The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 274 Bringing folk art into the campus

November 9th, late.

In the backstage of the Beijing University Auditorium, the students participating in this performance were busy, some were carrying their skirts and looking for someone to put on makeup, some were sitting in the corner frantically reciting lines, and some were laughing and playing, it was very lively!
Lu Yaya, who was dressed in a suit, was busy with everything, but she directed everything as planned.She went to the scheduling room for a while, and then asked the host for a few moments. Whenever she went to such a large-scale campus event, it was her busiest and most worrying day.

Back in the hall again, after communicating with the on-site director, Lu Yaya returned to the backstage.

"Hello, senior!"

"Chairman Lu!"

……

Lu Yaya nodded and said, "Have you seen Li Fan?"

"Oh, I heard that he and Gu Yating went to get their clothes."

"It was promised that it would be delivered today, but Li Fan hurried over when he didn't see the clerk until 4 o'clock."

Lu Yaya picked up her mobile phone and hung up on Li Fan. As expected, they did go to the clothing store to pick up their clothes, and they were driving to school at this time.

"Move Li Fan's show to the end. We can't be sure about the traffic situation in the capital. They say it takes 10 minutes to arrive at the school. If the situation is bad, it may be delayed by an hour."

"Okay, Chairman."

Lu Yaya stomped her feet impatiently. She was afraid that there would be problems with Li Fan and Gu Yating's programs. After all, in today's welcome party, whether it is from the perspective of creativity or traditional culture, their programs are of the highest level , from her aesthetic perspective, this show can be staged in a big theater!

By 6:4000, [-] freshmen had already taken their seats in the auditorium. Everyone chatted enthusiastically, and they were full of expectations for the welcome party of Peking University, which was also their expectation for their university life.

After the school leaders and guests from all walks of life took their seats in the front row, everything was ready for the whole welcome party.

It can be said that the front row of the guest seats is full of big names, the famous super actress Song Ying, the folk artist Mr. You Yong, the famous writer Teng Yue and other social celebrities have come to attend.

A school's welcome party can attract these celebrities to attend, and I am afraid that there is only such a prestigious school as Jingda Chenhua, and I don't know why they are here to join in the fun.

Of course, Song Ying's attendance was entirely for her niece, and that precious niece was her heart and soul.

With the order of the on-site director, the whole party kicked off. The male and female hosts came to the stage to announce the curtain, while the camera lens scanned the leaders and guests in the front row one by one, as well as the smiling faces of more than 4000 freshmen present.

There are 30 students in three classes of the elite class. They are lined up and sit in the second row in front.Seeing the camera sweeping over, Ma Qiang waved his hand excitedly at it, and then said to Ding Long beside him, "Can Li Fan and the others come back on time?"

At this moment, Song Ying turned around and asked, "Student, haven't they come back yet?"

Ma Qiang was stunned for a moment, and when he saw that exquisite cheek, he said incoherently: "Well, no, that seems to be stuck in traffic."

Song Ying smiled and nodded, then turned around again.

Ma Qiang leaned beside Ding Long's ear excitedly, and whispered: "Big star, Song Ying took the initiative to talk to me!!"

Ding Long chuckled calmly, "Let's watch the show!"

Ma Qiang rolled his eyes at him, "Pretentious!"

The first program is the opening dance. This dance is hot and sexy. The seniors also showed the eye-catching "breast expansion movement". This scene directly aroused the applause of the boys. Not to mention that this group of young boys couldn't sit still anymore, it is estimated that many old men who were sitting upright and dignified at the scene felt a little erratic.

Until the fifth program, the elite class looked at the stage eagerly, but it was not Li Fan and Gu Yating who came on stage. Their program was originally replaced by a roller skating performance.

"Yo, Lao Li really didn't come back in time."

"It's not like they can't make it today, right? It would be a pity if such a good show can't be made."

"Send him a text message and ask where he is?"

