The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 289 Sky-high Price Paper Fan
Flying to Jiangsu Province and landing in Suzhou City, when Li Fan drove to Xiujing Street, he opened his mobile phone Weibo, and after seeing it, he knew that he had caused trouble.

His microblog of paying tribute to the police comrades caused some trouble, and some discordant voices appeared under the microblog.

"You can only call the police 24 hours after a missing person is missing. Why do you call the police immediately after your sister disappeared for less than 8 hours?"

"You are a privileged class!"

"The distribution of social resources is unfair!"

……

Some netizens also gave explanations, saying that the missing persons were children under the age of ten and could report the case at any time without time restrictions.Some netizens were unhappy and jumped out directly to say:

"How many people do you count!"

"It's just not fair."

……

Li Fan's scalp tingled. This Weibo has brought criticism to others. This is too bad, so he quickly deleted it.

After deleting it, he thought about it, well, the privileged class should be the privileged class, although they are separated from the masses of the people, they are not bad!You say that I enjoy a lot of convenience, but we also pay a lot of taxes.

"The Most Powerful Brain" was recorded in Nanjing, but he came to Suzhou specifically to buy some traditional handicrafts.

Nanjing and Suzhou are very close to each other, and it takes about an hour to take the high-speed rail. There is plenty of time to go tomorrow, and at this time Jia Yun has been waiting for him in Suzhou for a long time.

Xiujing Street, a famous gathering place for handicraft shops in Suzhou City, is also a tourist attraction. Although it is already past 9 o'clock in the evening, this street is still brightly lit, full of tourists, and the antique buildings on both sides of the street are painted gold Silver, carved beams and painted pillars, quite like the prosperous place in ancient times.

As soon as Li Fan got out of the car, he saw Jia Yun walking towards him lightly, "You boy, I have been waiting for you for several hours, let's have some food first, and then go shopping with you."

"Why don't we go shopping first and then eat? Don't let people close the door later."

"Don't worry, the store on Xiujing Street will not close before 12 o'clock."

The two found a special restaurant, and then ordered the world-famous Suzhou specialty, Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs, and the two began to feast on it.

"In September, I eat female crabs, which are full of yellow and thick flesh. In October, I eat male crabs, which are creamy and firm. This National Day holiday is the golden time to eat crabs!" Jia Yun looks embarrassed, but her face is full of happiness.

"It's so expensive!" Li Fan twitched his lips, "And it was fried locally. In fact, it was not expensive at all. It was really cheap in the Republic of China. In the 50s, it was only 4 cents a catty. At that time, rice 1 cent is sixty-seven, and pork is more than seven cents. Until the 80s, in order to increase GDP and develop the economy, all kinds of policies, propaganda and mobilization began, and the price also soared all the way. Let’s eat it, we can finally eat it The real Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs have arrived."

The two of them ate until their bellies were full, and Jia Yun suddenly let out a sigh.

Li Fan wiped his mouth and asked, "Sister Yun, what's wrong?"

"Time is merciless, and your appearance ages easily!"

"Well, it seems that this is Sichun."

Jia Yun rolled his eyes at him, "Nonsense!"

"It's nonsense," Li Fan corrected his mistake, "Sichun is not suitable for you, you are a bit too old for your age."

boom!
Li Fan felt a pain in his instep, and he grinned and said, "Sister, you are wearing high heels!"

Jia Yun looked at him with her chin up, and said, "Xiaofan, is there any suitable candidate to introduce to my sister? I just need to close my eyes, and I don't want to choose."

Li Fan frowned and thought for a while: "How about Wang Mu? He needs to be good-looking and famous, and he's a very nice person."

Jia Yun shook her head: "Noodle boy! Not masculine."

"Well, Zheng Qiuyang is just a champion in weightlifting, with a clean and jerk of 160 kg!"

"Too short, uneducated, there is a generation gap, and I can't communicate! You don't need celebrities, you can be ordinary people."

Li Fan nodded, thought for a moment, and said, "Do you still remember Ximen bragging? How is he? He is masculine, tall, educated, and very interesting—"

Jia Yun interrupted: "No, no, no, all he thinks about is women, all kinds of women."

"What exactly do you want?"

"Closing eyes is all it takes, sister doesn't pick!"

Li Fan sweated, "Haha, you deserve to be left behind."

After eating, Li Fan followed Jia Yun into a shop called "Yong Rong Gui Fu". As soon as he entered the shop, Li Fan was fascinated by the various Su fans in the shop.

Su fans, produced in Suzhou, began in the Southern Song Dynasty and were produced by famous artists in the Yuan and Ming dynasties.At this time, there were many tourists screening in the store on the first floor, and the clerk took the two to the second floor, where the boss was already waiting for them.

The boss is a woman in her early 30s, wearing a well-tailored cheongsam, and she speaks softly, "Look at tea."

Li Fan was not in the mood to drink tea either, so he wandered around the collection of Su fans in the room. The folding fans, sandalwood fans, and silk palace fans on the shelves were of different styles, but they were all expensive products, all from the hands of masters.

