I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 1722
These little bastards.

In terms of cheating and abducting, Wuhu has the status of the patriarch in Penglai.Just ask, among the Three Sovereigns, Five Emperors, and the Nine Great Sacred Mountains, who hasn't been harmed by him.

Once when he was young and ignorant, he ran to the Three Emperors and Five Emperors Mountain for a walk.

The one who was beaten was a miserable one!
Even with his rough skin and thick flesh, he had to lie down for half a year, and it took several brothers to take good care of him before he stood up again from the couch.

Vaguely, he still remembered that day was sunny and sunny.

Resurrected with blood, he pinched his waist with both hands, naked with only a pair of shorts to hide his shame, opened the door and walked out of the house, looking at the scorching sun above his head.

shouting...

Yang Tian laughed and went out, how are we from Penghao.

But he didn't want to, a thunderbolt broke through the void, and the purple thunder empowered him, which instantly emptied his blood bar, which was full of blood, and fell on the bed for more than half a year.

When he woke up again, he was much more honest.

He who didn't dare to extend his claws to the Three Emperors and Five Emperors Mountains, finally turned his evil eyes to the nine holy mountains scattered all over Penglai.

Vaguely, he still remembered the turmoil in Penglai.

He sneaked into the Qiankun Realm of the Holy Mountain.

With just one vote, there are almost 300 billion worth of treasures, and he can't stop eating the sweetness, and robbery has become a common occurrence.

The name of the dirty old eight is also very popular in Penglai.

Many parents living in the inner islands would say when educating their children that if they are disobedient and dirty, they will come to steal your diapers.

In an instant, the little baby will stop crying.

All of them work hard, be obedient and obedient, for fear that the dirty old man will steal their diapers.

For a time, the world in Penglai was at peace.

Monks with amazing talents sprung up like mushrooms after a rain.

Even decades later, they still remember the dirty old man, imprinted in their minds like a nightmare.This is also why when the old man went to the holy mountain, he would always be stared at by many golden immortals and mysterious immortals. Part of the reason was because of his own holy land of the mountain gate, and a large part of the reason was that he was still wrapped in diapers when he was a child. memory.

Absolutely can't succeed, although I have left the diapers now.

Who can be sure if he will steal someone's underpants?

As everyone knows, whoever is the dirty old man, even if he is stared at by countless pairs of eyes, he can still find something in the gap between the interlaced eyes.

After succeeding, he left leisurely, leaving only the maddened backs of the people in the holy mountain.

It was him who existed like this, but he was cheated twice by the little cheating couple in front of him.Involuntarily, Wuhu sighed in his heart, they are so lucky to live in the Outer Island and Mortal Domain, if they lived in the Inner Island of Penglai, what they should do when they see him is to keep their wallets, how dare they make such a mistake.

"Eight uncle?"

Seeing Wuhu, who was looking up at the void full of nostalgia and sighs, remained silent for a long time, Fu Xia pursed her lower lip and let out a soft breath.

"Okay, my daughter wants to buy the city lord, and the eighth uncle will sponsor you!"

Wuhu looked proud.

Snapped!
With a wave of his hand, a crystal card was slapped on the table.

The moment Xin Zhao shook his hand, he gasped, feeling that Wuhu's back seemed to be radiating the light of capital.

"There are 200 billion in the card, spend them."

Gudong.

Fu Xia couldn't help swallowing, and stared straight at the crystal card.

200 billion? !

It's so easy to give.

Fu Xia couldn't help but be curious about Xin Zhao's family background. Thinking about it, she seemed to have never communicated with Xin Zhao on this issue during this period.In fact, the main thing is that she doesn't care much about these. In her opinion, the lives of two people have nothing to do with each other's background.

Regardless of Xin Zhao's background, she never thought about whether she wanted to cling to or dislike her.

She is a warrior with the ability to support herself.

However, Xin Zhao's eighth uncle gave her a very strong shock. At the first meeting, she gave 30 billion, which made her feel unbelievable.

You must know that the Fu family is tens of millions a year, and if it gets better occasionally, it may make hundreds of millions of profits.

