Quick Fishing Guide

Chapter 7 The Leftover Scholar
Xiao Xiaorang, a scholar with leftover hands, is a well-known painter in the capital.Xiao Xiaorang was originally a student of Hatoyama Academy, and his handwriting was extremely bad. Therefore, he failed the exams for many years and was still unable to graduate, so he had no choice but to drop out of school.He is good at drawing portraits of things and people with simple strokes, and he can draw quickly and vividly.After graduating from school, he became famous in the capital for his specialty. Because of his academic lameness, he was called a scholar with leftover hands.

Although this hand-painting technique is not in the eyes of painters of major schools, it is very popular in the capital.Due to work reasons, Wang Chuan and Xiao Xiaorang have been in contact for a long time. In Wang Chuan's view, Xiao Xiaorang's drawing skills are even more powerful than those sketch masters on the earth.Wang Chuan also suggested to Xiao Xiaorang that Xiao Xiaorang should go to those historical sites outside the city or places with other commemorative significance to give people portraits. Since then, Xiao Xiaorang's business has become more and more prosperous, and his life has become more nourishing, and now his stomach is round and upright up.

Therefore, Xiao Xiaorang was very grateful to Wang Chuan, and offered to give Wang Chuan a free portrait many times, but Wang Chuan justly refused.

This guy's painting skills are too simple, and if there is a little more artistic processing in the painting, he will stop cooking.Wang Chuan really doesn't like portraits that can't even be beautiful.

After Wang Chuan ordered, the colleague in soap clothes ran out.

The young man in the side hall behind him was full of energy and kept shouting, "The world is endless, I want to land on the moon."This sound is still like a bomb to everyone in the courtyard, and it may explode at any time.A group of people listened to the shouting, but no one dared to make any noise anymore.

"Why are you not arguing anymore? Keep arguing!"

Luo Ming, the colleague on duty yesterday, came out from the side room rubbing his eyes, looking like he had just woken up.Luo Ming opened his eyes, saw Wang Chuan, and said gratefully, "I told you what's going on. It turned out that it was Old Wang who helped you. I stayed up all night last night. They were arguing very hard this morning. I shouted at the top of my voice. No one listened to me all morning, so I wanted to sleep first before talking. I didn’t expect you to solve it first. Thank you very much.”

Wang Chuan said: "You think too much. I didn't help, they were scared by the one inside. By the way, don't call me Lao Wang." No matter how the name sounds, it doesn't sound right.Especially since he is a frequent visitor to the tavern next door, and some people even call himself "Old Wang next door", which made Wang Chuan very sensitive to this title.

"Are you kidding me, how could we be frightened by a lunatic?"

Among the crowd in the courtyard, a black fat middle-aged man shouted dissatisfiedly.But when he spoke, he still couldn't hide the lingering fear on his face, that face was like a new-age girl with heavy makeup, it was clearly separated from the neck, and became two colors.

Wang Chuan nodded secretly in his heart. This guy put the sun into eye shadow, threw his nose into the embrace of foam, and in his previous life he would have been a lady-wearing tycoon.

Luo Ming sneered: "Then you guys continue to argue."

The fat black man was provoked by Luo Ming, and suddenly his face turned black as if he had washed his face, and he shouted: "How can you be a policeman like you? We have been arguing here all morning, and you don't care about it. You still ran to sleep! In vain we still called you an adult! I want to report you!"

The chorus sounded again and again:
"Yeah! Yeah! What a bad catcher!"

"If I can be a detective while sleeping, then I can also enter six doors!"

"Wang!"

"Who brought the dog? Take it away!"

"Wang Wang!"

"Who the hell is barking like a dog?"

This group of people didn't have the slightest momentum when they were alone, but now they feel that there are many people in the crowd, and there are few righteous people in the six doors, so they are arrogant and arrogant, and they don't even care about the previous quarrel.

Luo Ming looked disdainful, as if he didn't hear it.

Wang Chuan pushed Luo Ming and signaled him to go back to the room first.This guy has always had a bad temper, and he was angry when he got up. Seeing that the group of people in front of him were getting excited again, Wang Chuan was very worried that Luo Ming would have anal sex with someone.

Luo Ming also knew his temper, so he followed Wang Chuan's push and walked into the room.

However, when everyone in the courtyard saw the two retreating, they got even more excited.

"You have the ability to hit me!"

"Report him!"

"Report him to the officials!"

"What kind of catcher? Go eat shit!"

"Ooooooooooooo-"

"Who the hell is barking like a dog again?"

"Where the fuck is a dog barking?"

"It's rare and strange! This is the barking of a husky from the West Sea. It is a dog breed brought by Emperor Taizu from the West Sea to the east in the past. It is rare and only seen in the palace! Your family is so ignorant, even huskies don't know. We It's a shame for a girl from my family to marry into your family!"

"Noisy, noisy, this is disgusting!"

"Ooooooooooooo-"

A group of people were arguing in a mess, and the words got worse and worse.The inside of the six doors was suddenly more chaotic than the vegetable market, making people angry.

"Niang Xipi's!"

Gritting his teeth, Wang Chuan suddenly turned around and went into the main hall.

Luo Ming grabbed him and gritted his teeth: "What are you doing inside? Go outside and find all the colleagues on patrol."

Wang Chuan said coldly: "What colleague are you looking for? I'll go and release the one inside."

The young man in the side hall seemed to be more excited when he heard Wang Chuan's words: "Let me go, let me go to heaven! Let me go! I want to save my brother! I want to go to heaven! I want to kill people!"

The sound of howling wolves hovered above the six doors like a curse, and the people in the yard immediately fell silent. Seeing Wang Chuan panicked, no one dared to yell anymore.

Luo Ming understood, he laughed "hey", and said: "You guys keep arguing! Don't you listen to me? Go and report me. Coincidentally, I don't bother to care about your troubles, whether you are good or bad What does it have to do with me? Why bother because you can’t sleep peacefully!"

The fat black man's face slumped, and he said with a sneer: "We common people don't know what's going on, so why should you care about it? If there is any conflict, please forgive me. That lunatic wants to go to heaven, so you should still keep a close eye on him." Okay, don’t let go.”

In the final analysis, Luo Ming is in charge of everyone in front of him. It is inconvenient for Wang Chuan to interfere too much, but it is still up to Luo Ming's opinion.

Luo Ming waved his hand and said: "Forget it, I don't bother to argue with you. If you still need me to take care of you, just tell me, if you keep making noise and don't listen to me, then get out of here. I can't afford to take care of you! Damn it!" It’s enough for me to take over the affairs of your family, but you don’t know how to eat and shit, and quarrel with me! A dog biting Lu Dongbin doesn’t know a good heart.”

Everyone in the courtyard was afraid of the god of war in the side hall, and was suppressed again. They all drooped their faces and said with apologetic smiles: "My lord, tell me, my lord, all the grassroots listen to you."

Seeing this situation, Wang Chuan didn't need to use himself anymore, so he greeted Luo Ming and prepared to return to the side hall.He just turned around, and suddenly remembered something, ran to the next room, called a few gatekeepers on duty, and stood by to help, so as not to cause another disturbance.

After doing this, Wang Chuan felt relieved and went back to the side hall.

Walking to the entrance of the main hall, Wang Chuan heard Luo Ming say, "You guys—are you reconciling or leaving?"

Everyone in the courtyard looked at each other and said in unison: "We want to make peace!"

Wang Chuan staggered, and fell directly from the entrance of the main hall into the side hall.

(End of this chapter)