Li Fan was quickly attracted by an imitation illumined gold fan of the Ming Dynasty, but he saw that the fan was full of paper flowers, the density and concentration of gold were different, and the pattern seemed natural, and the gold leaf on the illumined gold fan did not float on rice paper On the surface, but with the fans, they are connected by flesh and blood.

He pointed to the glass cabinet and said, "How much is this one?"

"This is the treasure of our store. It is the most proud work of Mr. Long, the successor of the Su fan. The price is 18."

"Can I see it?"

"Please wait!"

The boss took out the key, unlocked the glass cabinet, took out the expensive folding fan, and handed it to Li Fan.

Li Fan gently held it in his hand and admired it for a moment, and couldn't help but be overwhelmed by the exquisite craftsmanship.

The boss said: "It takes at least 8 years to make a high-grade folding fan, which is very time-consuming. If you shake it violently, you will find that the fan moves but the wind does not come. And you only need to grasp the fan bone with your fingertips. , Gently swaying, the cool breeze will reach your cheeks, which is labor-saving and elegant, which is very suitable for your identity."

The fan is really a good fan, but it is a bit expensive. Of course, the unique works of top craftsmen cannot be measured by price, but Li Fan still feels a little bit distressed about money.

Carefully returning the fan, Li Fan admired other paper fans indoors, but his mind was still hesitating on the lacquer fan just now. It is a good thing, but isn't it a bit too extravagant?I can't be cruel, but my heart is still itchy!

"How about this fan, isn't it beautiful?" Jia Yun pressed a top-quality silk palace fan to her chest and asked with a cunning smile.

Li Fan nodded, "Yun Xiang's clothes are beautiful, and the spring breeze is blowing through Revlon. Beautiful, all beautiful."

"Hey, this is so sweet! I bought it!"

thump, thump, Jia Yun took the fan to pay.

"Ms. Jia, 88888, credit card?"

"Swipe your card!"

Li Fan shook his head, this woman is such a prodigal, much more chic than himself, he turned his head and said, "Sister Yun, help me choose one for Gu Yating."

"Oh? You have changed so much, you think about Xiaoting all the time."

"Nonsense, I can't think about you, can I? Your brother has a family."

Jia Yun said solemnly: "You really have to think about me. You have to take my affairs to heart. I'm still waiting for you to introduce me to my boyfriend."

Li Fan scratched his head, "Uh, I also know someone who is a good match for you."

"Who?"

"My master, Wang Yongfa, loves fantasy just like you!"

As soon as the words were finished, two guests walked into the room, a man and a woman, who looked like tourists at first glance.

The woman was quickly attracted by the lacquered gold fan. She pulled her boyfriend and said, "This fan is so beautiful. If we buy it to honor my father, my father will be very happy. If you are not sure, I will see you." This tortoise is a grandson!"

The boyfriend bared his teeth and smiled, "It's not bad, tsk tsk."

The girlfriend analyzed: "Look, "Spring River Flower and Moonlight Night", my father's name is Zhang Chunjiang, the name is closed, and the old man likes to recite poems and fight against each other. I especially like this poem, absolutely!"

Li Fan panicked when he heard this, and quickly walked to the cash register opposite, took out his wallet and said, "Pay, swipe your card!"

The clerk froze for a moment, "Which one do you want?"

Li Fan raised his eyebrows at the back of the couple at the opposite door, blinked, and motioned to the clerk.

However, no one can see your facial expressions through sunglasses and masks.

The clerk smiled faintly: "Mr. Li, which one do you want?"

Li Fan's voice was extremely low, catching up with the thief, "The lacquered gold fan of "Spring River Flower and Moon Night", hurry up and collect the bill."

The clerk nodded, and as soon as he took out the POS machine, he heard a woman's voice from the opposite door, "Shop clerk, open the glass door, let's take a look at this "Spring River Flower and Moonlight Night"."

The clerk raised his head and said, "Excuse me, ma'am, this gentleman has to pay."

"Ah?" The woman ran over quickly and said, "Brother, can you give it to us?"

Li Fan shook his head and said apologetically, "I really like it!"

"If you choose something else, there may be something you like more!"

Li Fan shook his head again, "Sister, it's really gone."

At this time, my boyfriend also came over, and he said: "Little brother, you just like it, but this is related to our happiness in the rest of our lives. It is very difficult to find a satisfactory gift for my father-in-law, especially educated people are very picky. You Pick another one and do Big Brother a favor."

Li Fan said helplessly: "It really won't work, I'm sorry."

The woman said proudly: "Well, brother, you can pick another one from this store, and my sister will give it to you, and let this one be given to us. It's all over, right?"

"I looked around and I like this one."

"You man," the woman frowned, a little anxious, opened the wallet and said, "How much is it, I will pay."

Li Fan threw the card over, "Swipe my card! Sister, there must be a first come, first come, right?"