Right now, the eighth uncle directly made another 200 billion, and that feeling was as easy as taking out two hundred spirit stones. Bailingshi asked them to go out and buy candy.

What a family! ?
And before listening to the meaning of the eighth uncle, he had already given him 120 billion yuan.

A total of 400 billion was given to Xiao inside and out.

In less than a month, a small 400 billion was given out. Just now, Xin Zhao was talking to the eighth uncle about going to the Holy Mountain.

Her husband is probably not the second generation of immortals, is he? !
still have to be...

The top one among the second generation of immortals?
"Girl, take it." Seeing that Fu Xia didn't reach out for a long time, Wuhu knew that he must have been frightened by his arrogance, and couldn't help grinning and said, "You can take this money, buy a city lord to sit down, and later If there is anything you want to buy, if you want money, just tell Uncle Ba, Uncle Ba has money."

Although he was cheated, Wuhu was willing to be cheated.

Not an outsider!
Zhao Xin is his eldest nephew, Fu Xia is his niece and daughter-in-law, he has no children under his knees, they are no different from his own son and daughter in his eyes.

200 billion to buy their adoration, he thinks it's worth it!
He leisurely poured himself a cup of tea, enjoying the adoring eyes of the juniors.

this day...

"Then the eighth uncle, give me another 200 billion. I want to buy a city lord for my husband." Fu Xia whispered suddenly in his ear.

puff.

Wuhu spit out the tea that had just reached his mouth in one gulp.

"Why does this tea burn your mouth!"

"Cough..." Xin Zhao, who was holding back his laughter, almost got internal injuries, he coughed twice and hurriedly walked behind Wuhu and gently patted Wuhu on the back.

"stop!"

Wuhu reached out and grabbed Xin Zhao's arm and stared back at him.

"Don't shoot me, I don't need it."

"Uncle Eight, if the tea is hot, can I change it to a pot of cold tea for you?" Fu Xia also asked concerned, Wuhu immediately turned around and stretched out her hand to stare, "Don't...don't change the tea for me, you two don't have to do anything for me Do it, just sit in the original position."

There is nothing to be courteous, and it is either a traitor or a thief!

That's true.

Wuhu really didn't dare to let the couple do things for him now, for fear that when the time came, he would have to reach out to him for money in exchange for a cup of tea.

Even if he has a few Lingshi Mountains, he can't stand such a disaster!
"Ma'am, as a husband-in-law, I really have to say something to you." Xin Zhao walked up and said in a low voice, frowning, "I'm not interested in being a city lord. Besides, if you and I both become city lords, when the time comes Aren't they just separated? Are you willing to separate from me?"

"I……"

Fu Xia wriggled her lips and raised her head with puzzled eyes.

The reason for asking for money was not to buy the city lord, but to prepare Xin Zhao's start-up capital.Xin Zhao also knew Fu Xia's thoughts, gave her a wink, and then sighed in a low voice: "I know my wife wants me to make progress, but... the eighth uncle has already given us a lot of money, we can't do it for the rest of our lives. Reach out to the party."

Ah!
Wuhu, who was sipping tea, silently watched Xin Zhao perform there.

"My husband is right." Fu Xia nodded silently, and Zhao Xin also smiled and said, "I know Madam is doing it for my own good, and she doesn't mean to blame you. I believe that the eighth uncle doesn't blame you either."

"It's okay."

Wuhu responded lightly, and Xin Zhao sat down beside Fu Xia and grinned.

"Eighth uncle, it seems that you have borrowed a lot in the holy mountain this time."

"What are you going to do?" Wuhu's brows and eyes were full of vigilance. At this time, he was very vigilant like the eyes of those people in the holy mountain when they saw him coming to the holy mountain.

He absolutely can't let that kid Xin Zhao cheat him again!

He is the patriarch!

Sensing the vigilance in Wuhu's gaze, Xin Zhao gave a dry smile, thinking that his eighth uncle doesn't trust him a little bit now.

Actually, it can be understood.

No one can bear being cheated of tens of billions in less than a month. Just imagine that the Huang family is a first-line family in Luo'an City, and the sale of assets and various mortgages only take out 400 billion.

