The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 360 Senior, Hello!
Li Fan's itinerary during this period is simply impenetrable!

The day after completing the second signing event in Harbin, he returned directly to Spring City.

As soon as he walked out of the station, Li Fan didn't even have time to go home, so he went straight to his alma mater, Chuncheng No. 19 Middle School.

I had promised the school to give a speech at the end of the year, so I took advantage of this little gap to get it done.

Returning to his alma mater, there is a natural intimacy blowing over us.

The trees are still those trees, the buildings are still those buildings, and the basketball court seems to be still echoing with laughter from half a year ago.

It's just that some new faces were changed in the security room, and a group of boys and girls were added to the campus.

The principal pointed to the northeast side of the school, and said, "Xiaofan, we're going to build a library there, and it's going to be the largest among all middle schools in the province!"

"Oh!"

"And over there, our plan is to build a gymnasium. In the future, Huaguo will definitely move towards quality education. We have to take the first step."

The director said: "Our 19th Middle School strives to become a provincial key high school in the next three to five years."

Li Fan thought: The hardware has been upgraded, but what about the software?
The director should not be able to read minds, but he said: "In terms of software, we are also doing our best to innovate the teaching team and find excellent teachers. Our school needs to combine software and hardware, and strive to achieve the small goal of a provincial key high school as soon as possible."

Li Fan asked, "What about our big goal?"

"Cultivate the next Li Fan!"

……

While the group was talking, they walked into the senior three teaching building.

When passing through the liberal arts experimental class in the third year of high school, Lao Chen, who had never had a chance to speak in the crowd, finally took the opportunity.

Old Chen said: "Xiaofan, I will lead this experimental class now!"

Li Fan was puzzled and said: "Teacher, you are taking the experimental class of the first year of high school, how can you take the third year of high school?"

"Now our school has selected the best students from each class in the third grade to form an experimental class again, which is not the previous system."

Li Fan thought in his heart: I still think of a way to catch the top students, everything depends on the score!Quality education is still empty talk.

……

Li Fan's speech started at 5 pm.

At 04:30 in the afternoon, the huge auditorium was full of seats, and all the students looked at the empty stage with expectant eyes.

The cognition of senior freshman Li Fan by the freshmen in senior high comes from the vivid descriptions of the senior two and senior high school students.

In their descriptions, Li Fanna is a god-like figure: he never listens to lectures in class; (this is basically correct!) he never completes his homework; (basically correct!) he never picks up girls at school; (um!) never at night sleep; (this is nonsense!)

Li Fan has all kinds of examples that make the juniors feel that they are outrageous:
In the third year of high school, there was an English interest class, and all the English teachers attended the class with notebooks. (well known true story)

The "crooked neck" basketball hoop on the basketball court is what Li Fan wanted to dunk crookedly. (This is really not what he did...)
Another example is loudly pointing out the mistakes of the math teacher in class, and then went to the podium to solve the problem with calculus. After solving the problem, he threw the chalk stub smartly and said domineeringly: "No one in 19 Middle School is qualified to be my teacher. .”

Looking at Li Fan who walked out of the classroom with his head held high, the math teacher's face turned red, white, blue, and purple...and finally turned into a rainbow face. (I don't know who made up the story)
……

There are a lot of stories that have been seen and disappeared, and 19 Middle School has become the birthplace of Li Fan's story, and Li Fan is also the unshakable number one idol in the hearts of the students in the whole school.

Today, the idol senior is about to appear in front of all freshmen in high school, and everyone is bursting with excitement.

After a while, the host came to the stage and said, "I would like to invite Li Fan, a famous alumnus of our school and an outstanding young scholar, to return to his alma mater to share his story with us..."

Amid unimaginable warm shouts, Li Fan covered his ears and stepped onto the podium, "It's better to go to my alma mater. The applause is obviously much louder than other places."

The applause and shouts continued, and the students were very excited:
"I finally saw the real person!"

"With an alumnus like Li Fan, there are no regrets in this life!"

……

Li Fan pressed his hands down, "Thank you everyone, don't tire your voice out, enough shouting, I will be proud if this continues!"

There was laughter when I stepped off the stage, but the shouts continued:

"Li Fan!"

"Li Fan!"

……

Li Fan: "Do you still want to listen to my speech?"

The younger brothers and younger sisters said in unison: "Listen!"

"But you are so enthusiastic that I can't make a speech? Well, the lovely principal asked me to go back to our No. 19 Middle School to give an inspirational speech a few months ago. I thought about it, inspirational? I'm not very inspirational!
I have struggled with my head hanging on the beam and my buttocks to steal the light. I have no feats to sing about, and the world treats me well. My life is very smooth, unusually smooth, so inspirational is out of the question.

I don't have so many empty words of truth, goodness and beauty for you to listen to. Let's just chat casually today. It's not a speech, but a sharing. "

Li Fan talked about everything about Peking University, including his teachers, classmates, and roommates, as well as the beautiful campus scenery and colorful campus life.

