The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 361
"One, two, three, four, good, pay attention to the rhythm, perfect!"

On the stage, Angelalady was singing and dancing, and the dance teacher was guiding.

It was past 10 pm now, and many guests who had finished the rehearsal had gone back to the hotel to rest, but there were still a few people chatting under the stage.

Li Fan talked and laughed with everyone, and kept raising his wrist to check the time. Gu Yating and the others hadn't taken off yet, so Li Fan waited impatiently.

"Xiaofan, there is something you need to see if you can help me."

Li Fan looked sideways and saw the director coming to him eagerly. He asked, "Director, what's wrong?"

"One of the hosts of our party couldn't fly back from the south because of the weather, and there wasn't enough time to take the train, so—"

"You don't want me to take over as host, do you?"

"Yes, smart."

"Don't make trouble," Li Fan shook his head repeatedly, "I've never been a host before, so I don't have any experience, so it's easy to solve it by letting other hosts in the station stand on top."

"It doesn't matter whether you have experience or not. The audience knows that you are just a guest star. If you perform well, the audience will definitely praise you. If you perform poorly, the audience will be very understanding. So, you can relax.

Moreover, there are many variety stars, comedians or actors from other stations who guest host the party, and the response is very good, making them much more popular than traditional hosts. "

"Oh!" Li Fan nodded, it's okay to try, try something new, he asked, "Then who should I partner with?"

The director said happily: "You and me, let's review the draft with the other hosts first."

Looking at Li Fan's leaving figure, several celebrities joked:

"Okay, Li Fan went to grab the host's job again."

"These days, crossovers are the most popular. Singers go to film, filmmakers go to host, hosts go to sing, and they are not doing business, haha!"

"Tsk tsk, I also want to go out of business, but they won't give me this chance."

……

Li Fan's ability to adapt is too strong. He came to the lounge to have a look at the manuscript, and "set up the words" with a few hosts, and then went directly to the stage to go through the hosting process. Li Fan understood the whole show. Each link.

After another host rehearsal, Li Fan finished the work perfectly.

Perfection refers to the familiarity of the host's words, positioning, advertising words, links, etc., but in terms of the host's professionalism, Li Fan cannot compare with hosts who have a professional background.

Li Fan can also draw a ladle according to the gourd, and his words are correct, full of rhythm, but he is still two concepts of being professional with others, but it is enough for the party.

At 12 o'clock in the evening, all the rehearsals were over. Before Li Fan and Zhang Xiaofei took a taxi home, his WeChat rang. It turned out that Gu Yating and Dong Cheng were finally about to take off.

Luckily, the recording was not delayed until tomorrow night.

After opening the door, Li Fan saw that his parents hadn't rested yet, so he said, "Go to bed earlier, your daughter-in-law will come later."

Dad Li: "Really? Why are you here so late?"

Li Ma said: "It was too sudden, and I didn't prepare for it!"

"Really, there is another guy coming with you. You should sleep first. It is estimated that he will arrive at our house at 2:[-]."

Father Li happily said: "Then I have to sleep to refresh myself."

Mama Li: "Then I have to apply a mask to replenish water first."

Dad Li: "It's useless to apply a mask on your old face, just soak it in the water basin to replenish water."

Mama Li glared at him, and quickly walked into the bedroom.

Li Fan rummaged in the kitchen and found that there was still half a bowl of rice left. He planned to cook some rice and make up for it when they arrived.

In the living room, the parents were very excited and turned on the TV. It is estimated that it is impossible to let them rest for a while.Counting the days, they haven't seen Gu Yating for a long time.

After Li Fan moved his limbs, he went back to the bedroom to get some sleep. Just as he got into bed, the door creaked open.

Jelly walked in rubbing her eyes, "Brother!"

"Ok?"

"Shall we talk?"

Li Fan was taken aback, why was his tone so formal?He smiled and said, "What are you talking about?"

"Take me to that show to play, eat delicious food, watch elephants, the elephant's nose is so long on TV! Why is its nose so long, how difficult is it to breathe?"

"If I don't take you to the show, you stay at home and I will take you on a trip when I have time."

"Brother, there are no children when traveling! How about you, take me there!" Jelly grabbed Li Fan's arm and shook it.

"No, don't think about it, hurry up and go to sleep!"

"Brother, please!"

"It's useless to beg me, don't disturb my rest."

"Look at you, you don't have time to play with me," Jelly said seriously, "Our teacher has said that children cannot grow without the company of their families."

"Yo Yo Yo!" Li Fan laughed, "Aren't your parents with you?"

Jelly said aggrievedly: "They don't let me eat, don't let me play, don't let me watch TV, they just let me learn this and that. They are not accompanying me, they are simply torturing me!"

"I sympathize with you, go to bed!"

"Compassion is over? Brother, take me there!"

Li Fan covered his head with the quilt, "I can't hear you, I can't hear you!"

