The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 288
Absolutely not!

One sentence expresses Li Fan's most basic persistence, or the bottom line that a literati should have.

Li Fan is not pedantic, he is not high-spirited, he has a strong grassroots complex, if you let him act cute on stage, or play tricks on variety shows to amuse everyone, he will never tire of it and let it go.However, when it comes to this kind of principled issue, there is no need to discuss it.

Inserting photos of oneself in academic research books, is this selling knowledge or selling face?If I really do this, no matter how despised by the academic world or how hotly discussed by all walks of life, even if he is here, Li Fan can't afford to lose this person at all!
Just imagine, countless ignorant girls hold Li Fan's book and don't read the content but only look at the photos, drooling and fantasizing while reading, this situation is unreasonable!

Li Fan glanced at President Zhang, doubts arose in his heart, is this publishing house legitimate?Or what happened to this publishing house?Or what happened to the relevant leaders?I actually thought of inserting a large number of photos of the author in academic works, but I can't understand it. If it is a daily work such as prose or essay, it is understandable and normal to insert photos, but this is a serious academic work!
There is no need to explain why Spring City Publishing House has such an outrageous idea. In short, President Zhang used his three-inch tongue and various "skills" without prying Li Fan in the slightest.

An hour later, Li Fan sent off President Zhang and his party with the sentence "Inserting photos is absolutely not allowed".

Before leaving, President Zhang said, "Xiaofan, let's talk later!"

Li Fan didn't chat with them anymore, and directly pushed it to Sister Jiang, so he didn't have time to play tricks with them.

Although Li's father has no culture, he also understands that his son was very talented just now. Look at this son, he has educated him so well!
……

The sky is getting late, the night is getting cooler, and the lights are beginning to come on.

Li Fan was sweating profusely while playing with his sister, and then asked, "Are you hungry? Do you want something delicious?"

"miss you!"

"I'll take you out to buy snacks, don't tell mom."

Jelly nodded happily.

Leaving home with the jelly in his arms, he drove to the nearby Yating supermarket chain. After entering the supermarket, the little jelly shuttled non-stop among the shelves, and his two little feet seemed to be on hot wheels. He couldn't keep up, so he had to push the cart to follow closely. Soon, the entire shopping cart was full.

Li Fan grabbed the little jelly and said, "Stop! Now you can eat whatever you want from this cart of snacks, but you can only choose a few bags of them, and you must finish them. When you are full, we have to send the rest back. "

Jelly opened her small arms and hugged the car, "I want it all!"

"If you can't take it home, that's the key."

"Huh?" Jelly sniffed, looking at the mouth-watering food, and wanted to cry.

Li Fan made a serious face and said, "Hold it, if you start crying, I will send them all back now. Pick them up as soon as possible. I am going to get off work, and you won't be able to eat even if you want to after get off work."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a "sting" sound, and the seal of the bag of French fries was opened, followed by a crunching sound... This sound was not much slower than a mouse gnawing corn.

There was a burst of laughter among the onlookers.

"Children, they just love to eat!"

"This little girl is so cute!"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, don't choke."

……

Li Fan said to the manager beside him, "I'm sorry to cause you trouble."

"You are too polite, don't bother."

"When we leave in a while, take the packaging bag and go to the cashier to check out."

The manager shook his head, "No need, Mr. Gu said he will give you free bills."

"Little Mr. Gu?" Li Fan said immediately after hearing this, "Sister, eat more! Your brother paid for this with half his life!"

The manager and the waiter thought to themselves, what happened to our eldest lady?

After a while, the little jelly was so full that he burped. Afraid of spoiling his sister, Li Fan quickly pulled the jelly away and said, "You're full, let's go, go home."

After belching again, Jelly said, "No! Not yet!"

Seeing Li Fan's signal, the shopping guide hurriedly pushed away the shopping cart, and Jelly ran after her with two legs, and followed the shopping guide's buttocks, grinning and crying loudly: "Auntie, I'm not full! Auntie, please Please, I'm not full!"

The shopping guide raised his finger and gave a "shush" sound, and said, "Shh, I'll hide the snacks for you, and I'll push them out for you when you come back next time. It's a secret, shhh!"