This has to be a family inheritance for hundreds of years!

Xin Zhao actually felt that he seemed a little too anxious, so he pursed his lips and smiled.

"Eighth uncle, blame me... Blame my nephew, actually, madam, she did this for me, we are both too anxious to get wool from you..."

"what?"

"No, no, no, I'm too anxious to get ahead." Xin Zhao put it another way, and snorted twice with a nonchalant smile, "If you want to succeed, run hard to your eighth uncle, you are really my big brother Nephew. By the way, I suddenly thought of something, here..."

As soon as he raised his hand, Wuhu took out two jade pendants from his bosom.

"These two jade pendants were given to you by your mother. This jade pendant is a Pisces jade pendant. Wearing it for a long time can temper the energy of the body. This jade pendant is a psychic jade pendant, which can improve the effect of gathering spirits around you. The Pisces jade pendant is for my daughter, and the psychic jade pendant is for you , take it."

Put the two jade pendants on the table, and you can feel the aura around you.

In fact, He Suisui originally asked the old man to take the psychic jade pendant to the Eighth Sacred Mountain to exchange with the saint there, but he didn't do that.

In fact, he knows best about his own situation.

Instead of taking it out to exchange for a fortune, it is better to give it to his elder nephew to practice, so that he can go more smoothly on the way of cultivation.

"Given to me by my mother?"

Xin Zhao blinked and took the jade pendant in his hands. As soon as he got the psychic jade pendant, he could feel the spirit energy around him gathering around him.

You don't need to breathe, and you can achieve an effect far better than breathing.

"Wo..." Xin Zhao couldn't help exclaiming, "My mother gave me such a treasure, I will become a fairy in a few years after wearing this jade."

Seeing that Fu Xia didn't pick up the Pisces jade pendant on the table for a long time, Zhao Xin handed the jade pendant into her hand.

"Ma'am, take it."

"This...isn't that good." Fu Xia said with some resistance in his eyebrows, "This jade pendant looks very precious, how can you take it randomly, or you can sell it for money. I am like this now. Very good, this jade pendant can temper Qi veins, so it will definitely sell for a good price."

"How can this kind of treasure be sold? Wouldn't it be better for us to wear it ourselves?"

"Can……"

Fu Xia bit her lip suddenly, looking at Xin Zhao.

she……

Why take it.

This jade pendant was prepared by Xin Zhao's mother for her daughter-in-law, but they will be separated in the end.Although, her heart actually changed during this time, but she didn't know what Xin Zhao was thinking.

Unable to determine the future, but has been carrying this heavy love.

How can she pay it off?

"Take it."

Xin Zhao didn't know what Fu Xia was thinking, nor did she think as much as she thought.In fact, his thinking is relatively simple. Even if they are no longer husband and wife in the future, they can still be excellent friends. He doesn't feel bad for giving Lingbao to his friends.

"You...Are you sure you really want to give it to me?" Fu Xia whispered with her lips squirming.

"I don't want to give it to you, but my mother wants to give it to you." Zhao Xin said seriously, "Didn't you listen to my eighth uncle, the jade pendant my mother gave you, you should keep it well. Refining the energy channel, It is also good for future cultivation."

"Then you should wear both of them. Refining your Qi meridians is also beneficial to you."

"Me?!" Xin Zhao said with a smile after hearing this, "I don't need these at all. My Qi sea is as thick as a vast galaxy, and my Qi veins are as wide as a rushing river. Where can I use this kind of thing? Or Juling’s is useful to me, so don’t refuse it and keep it.”

Putting the jade pendant on Fu Xia's hand, Xin Zhao put the jade pendant around his neck.

The cool jade pendant pressed against his chest.

He ran out a few steps and sat cross-legged in the middle of the courtyard.

"Girl, take it carefully."

Seeing Fu Xia who was still hesitating, Wuhu comforted him softly.

After Fu Xia pursed her lips and held the jade pendant in her hand, she pondered for a moment and put the jade pendant around her neck.The jade pendant was pressed against her chest, and she didn't know if it was her own illusion. She seemed to feel that her Qi meridians had become much wider and more tenacious just after wearing it.

