The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 275
On the stage, Li Fan took off his sleeves and continued his cross talk performance.

"When we talk about my girlfriend's family, we must first start with her grandfather. In Hong Kong films, in the late 60s and early 70s, there was a famous supporting role named Song Yuanming. You have seen the classic old film "Hong Kong Those who read "City Wind and Cloud" should have an impression of that brother Li who pulls a rickshaw, that is Gu Yating's grandfather."

Gu Yating: "Yes, that's right."

"In the beginning, the old man also started as a walk-on. Like the famous international Kung Fu superstar 'International Dragon', if a newcomer wants to be famous, you have to start from the bottom. He also played a lot of passers-by in the early days. When the protagonist shoots, Da da da, the old man followed the others to lie on the ground with a 'bang' sound, the protagonist drew his sword, swish, the old man did a beautiful side somersault, lay on the ground and struggled for a while, then hung up again. This happened repeatedly in the early stage A character without even a single line."

"Who said there is no such thing? There is also an 'Ah!'!"

Li Fan smiled and said: "Okay. It's not easy when a star starts to work hard. They all come step by step. Three years have passed in a blink of an eye. I'm already 22 years old, and I've reached the age of marriage, so I married my first girlfriend, Tang Qing, a well-known lady at the time—"

"Wait a minute," Gu Yating quickly grabbed Li Fan, and said, "My grandma's name is not Tang Qing."

"Huh? Grandpa's name is Song Yuanming, isn't grandma's name Tang Qing? Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing!"

"Don't talk nonsense, grandma's name is Tang Fu."

Li Fan suddenly realized, "Oh, what about Tang Fu? Then let's call her Tang Fu if we can't help it."

"What is reluctance, it's what it is!"

"Okay, I'll listen to you. As for my grandma, her family is rich and powerful, and she is one of the top ten richest people in Hong Kong. Think about it, students, how much pressure does it have for a man from a poor family to marry a daughter of a rich family? Especially, especially My acting career has not improved yet. I have only acted corpses for three years, which is embarrassing.

For example, someone asked his father-in-law, 'Where is your son-in-law? ', the old man said, 'showbiz! ''Showbiz?Big star, what movie did you make?Whatever role, we also look up and look up! 'Students, how do you tell the rich man to tell others that his son-in-law is playing a dead body by playing tricks?

Grandpa also felt bad, especially when the eldest daughter was born, the old man became even more anxious about his career.

Let me briefly introduce, the old man has three daughters, the third daughter, Song Ying, is sitting in the guest seat. Hello, auntie. "

After waving with Song Ying and saying hello, Li Fan said again: "The second daughter is Gu Yating's mother, a well-known beauty on the calendar, and the eldest daughter is currently doing business in Singapore and is a successful businessman, but at first, the eldest daughter was also She was in the entertainment industry, and she appeared on TV screens just after she was born. The doll on the famous Gangyuan milk powder trademark at that time was the eldest daughter.

The eldest daughter was born, and because she was extremely beautiful and came from a wealthy family, she soon became famous in the entertainment industry. She was only 1 year old and starred in "Baby Project". Moreover, the starring role, the whole movie is Supported by this cute doll. "

Gu Yating nodded: "Auntie is really beautiful!"

Li Fan: "In the whole family, the father-in-law is a rich man, his wife is an artist, and his daughter is a famous child star. Even his daughter's salary is countless times that of him. On the set, people say that grandpa is Song Jia's father. In life, Everyone said that grandpa was Tang Zhongji's son-in-law and Tang Fu's husband. Grandpa was put on the hat of eating soft food. It was uncomfortable.

Someone teased grandpa, saying that you will never have to worry about eating and drinking in your life, but grandpa sighed and said, "I'm also the old man at the top, and the young at the bottom"! '"

The burden is ringing again!

Well, "there are old people on the top, and young people on the bottom", which directly made the students on the scene laugh.

Song Ying was so happy that she covered her face and laughed, and her father's long-sentimental look suddenly appeared in front of her eyes.

Li Fan ordered the table, "Students, the old man is also a man. If he can't think about it, he must take off the hat of "soft rice man" as soon as possible, so he worked hard on his acting skills, and secretly swore that even if he played a The dead must also be the one with the best acting skills among the dead!

There is a saying that goes well, one has to endure hardships to become a master, and by chance, the old man finally ushered in the opportunity to stand up for himself.