Jelly wiped the corners of his eyes with the back of his hand, then raised his fingers and whispered, "Shh!"

……

Li Fan can only stay at home for one day, but he is not idle this night at home.

As soon as he got home in the evening, he turned on his computer, had a video connection with Dong Cheng, researched about participating in "The Inheritor", and asked about Mr. Dong's physical condition.

Now Dong Cheng has been completely "surrendered" by Li Fan, and he is in that kind of sincere admiration.

During the one or two days when he joined the Quyi Club, Dong Cheng still showed arrogance from time to time. He was still in a state of dissatisfaction with Li Fan, and Li Fan didn't care about him, and I often ask Dong Cheng for advice.

Every time at this time, Dong Cheng is very proud, but he knows everything without saying anything.Look, we are from a famous family after all, you still have a lot of problems with Li Fan's inheritance, although you have some works that are scattered among the people!

But every time he was surprised to find that Li Fan's ability to learn and imitate is too strong, and with a little guidance from himself, others can learn everything. This brain is too simple.

In just a few days, he witnessed Li Fan taking a big step from a quasi-professional to a professional field, and even so, Li Fan still pulled him to ask various questions from time to time, asked for advice humbly, and worked tirelessly.

After more private contacts and a deeper understanding of Li Fan, Dong Cheng was convinced. He also understood how Li Fan became famous and how he could have such attainments in Chinese studies.

In particular, from time to time, Li Fan would say a short piece of Guankou that he had never heard before, or occasionally a few lines of Kunqu opera, or even Peking opera. At this time, Dong Chengcheng was stunned. Dare he be all-rounder? !
Let's just talk about the show that will be on the stage of "The Inheritor" in a few days. This once again shocked Dong Cheng, not to mention that he has never heard of it, even his grandfather has never heard of it!
The video connection with Dong Cheng and Mr. Dong did not end until 12 o'clock in the middle of the night.After turning off the computer, Li Fan was still very energetic. When he opened the document and was about to write something, QQ suddenly rang, and a stranger wanted to add him.

Li Fan never added strangers, but when he saw that the other party's message was from Jisen Publishing House, Li Fan immediately understood.

In addition to QQ, there was a message sent over there impatiently.

"Hello, Li Fan, I'm the editor-in-chief of Jisen Publishing House. We have a very strong interest in publishing your works. May I ask, do you sell the copyright?"

Li Fan said: "Sell, please tell me specifically."

"Can we meet tomorrow for a detailed discussion?"

"For the specific details, please talk to my agent, because I'm leaving tomorrow. Please give me a general introduction first, so I can get a little understanding."

"The royalties we give you are the royalties of the top writers in Huaguo, 15%...Compared with other publishing houses in the province, our advantage is very obvious. We are a provincial publishing house, the largest publishing house in the three northeastern provinces."

Li Fan said: "I just have a question, should I insert photos into the book?"

"How is it possible? This is a purely academic work. Wouldn't it be nondescript to intersperse personal photos in the book?"

Li Fan nodded, and thought to himself: It has to be a big publishing house, with a bit of integrity.

After Li Fan sent Sister Jiang's phone number to the other party, he retreated behind the scenes, leaving the details to Sister Jiang, and waiting for the release of the new book in the future.

After another two hours of typing in front of the computer, Li Fan lay on the bed and fell into a deep sleep. The next day he woke up early, bought some gifts, and planned to visit his alma mater to visit his teachers.

On September 9th, the autumn wind in the spring city was bleak, and it was a bit chilly. There are still 30 days to go before the heating in the whole province. During this golden week, you basically have to wear a coat. Many people will even wear line pants, like Li Fan’s age. People basically don't like to wear clothes, but their parents don't agree, Li Ma directly put them on Li Fan.

Li Fan got out of the car, zipped up his jacket, and then walked into the teaching building with a gift. The classroom was filled with the sound of reading, and Li Fan couldn't help recalling the youthful time, as if it was the next day.

Arriving outside the classroom door of Class 8, Senior One, Li Fan quietly watched Teacher Xiaoling recite "Farewell to Cambridge" affectionately on the podium through the window.