"Who saw you coming first? Huh?"

Li Fan's face darkened (they couldn't see whether it was Shen or not), and said coldly: "You have to be reasonable, right?"

The woman put her hips on her hips and said, "You have to talk about the world, right? Just a broken fan? It's nothing to you, but it's very important to us."

Li Fan was amused, "What kind of worldly experience do you have with me?"

If he had been unknown, Li Fan might have hurt her to death, and asked her 100% "What kind of worldly relationship do I have with you? Did I sleep with you or were you slept with?", but he is a celebrity, so he can't talk like that.

"You!" The woman blushed and pointed at him, choking too hard to say a word.

Jia Yun, who was smiling on the side, finally spoke. She picked up the credit card on the table, pulled Li Fan and said, "Let's give it to these two friends!"

"what?"

"It looks like she is going to get married. This is a happy event for her. Let's pick and choose."

"what?"

Seeing this, the man smiled and said, "This lady is still open-minded. How much does it cost?"

The clerk said: "18 yuan!"

The man was dumbfounded for a moment, dumbfounded, and a thin layer of sweat appeared on his forehead.

At this moment, the woman suddenly covered her forehead, "I'm so pissed off, this kid is so pissed off to me, husband, my heart hurts."

The man quickly supported his girlfriend and said, "Calm down, let's go downstairs and give you medicine."

After finishing speaking, the man hurriedly walked towards the stairs with his girlfriend supported.

"Sir, do you still want to buy this fan?"

"Buy it and wait for me. Please wait for me. My wallet is in the car downstairs."

Boom, footsteps quickly disappeared.

Jia Yun smiled and said, "Pay the bill, what are you waiting for?"

Li Fan shook his head, "Didn't you agree to give it up to others?"

"Don't worry, he won't come back to buy."

Li Fan frowned and said, "Are you so sure?"

The clerk smiled and said, "It's impossible to park downstairs. We don't allow vehicles to enter and exit Xiujing Street."

Oh, this is escape!

Li Fan successfully accepted this "Spring River Flowers and Moonlight Night" and was very excited. He went downstairs and bought two more blank paper fans.

The paper fans downstairs are not so expensive, they are for ordinary consumers, and Li Fan's two are only around 2000.

After accepting the two fans, the boss upstairs prepared pens, ink, paper and inkstones. Several people gathered around Li Fan, but they saw him pick up the brush, soak it in ink, and write three big characters with a brush.

Look at this font first, it is written like the mighty and unstoppable water of the Yellow River, and like a vigorous eagle flapping its wings to fight against the sky, it is vigorous, free and easy, vigorous and unrestrained, very beautiful.

Looking at this content again, just...three words are: Am I handsome?
Everyone fainted immediately when they saw this.

After the ink was dry, he turned over the paper fan, and Li Fan inscribed four big characters: Quickly say I'm handsome!

Everyone was dizzy again.

Li Fan explained embarrassingly, "This is the stalk that I will use in my show in the future, and you all know it in advance, haha. This is not my intention, really not my intention!"

Jia Yun curled her lips and raised her eyelids, "Hehe!"

After leaving Xiujing Street and returning to the hotel, Li Fan held the lacquer fan carefully for half an hour and couldn't put it down. This traditional handicraft is really amazing.

However, the inheritance of these handicrafts is also a big problem. Today's embroiderers are all older, and the younger generation is less interested in learning. This craft is accumulated through a lot of time and experience, and it is too slow to become successful.

Li Fan decided that if he had more time, he would visit these folk masters and see if there were any treasures in the bottom of the box.

The next morning, when taking the high-speed train to Nanjing City, Li Fan was still thinking about the amount of 18, but Jia Yun laughed at him for not being able to understand the essence of things, saying that he did not call it spending money, but called it money. make money.

Li Fan didn't understand, and asked her why, Jia Yun smiled and said: "You only need to write your name on the fan, and since you are developing normally now, after you return to the West, this will be a historical relic, a descendant of Zequite! "

Li Fan gave her a blank look, but he felt that it made sense, that is, can he appreciate it after returning to the West?
After getting off the high-speed rail, there were already staff members from the "Most Powerful Brain" column group waiting for them. When the female assistant saw Li Fan, her eyes were full of Blingbling little stars, especially Li Fan was still clutching Holding a paper fan, the scholarly spirit is like bursts of spring breeze blowing on the face, so temperamental.

While the female assistant was introducing the rules of the program to Li Fan and committing a nympho, she suddenly saw Li Fan slamming the paper fan away, and three beautiful characters appeared on it: Am I handsome?

The female assistant chuckled, and she glanced at the serious-looking Li Fan, never expecting that this handsome guy actually had a beating and funny heart hidden under his curly bookish anger.

At this time, Li Fan suddenly turned his fan, and on the other side were four words: Quickly say that I am handsome!

Everyone said in unison: "You are handsome!"

Li Fan knew it well, this burden can be shaken on the stage.

(End of this chapter)