I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 1806 The Eighth Uncle Lets You Go Back to Eat Cake
Night shrouded.

Sitting alone on the observatory, Zhao Xinxin looked at the bright starlight in the sky.

"Ugh……"

A long sigh escaped Xin Zhao's mouth.

Failed.

Although Xin Zhao desperately wanted to return to Mortal Realm, Dasheng and Erlang Zhenjun couldn't help him.

Mortal domain is sealed.

Even the two of them couldn't help it.

Even when the Mortal Realm was not completely blocked, they never went to the Mortal Realm once, let alone after the blockade.They apologized and said they couldn't help, and after a few more drinks, the Great Sage went back to Huaguo Mountain to guard, and Xin Zhao also returned from Xianyu to sit on the observatory and look up at the starry sky.

On the virtual screen in front of him, it is also displayed on social software.

Not long ago, he was still watching the news of Mortal Realm.

Jianling and Linger stood on both sides of Xin Zhao without saying a word.

"What a great nephew, why are you still looking at the stars when you are so elegant?" A laugh that sounded very joyful came, and Xin Zhao looked sideways and looked back to see Wuhu, whom he hadn't seen for a long time.

"Uncle Eight!"

With surprise in his eyes, Xin Zhao got up to greet him.

"Where have you been all this time?"

Since Xin Zhao entered the wilderness, he hadn't seen Wuhu again, and he hadn't seen Wuhu for five years.

"Where do you think I can go?" Wuhu gave Xin Zhao a look. Seeing this expression, Xin Zhao instantly understood, "Are you going to the Holy Mountain again?"

"Otherwise where are you going?"

With a smile in his eyebrows, Wuhu walked to the elegant table and poured a cup of tea.

"Go to the holy mountain to eat and drink, not for nothing."

"You're really good." Xin Zhao smiled, and then lowered his voice, "How about it, you should have borrowed a lot in the past five years."

Suddenly, Wuhu's face froze.

After a moment of sipping tea, he took a sip of tea and put down the cup.

"Let's do it. I think you made a lot of noise. A while ago, you went to Qing Dynasty to snatch the position of King Qing, and let Fu Xia become King of Qing?"

"Is the eighth uncle so well-informed?"

Xin Zhao also sat down at the table and poured himself a cup of tea.

"I've always followed my word. I said that if I want to rob him of the King of Qing, I will definitely rob him."

"What about the prince?"

Wuhu whispered, and Xin Zhao opened his mouth after listening.

"It was burned to ashes and scattered in the sea."

"Frustrated, you are really your mother's own son!" Wuhu gasped, and Xin Zhao grinned after hearing this, "My mother did the same?"

"It's her specialty."

"Haha, come to think of it... I have been in Penglai for so long, why don't my mother and my father say to come and see me, at least we have to see each other."

"Both of them are not in Penglai." Wuhu said.

"what?"

Xin Zhao was taken aback.

"This matter, anyway, you don't ask. When the time is right, they will naturally meet you, and they also want to reunite with you, especially your mother, who looks forward to your tears every day." Wuhu Sighing, "But you will know later that the stronger the strength, the greater the responsibility. Your parents and their realm are often involuntary. You can understand them."

"Hey, I understand."

Xin Zhao had a smile on his face.

He has a character that values ​​family and friendship very much. Even though his childhood was a bit bitter, he has grown up now.If his parents came to recognize him when he was a child, he might have resisted at that time.

just now……

He doesn't matter anymore.

It doesn't matter if you can't see him above, it's better to meet the family for reunion and joy.

Seeing Xin Zhao's expression, Wuhu smiled slightly.

He looked around the mansion.

"Your mansion was rebuilt in a grand manner, and it must have cost a lot of money." Wuhu said with a smile, "The Zhao family private business you got is now booming!"

"Must." Zhao Xin said with a smile, "My idea is proven."

Immediately, Xin Zhao put two more crystal cards on the table in his hand, stretched out his hand and pushed them in front of Wuhu.

"What is this for?" Wuhu, who was sipping his tea, glanced down, and Xin Zhao said with a smile, "At that time, the eighth uncle was a waste of money, but now that my nephew is doing well, I will definitely not forget the eighth uncle."

"Oh, that's fine, I've got my heart."

Wuhu smiled and held the card in his hand and weighed it.

"how much?"

"It's not too much, right now. Zhao's private business has just started, and the profits are not particularly large." Xin Zhao smiled modestly, "It's definitely not as much as the eighth uncle you have borrowed in the holy mountain in the past few years, but... This is also my nephew's wish, there are 500 billion in it, so I should buy some wine for the eighth uncle."

puff!
He sipped the tea and spit it out.

"How many?"

Listening to Xin Zhao's previous words, he thought that there was only one billion and two billion in it.

