I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 672 Reincarnation
doorman? !
Xin Zhao was confused again.

What kind of brain circuit did this girl think of coming here?
"You're just talking nonsense, I'm closed... I'm not closed, and a closed disciple is equivalent to a personal successor, you know? He is the one who carries the mantle of the Supreme Lord, and I will be among the Sanqing in the future." Zhao Xin stared.

"Then do you know how to make alchemy?"

"..."

"Do you know how to teach?"

"..."

"Do you know the Tao Te Ching, Miao Zhen Sutra, Xi Sheng Sutra, Sheng Xuan Sutra, Kai Tian Sutra, Qing Jing Sutra, Huang Ting Sutra, and Beidou Sutra? Have your master taught you these? Do you have all the Dharma available to you?"

"..."

To be reasonable, Zhao Xin could still understand alchemy and Taoism before, but he had heard some of the scriptures Liao Mingmei said later.

Why fat four? !

Could it be that this sister is Taishang Laojun's little fan girl?

"Heh, you don't know anything, and you still inherit the mantle? That's how you inherited the mantle. The doorman is the doorman, and I won't laugh at you." Liao Mingmei's face was full of disgust.

"Do you know those scriptures?! Do you know how to make elixirs? Do you know how to teach?" Xin Zhao frowned.

"I don't understand." Liao Mingmei shrugged her shoulders calmly, "I didn't say that I am the disciple of the Supreme Lord who inherited the mantle. It's really interesting. I said that the refrigerator can't cool down. Do I have to know how to cool down to say it?"

"Are you the reincarnation of a bully?"

"Why do you say that I'm a barbarian? Didn't you start it first?" Liao Mingmei pouted and pursed her lips, "It's not as good as us, you think it's wrong for me to think that the closed disciples are doormen, you can ask other people, you Let's see what they think."

"Okay, just wait."

Xin Zhao twisted his neck and clicked on the combat group.

Xin Zhao (combat commander): @all members
Xin Zhao (Operation Commander): What do you think is a closed disciple?
After seeing the news sent by Zhao Xin Aite, several immortals in the battle group were a little confused, thinking that the immortal master's thinking is really jumping.

Broom Star (Chief Wizard): The door is closed.

Shunfeng Ear (Minister of Intelligence): +1
Erlang Zhenjun (Conquering the Generalissimo): +1, hey buddy, please hold on tight, I'm really anxious for a date.

Monkey King (Conquering the Generalissimo): Same as above, brother, I'm in a hurry to deliver the goods. Please finish your work quickly. Don't waste time. It's a big order.

???

Zhao Xin looked at the replies from these immortals with a blank look on his face.

closed? !

He has always felt that he is of a high rank.

Taishang Laojun, I really have you.

I regard you as the patriarch, so you let me be the door boy.

"Look, do they say the same thing?" Liao Mingmei yelled pointing at the screen, and Xin Zhao, who was somewhat annoyed, glared at him angrily, "Nonsense, if I believe it, I will have cerebral palsy."

"Hey, there are some people who don't shed tears when they see the coffin. They hit the wall and don't look back. They are hopeless." Liao Mingliang curled her lips and said.

"Hurry up and stay here, believe it or not, I'll keep you in the gourd so that you won't be able to get out for the rest of your life?" Xin Zhao threatened with staring eyes, but unfortunately Liao Mingmei didn't take it seriously at all, "Then you keep it, Please take me in quickly. I really want to be imprisoned, please take me in quickly, please."

"..."

Xin Zhao raised his hand to cover his chest.

Too capable.

Obviously when Liao Mingliang saw him at first, she was so scared that she didn't even dare to breathe.Now that the gourd is refined, she will go to heaven!
Glancing at the small gourd on the table, Xin Zhao licked his lips and nodded.

"Do you think I can't do anything if you refine the gourd?"

"Then what other methods do you have." Liao Mingliang shook his head and rolled his eyes, poured himself a cup of laurel tea, "Take it out and show it to me."

"Okay, remember what you said!"

Xin Zhao nodded towards Liao Mingmei, and directly clicked on the dialog box of Maoshan Laodao.

"Old man!"

"I'm here, I'm here!" The old Taoist Maoshan who received the reply seemed to have seen the hope of life, and he was really too scared now.

Xin Zhao: You know why I’m looking for you, right?
Maoshan Lao Dao: I don’t know.

Maoshan Lao Dao: Well... please forgive me, Immortal Lord, I have indeed forgotten who you are, can you remind me a little bit.

