I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 673 No monkey or dog is innocent when showing affection
Boom!
Torrential rain ravages.

The old Maoshan Taoist with a bruised nose and swollen face was sitting on the ground with tears streaming down his face, holding three teeth in his hands.

His teeth!

Altogether, he has only a few teeth, and he has lost five of them in such a short period of time.

"Come here for me!"

As soon as Zhenjun Erlang raised his finger, Maoshan Laodao shrank back with his head in his arms.

"Okay, stop beating." The third princess of Xihai frowned slightly, and grabbed Zhenjun Erlang's arm, "Just teach me a lesson."

"Princess, you can't be merciful to such a guy."

Zhenjun Erlang raised his sword eyebrows, exuding a majestic aura from his whole body.

"You dare to say you, and you are addicted to tricking my buddy. It's not bad if you don't kill him. By the way, princess, why are you here?"

"I think you haven't looked for me, so you can only come to you." The third princess of Xihai said helplessly.

"Don't blame the princess, Wuming..."

"I understand."

The third princess of Xihai smiled and held Zhenjun Erlang's big hand, with a gentle smile lingering in her eyes.

"Princess……"

There was also tenderness in Zhenjun Erlang's eyes.

Monkey King:? ? ?

Roaring dog:? ? ?

who I am? !

where am i? !
What did I do wrong, blunt hello? !

At this moment, there is only one song that can express the feelings of Dasheng and Xiaotiangou.

The cold dog food was randomly stuffed into the mouth, watching the two of you show your love and tearing up...

Don't eat, get out!

A monkey and a dog silently watched Zhenjun Erlang and the third princess of Xihai in that show and did not disturb them. It was the third princess who felt the two resentful gazes and let go of Zhenjun's hand.

"My lord, you are here too."

"Thank you for still noticing me." The Great Sage smirked, "I thought you and the three-eyed monster were the only ones in your world."

"Woof..." Xiao Tiangou barked twice.

The third princess showed embarrassment, pursed her lips and didn't know what to say, and immediately looked at the old Taoist Maoshan with her eyebrows lowered.

"What kind of gourd is that? Why do you want to deceive Wuming?"

"Yes, tell me!" Erlang Zhenjun also stared angrily, "You really don't know how to repent, you've already been beaten up, and you dared to cheat our two brothers in front of me and the monkey, are you serious? You didn't take us two seriously, huh?!"

"No, Zhenjun, absolutely not!!"

As everyone knows, the old Taoist from Maoshan felt bitter in his heart.

Get used to it!
What he said just now was really a subconscious behavior. He has been cheating and abducting for so many years, and these words have long been deeply ingrained in his memory.

"Then what happened to your gourd?" Zhenjun Erlang frowned.

"The endless gourd was pierced by the demon lord when the ancient demons invaded, and the endless gourd was bred by heaven and earth. It is not the fruit of the sacred tree at all. You old man is really dishonest." Xi Hai The third princess frowned, "What kind of gourd is that?"

"I... hurt..."

The old Maoshan slapped his thigh with his hands, sat cross-legged on the ground and sighed.

"Then I'll tell you the truth."

"Say it!" Erlang Zhenjun scolded angrily, "I tell you, the one standing in front of you is the third princess of the West Sea, don't think you can fool us, you'd better be honest, you know?"

"I actually don't know what that gourd is for." Maoshan Taoist said, spreading his hands.

"What the hell?!"

Zhenjun Erlang frowned, and the great sage who was carrying the golden cudgel swung the stick with a whoosh, the old Taoist Mao Shan felt his scalp go numb when he heard the sound of the stick, and immediately saw that the stick had reached his head.

"Still telling the truth?"

"No, Grand Sage, Lord Zhenjun, grandma of the third princess, I'm telling the truth this time, I really don't know what that gourd is for." Maoshan old man said with a look of despair and helplessness, "That gourd is mine. I picked it up from the ruins of the ancient battlefield last time, and I didn’t know how to use it after I picked it up. I thought about selling it to Laojunge, and the inspector of Laojunge gave me fifty spirit stones, so I didn’t sell it. Wuming Immortal Venerable found me, so I sold him."

"How much did you sell?" Zhenjun Erlang asked with gazing eyes.