……

At this time, Li Fan had just parked his car next to the auditorium. The two of them, carrying their clothing pockets, walked quickly into the backstage of the auditorium, three steps at a time.

Passing through the thick crowd, Li Fan dragged Gu Yating straight to the locker room, followed by a strange senior, asking, "Why are you here?"

"It's hard to say. The clothes are originally rushed, and the master craftsman is also very skilled, but the production is too slow."

After Li Fan finished speaking, he and Gu Yating got into the locker room.

After a while, Li Fan in a long gown came out gracefully. He walked in front of everyone with elegant square steps.

Everyone in the backstage was stunned when they saw this. This Li Fan's temperament and this Li Fan's coat are a perfect match!If this was born in the Republic of China, 100% one of the most beautiful men in the Republic of China.

"Wow, Li Fan, you are so handsome."

"Strongly suggest that you don't wear modern clothes in the future, or this long gown is suitable for you, elegant, calm and stylish!"

……

While everyone was praising Li Fan, they saw another beautiful woman coming out of the dressing room. She was wearing a gorgeous and improved white cheongsam with embroidered bamboo, and she was wearing a pair of white low-heeled leather shoes. She folded her hands slightly. Together, they twisted their exquisite figures and walked in front of everyone, as if they were beautiful women from the southern country who came out of Jiangnan landscape paintings.

The crowd was left with exclamations, and they realized that a man's temperament depends on the long gown, and a woman's beauty lies in the cheongsam, especially this cheongsam, which is definitely the most beautiful dress for women in Huaguo.

Lu Yaya who hurried over was also surprised, she smiled comfortably: "Are you two ready?"

"no problem!"

"It's still done!"

"That's good, get ready to go on stage. After the poetry recitation, it's your performance time."

The two came to the side of the stage and glanced at the stage quietly, while Gu Yating patted her chest and said, "Li Fan, I always feel that I was tricked by you."

"Trick? I am leading you to revitalize traditional art and become the inheritor of folk art."

"But brother, which girl have you ever seen come on stage to talk about cross talk?"

"Ignorant!"

Gu Yating rolled his eyes at him, and she regretted it forever.First of all, as an actor who loves me, I am destined to be bullied to death by this funny man. Not only that, how many girls want to appear on the stage as a comedy?Which girl doesn't want to be beautiful, standing in the middle of the stage with a dignified posture?

After the poetry recitation, the host came to the stage.

Male host: "The following program is a traditional cross talk show. All the students present here come from cities all over the world, but many people may not know cross talk. How about we do an on-site investigation?"

The hostess said: "Then let's investigate. Apart from the cross talk show every Spring Festival Gala, all students, please raise your hand if you have watched cross talk through other channels."

Among the more than 4000 freshmen, very few students raised their hands, sporadically.

The hostess said again: "The students who have walked into the theater and watched the cross talk, please raise your hand."

There were even fewer hands raised this time. After counting, the male host said, "My visual inspection seems to be less than 20, and I estimate that among the students who raised their hands, they are all students from Beijing, Tianjin and Hebei, right?"

In this time and space, the traditional art of cross talk is far inferior to the previous life, and its living space is basically gone, so every year, the Spring Festival Gala, as a part of traditional culture, will be shown in front of audiences across the country for about 10 minutes.However, everyone knows the cross talk in the Spring Festival Gala. The few who win the hearts of the people are either singing praises or singing high-profile songs, and the audience basically automatically ignores them.

Of course, there is also an old Guo in this time and space, but this "Guo" is called Guo Min. He is the inheritor of Guo School cross talk and a rare cross talk performer in China.Crosstalk is currently supported by artists like them, and its living space is already extremely narrow.

The students obviously don't know much about this marginalized art.

The male host said: "Today, Li Fan, our Chinese cultural idol, will bring his girlfriend Gu Yating to bring you their own cross talk, "My Girlfriend's Family", please Li Fan and Gu Yating!"

"welcome!"

Exit the host.

All the students were confused for a moment, cross talk?Li Fan?Gu Yating?