500 billion! ! !
Are you kidding him?
"Uh... there are 500 billion in it?" Xin Zhao whispered, "Are you absolutely missing the eighth uncle? Don't worry, there will definitely be more in a few years. Now we are still expanding the market. Into Penglai Inner Island, all the funds have been invested in it.”

Wuhu: "???"

What is this brat telling him about Versailles literature here?
"You..." Wuhu squirmed his lips for a long time without saying a word, Xin Zhao looked at him with clear eyes, "What's wrong, Uncle Eight?"

This is too much money!

Wuhu thought.

In just a few years, 500 billion can be taken out, which is still in the early stages.If he had known that he was making so much money doing this, he should have started a private business too.

Where is the use of running to the holy mountain every day?
"Okay, the boy is promising, and the eighth uncle is happy for you." Wuhu nodded slightly, but pushed the crystal card back, "You don't need to give me the money, your eighth uncle has nothing but money. Don’t you still need funds for expansion now, just take the money back.”

"I knew that the eighth uncle was rich, so I didn't care about that!"

Xin Zhao took the crystal card back with a whoosh, and said with a smile on his face.

"Eighth uncle, so... my nephew actually wants to discuss with you. Now is a good opportunity for our Zhao family to expand. If we can enter the inner island market, the consortium of my nephew will be considered as the largest in Penglai. It must be a famous name. The eighth uncle should have spent a lot of money in the past five years, you... give your nephew some money."

"Cough cough cough..."

Wuhu suddenly coughed violently, and Xin Zhao hurried up to pat him on the back.

"How much do you want?" Wuhu subconsciously asked, and Xin Zhao, who patted his back, whispered, "It doesn't need to be too much, if you can give me 3000 billion, I will..."

"Get your dirty hands off!"

Almost instantly, Wuhu changed his face and knocked Xin Zhao's hand off.

"Eighth Uncle..." Zhao Xin frowned, "Aren't you rich? Just relying on your tricks, why can't you get hundreds of billions in Jiusheng Mountain in the past five years? I will borrow 3000 billion, It's not that I won't give it to you. Nephew's job is very profitable, and he will earn it back in a few years."

"No 3000 billion, I can give you 500 billion."

"also!"

"Here, what you have in your hand is what I gave you." Wuhu pursed his lips, and Xin Zhao threw it on the table with a snap, "Then you can use this crystal card to withdraw 500 billion for your nephew. "

Wuhu stared instantly, pointing at the crystal card.

"you……"

"There's 500 billion here, just 30 billion." Xin Zhao pouted, "Where can I get 500 billion? If I have that money, I would have already thrown it into the production line."

"So, you are making fun of your eighth uncle!"

He slammed the table with a thud.

He thought, no matter how big the private business is, it is impossible to be so rich that he can take out 500 billion at will.

This is the money that can only be saved by many families for hundreds of years.

Five years!

It has to be said that it has been calculated since its inception.

In the early stage of private business operation, it is impossible to make profits at all, and it is estimated that it will take less than two years to actually produce profits.

How could it be possible to take out that money!

"You son of a bitch, if you really want to catch your eighth uncle, you have to pull hard." Wuhu sipped his tea and scolded angrily, "Boy, tell you, don't even think about you, your eighth uncle has no money. Even if you have, it's impossible Here you go, go and stay where you feel cool."

"Don't be so mean." Xin Zhao frowned.

"You think your eighth uncle is stingy?" Wuhu was furious, and nodded immediately, "OK, your eighth uncle is stingy, what can you do?"

"actually……"

Xin Zhao's expression darkened suddenly.

"Today is my birthday in a few days."

After saying that, Xin Zhao silently looked up at the stars all over the sky, Wuhu frowned after hearing this.

Birthday?

hiss!
These immortals are actually very unfamiliar with the word birthday.

It is really,
Their lifespans are too long, and no one cares about their age.

Don't even care about birthdays.

However, Xin Zhao is only in his twenties, and the Mortal Realm they are in is also very particular about birthdays.

"Nephew, is it your birthday in a few days?" Wuhu whispered softly, and Xin Zhao nodded after hearing it with a smile, "Yes, birthday. I haven't had one since I came to Penglai. When I was in Mortal Realm, Sister Liu Yan will accompany me to celebrate my birthday. When I go to college, my roommates will buy me a big cake, and then drag me to stay overnight. Ah, thinking about it, it’s been a long time since I saw Sister Liu Yan and the others, and I haven’t eaten cake for a long time. I almost forgot what cake tasted like."

"What gift do you want, tell me, Uncle Eight will give it to you!" Wuhu laughed.

"real or fake?"

"If it's 3000 billion, then don't even think about it." Wuhu said sternly, "Even if you burn your eighth uncle to ashes, you can't get 3000 billion. It's true! If it's some small wish, such as You want to peek at the goddess taking a bath, or you want to peek at a female saint taking a bath, or you want to see a saint lady taking a bath..."

"stop!"

What on earth did his eighth uncle do? He did it with people taking a bath.

