I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 1805 The end of the recording
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Zhenjun Erlang, the Great Sage and Xin Zhao sat around the stone table, each holding the monkey wine brought by the Great Sage, and toasted to each other.

"Hiss! Ha!"

Zhenjun Erlang, who took a sip of his wine, let out a low sigh.

"Good wine!"

"Hey, is the wine produced by my Huaguo Mountain good? You are the three-eyed blame, how does it compare with your mother-in-law's Xihai Shengjiu?" The Great Sage grinned.

"That must be incomparable!" Zhenjun Erlang said.

"fart!"

This answer seemed to make the Great Sage very dissatisfied.

"My monkey mother is the beauty pageant champion of our Huaguo Mountain for six consecutive times. Fairy Mo'er brewed it herself. You can say it is not as good as Xihai Shengjiu."

"Since when does winemaking have anything to do with appearance?"

Erlang Zhenjun pouted.

"Why not? The taste of the wine made by a beautiful lady is just different!" The Great Sage glared, but Zhenjun Erlang had a look of disdain on his face, "No matter how beautiful you are, aren't you who came out of Huaguoshan a monkey?"

"Hou'er, do you think Fairy Mo'er is a monkey?"

"Is not it?"

"Three-eyed monster, I advise you not to make fun of yourself, you are insulting our Fairy Mo'er."

"What did I insult?" Zhenjun Erlang shouted with his eyes wide open, "Isn't she a monkey, a female monkey? Aren't they all from your Monkey Mountain, and you're still a fairy, don't give money."

Recording is over!

A sudden sound came.

Immediately, Zhenjun Erlang's face froze instantly, his eyes fixed on the Great Sage.

"Hey, she is indeed a monkey, but it's a pity...she is my second brother's favorite monkey, three-eyed monster, you are useless!" The great sage's eyes were filled with jest, "I will give this recording to my second brother when the time comes. Brother, send it over."

"What's wrong with you!"

Erlang Zhenjun slammed the table, and the Great Sage shook his head happily.

"Hey hey, good you, True Monarch Erlang, you can be regarded as letting me grasp the handle? You yell again, you yell again, little three-eyed, huh..."

"Monkey, you're really good at recording!"

"Okay!"

"Then you just send it to your second brother. Do you think I'm afraid of him? As for those in Huaguoshan, one counts as one, who can do it?"

Recording ends.

Another voice sounded suddenly.

Erlang Zhenjun was dumbfounded again.

The great sage sitting on the stone pier shook his hands with a smile, even jumped up from the chair, scratching his ears and cheeks while laughing.

"You three-eyed monster, you really don't have a long memory, hahaha... Tell them what you said when I get back, and see if they can beat you."

Zhao Xin on the side couldn't help laughing when he heard this.

It's too awful.

To say it's miserable, it has to be our Erlang Zhenjun.

In such a short time, all the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain were provoked.

This is poking a hole in the monkey's nest.

"Monkey, you are not like this!" Erlang Zhenjun frowned, "What kind of friendship do we have? You actually cheated me like this. Isn't it necessary?"

"If you don't cheat, who will you cheat?"

"Monkey, don't forget, the Jade Emperor is my uncle, and the Taishang Laojun is also my half master. If I really look for them..."

"Look for it!"

The Great Sage spread his hands and said with a sneer.

"Don't think that I don't know what kind of ideas you're planning, don't you learn and use them? The Jade Emperor and the Supreme Lord are sacred in my heart."

"Then what about me?" Zhenjun Erlang said.

"You...you are a fart!"

The recording was successful.

There was also a voice from Zhenjun Erlang.

"What are you doing? It's useless for you to do this." The Great Sage curled his lips, and immediately saw Zhenjun Erlang lowering his head and fiddling with the communicator in his hand.

about a few minutes...

"Who are you cheating on?"

"Monkey, don't forget, the Jade Emperor is my uncle, and the Taishang Laojun is also my half master. If I really look for them..."

"The Jade Emperor and the Supreme Lord are nothing in my heart!"

……

puff!
Xin Zhao, who just took a sip of the monkey wine, immediately spit it out.

This girl?

edited?
"Hey, three-eyed monster!" The Great Sage stretched out his hand and scolded angrily, "Okay, can you edit it? Are you a bit shameless?"

"Who edited it, you said the original words!"

Erlang Zhenjun stared, he suspected that the monkey was recording and didn't give him a chance to reverse it.

"Monkey, I might as well tell you that my uncle, the Jade Emperor, is very sensitive and has nowhere to get angry. If I take this recording up, Tathagata will not be able to save you."

"Don't you have a bad relationship with your uncle?"

"Okay, old man!"

"Okay... okay, three-eyed monster, you are really good at it!" The Great Sage squinted his eyebrows and whispered, and sat on the stone pier, "Neither of us will share the recording, what do you think?"

"It's barely acceptable."

"That's it." The Great Sage said.

"can!"

boom.

The two raised their wine glasses and clinked.

Xin Zhao was watching from the side, but felt that the two brothers were still very afraid of each other, and always felt that they were still recording each other, ready to give each other a fatal blow.

"Three-eyed monster?"

"what?"

"You said that the Soaring Snake Demon Ancestor revived, did you see it?" the Great Sage whispered. Upon hearing this, Xin Zhao became interested and listened attentively.

Lord Erlang was silent for a long time, and finally nodded vigorously.

he!
I see!
He saw the figure of Soaring Snake Demon Ancestor with his celestial eyesight, and he immediately ordered to withdraw his troops.

"So, that boy Nezha is helping us!" The Great Sage suddenly frowned and said, "Nezha stopped us from letting us in because he knew about the recovery of the Teng Snake Demon Ancestor , deliberately stopped us and didn't let us pass."

"It's not impossible!"

Zhenjun Erlang put down the wine glass and said.

"We didn't kill Nezha at that time, and Nezha wasn't particularly serious about us. He always used fire-pointed spears. In the end, the Qiankun Circle and Huntian Ling were useless, as were the three-headed and six-armed magical powers." Erlang Zhenjun raised his chin and squinted his eyebrows as he whispered, "It feels like he does... Oh, there's no point in talking about this now."

"It's weird, how could that kid Nezha be with Teng Snake." The Great Saint held his chin and pondered for a moment.

"I heard that Nezha and the witch are married?" Zhao Xin whispered softly, Erlang Zhenjun and Dasheng glanced at him, "Not married, you heard it from Taiyi Zhenren. I heard that there was a marriage at that time Thoughts, Nezha didn't agree."

"Why?"

Zhao Xinxin was surprised.

Nezha is a demon who likes that witch, but he refused when he could get married.

"Who can understand his kid's thoughts." Dasheng said, "Maybe he just doesn't like the heavenly court, and he will help whoever fights the heavenly court."

"..."

There's nothing wrong with saying this.

Nezha!

Naturally rebellious.

As long as there are people fighting in heaven, I feel that there is someone to help.

"The revival of the Soaring Snake Demon Clan is not a good thing." The Great Sage frowned and said, "Is there any explanation from 28 Xingxiu? Will they come back?"

"could not be reached."

Erlang Zhenjun pointed at the communicator and said.

"I have sent a lot of messages to Jiaomujiao and the others, but no one replied at all. There is no news from Zongqun almost every day, and the situation on their side is probably not much better."

"Who is the Demon Ancestor pointing at when he wakes up? Are you pointing at us?" The Great Sage glared.

"From the current point of view, it should be like this." Zhenjun Erlang said softly, "After a while, I am afraid that the Jade Emperor will contact you and ask you to go to the fifth heaven with me."

"I won't do it!"

The Great Sage immediately shook his hands and said with a displeased face.

"That thankless thing, what am I going to do? I still have to guard the underworld of Huaguo Mountain. The Soaring Snake Demon Ancestor is revived, and I'm not safe there. I have to keep an eye on it. I won't go with you. Ah, if the Jade Emperor asks you to call me, just tell him that there is movement on my side, the Demon Ancestor, and I have to keep an eye on it."

"You can't help this matter, there are only so many immortals available in the Immortal Realm." Erlang Zhenjun said, "If you don't go, how can I be the opponent of the Demon Ancestor? Are you counting on the Four Heavenly Kings, Li Jing and others?" ...It's okay to lead troops, but it's too bad to fight alone. You two junior brothers, you know what they are capable of, and you can't help them at all."

"Then it's up to me?"

"Isn't it just you? You, God of War in the Immortal Realm, shouted for nothing. When it comes time to use you, you'll get it. If you bite the bullet, you'll get it too."

"I'm sick!"

The Great Sage grabbed the wine glass and sipped the wine in the glass.

"Everyone is annoying, so there's nothing you can do about it!" Erlang Zhenjun said helplessly, "I'm still annoying, I just got married, and I haven't officially married the third princess yet!"

"Who told you not to come earlier." The Great Sage curled his lips.

"Can you blame me?" Erlang Zhenjun shouted with his eyes widened, "I'm already efficient enough, why don't you say that the Eight Immortals made the Teng Snake Hades erupt later?"

"It's strange, why did the Soaring Snake Devil Ancestor suddenly recover?" The Great Sage didn't argue with Zhenjun Erlang any more, but instead locked his eyebrows and said, "Three-eyed monster, you didn't go to investigate what happened. Son?"

In the Underworld, the seal of the Demon Ancestor is the strongest.

If relying on the natural wear and tear of the seal, it is impossible to recover even after tens of millions of years.It has only been a few years since the Eight Immortals suppressed the Teng Snake Hades, and the Demon Ancestor suddenly woke up.

This thing is really too weird.

"There was an investigation, but nothing was found?" Erlang Zhenjun said, "The Soaring Snake Demon Ancestor suddenly woke up, which means that someone has unlocked the seal for him. It can break the seal, or it can accelerate the wear of the seal, at least You have to be a master of the Emperor Realm."

"Three-eyed monster, what do you mean by that?"

"Emperor!"

Suddenly, Erlang Zhenjun whispered with sullen eyes.

"It's either our fairyland or Penglai."

"Are you suspicious?" The Great Sage frowned and remained silent for a long time after hearing this, and then shook his head again, "Isn't it possible, there are only a handful of masters in the Emperor Prestige Realm in Penglai and Xianyu, and all of them occupy two positions. The authority of the domain is important. You think it may be them, if it is them... all of us have to finish the game!"

"I just said it casually."

Zhenjun Erlang also burst out laughing suddenly, said.

"Maybe he might be a hidden master? One thing, monkey, you should also be clear in your heart. If you are not a master at the Emperor Senior Realm, you will not be able to shake the seal of the Demon Ancestor at all."

"Yes!"

"So say..."

"Can't it be from other realms?" Xin Zhao frowned suddenly, "Heavenly Court, Hell, Penglai, Wuhun, Buddha Realm, Mortal Realm...the possibility of Mortal Realm is zero, what about Hell and Buddha Realm?"

"It's impossible for no one to know that the underworld came to the fairyland." Dasheng said, "No one from the underworld has come during this time."

"Where's Foyu? No one is coming?"

"Ha..." Erlang Zhenjun laughed, "Brother, it is impossible to doubt anyone who doubts the Buddhist realm. Everyone in the Buddhist realm is a saint, and they are all people with pure six senses. Look at monkeys, There are also canopies, roller blinds, they are impure with six senses, haven’t they been kicked out? They don’t know how to do those things, all of them are pure-hearted and ascetic, they don’t have the heart to be with the demons.”

"Really."

Xin Zhao nodded slightly and shrugged.

"Yeah, when I didn't say it."

"Hahaha, let's forget about this and live in the present." Erlang Zhenjun picked up the wine glass and shouted, "Here, let's take a drink."

But he didn't want to, but the Great Sage kept squinting his eyes, and his brows and eyes were full of solemnity.

"Monkey, what are you thinking?" Zhenjun Erlang urged, and the great sage came back to his senses, saw the wine glass he was holding up and touched it, "Do it!"

"You are an empty glass." Zhenjun Erlang frowned.

"Ha, I didn't pay attention..." After the Great Sage poured himself another glass, he raised his glass and touched the glasses of Zhenjun Erlang and Xin Zhao vigorously, "Go!"

"Monkey, what were you thinking just now, were you absent-minded?"

With a glass of wine in his belly, Zhenjun Erlang's eyes were filled with curiosity.

"Someone has indeed been to the Buddha Realm." The Great Sage frowned, and Erlang Zhenjun said in surprise, "No way, you really doubt the Buddha Realm? It has always been a place where you don't care about world affairs and have a pure heart and few desires!"

"Too."

The Great Sage nodded, but his expression was not particularly good.

"Hey, Great Sage, True Monarch..." Xin Zhao said with a smile, "Let's not talk about the Demon Ancestor, actually I came here to ask you two for help."

"What's the matter, tell me!" Dasheng and Erlang Zhenjun said in unison.

"I want to go back to Mortal Realm."

Xin Zhao put down the wine glass, his eyes were full of seriousness.

"I, want to go back!"

(End of this chapter)