Li Fan, you are not promoting traditional folk art, you are obviously trying to lead the goddess astray, why do you let the goddess talk about cross talk, everyone does not accept it!What a beautiful dance!
4000 pairs of eyes were aligned on the side of the stage. When a cheongsam with bamboo leaves on a white background came, the men in the same robe were boiling and shouted everywhere:

"so beautiful!"

"You are so beautiful!"

"The beauty of the city."

……

And when Li Fan raised his feet and followed him on the stage, the high-pitched voices of the female compatriots came as promised.

The two tuned Limai and waved to the audience.

Li Fan smiled and said: "Thank you everyone, thank you for your love. Today, the two of us will bring you a cross talk. I hope you like it."

"like!"

"I like everything you say!"

"You can stand there without saying a word!"

Li Fan spread his hands and said, "Look, you can't talk about cross talk if you are good-looking, no one listens to the content."

The students said in unison: "Wow!"

It is estimated that although the students don't know much about cross talk, they still know how to make jokes, cheers and the sound of "woo"!
Li Fan said: "Then let's introduce ourselves first, my name is Li Fan, and my side... er, it's not important, let me talk about—"

Gu Yating interrupted, "Hey, wait a minute, it doesn't matter, why doesn't it matter, you have to introduce me!"

"Introducing you? You don't need to introduce me. Everyone in the country doesn't know you!"

Gu Yating nodded to him, "shyly" said: "I hate it!"

"It's the truth, if you show your photo to any passer-by, anyone will be overjoyed and say, 'Hey, I know this girl, Li Fan is his girlfriend!'"

puff!
There was laughter everywhere.

Gu Yating pinched her waist and said, "Is this how people all over the country know me? Uh...it seems to be the same."

"It's not, it's not, it looks good."

"Then look, parents are doing well!"

"Enough for export standards."

Gu Yating stared and said, "Hey, what's your name?"

"This is a compliment to you! Look at the foreign students in our school, are they pretty?"

"Pretty!"

"Isn't that enough? You have to know that our country's export standards are far stricter than the import standards!"

Gu Yating suddenly realized, nodded and said: "Oh, then you really praised me!"

The audience at the scene applauded, which can be regarded as a criticism of the current situation.

Li Fan continued: "The two of us were first known to the audience at the idiom conference. Some people said that I was familiar with the classical anthology of Huaguo at a young age. I don't deny this. Indeed, I read books relatively well. There are many poems and books in my stomach, and all the books I have read are in my stomach."

"Is it?"

"That's natural, I'll show you." Li Fan pointed at various places in his stomach, "Here is "A Dream of Red Mansions", here is "Historical Records", here is "Scholars", this stall It is the Four Books, "University", "The Doctrine of the Mean", "The Analects of Confucius" and "Mencius" are all here, here are the Five Classics...do you remember?"

Gu Yating nodded, "Remember, you can really hold your stomach."

"Remember, let me test you," Li Fan pointed to the lower side of his stomach, "What is this?"

"A Dream of Red Mansions!"

"What about here?"

"The Peony Pavilion."

"What about here?"

"Four books!"

Li Fan pointed again, "Hey! I'm talking about here!"

"Fourth book (fourth uncle)!"

"Hey! I mean here!"

"Sishu (fourth uncle), hey, you're taking advantage of me, aren't you?"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Li Fan smiled slightly, "Some people say I'm talented, but I'm a bit afraid to take it seriously. It's just that I usually like to think about ancient cultures and research blindly."

"What have you been researching lately?"

"Recently, I've been researching Chinese characters. Let me introduce my research results. Excuse me, what is the word for Yiyiyiji?"

"people!"

"How about another one?"

"from!"

"How about adding a "horizontal" below it?"

"A clump, a 'clump' of grass, bushes."

"Wrong!" Li Fan shook his sleeves and said seriously, "There is something wrong with this word."

Gu Yating was puzzled, "What's the problem?"