The students in the audience were fascinated by what they heard, and they had a strong yearning for Peking University.

About 10 minutes later, Li Fan said: "Before going to college, every high school student is full of longing for college, as if it is heaven there. I want to tell you responsibly, college is indeed heaven!
Perhaps among the students present here, in most of their lives, only the four years of university are carefree.I hope you will be admitted to university soon and enjoy the happiest time in your life.

Okay, now, feel free to ask any questions you have. "

A student stood up and asked, "How are the girls in Peking University? Are they beautiful? Seniors, please answer seriously. Your answer determines whether I will be admitted to Peking University or not!"

Everyone laughed and turned to look for the questioner.

The classmate next to this junior curled his lips: "It's as if you can pass the exam."

Li Fan said: "There are indeed a lot of girls in Peking University. According to our statistics, girls account for 52%, and girls in Peking University School of Medicine account for 70%.

And they are all beautiful. If the girls from our school are admitted to Peking University, they will all be the goddesses of Peking University! "

Unlike the cheering girls in the audience, the boys were frowning. Does Li Fan mean that he is not pretty?
"If you are very interested in college girls, you can take the Second Foreign Language School, Language University, School of Fashion, Foreign Economics and Trade, Capital Normal School, etc., all of which can meet your needs. By the way, there is also China Women's University!"

(everyone laughs)
Li Fan continued: "Don't worry, boys are also recruited, but girls account for 99%!"

Another student stood up and said, "Senior, how do you feel about your morning study at Luoying Lake in Beijing University?"

"I haven't been there, I can't get up in the morning. But I have been there at night, and the feeling at night is that I tortured a bachelor to death."

……

After answering the students' questions, the next session began, where various bonuses were awarded to the students.

The school’s Li Fan scholarship project is composed of 100 million yuan contributed by Lehaha and Bubusheng Group respectively, plus 20 yuan donated by Li Fan, for a total of 220 million yuan.

This project is used for rewards and funding purposes.

According to the original intention of the school, it was intended for the award-winning students and poor students to go on stage to receive it together, but Li Fan thought it was inappropriate.

Li Fan has always felt that in various donation activities, letting the recipients go on stage to receive funding is a process that damages the self-esteem of the recipients.

Of course, the donor must have enjoyed the process, as it is both popular and well-known!

Before, Li Fan told the school leaders that it’s okay for the impoverished students to go on stage together to receive the subsidy. Anyway, if he is a poor student, he will feel very inferior when he goes on stage to receive the award.

Director: "That's okay, then let's read the names of the poor students on stage."

Li Fan shook his head: "I don't think it's good either, let's forget it."

So, at this time, the host came on stage and only said: "The Li Fan Award and scholarships have all been reviewed this year. In terms of scholarships, 62 poor students will receive funding, and 5 extremely poor students will receive special funding. The list will be issued later. to each class.

Below, we award scholarships!Gao Ruirui, a science experimental class in the third year of senior high school, has been among the best in all previous exams. His grades are extremely stable and outstanding, and he has performed extremely well in all aspects. Congratulations, you have won the Li Fante Scholarship, which will be awarded 8000 yuan at a time.

Gao Ruirui please come on stage. "

Li Fan glanced down the stage, and saw a girl in the front row stood up "swish", happily stepped onto the stage, and trotted to Li Fan's side.

Li Fan knew this girl, she was the one who quarreled with the big man during the book signing for Christmas.

Li Fan was taken aback, and said, "I know you, you are a senior in high school?!"

"Yes, senior!"

"How old are you?"

"17, don't look at me, I have a baby face, a child face!"

The word "Tong Yan" is often followed by two other words, and she obviously does not meet this requirement.

Li Fan picked up the red envelope from etiquette and handed it to her, "Okay, keep working hard, come on!"

After Li Fan awarded scholarships to 20 other students, today's trip to his alma mater is coming to an end.

The host said: "Li Fan, if you had a word for your juniors, what would you say?"

"I'll be waiting for you at Beijing University, see you soon!"

After Li Fan waved his hand to leave the stage, the last sentence made the juniors very excited, and they vowed to be admitted to a prestigious school like Jingda Chenhua, or even Harvard and Yale. Giving a speech, pouring chicken soup on the juniors, just think about it!
There must be at least 3% to [-]% of the students who have such strong thoughts, and then everyone will be enthusiastic for [-] minutes. Once the enthusiasm is over, they should do what they should do.

After leaving No. 19 Middle School, Li Fan took a taxi and went straight to the Radio and Television Center, preparing to participate in the rehearsal of the New Year's Eve party.

In the car, Zhang Xiaofei asked a sharp question, whether the bursary is useful or not.Because when she was studying, some poor students were not poor!
This question is sharp. In middle and high school, poor and extremely poor students don’t have much water, but in college, it’s full of water!