……

How many people did this old man cheat, and he didn't remember who he was? !
call.

If it is possible, Xin Zhao really made him with a hammer, which can be considered as a disaster for the heavens.

Xin Zhao: Endless Gourd.

Immediately, the Maoshan Taoist showed his clear face.

Maoshan Lao Dao: It turns out to be you, Immortal Lord, it’s been more than half a year, that... I’m not shirking responsibility, the products we sell here only have a shelf life of three months.

Xin Zhao:? ? ?
Xin Zhao: Do ​​you still have the nerve to talk to me about the shelf life?
Maoshan Lao Dao: Don't dare, Immortal Lord, tell me how you need me to compensate.Otherwise, I will refine some talismans for you and give them to you for free.

Xin Zhao: Who wants your broken talisman, do you still have the endless gourd you sold me last time?

Maoshan old way: gourd? !

He couldn't compensate for anything else, except this gourd.

He still remembered that after the gourd was sold, he ate and drank for more than two months, and he still had Xihai Shengjiu, so how could he afford compensation.

Maoshan old way: Immortal Venerable, there can be no problem with that gourd.

Xin Zhao: You give me another one.

At this time, this gourd has been refined by Liao Mingmei, and now she is talking to herself here.If you don't change the gourd, maybe you really can't cure her.

The old Taoist from Maoshan frowned slightly after reading the news.

Logically speaking, if it was really Hulu's problem, he should have come to find it long ago. Only then did he think of troubling Hulu.

Maoshan Lao Taoist: Dare to be an immortal, what kind of gourd did I give you at that time?
Why do you ask? !
He forgot how he deceived Xin Zhao.

Xin Zhao: Endless Gourd!
Seeing the reply Mao Shan Lao Dao Dao Dao nodded clearly, and tapped his fingers on the screen.

Maoshan Lao Dao: Immortal Lord, I wonder why you want to change it?Could it be that you don't know how to use it?Immortal Lord, you may not know something. To activate this endless gourd, you need to be sincere, and sincerity will lead to spiritual success.

Xin Zhao:? ? ?
Maoshan Lao Taoist: I also got it by chance while traveling abroad. I thought you were a destined person, so I gave it to you.

Xin Zhao:? ? ?
Xin Zhao: Are you starting again?Gift, have you forgotten how many spirit stones I used to buy it?
Maoshan old way: Immortal Venerable, you must not say that.

Maoshan Lao Taoist: Do you know the preciousness of this endless gourd? This gourd is the fruit of the ancient sacred tree. It takes tens of millions of years to condense one gourd.Such a precious gourd cannot be measured with spiritual stones at all.I feel that you, the Immortal Lord, are a blessed person, so I specially gave this gourd to you.

Maoshan old Taoist: If you came to the old Taoist for this gourd, I am really wronged by the old Taoist!

On the screen, the Maoshan Taoist sent several rows of crying expressions.

Oh, I can’t believe it!

This is the third form of Maoshan Taoism, nonsense!

Create a brilliant background for the product, and then use a sincere and sincere tone to impress the deceived customers with good intentions to commit a second fraud.

This method once allowed him to swindle a lot of spirit stones from the three victims.

Those customers were also grateful to him.

Let him collect the IQ tax with peace of mind.

Just ...

He may have forgotten that Xin Zhao is not the same as his previous customers. He knows Erlang Zhenjun and Dou Shengfo. These two are not low in the heavenly world. Although they live in poverty, they have some vision and insight. There are still.In particular, Zhenjun Erlang's Taoist companion is the third princess of the West Sea.

She is the famous Bai Fumei in the heaven.

The family is well off.

Your experience and knowledge are even more extraordinary?

"Endless gourd?" At this moment, the old Maoshan suddenly heard a whisper from behind, "Where did you get the endless gourd?"

"Princess."

Both Zhenjun Erlang and the Great Sage followed the sound and saw the third princess who came here at some point, frowning standing behind the old Taoist Maoshan staring at his screen.

"This guy is still cheating Wuming, don't you care?"

"Who... who lied!" Maoshan old man stared angrily, "Where did you come from, you don't understand anything, so stop talking nonsense, endless gourd is an ancient artifact, you..."

Boom!
Before Maoshan Master could finish his words, Erlang Zhenjun slapped him on the back of the head.

"Who are you referring to? You dare to point at Lao Tzu's woman. I think you are tired of life!"

(End of this chapter)