It is said that one day, the famous director Li An just shouted "Ka" and suddenly found among the extras lying on the ground, a young man with an upright face and handsome features, who played this "dead body" very beautifully. "

Gu Yating glanced, "Can a dead person still be beautiful?"

"Then look, it's art. Director Li An seemed to have discovered a treasure. He called the old man to his side and said: 'Young man, your acting skills are very outstanding and your character portrayal is very good. Use one word to describe it. What word should you use?' Well, let me think about it!'"

Gu Yating smiled and said, "This director probably has no culture."

"It's quite literate. The director held back for a long time and came up with an idiom, 'Young man, your acting skills are to such an extent that you can play dead people. To use an idiom is," Li Fan knocked on the head, "Three points into the earth"! "

This burden completely ignited the enthusiasm of the audience. Applause and laughter came together, completely interrupting the performance on the stage.

"puff!"

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, 'Three points in the ground', what a three-pointer in the ground!"

"The image is appropriate, what a stalk!"

"Okay, well said!"

……

Gu Yating spread her hands and said: "This is nonsense. If you had been playing the role of a corpse for three years, you would still be able to play the role of a corpse! Besides, is this an idiom?"

Li Fan said: "It doesn't matter whether it is an idiom or not. It mainly fully clarifies the perfection of the old man's portrayal of an unremarkable character. It is said that after the old man was discovered by director Li An, he finally ushered in a turning point in his career and successfully starred in many roles." In the late 60s and early 70s, the old man was not a big star, but the audience knew him well, and he was the first actor in a Hong Kong film to be called a "golden supporting role."

Gu Yating said: "Well, indeed, as a golden supporting role, within 5 years, she has appeared in 135 film and television dramas."

Li Fan: "But the old man's ambitions don't stop there. He plans to transform and make money! But what can he do? The old man gives his final shot and plans to open a private radio station in the UK!"

"why?"

"First of all, grandma Tang Qing is an artist—"

"Tang Fu!!"

"Grandmother Tang Fu is an artist, has an artist circle, and has no problem with resources. Secondly, at that time, European and American countries were very strange and far away from our Chinese culture, and some people were more interested in it. This is a selling point. , can make money and promote Chinese culture, wouldn’t it be the best of both worlds?”

Gu Yating nodded, "Well, it makes sense."

Li Fandao: "When the radio station was established, in order to promote Chinese culture in Europe and the United States, my grandfather planned to broadcast several programs. The first program was: lion dance!"

Gu Yating was taken aback, "Lion dance?"

"The second gear is the dragon dance!"

"Dragon dance?"

"The third gear is acrobatics!"

Gu Yating quickly grabbed Li Fan's arm, "Hey, wait a minute."

"The fourth stage is shadow puppetry! Dear students, traditional art, shadow puppetry!"

"Li Fan, wait a minute!!"

"Fifth gear is—"

"Wait a minute, Li Fan!"

Li Fan looked at her suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

Gu Yating said unrequitedly: "Brother, lion dance, dragon dance, acrobatics and shadow puppetry, will it be broadcast on the radio?"

"what!"

"Ah what? What can you hear? That's broadcast on TV, what can you hear on the radio? These programs need to be watched with eyes!"

Li Fan said in a daze: "You can make up your mind!"

"Brain supplement? How big is your brain?"

More than 4000 people at the scene were stunned with laughter, and even You Yong, the folk art master, burst into laughter.

The stage performance of cross talk is very demanding, and cross talk is not something everyone can say. The same joke can make your stomach hurt from laughing when a master tells it, but it is not very interesting for ordinary people to tell it.An Internet joke that you can hear so badly, if it comes out of Lao Guo's mouth, it is often not so bad. This is stage art.

Of course, Li Fan is not a master of cross talk, but he prefers various types of folk art, and his uncle in the family started cross talk from novels, and Li Fan is also familiar with it. Although it is not easy to perform on stage at this time, he is at least a layman. I think this is an expert, and the experts think this is the best seed for cross talk.

Continue on stage.

Li Fan said: "After grandpa made a fortune from this—"

Gu Yating interrupted: "Oh, get rich? I think it's easy to go bankrupt!"

The audience laughed again.

Li Fan blinked, "Grandpa bought a piece of land in the United States after he made a fortune from the radio station. He built a mansion, a typical Chinese-style villa. When you walk into the yard, you will find a lot of flowers and gurgling water, just like a fairyland."