She bit her lip and put her hands on her chest.

It can be felt that this jade pendant is extraordinary, but the more it is like this, the more she doesn't know what to do.She is not the kind of woman who likes to take advantage, if she can really stay with Xin Zhao, she will be fine with this jade pendant, but...

He looked sideways towards the courtyard.

Sitting cross-legged on the ground, Xin Zhao was already breathing out the aura of heaven and earth. Wearing the psychic jade pendant, the aura of the four directions gathered around him as if he had received an order from the emperor, forming a vortex of aura.

The spiritual essence is almost visible to the naked eye, which is amazing.

"Why do you treat me so well, you... what kind of feelings do you have for me?" Fu Xia, who was staring at Fu Xia who was sitting cross-legged on the ground, pursed her lips lightly, "If you don't like me, it's just to cooperate with me If you are acting in front of grandpa, you should treat me badly, if you don't like me, why are you... why are you so kind to me. "

"Last night, the fireworks were beautiful."

"I didn't watch the fireworks, and you didn't watch me."

"Even if..."

"You looked at me yesterday."

Fu Xia in the gazebo sighed sadly, and Wuhu, who looked at Zhao Xinjuling with a smile, also felt the ups and downs of Fu Xia's emotions, raised his eyebrows slightly but did not make a sound.

It is difficult for outsiders to talk about the love of children.

"Boy, it's almost over. If you like to practice so much, you can practice after I leave." Wuhu called out, and Xin Zhao opened his eyes to inhale the surrounding spiritual energy. There is also a small light blue tail left.

Raising his hand to wipe the corners of his mouth, Xin Zhao suddenly refreshed and ran to the gazebo excitedly.

"Eighth uncle, what on earth is my mother doing, this jade pendant... I'm afraid it will cost 5000 billion yuan?"

"5000 billion?" Wuhu shook his head and smiled after hearing this, "Okay, you don't care how much it is, why are you so philistine, you have to figure out how much it is worth for what your mother gave you? This is family affection, not money. Measured."

"The eighth uncle said so."

Xin Zhao grinned with a smile, stretched out his hand to touch his chest and looked sideways at Fu Xia.

"Ma'am, have you put on your jade?"

"Yeah." Fu Xia responded slightly, and Zhao Xin smiled, "How is it? Is there any effect? ​​I don't feel that the energy channel has become wider."

"It seems, a little bit."

"As long as it works, you will become stronger in the future. I will hug your thigh and protect me well."

"Okay." Fu Xia nodded seriously, "I will protect my husband well."

boom!
Before Xin Zhao could speak, Wuhu raised his hand and slapped Xin Zhao on the back of the head.

"Why are you beating me?" Xin Zhao looked up blankly, Wuhu was full of disgust, "What a big man, let a woman protect you, are you a man too?"

"I like to eat soft food, don't you?"

"You are really your father's son. You can speak so confidently when you eat soft rice. You are exactly the same as your father." Wuhu looked disgusted, but Zhao Xin grinned indifferently, "Eighth uncle, eat Soft rice is also a skill, and most people can't eat it."

"Who are you referring to as Sang?"

Wuhu stared straight at him suddenly, as if he was about to eat Xin Zhao.

"I..." Xin Zhao squirmed his lips, but he didn't want Wuhu to stretch his neck as if he was offended, "Who are you spitting, who do you think can't eat soft food?"

"Eighth uncle, I..."

"Say, if you don't make it clear to me today..."

"You're going to..."

"I don't seem to be able to do anything to you!" Suddenly, Wuhu changed the subject again, hugged his shoulders with a serious face, and finally angrily stared and scolded, "But I can spit on you, bah... soft rice man, give us The majority of male compatriots...throw...throw..."

Xin Zhao looked at Wuhu blankly, watching him go from annoyed to disgusted with righteous words, and then to...

Choking? !
"Eighth Uncle, are you okay?" Zhao Xin whispered tentatively, but Wuhu hugged Zhao Xin wanting to cry without tears, and said, "Eighth Uncle also wants to eat soft rice, and I want to have a bite too, Ruanfan...is really delicious!"

(End of this chapter)