The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 200 The Professors Don't Understand
What is a big V, a big V is a super expert on the Internet who can attract a certain amount of traffic by simply moving a finger and posting an advertisement. Of course, the main bodies are celebrities and industry leaders.

Just talking about the stars, whoever releases a movie and who releases an album, there will be a group of friends to repost and congratulate, etc., forming the promotion of the work, this is the commercial role of the big V.

Of course, Li Fan is undoubtedly a big V. He has 400 million fans on Weibo, and it is a real number of 400 million. There is no moisture at all, and there is not a single zombie fan.

And most importantly, Li Fan's fans are very active.A stark contrast is that after other big Vs with 2000 million fans post a Weibo post, they will get thousands of comments within a day or two, while Li Fan’s random Weibo post will have over 2 comments in a day. , Many times it starts at [-]+.

Because Li Fan has been on the heat lately, basically one show follows another, the heat is constant, and the topic is extremely high.Moreover, there is a huge and most dynamic group behind him-the student group.

Li Fan's microblog brought 8 new users to "Guoxue Times" within 28 hours, and 24 new users within 40 hours. In the next week, the accumulated new users finally reached 60 .

And the advertising department of the magazine was crying when they saw this data. How could Li Fan promote the software so easily?Is it too easy?Although it cannot be compared with other popular APPs that have tens of millions and hundreds of millions of downloads, we must know how inconspicuous software we are!

To be honest, this "National Learning Times" APP is basically very few Chinese people are interested in.

The director of the advertising department was very ashamed. This person lost his job. He has been busy for a month.

……

this day.

After Li Fan posted the first Weibo to "The Age of Chinese Studies", he lay down and continued to sleep, not enough sleep!

At noon, Sister Jiang's phone call woke up Li Fan who was lying on the bed, and asked him about publishing Weibo. When she learned that there was no economic benefit, Sister Jiang said urgently: "This is an advertisement, and there must be In return, and the other party is a magazine, not an individual, so there is no favor, you have to ask for money, have you never heard of a celebrity reposting an advertisement, and you can basically get hundreds of thousands of rewards?"

Li Fan said: "Forget it, in this era, Chinese studies are in great need of support. Just give me some due royalties and I will contribute more or less."

The reason why Li Fan, a money-lover, is so enlightened is because his lifelong hobby is here. No matter how declining Chinese studies are in the hearts of Chinese people, there must always be a trace of flame, and there must always be such a small number of people to add fuel to the fire.

In the evening, after having dinner, he opened the "Chinese Studies Times" APP and started to read his article. Only then did he realize to his surprise that it was a serial. He estimated the size and found that it was divided into three parts.

On the mobile client, the re-divided paragraphs are very reasonable, and the pictures are also very beautiful. It seems that a lot of thought has been spent.

[Famous column] In the author's profile, Li Fan was given a very fair evaluation, but this fair evaluation is believed by those who understand the artistic value of Li Fan's "On Poetry", while ordinary netizens think it is completely wrong Li Fan's overestimated and touted, the content is as follows:
"...As the author of a new theory of literary creation, Li Fan skillfully analyzes and interprets the subtleties of thousands of years of culture with a new artistic perspective and a grand literary structure, and summarizes the essence of poetry and literary creation that is amazing. …”

Look at this passage, if this is a certain professor and scholar commented on, then no one will have any doubts, but if the character is replaced by Li Fan, hey, this will not work.

Even if you are a cultural idol, even if you prove yourself on TV shows again and again, those just prove that you are knowledgeable and intelligent, it doesn’t mean that you, Li Fan, can write any exquisite art theory.

Netizens are still relatively "reasonable", because this does not conform to people's common sense. Isn't it scary to create a literary theory at the age of 17, and even say that it has been approved by the dean of the Faculty of Liberal Arts of Peking University?

Li Fan's fans are also divided into two factions, one faction unswervingly supports the principle of "one handsome Li is unshakable";

After all, there are very few people who have a certain foundation in Chinese studies and artistic appreciation, and many netizens just read the article to open their eyes.

Li Fan clicked on the comment area, and there were various messages in it:

"I know that my idol has published an article. Although I don't understand it very well, I strongly support it. It's good, very good!"

"Li Fan has the theory of 'Three Realms', so I am stronger than Li Fan. I have 'Five Realms': eat! drink! pull! sleep! sleep!"

"My handsome Li, I really can't appreciate it, but I still want to see you acting handsome in various programs!"

"I think this is an unprecedented masterpiece. Every character shines with the light of wisdom. It opens up a new world in the field of literary research. It has created... created... I'm sorry, I can't edit it anymore."

……

Li Fan's stomach ached from laughing at all kinds of comments, and finally coughed "cough cough".

Let's see how hearty this guy is. He can still laugh when his works are not recognized by others. Such a wonderful theory of poetry can still be calm when ridiculed by netizens. Generosity is one aspect, and the key is wisdom.