"Well, it's really beautiful!"

"Looking up, I saw a pair of couplets hanging on the pillars of the villa's gate. The upper couplet is: Suffering is a blessing!"

Gu Yating said: "Indeed, grandpa often taught us that it is good to suffer a little loss in life!"

Li Fan made a comparison with his hands, and then said: "The second line: Blessings are like the East China Sea!!"

"What, you will suffer a loss if you co-operate with my family! How much loss will you have to suffer?"

"Hengban is," Li Fan stretched out a finger and ticked it back, "Come on, come here!"

Whoa!
Applause, shouts and screams completely flooded the entire auditorium.

Wherever the camera panned, everyone burst into laughter.

Song Ying's cheeks were flushed with a smile, You Yong slapped the table with a smile, and the headmaster's beard trembled violently.

Especially the students present, they stomped their feet with laughter.

How have you ever seen such a cross talk with so many laughs? For the first time, they discovered that cross talk is so funny. It turns out that cross talk is not just about praising GDP on TV and praising the prosperity of the people and the strength of the people!
Especially Li Fan's demeanor, steady and "funny" typhoon made everyone laugh.

After being interrupted by the upsurge of the scene again, Gu Yating said: "Are you still here? It's not enough. Besides, there is no such movie, and it hasn't been broadcast yet."

Li Fan cleared his throat and continued: "After the old man became rich, he also took great care in educating his children. Just talking about the second daughter's house, which is Gu Yating's house, I can feel the artistic atmosphere of a traditional cultural family every time I go there."

Gu Yating said: "What kind of artistic atmosphere?"

Li Fandao: "I still remember the first time I went to your house. Auntie was so enthusiastic. She let me into the living room and watched tea first. Dear students, people drink tea very carefully. We drink tea with cups. They must use authentic Yixing tea." Purple Clay Pot!"

"There is indeed such a particularity!"

"First of all, the nanny uses a clay pot to boil water. Attention everyone, it must be a clay pot, and as for the water, you can't use tap water, there is bleach, you can't use pure water, pure water has no minerals, you must use mountain spring water!
Pour mountain spring water into the clay pot, burn it with charcoal, put some lychee charcoal, the water that comes out has the fragrance of lychee, and then use a fan to gently fan it, keep the fire low, slow fire, for fear that the minerals will be burned up. "

Gu Yating nodded, "Everything here is exquisite."

"After the water is boiled, first pour water into the purple clay pot. This is to keep the pot temperature and water temperature constant. Then comes the most critical step, making tea!"

"Finally able to drink."

Li Fan nodded, "That's right! Auntie opened the drawer, showed it to me, and asked, 'Son, do you like Lipton, or a quarter to three?'"

Gu Yating spread her shoulders, "A bag of tea? After a long time of exhaustion, how about a bag of tea?"

"Auntie also said, child, there are Dahongpao, Tieguanyin, West Lake Longjing, Sudan three—"

"Your 'Sudan San' is tea? Don't drink it, isn't my family rich and well-educated?"

Li Fan nodded, "Well, cultured and quality of life."

Gu Yating curled her lips: "I didn't see it!"

After the audience's laughter stopped, Li Fan said: "The old man not only educates his own children, but also educates his son-in-law. Gu Yating's father is also my future father-in-law—"

Classmates at the scene: "Wow!"

Gu Yating said: "Looking at today's situation, it might be possible!"

Li Fan laughed: "Boss Gu is very smart in business. Two years ago, he was only an entrepreneur in the province. Two years later, he has started to develop the market in the three northeastern provinces. The Yating supermarket chain is across the street from the main entrance of Beijing University. The flagship store in Beijing will open in the near future, and everyone is welcome to support it.”

Gu Yating smiled and said, "You made this advertisement, your father-in-law will be very happy!"

Everyone at the scene said in unison: "Wow!"

Li Fan: "Boss Gu originally planned to get into real estate a while ago. After all, real estate is very profitable. He also visited the construction site of an entrepreneur friend and gained a lot of insights.

