher, you can eat me."

"Ah, that's good, that's good."

With bright eyes, Zhu Bajie took Tang Sanzang's hamburger into his hand, and when he was about to eat it, Monkey King snatched the hamburger from him and jumped onto a chair.

Zhu Bajie saw that the hamburger in his mouth was almost gone. He looked at the chair and saw that Monkey King was sitting on the back of the chair and laughing, holding a piece of hamburger in his hand.

Zhu Bajie ran over with his eyes wide open, reaching out to snatch the hamburger from Sun Wukong's hand.

Sun Wukong leaned back and jumped to the back of the chair. When Zhu Bajie chased him, he jumped from the back of the chair to the chair again.

Zhu Bajie was so angry that his eyes widened and he said: "Monkey, you bully people. The master gave me this hamburger, so you must not let me eat it."

Sun Wukong said: "Master is giving you something to eat, but my grandson is the master's big apprentice. If there is any good food, I will naturally... naturally my grandson will eat it first, and then I will eat it for you."

"You monkey, you are talking nonsense, other people's children are all older than the younger ones, how can the older ones fight for the younger ones to eat, you are not ashamed!"

"Hmph! Idiot, stop talking nonsense."

"Master, master, look, can you see? My hamburger was robbed by monkeys."

Tang Sanzang was pulled by Zhu Bajie and said with a smile: "Wukong, this burger, you two together..."

Sun Wukong took the burger into his mouth and said, "Master, master, what did you say?"

"Oh, you monkey, why did you finish the burger in one go?"

"Master, you talked to me just now, I was afraid that I would disrespect the master by eating, so I swallowed the hamburger."

"You monkey, the teacher wants you to give Bajie some points, why did you eat them all, really."

"Master, he did it on purpose."

"Idiot, who did this on purpose? If you hadn't complained in front of the master, I'm afraid I would have divided you a bit."

"You did it on purpose, you didn't give it to me on purpose."

Sun Wukong stretched out his hand, showed Zhu Bajie and said, "Bajie, look, isn't this your burger?"

"Oh, it's really my hamburger. Monkey brother, you should give it to me! Give it to me!"

Zhu Bajie's two feet unconsciously moved in front of Sun Wukong. He stretched out his hand and grabbed the piece of hamburger in his hand.

He ran to the side and found a chair, sat down, smiled like a doll, and said, "It's still the eldest brother who loves me and left me such a big piece."

Zhu Bajie was eating and chewing the hamburger, feeling something was wrong. When he saw that Mrs. Gao Cuilangao was smiling, he took out the hamburger from his mouth and said in surprise: "Ah! The leaves!"

Zhu Bajie threw the leaves in his hand to the ground, pointed at Sun Wukong, jumped and scolded: "Damn Bi Mawen, you actually let my old pig eat grass, you bully people."

Tang Sanzang also said: "Wukong, how can you eat grass for your junior brother?"

"Master, my old grandson just wants to teach him a lesson. There are so many monsters and goblins on West Paradise Road. If we are not careful, we may be captured by monsters. This idiot has no scheming at all. I am afraid that we will be caught by monsters on West Paradise Road." I ate it."

"You monkey, you're just talking nonsense. I can go up to the sky and enter the sea, but the monster wants to eat me. Can he eat me? Can he eat me?"

Tang Sanzang said: "Bajie, Wukong, you two should no longer fight. You must trust each other and help each other. If you keep fighting among yourself, we will torture ourselves to death, let alone the monsters that will eat us."

Sun Wukong lowered his head and said, "Master is right!"

Zhu Bajie said: "Master, you are so right, but right now it's not my old pig who doesn't unite with him, it's he who doesn't unite with me and keeps bullying me."

Sun Wukong conjured up another piece of hamburger and walked up to Zhu Bajie, saying: "Bajie, just now it was my brother who was not good enough. He used a trick to turn the leaves into a hamburger. Senior brother apologized to you. This hamburger is for you to eat." , I’ll make it up to you as a senior brother.”

(End of this chapter)