"Gently I go,
as I came gently;
I waved softly,

Farewell to the clouds of the western sky.

The golden willows on the river bank,

the bride in the sunset;
......"

Hearing this all-too-familiar voice, walking to this all-too-familiar classroom, all the memories of the past flooded into Li Fan's mind in an instant. Slowly grow up, grow old, and walk slowly on the axis of time.

Youth is easy to grow old, flowing water is ruthless!
When Li Fan was sighing secretly about life, the poetry in the classroom stopped, and at the same time some excited heads appeared in the window.

Creak, the door opens.

Teacher Xiaoling happily said: "Hey, didn't I tell you to wait for me in the office, treat you to dinner!"

"It's too late, I'm in a hurry to leave!"

"Oh? So busy?" Teacher Xiaoling turned to the students in the classroom and said, "You should go to self-study for this class first, and I will make up for you when you come back from the November holiday!"

The two hadn't walked a few steps, and a bunch of heads had already appeared at the door of the classroom.

"Our school legend!"

"It's so handsome! Oh my god!"

"No, I have to go home today after the [-]th holiday, I have to brag with my father!"

……

Teacher Xiaoling wanted to invite Li Fan to a big meal. Li Fan summed up her wallet and thought to forget it. If she wanted to kill Teacher Xiaoling, she couldn't kill Teacher Xiaoling. She had no money, so he had to go to Lao Chen himself.

Lao Chen is amazing now. In addition to having just won the honor of the provincial outstanding teacher, his physics teaching course has also become a provincial-level excellent teaching course. Someone videotaped the whole course every day in class, and his status suddenly changed.

If you want to slaughter it, you have to be slaughtered by "Chen Landlord". Unfortunately, he is not at school due to business, so Li Fan dragged Teacher Xiaoling to the cafeteria, ordering to eat shredded potato fried rice.

When Li Fan returned to Beijing University this time, he only planned to visit a few teachers in his own class, and the leaders of other schools took care of it. As a result, after meeting with a few more teachers in the afternoon, the principal rushed over after hearing the news. He pulled into the office to discuss something important.

There was nothing urgent about it, the main thing was to let Li Fan give a speech in the whole school, talk about the study and life of Peking University, and the academic research results, of course, mainly talk about Peking University, and pour a few cups of chicken soup for the students.

Li Fan really didn't have time, so he had to reschedule and make an appointment during the winter vacation.During the university's winter vacation, the students of No. 19 Middle School were still in class, so it didn't matter if Li Fan came back to Spring City to give a speech.

After walking out of No. 19 Middle School, he was about to take a taxi to the airport, but suddenly his cell phone rang.On the phone, Li's mother's voice was very impatient, "Xiaofan, is Xiaoshu with you?"

"No ah!"

"It's broken, your sister is lost!"

Li Fan's head buzzed, and his heart suddenly twisted. He was suddenly at a loss. He was already in a semi-conscious state. He said anxiously: "Where did you get lost? Have you called the police? Have you asked anyone?"

What did he say in detail, he was in a daze. Seeing a vehicle speeding up beside him, he suddenly stopped in the middle of the road and stopped him in the street.

The car creaked, the car stopped, and the driver yelled: "You fucking stinker, don't kill yourself? Now you guys are very professional, and you wear masks and sunglasses, and you have strong anti-reconnaissance capabilities. Hey, don't knock on my car window." , who are you, you want to get in my car, get out of here!"

When Li Fan took off his sunglasses, the driver was taken aback for a moment, then quickly opened the car door, hey, Li Fan is in my car?
"Li Fan, where are you going?"

"My house! Come on, my house!!"

The driver was sweating profusely, "Where is your home?"

"Do you know Spring City Wholesale? Go to the side entrance of Spring City Wholesale!"

"What's the matter, why are you so pale, don't shake, what's the matter?"

"My sister is lost!" Li Fan said with tears in his eyes.

"Oh, call the police, how long has it been?"

"Some people said that they went south this morning and haven't seen her since. It will be dark."

"Then it's useless to call the police. The time is too short, so we won't call the police." The driver comforted after thinking of this, "It's okay, your sister is so recognizable, who doesn't know it's your Li Fan's sister? No one dares to move!"