Jelly grabbed the corner of the quilt with both hands and pulled it down forcefully, "Take me, please, brother, good brother!"

"If you can't hear it, you can't hear it."

"elder brother!"

"I'm asleep."

Jelly was very wronged, "I want you to play with me, you are always busy, and finally have a chance, but you still don't accompany me. Do you love me? Am I your real sister? !"

Jelly wasn't even crying yet, but she immediately made Zhang Xiaofei, who was hiding behind the door, burst into tears.

Zhang Xiaofei's eyes turned red, and he sat on the sofa and said, "Uncle and auntie, I will definitely have a daughter when I get married. This is so heartwarming!"

Li's father smiled, and Li's mother said: "Families who raise girls worry more, they are not as prudent as boys, and you will know later."

Not long after, Li Fan's call came from the bedroom, "Mom and Dad, can you take care of your daughter, it's too annoying!!"

Li Ma smiled and said, "Look, it's starting to grind people."

The annoying little girl made Li Fan helpless, and he collapsed: "Stop annoying me, it's impossible!"

"Brother!" Jelly said with tears in her eyes.

"Don't cry, I don't want to do this! It's useless to me any more."

"You're bothering me so much!"

Li Fan nodded again and again, "Mmmmmmmmmmmm!"

"Wow!" Jelly burst into tears, "I'm pretty cute, why do you all call me annoying?!"

Li Fan chuckled, took her little hand and shook it, "You still boast? This shameless spirit is exactly the same as mine!"

Jelly sobbed: "I just want you to play with me. If you don't agree to this, won't your conscience hurt?"

Li Fan was shocked, "Who did you learn this from? I'll think about it again, don't cry."

"What else are you thinking about, how happy you are with me."

"You...why are you so confident? Could it be that I was like this when I was a child?"

Jelly nodded while crying, "Well, Mom said the same."

……

bang bang bang!Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

Just as Zhang Xiaofei walked to the door, suddenly a small figure flashed across her legs and knees, Jelly ran in front of her and opened the door, happily said: "Sister-in-law!"

Gu Yating was embarrassed to answer these words, she picked up the jelly and said: "My sister has sunk so much, I can't hold her anymore. Hello, uncle and aunt!"

Dong Cheng also said: "Hello Uncle, Hello Auntie."

"Hey, Tingting, come in quickly, young man, you are welcome."

Li Fan walked out of the bedroom and asked in confusion, "Why did you arrive so soon? It's only been an hour since I received your WeChat message."

"An hour for what? The information is probably delayed."

Gu Yating bought a lot of gifts, she opened the box and went out, "Auntie, this is donkey-hide gelatin bought for you, it is very good for women's bodies."

"Hey, look at this box is too delicate, it's very expensive, don't spend it next time."

Father Li smiled and said, "Your aunt is reluctant to eat such a good donkey-hide gelatin, and she can't wait to offer it up."

Gu Yating smiled brightly, and took out another skirt, "Auntie, try this skirt again, the latest style, you can wear it in spring."

Li Ma took a look at her skirt, smiled from ear to ear and said: "I don't look good, it's a pity to wear it."

Dong Cheng sat watching and exclaimed, "Isn't this the one from Lawrence?"

Dad Li asked doubtfully: "The tire factory also produces clothes?"

Dong Cheng smiled and said, "Uncle, this Lawrence is a Hollywood star, and he has collided with our tire factory."

Li's mother quickly put it down, "No, no, I can't afford to enjoy this. Wear it for your mother. Your mother is so beautiful. It can complement this skirt. Any good clothes I wear are local styles. There is an idiom what do you say that is?"

Li Fan said: "Violence!"

"Yes, yes, waste!" Li Ma nodded repeatedly, then suddenly picked up the slippers and slapped Li Fan's butt, "Who are you talking about?!"

Everyone laughed.

Gu Yating bought a lot of things for Li Ma and Li Pa, such as skirts, jackets, razors, etc. Jelly watched eagerly from the side, temporarily letting her brother go, she waited and waited, looking forward to her own with joy. that gift.

Gu Yating pulled another box over and said, "Here is a gift for my sister!"

Jelly's face was bright, "Thank you sister-in-law!"

The box was opened, and Gu Yating took out one by one: "This is a children's eye massager, which is used to prevent myopia in young people. Now four or five-year-old children are myopic, so we must prevent it.

This is a reading machine, which is different from the one we have at home. This reading machine will not click anywhere, so mom no longer has to worry about your studies!
Little jelly, do you like it? "

Jelly has nothing to love: "I like it."

Gu Yating suddenly opened the inside of the suitcase, revealing the imported snacks inside, "What about these?"

Jelly slapped her hands and said excitedly: "I like it so much, can I eat it?"

"Of course!"

Jelly immediately picked up a handful, but suddenly asked timidly: "Mom, can I eat?"

"Only pick three!"

Then, Jelly picked the three largest...