Not to mention the reasons, there are various factors such as gifts received by counselors and students cheating, and it is too simple to issue a poverty certificate.

Some counselors are relatively fair. Don’t you students cry poorly with me, and I can’t investigate. I’ll make a bowl of water equal, or the annual national bursary will be divided equally among all students, or the shift system. During the semester, you guys will be replaced in the next semester, and everyone will have a share in the university!
The above approach is relatively fair. Some school counselors do this, but they only harm students who really need it.But the counselor said it well, you are already an adult, you can’t do work-study?
This is much better than letting students with designer bags receive state scholarships.

Li Fan replied to Zhang Xiaofei: "My concept is relatively narrow, and I only want to do a bursary program in high school.

And when doing charity, I think there must be a limit, otherwise you will be sad, and don't expect the recipients to do anything to you, otherwise you will be even more sad. "

Zhang Xiaofei narrowed his eyes and said: "To put it bluntly, you can't think about life carefully, otherwise it will be full of troubles."

"correct!"

When Li Fan came to the radio and television center, it was already 8 o'clock in the evening.Stars gathered in each lounge, and there were bursts of laughter from time to time.

Li Fan called Gu Yating, but she said that the plane in the capital could not fly again, and she and Dong Cheng were staying at the airport pitifully at this time.

Li Fan is helpless, what should I do?I can't hold the air to sing at night, and talk to the air, can I?

The door of the lounge opened suddenly, and Angelady exclaimed in surprise: "Hey, great writer, fast forward, I'm waiting for you to sign me!"

"Long time no see, Miss A!" Li Fan walked into the lounge with a smile.

"Don't always call me Sister A, call me, I always feel like I'm an A in a trance." (She debuted by 'imitating' Angelagirl.)
Li Fan basically knows all the stars in the lounge, and they are all famous stars, but their age is generally a bit tall.

It is estimated that if too many little fresh meats and little flowers are invited, Jisen Satellite TV cannot afford it with its financial resources.

Qu Ying came over and patted Li Fan on the shoulder, and said excitedly: "Li Fan, you are amazing. The first day sales exceeded one million, which is five times the historical record. Everyone has been talking about you these two days. The data is so simple, we dare not even dream of it!"

Li Fan said: "Didn't I 'sneak away' for two months, I sold everything that should be sold in these two months!"

Dong Hao said: "You are too modest! When will you publish the next book? I bought this book, but I can't understand it at all. I will wait for your next book."

Qu Ying teased: "I'm telling you, don't wait, you won't be able to understand the next book, you won't be able to enter the world of our top students."

Dong Hao: "Well, I'm tired of logging, you-run me..."

Yang Xiyu asked curiously: "Where's Gu Yating? I searched for her, why didn't I see her?"

"It's still at the Beijing airport, I can't fly anymore, what a ghost!"

"Oh, Gu Yating and I will be participating in the same show at the beginning of next year, and we are planning to meet up, so how do you rehearse?"

"I can only watch your rehearsals. Let's do it alone during the day tomorrow. My two shows, my partners are all stomping at the international airport."

Qu Ying asked, "Two programs? What are they?"

Li Fan said: "There is a chorus of songs, and there is also a cross talk."

When everyone heard this, they were shocked and said:
"crosstalk?"

"I haven't seen cross talk on TV for seven or eight years."

"That's right. In the past few years, the JingTV Spring Festival Gala has no cross talk."

"Li Fan, okay, you are versatile, and you can also do cross talk?"

……

While everyone was talking, a voice suddenly came from the door: "What is cross talk?"

Everyone turned around and saw that it was a child about 10 years old.

How miserable!Li Fan felt desolate, and the survival of traditional folk art was imminent.

After chatting in the lounge for a while, a staff member walked in and said, "Teachers, prepare for the rehearsal!"

The rehearsal started soon, and Li Fan's two shows were scheduled for the prime time of the party, because Gu Yating and Dong Cheng didn't come, so they had to wait until tomorrow day for the rehearsal alone.

Li Fan stood beside the director, looking at the stars who were rehearsing on the stage, he kept muttering in his heart.

The cross talk show is simple, a job for two people.But Li Fan and Gu Yating are singing and dancing, and they need to reach a tacit cooperation with the dance team.

As for the effect of the program, there is no need to worry about the songs. Although Gu Yating's singing is average, her psychological quality is surprisingly good.Now I am worried about whether this cross talk will be loved by the audience.

"Li Fan, can you sign an autograph for me?" a dancer asked expectantly.

Sign again?
Li Fan is about to cry, he is most afraid of the word "signature" now, if he is in a hurry, he will not be ashamed to go back and make a seal, how quickly can he save time and effort by pressing "papa"?

The point is, he can only think about it, but he still needs a face!

(End of this chapter)