"Really? What if, brother, hurry up, hurry up!"

The driver brother thought of an idea, and said: "Why don't you ask on Weibo, saying that your sister is lost, ask who saw it, you, a super big V with more than 2000 million fans, just a Weibo Your sister has been found."

yes!Li Fan slapped himself fiercely, why didn't he think of such a simple method?
The driver brother thought to himself, this is completely confused.

As soon as Li Fan posted on Weibo, all the fans became excited in an instant. Needless to say, there were words of concern. Countless fans in Spring City had already organized themselves and were ready to help go out and search for him.

Just one minute after this Weibo was posted, the car stopped on the side of the road, but I saw that Li’s father and Li’s mother were surrounded by a large group of police officers and were being questioned at the scene.

He quickly ran out of the car, and when Li Fan just came to Officer Mao, his cell phone rang, and it was Gu Yating.

With trembling hands, he quickly connected, "What's the matter? Tell me quickly!"

"My sister is in our store, let me tell you."

"what?"

"The manager of the Spring City branch just called me and said that in our store, many people @ you on Weibo. Didn't you pay attention?"

Li Fan felt relieved, and opened Weibo, and sure enough, a short video of his sister running between the shelves was posted on the Weibo of the Yating supermarket chain.

Seeing this, Mama Li's hair was about to burn, "Little kid, I'll smash your ass when I see you!"

Father Li and Li Fan hurriedly apologized to the police comrades. Afterwards, Li Fan suggested, "How about we take a photo together?"

After everyone took a group photo, Li Fan posted a Weibo post to sincerely thank the police comrades for their help, and then the family hurried to the Yating supermarket chain.

When they came to the manager's office, Jelly was sitting among the table full of snacks, sucking her fingers.

Mama Li was so angry that she went over to pick up the jelly, licked her buttocks and shaved it, "Tell you to run around, tell you to run around! If you only know how to eat, if you know how to eat every day, you will not be able to study hard and work hard for the five modernizations of the motherland." Don’t you know how to study for the rise of China?”

Everyone couldn't help laughing while saving the jelly. How could a 3-year-old doll know this?Do you think 13 years old?

Li's mother patted her buttocks and educated: "Don't you know that eating small foods is not good for your health?"

Jelly burst into tears, "I know, woo woo woo."

"Then you still eat?"

"good to eat!"

"Papa" slapped several times in succession, "Is it okay to eat?"

"Woooooo... delicious!"

Li's mother slapped her buttocks and said, "It doesn't cost money to eat other people's food!"

"It doesn't cost money!"

The manager went over to grab the jelly, and said with a smile, "It really doesn't cost money, free of charge!"

Li Ma said angrily: "Then rummaging around in other supermarkets is not annoying?"

"It's not annoying, Auntie hid it yesterday!"

The shopping guide chuckled: "I hid it."

Jelly began to ask for help from his brother: "Brother, save me!"

Li Fan bowed his head and quietly exited the office.

"Dad, save me!"

Father Li hesitated to speak and quietly withdrew.

Jelly was desperate, "Help!"

Li Ma raised her palm and gave another "slap", "Are you still walking around in a mess?"

"Don't wander around."

"Where are you going to tell your parents?"

"with!"

Mama Li was satisfied, and asked again: "Is the snack delicious?"

"good to eat!"

"Say one more word?"

"It's delicious! The teacher said you can't lie!"

"Hey!"

……

Outside the office, Li Fan asked the clerk curiously, "When did my sister come to our store?"

"It's here in the morning. This happened because our store leaders didn't communicate well. They all thought they had informed you. I'm sorry."

"What's wrong with you? We made you mess up."

"Really not. Our manager Hu led the little girl to play for a whole day, and all the menopausal problems were cured."

After a while, the crying in the room stopped. Li Fan walked into the room and started a new round of education on jelly. He picked up his mobile phone, Baidu pictures, and said, "What is this?"

Jelly wiped her nose, "Little Pig!"

"If you continue to eat like this, you will become like a little pig, isn't it so fat and ugly?"

"Brother, you're so cute!"

"..."

(End of this chapter)