"Think about it, if 'cong' means trees and grass, why aren't there two trees or two grasses on the 'horizon'? Instead, there are two people?"

Gu Yating scratched her head, "You stopped asking me."

Li Fan smiled proudly: "So, this 'cong' should be pronounced 'bed'!"

"bed?"

"Yes, a bed! A horizontal plank with two people lying on it, you said, is 'Cong' a 'bed'?"

"Hey, your explanation...according to your explanation, you can still read 'Kang'!"

Li Fan shook his head, "'Kang' is not the word, it should be three people on top of a kang!"

Gu Yating rolled her eyes, "Then I can still pronounce it as 'tatami'!"

Li Fan thought about it for a moment, nodded his head, and said happily, "Hey, it's okay!"

"What is it, you are talking nonsense!"

"You don't understand this, do you? These are all my research results. Let me ask you one more question. What is the word '口' with a 'horizon' inside?"

"day!"

"What about adding a 'vertical'?"

"field!"

"Where does this 'vertical' come from above?"

"Depend on!"

"Going down?"

"A! Everyone read 'Shen' with their heads up and down, what's wrong?"

Li Fan frowned and said, "Girl, what if the word 'horizontal' in the word 'Tian' comes out? Go to the left or go to the right, what do you read?"

"This one……"

"Don't you know? Do you want to know?"

"I think, please enlighten me!"

"Listen, after my in-depth research, head left or right, the word is pronounced 'fly swatter'!"

The audience roared with laughter:

"Call!!"

Li Fan said with a smile: "One more thing, add 'person' to 'door' to mean 'Shan', add 'horse' to 'door' to mean 'Chuang', add 'ear' to 'door' to mean 'smell', then How about adding 'Gu Yating' to 'door'?"

Gu Yating smiled and said: "I understand this. According to your explanation, if you add 'Gu Yating' to 'door', then I can't get out. This word is called 'waiting in the boudoir'!"

"wrong!"

"Ladylike?"

"Not right!"

"Xiaojiabiyu?"

Li Fan continued to shake his head.

Gu Yating thought for a while and asked, "I was added to the 'door', what is that?"

Li Fan raised his eyebrows and said, "Close the door and beat the dog!!"

The applause at the scene was like a tide, and the laughter continued from the backstage to the auditorium for a moment. This burden was successfully exploded.

Gu Yating poked her waist, gritted her teeth and looked at him for about 10 seconds, then Duang kicked him hard, "Fuck you! How do you talk? Can you talk?"

Li Fan rubbed his butt, "I'm talented, right?"

"You have talent, but you don't use it in a serious place!"

Li Fan chuckled, and said to the audience: "It's because of my talent that my uncles and aunts like me very much, and they said to Gu Yating, 'Other boys at home absolutely disagree, so I like that kid Li Fan.'"

"Don't be shameless, my parents like you has nothing to do with whether you are talented or not."

Li Fan was startled, "That's it?"

Gu Yating smiled, "It's simply because you are handsome!"

The students at the scene booed together:
"Show affection!"

"It's too much, you guys are enough!"

……

Li Fan chuckled, "Oh, this is fine too. I didn't expect uncles and aunts to be so superficial, but I don't mind!"

"Go! Go! Go!"

Li Fan said: "Next, let's talk about the lovely Gu family, "My Girlfriend's Family"!"

……

The vice-principal quietly said to the folk art master You Yong beside him: "How is it?"

You Yong squinted his eyes and nodded, "Okay, the boy has a very good sense of rhythm, God rewards him with food, I want to take him as an apprentice!"

"Where's the girl?"

"Girls are not suitable for talking about cross talk, not just Gu Yating, any girl who talks about cross talk will have a congenital defect. As a joke, sometimes women can't use it well. As a joke, partners often can't talk and die. Li Fan obviously received too much, if Li Fan's partner is replaced by a boy, the excitement of this show will reach a new high."

The two turned their gazes to the stage again, but You Yong muttered again:
"I want to accept him as an apprentice!"

(End of this chapter)