Let me give an inappropriate and slightly sarcastic example: Is it interesting to argue with a blind man about "Along the River During the Qingming Festival"?

This "On Poetry" is too professional, and its target audience is naturally those high-level intellectuals, or at least literature lovers.So more than 9% of readers can't read the wonderful things in it, so that's fine.

If the things written by other authors are not recognized by readers, they may be unhappy all day long.

But Li Fan's mentality was so good. He clearly understood that this "Poetry Theory" was destined to be high-key and low-key, which was normal.

Just as Li Fan put down his phone and was about to go to the cafeteria for dinner, Lu Yaya called and said that the leader wanted to invite Li Fan to dinner.

Li Fan said: "It's fine to have a meal. I have a meal with the leader. There is no time for half a day. The time is too crowded these days. You can replace the magazine and invite me to have a meal at school. I don't mind."

So, at around seven o'clock in the evening, Lu Yaya, who had returned to Beijing University after get off work, made an appointment with Li Fan, and prepared sumptuous dishes in the cafeteria.

Lu Yaya scolded everyone for not being able to appreciate the artistic value of "On Poetry". While digging the fish vigorously with chopsticks, she knocked on the table excitedly and said:

"I don't understand why people still question you if they can't read the work, saying that you have already embarked on the route of being packaged. You are packaged for your sister, a bunch of illiterate people!"

"Don't get angry with netizens. You can't be angry for some reason."

Lu Yaya slapped the chopsticks on the table, and said emotionally: "The key point is that there are still a lot of malicious slanders, please improve your cultural cultivation first, please? Spray nonsense!"

Li Fan smiled, "Netizens, don't compete with netizens. If you are serious, you will lose. If you laugh it off, it's like watching a show of human nature."

Lu Yaya calmed down and looked at Li Fan quietly, with a look of disbelief on her face.

Li Fan froze for a moment, and said, "What are you doing?"

Lu Yaya said: "Li Fan, is that work yours or mine? Why do I feel that we are confused, and why are you indifferent?"

Li Fan smiled brightly, and said: "Those people who scolded me on the Internet, give him a chance to leave his name, address and phone number, see if he dares! Only the weak do it."

"Oh, your mentality is really strong, it is indeed like this. What if someone really left a phone number, K him?"

Li Fan said boldly: "Then forget it, we really can't afford to offend anyone who dares to leave his phone number!"

puff!
Lu Yaya was amused, raised her hand and knocked on Li Fan's head, and said, "You kid is really interesting!"

child?Who is the child?
Li Fan pursed his mouth, and there were always people spreading maternal love everywhere.

……

Li Fan's back was still unrestrained and unrestrained as always. After watching for a moment, Lu Yaya turned and walked to the dormitory.

After these three or four short encounters, she felt more and more that this boy was not simple, not in terms of talent and learning, but in character, but in his views on everything.

Lying on the bed, Lu Yaya flipped through the original manuscript delivered by Li Fan. There was not a single typo or even inappropriate punctuation mark in the article of more than [-] words. It was perfect. This shows that the child He is an extremely serious perfectionist and cannot tolerate any flaws in his works.

A boy who cherishes his work so much is not afraid of being looked down upon by netizens, and can still laugh it off. This is definitely not a question of broad-mindedness, it is definitely wisdom!

Wisdom, tsk tsk, this kid is born to make big things happen.

A few days have passed, and the serialization of "On Poetry" has ended, and the popularity has dropped rapidly. When the third part, "On Poetry", was released, the number of comments and reposts was already very few.

There is only one reason for this: I don't understand!
The first issue of "Shici Lun" used Li Fan's fame to attract traffic. Although netizens downloaded the APP and read the content, 100 out of 99 people could not understand this serious theoretical article. , It's so cloudy, it takes too much brain cells.

Even Li Fan's fans can't hold on. If you have that time, why not watch a few episodes of Li Fan's competition videos? Isn't the audio-visual experience better than dryly digging this "On Poetry"?

There is no way to do this, it is exactly the same as the probability of hitting the street when you publish a classical Chinese work on an online novel platform, and it may not be as good, after all, there is far less storyline in classical Chinese novels.

Lu Yaya hung up a phone call to Li Fan and complained again for Li Fan. She deeply regretted that such a wonderful work could not take root, blossom and bear fruit among the broad masses of the people.

On the other side of the phone, there was a sound of sucking soup, "It's normal, "On Poetry" is not for ordinary people, I will give you a 'street work' tomorrow night!"

Lu Yaya said in surprise: "Oh, you are so diligent, wow, wow!"

……

Beijing University Dining Hall.

After Li Fan put down his phone, Gu Yating who was opposite asked, "Little Li, who is it?"

Li Fan frowned and said, "Hey, I found out, why are you so gossip?"

Gu Yating raised her eyebrows, opened her eyes wide, and said, "Boldly, quickly return to my words!"

Li Fan shook his head and said: "Why did you, this girl, get the 'princess disease' after you returned to the capital from Shanghai? You have been acting like this palace all day long. