I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 1723 Who wouldn't want to have a soft meal?

The meat balls in the mansion rolled around in the courtyard.

Penglai, which is shrouded in clouds and mist every day, is grayed out by the warm sunshine.Cries of sobs sounded in the gazebo, Wuhu fell into Xin Zhao's arms and choked, and Xin Zhao gently patted him on the shoulder.

"Eldest nephew, you don't know, your eighth uncle is too miserable."

"As for the female monk I told you just now, she really broke my heart. I gave her the opportunity to let me eat her soft food, but she didn't cherish it."

"Find someone to clean me up!"

"I'm also sincere to her. How can she be so heartless and ungrateful."

"I think I have been in Penglai for hundreds of years, and I am also a leader in this Penglai, and I am even more imposing, with a dignified appearance..."

Zhao Xin's eyes widened immediately as he patted Wu Hu's shoulder.

"Uncle Eight, what did you... just say?"

"Think I've lived in Penglai for hundreds of years?"

"Behind."

"It is also a leader among Penglai."

"Behind."

"Qi Yuxuan, appearance..." Before Wuhu finished speaking, Zhao Xin stretched out his hand to stop him, "Eighth uncle, let's go here, even though our father and I have a very good relationship, I don't want you to be immersed in nothingness all the time." In the fantasy of you. You really have nothing to do with dignified appearance, let alone imposing appearance, and you can feel the wretchedness of you from three hundred miles away."

???

Wuhu frowned and stared at Xin Zhao for a long time.

"humiliate me?"

"Eighth uncle, how can I insult you." Zhao Xin laughed, "We... we have to accept the reality, you really don't have anything to do with appearance."

"Damn, when I was young, I was also a jade tree facing the wind, romantic and suave, with sword eyebrows and star eyes, and a face like a knife."

"Really?"

Xin Zhao looked intently.

Glossy face, a face as long as the sole of a shoe, wretched mouse eyes, paired with two mustaches on the lips, and those splayed eyebrows.

No matter how you look at it, you look like a thief.

If what his eighth uncle said is true, Xin Zhao can only sigh with emotion that the truth of time is really a killing knife for his eighth uncle.

"Get lost!" Wu Hu suddenly threw down his sleeves in annoyance, "The look in your eyes is just like your mother's. Even if I have nothing to do with being romantic and suave, Yushu Linfeng has nothing to do with me, and I'm not close to being handsome. I'm young!"

"Oh?!"

"I was only 30 years old at the time, a time when I was as strong as a plowing ox. The eldest sister was already in her twilight years. It is estimated that she must have lived for seven or eight hundred years."

"..."

The gap is indeed a bit obvious.

"Eighth Uncle, why are you bothering?" Xin Zhao sneered, "You are a strong young man in your thirties, but you have to stare at that old casual cultivator who is seven or eight hundred years old. Do you want to be the top of the stove?"

"Female juniors hold gold bricks, female juniors give Jiangshan, female seniors give elixir, never heard of it?"

"I heard it!"

"The eldest sister is six hundred years older than me, so you can't give me two elixir. I can cover your father and the others by reborn." Wuhu said with a serious face, "Nephew, you don't know, there is no background in Penglai. It's hard to mess around. You saw the sword marks that day, and his talent is also one of the best in the holy mountain, but why did I say that I accepted him because he made him so excited, obviously he also knows who I am?"

"Why?" Zhao asked.

"He has no background!" Wu Hu said with emotion. "No matter how talented he is, those golden immortals may not always be able to guide him. If he worships me as his teacher, I can at least give him guidance. A casual cultivator with no background, in Penglai You can't even imagine the pain you endured. You know, tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of immortals die every year in the Hundred Thousand Mountains and the endless sea. They gamble with their lives in order to seize the heaven and earth. Do you know You know how important it is for casual cultivators to have a backer. Your uncles and I were all casual cultivators. At that time, we had not yet become immortals, so we were bullied."

"Oh……"

"You are much luckier than we were back then."