"I don't know, anyway... a few million."

"Millions?!" Erlang Zhenjun glared angrily, "The things that Laojun Pavilion collected fifty spirit stones, how many million did you sell my buddy?! Yes, I almost forgot, I heard that you asked him for Xihai Is the Holy Brew coming?"

"This is not what I want." The old Taoist Maoshan shook his head vigorously, "The Immortal said he didn't have enough spirit stones and wanted to mortgage them, and I agreed."

"How did you mortgage it?"

At the moment Erlang Zhenjun's words fell, Maoshan Laodao faltered again.

"Tens of thousands a bottle."

"What the hell..." Erlang Zhenjun took his three-pointed double-edged gun and wanted to stab him dozens of transparent holes, and he was still being dragged by the third princess of the West Sea before he stared and shouted, "Old Taoist priest, you I really dare to say it. The holy wine of the West Sea has a price but no market. The Queen Mother of the West once asked for it with a million spirit stones. You mortgaged it to my buddy, how many tens of thousands?!"

"Then...mortgage, the price must be lowered." The old Taoist Mao Shan whispered.

"Where is my knife!"

Zhenjun Erlang was furious.

Holy wine from the West Sea!

He got it from the Dragon King of the West Sea at that time, and he was not willing to drink it to his good buddy.It is estimated that Wuming was not willing to drink it, and in the end he gave it to the old man cheaply.

How many tens of thousands of spirit stones, tens of thousands! ! ! !
Not even one hundred thousand!
"Okay Yang Jian, we are here to solve the problem." The Third Princess of the West Sea pulled the True Lord Erlang and consoled him, "You are the True Lord of Heaven, and he is a citizen of Heaven. You can do nothing like him. You can't kill him. Come on, it is against the law of heaven to kill the people of heaven."

"I'm really pissed off." Zhenjun Erlang was full of anger.

"Don't be angry." The third princess of Xihai patted Zhenjun Erlang's chest, softly comforting him tenderly, "Just let him pay for it, don't be so angry, it will hurt you. Besides, I don't want you Go out and play with me with your temper."

Monkey King, Roaring Dog:? ? ?
again!

Really treat them as if they don't exist.

"The princess is right." Erlang Zhenjun nodded with a smile, and the moment he turned his head to look at the old Taoist Maoshan, the smile on his face was suppressed sullenly, "Old man, pay for the spirit stone!"

"No..." The old Maoshan replied.

"I have a bad temper!" Zhenjun Erlang pointed at the old Taoist Maoshan with a three-pointed and two-bladed gun and angrily said, "What did you say to me just now? I hope I just had auditory hallucinations, and I will give you another chance!"

"Zhenjun, that's the end of the story, let me tell you the truth, I really don't have a spirit stone."

"Look at the gun..."

"Wait, wait..." The old Taoist Maoshan hastily raised his hands in surrender, "I don't have a spirit stone, but it doesn't mean I don't or I don't. I'll pay it back, but I can't get so much at hand now, so I can pay it back a little bit. For example Said, I will be the younger brother of Wuming Immortal Venerable, do things for him, or I can use talismans to pay off debts, these are all fine, let's talk about it and discuss it."

"You know how to recognize big brother."

Erlang scoffed coldly, and tilted his head to look at the third princess and the Great Sage.

"Princess, monkey, what do you think?"

"I have no objection. If Wuming wants to beat him to death, I will hit him with a stick. If he wants to keep him, then I will go back to Huaguo Mountain to deliver the goods. I am very anxious now, let's deal with it as soon as possible." Dasheng grinned and frowned.

"Princess?"

"Let Wuming decide this matter." The third princess of Xihai whispered, "But neither you nor the Great Sage can take action. The Great Sage is now a holy Buddha and cannot kill innocent people indiscriminately. You too, both of you should be calm. This A compromise solution can always be found for every matter.”

"Success, then let Brother Wuming make up his mind."

After finishing the words, Zhenjun Erlang took out his mobile phone and clicked on the good brother battle team.

Erlang Zhenjun (Conquering Generalissimo): Buddy.

Erlang Zhenjun (Conquering Generalissimo): All the old Taoist priests have been recruited, what do we say now?Follow your instructions!

(End of this chapter)