"If you don't like to take a bath, the eighth uncle can also tie a few for you to warm your bed. It's nothing to worry about, it's simple." Wuhu said.

"Have you ever done this?"

"Must!"

"The saint's wife, are you going to tie her up and warm her bed?"

"Ah."

"Then the saint didn't hunt you down?" Xin Zhao stared in surprise, "This will not give you an order to hunt down and kill you, so you can't take care of yourself for the rest of your life?"

"Shh!"

Wuhu stretched out his hand to signal Xin Zhao to silence.

"How could the saint know about such a thing? If the saint's wife doesn't tell me, and I don't tell you, who can know?"

"Oh, my mother!" Xin Zhao looked in disbelief, and immediately gave Wuhu a thumbs up, "Eighth uncle, you are definitely this. There are not many people that my nephew admires in this life, and you are definitely one of them." One, it's too ruthless... to be worshiped by my nephew."

"Hey!"

"Then you have that kind of affair with the saint's wife. It's not easy for you to go to the holy mountain to borrow treasures."

"It's not the same." Wuhu shook his head and said, "Having a relationship doesn't mean you can get things easily. This is like the old Wang next door. He has an affair with the neighbor's wife, and the neighbor's wife can still give away the refrigerator and washing machine at home. Did Lao Wang move there? The issues here are very complicated."

"Fine!"

Xin Zhao nodded slightly, looked up at the starry sky above his head again.

"Tell me, what gift do you want?" Wuhu said with a smile, "I never said I would give you a birthday before, so I will give you a good one this time."

"There's nothing left to want."

Zhao Xinxin looked at the starry sky above his head.

"Speak, as long as you say...it's not about money, the eighth uncle can do it for you! Or, do you have any worries, are you in any trouble? Tell your eighth uncle, and immediately I'll solve it for you." Wuhu frowned, Xin Zhao subconsciously looked back at Wuhu, but shook his head again, "Forget it, the Great Sage of Immortal Domain and True Monarch Erlang can't do this, you... "

"Hey, what do you mean by that?"

Wuhu immediately became unwilling after hearing this, and said with a frown.

"Why can't the two of them do it, and your eighth uncle can't do it either? It's not your eighth uncle bragging to you. If you were at the peak of your eighth uncle, the Great Sage and Erlang Zhenjun you mentioned, they would have met me. You have to call senior."

"real or fake?"

"Is there still a need to lie about this matter? If your eighth uncle is not strong enough, how could it be possible that the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors sent people to chase and kill you and survived?"

"hiss!"

Hearing this, Xin Zhao stood up suddenly, and immediately looked at Wuhu with a serious face.

"Uncle Eight, then I really want to ask you something."

"Say!" With a proud face, Xin Zhao pursed his lower lips and said, "Well, you should know about it, I told you a few years ago, I... want to go back to Mortal Realm , I want to have a bite of the birthday cake."

Wuhu's expression changed, and Xin Zhao's expression darkened when he saw this scene.

"No way?"

He actually didn't hold out much hope.

"Who said it can't be done?" Unexpectedly, Wuhu snorted suddenly, and Xin Zhao, who had already given up, also widened his eyes and looked at Wuhu with an unbelievable expression, "Eighth uncle, you...you just now explain……"

"Want some cake?"

"think!!"

Zhao Xin nodded vigorously, Wuhu smiled and said solemnly.

"The eighth uncle will let you eat the cake."

"Eight uncle..." Zhao Xin swallowed forcefully, Wuhu said with a smile on his face, "But, I have to tell you in advance, it's not that you really returned to the Mortal Realm, the Mortal Realm is still blocked. You...you can stay in Mortal Realm for 48 hours at most, you can’t do too many things, and it’s fine to have a bite of cake.”

"Okay, don't say two days, one day is fine!"

Zhao Xin nodded vigorously, he really didn't have too many extravagant demands, even if he was really allowed to live there for one day, just one day would be enough.

"You also have to promise the eighth uncle one thing."

"I promise." Xin Zhao nodded and said, "After I come back from Mortal Realm, I will go to the Holy Mountain with my eighth uncle, and all the nine holy mountains will be emptied!"

"Ha, that's not what I wanted to talk about."

After hearing this, Wuhu suddenly laughed and said, "But you have already agreed, and you can't go back on your word. You must go with me to evacuate the holy mountain."

"No problem!" Xin Zhao replied decisively, "What else do I need to do?"

"keep cool."

Wuhu smiled slightly and said.

"You just need to stay calm when you return to the Mortal Realm. If your emotions fluctuate too violently, it may cause you to disappear from the Mortal Realm in advance."

"can!"

"Take it." Wuhu took out a cheat book from his arms, Xin Zhao looked at the cheat book on the table in astonishment and frowned, "This is..."

"Extrajudicial incarnation!"

A smile appeared in Wuhu's eyes.

"Your good helper back to Mortal Realm."

(End of this chapter)