At that time, the real estate owner pointed to a community in front of him and said, "Xiao Gu, this is my new community called 'Sea'!" '

Boss Gu asked suspiciously: "The name of the community is just one word?" '

'Well, just a word, after the construction of this community, it will sell for 6000 yuan per square meter.I will build four more communities in all directions of it, and surround the 'sea'!The housing prices in the four outer communities are 1.3 per square meter! '

Boss Gu asked why there is such a big gap between the price and the 'sea' inside? "

Gu Yating asked, "Yes, why is it so big?"

"The boss said that the area outside is called 'sea view room', so the price is naturally high!"

After hearing this joke, You Yong was so happy that he slapped his thigh fiercely, absolutely, God complained!

The baggage sounded successfully again, and this kind of joke about the developer's false propaganda immediately resonated with everyone on the scene.

"Boss Gu reported to his father-in-law after learning the scriptures, and wanted to hear his advice, but the father-in-law said, 'Little Gu, we can't do this real estate business!'

Xiao Gu said—”

Gu Yating frowned: "Little Gu?"

"Uh, father-in-law!"

"father in law?"

"Okay, Boss Gu said, 'Dad, I don't want to do it either, I think it's a little bit of a shame for my conscience to do real estate.'

The old man said: "Little Gu, conscience is secondary. The main reason is that the real estate bubble is serious now, and it will burst if it blows!" '"

"Don't talk nonsense!"

"Just kidding! The old man is very decent, and Boss Gu is also a businessman. This is well-known. Recently, the large supermarket chain opposite Beijing University, the flagship store in Beijing, and Yating Supermarket have opened. Big business discounts, 3% off for the entire store. Get 100 yuan off when you spend over 9, and get 1000 off when you spend over 99. Everyone is welcome!"

The audience: "Wow!"

"Speaking of the family education of the old man, we just talked about the education of the son-in-law, and let's talk about the education of the next generation, which is Gu Yating's generation. There is an interesting rule in the family. As long as the girl is 16 years old, she must wear perfume. gone."

Gu Yating said: "That's true, but it's all in a small amount."

Li Fan said: "During the idiom competition, I passed by Gu Yating at that time, and I smelled a faint fragrance. I am very familiar with this smell. You have never heard of a famous international brand!"

"which brand?"

"Gu Yating was well educated since she was a child, and she is proficient in everything from piano, chess, calligraphy and painting!"

"Wait a minute, what brand have you never heard of?"

"Uh... Wang Shouyi, she said that she played piano, chess, calligraphy and painting—"

Gu Yating thumped him and said, "Okay, Thirteen Fragrances? Are you throwing spices on your body? Is that Wang Shouyi? That's David Lee!"

"almost!"

"The name of your house is similar?"

"It's all fragrant. Let's talk about Gu Yating's piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, singing, dancing, embroidery, acting, playing and singing, and is proficient in everything."

"You only play and sing, I don't play and sing, my grass troupe is a performer? Do you still play and sing?"

"Okay, let's talk about Gu Yating's dancing first. I practiced dancing since I was a child. She has a solid foundation and moving moves. She is especially good at... Hey, what are you good at?"

Gu Yating said: "I am good at folk dance."

"No, no, no!"

"I can tap dance too!"

"No, no, the very sexy one!" Li Fan slapped his thigh, his eyes lit up, "Oh, I remembered, the ninth set of radio gymnastics, the times are calling!"

puff!
The audience was overjoyed and booed loudly!
"one comes!"

"one comes!"

Li Fan was stunned, "Do you also watch this?"

The audience said again:

"one comes!"

"one comes!"

……

The whole cross talk lasted for half an hour, and many people had already laughed so hard that their stomachs ached and their throats were tired, and this original cross talk with ingenious laughter came to an end.

Li Fan and Gu Yating both bowed:

"Thank you everyone, we are here to wish the students success in their studies at Peking University!"

Gu Yating: "Fly to the top!"

Amid the warm applause and cheers, the two left the stage, but as soon as they reached the corner of the stage, Li Fan turned back again and said to Mike: "Ahem, Yating Supermarket, the flagship store in Beijing has recently opened, and the business is big. Up to 3% off sitewide, 100 yuan off for purchases over 9..."

The audience: "Wow!!"

You Yong smiled so hard that his eyes narrowed, "Okay, this is good, the revitalization of cross talk depends on this kid, it must be him, I must accept him as a disciple!!"

Song Ying smiled faintly: "Don't worry, we in the entertainment industry are still thinking about this little piece of fresh meat."

You Yong rolled his eyes, left the table suddenly, and left.

(End of this chapter)