"Then you can't find an old lady who is seven or eight hundred years old." Zhao Xin looked helpless, but he didn't want Wuhu to grin suddenly and said, "It's not an old lady, what you said, the old lady and your eighth uncle can match Huh? She looks so good-looking, outsiders call her Lu Yao."

"Lu Yao?"

Fu Xia couldn't help exclaiming after hearing this.

"Eighth uncle, you...you..."

"Who is Lu Yao?" Zhao Xin looked blank, Fu Xia pursed his lips and said, "Lu Yao is the... great-great-granddaughter of the White Emperor of Wudi Mountain."

"White Emperor?"

"White Emperor is the name of the five emperors." Wuhu explained softly, "Yellow Emperor is in the middle and has the virtue of earth; Taihao is in the east and has the virtue of wood. Lord of summer, also known as Emperor Yan; Shaohao resides in the west, possesses golden virtue, governs autumn, also known as White Emperor; Zhuanxu resides in the north, possesses virtue of water, governs winter, also known as Black Emperor."

hiss!
Shaohao's great-great-granddaughter.

Xin Zhao couldn't help swallowing, and looked at his eighth uncle with admiration.

Immediately, Xin Zhao frowned again.

"Uncle Eight, are Emperor Yan and Shennong the same person?"

"No one can say for sure about this matter." Wuhu pondered for a moment and said, "In fact, no one has actually seen the Three Emperors and Five Emperors. There are rumors that Shennong and Yandi are not the same, and there are also rumors that Yandi is an extrajudicial of Shennong. The incarnation sits on Yandi Mountain among the Five Emperors Mountains, and the main body sits on Three Emperors Mountain."

"I see."

Xin Zhao nodded slightly, then grinned.

"Eighth uncle, you are really ruthless! The great-great-great-granddaughter of Shaohao, this soft meal is really amazing."

But Wuhu didn't care, "Low-key, low-key, your eighth uncle is well-known in Penglai, and you haven't done anything. Not to mention Shaohao's great-great-granddaughter, even Zhuanxu's daughter, I will steal it." I've seen her wash...wash clothes."

Depend on!
I almost got carried away and said it out.

It's fine if it's just his eldest nephew, but he still has to restrain himself a bit if there is a nephew and daughter-in-law here.

"Cut, what's the big deal about washing clothes?" Xin Zhao subconsciously shook his hand, but then paused in an instant, staring at Wuhu for a long time.

Yes.

It's just to see what's the big deal about doing laundry, is it worth his eighth uncle's embarrassment?
wash……

Afraid to take a bath?
He guessed that Wuhu swallowed it abruptly because of Fu Xia's presence.

Wanting to eat Emperor Shaohao's soft food, and then peeking at Emperor Zhuanxu's daughter taking a bath, his eighth uncle is really...

Absolutely!
Xin Zhao pursed his lips and looked at Wuhu with emotion.

"Eighth uncle, it's really not easy for you to live to this day."

"Indeed, this journey is quite difficult." Wuhu also nodded, Fu Xia blinked and said, "Eighth Uncle, you went to pursue Fairy Luyao, didn't Emperor Shaohao look for you?"

"Why didn't you look for it? Didn't I say that, you just looked for me and cleaned me up. I haven't gotten up for half a year."

Fu Xia: "..."

"Actually, I don't have bad intentions, I just want to eat soft rice, did I do something wrong?" Wuhu spread his hands helplessly, "Isn't my eldest nephew also want to eat soft rice, don't you also want to eat soft rice? Are you happy?"

"Eighth uncle, the matter between me and my husband is different from yours."

"Is there a difference?"

"Ok!"

Both Xin Zhao and Fu Xia nodded their heads.

"Ham, it doesn't matter whether there is a difference or not. Anyway, things are already like this now. The days of being young and frivolous are gone forever. Now your eighth uncle has a place in this Penglai, and you don't need to eat soft rice. Already." Wuhu shrugged and said, "I don't care too much about soft rice."

(End of this chapter)