Li Fan walked to Gu Yating's side and pinched her pink cheeks. These gifts were all in her shopping cart during Double Twelve.

Li Fan said: "It's getting late, let's stop chatting, have a bite to eat and go to sleep, tomorrow we have to record the New Year's Eve party."

Zhang Xiaofei made the fried rice, and after Gu Yating and Dong Cheng made up for it, everyone went to rest.

Li Fan shared a room with Dong Cheng, and soon after he lay down, Li's mother came to call him.

Walking into his parents' bedroom, Father Li asked in a low voice, "Xiao Fan, how much does this girl cost for these things?"

"Don't ask, it's just a wish."

Li Ma said: "If you don't ask, we can't do it. We have to make up for the girl twice."

Li Fan shook his head: "Don't make up, it's not necessary."

"Why is it unnecessary? You child is ignorant! The girl spends a lot of money to come to our house, and then leaves with empty hands. The parents must not be so angry, then our family is too rude."

Li Fan said: "What you said makes sense, but it doesn't apply to us and the Gu family. His daughter bought a gift of 10 yuan to our house. If we return 20 yuan to him, would we sell the house if we don't have money?"

"What, 10 million?"

"10?"

Li Fan quickly waved his hand: "No, I'm just making an analogy.

We are an ordinary family, and Gu Wanli is now a famous entrepreneur. It is obviously unrealistic for us to talk about reciprocity in terms of money value, right? "

Father Li thought for a while: "That's what I said, but, hey!"

Li Fan said: "Buying expensive gifts is their normal consumption level. We don't have the financial strength, so there's no need to swell our faces to make ourselves fat. Even if we give someone a jar of their own pickles, they won't bother.

Do you think an entrepreneur would pick on us in terms of value for money?People know the roots of our family, so they don't care about this at all. What they care about is whether you care about other girls. "

"But how do you express your feelings?"

Li Fan said: "Think about knitting a sweater, I'm sleepy, and I'm going to sleep."

Father Li asked: "Then you have to give a door-to-door gift, any son brings a girlfriend to the door, he must give a door-to-door gift!"

Li Fan nodded, "Well, that must be given!"

"How many?"

"Two million."

Li's mother said: "Old Li, the money at home is not particularly new, you go to the bank to get new money tomorrow. By the way, son, how much did this girl spend on these things?"

"3."

"You know it so well?"

Li Fan giggled, and thought to himself: Can I not understand, I cleared the shopping cart! !

Li Fan had a long talk with his parents, trying to break up their traditional ideas before going back to his room to rest.

In this life, my parents have been honest, kind-hearted, and never coveted other people's stitches. Living in such a family, Li Fan is very satisfied and happy.

……

The next morning, around 8 o'clock.

Li's family is very quiet, Li's father and Li's mother went to work in the supermarket, Dong Cheng also went to the supermarket to help out, and Zhang Xiaofei took a taxi to pick up things from his uncle's house nearby.

Li Fan was brushing his teeth at this time, Jelly's big watery eyes stared at him, "Brother, have you considered it?"

After Li Fan rinsed his mouth, he said, "No!"

"All night! Brother, please."

"My God, I finally understand our mother's pain. Are you children so obsessive? Go to the bedroom closet and bring me the shirt on the far right."

"Good!"

Seeing Jelly go to the bedroom with the order, Li Fan quickly and quietly walked to the door, opened the door a crack, then turned around and ran quickly into Gu Yating's room.

The curtains were not opened, and it was dark inside. Li Fan quietly closed the door, "creaked", and locked it!

"What are you doing?!"

Li Fan turned his head and saw Gu Yating grabbing the corner of the quilt and looking at him in panic.

"Hush!" Li Fan said, lying on the door and listening to the movement outside.

Gu Yating immediately wrapped herself up tightly, and she whispered: "Stop making trouble, brother, this is at your house."

"Hush!" Li Fan gave her a blank look, and whispered, "Big girl, her thoughts are too unhealthy!"

At this time, I only heard footsteps walking outside the door, "Brother, the clothes are too high for me to reach! Brother? Where have you been, brother?"

The footsteps were urgent and chaotic, and after a while, there was a "wow" outside the door:
"Brother, you lied to me! Where did you go, why don't you play with me!"

Li Fan covered his mouth and was enjoying himself. Suddenly he heard someone say from behind him: "My sister is crying, are you still in the mood to laugh?"

"Shh, it will be ready soon, with a gust of wind and a gust of rain, express." Li Fan glanced sideways at Gu Yating who was pressing her ear to the door, then moved his gaze down, and licked his lips, "Okay!"

Gu Yating immediately covered her chest, "Go to hell."

"Shh!"

Footsteps came from the door again, and a moment later, the sound of crying poems resounded in the next bedroom:

"goose,

The song item sings to the sky.

White hair floating in green water,
I want my brother!
woohoo..."

Li Fan and Gu Yating both lay on the ground, laughing and crying together.

(End of this chapter)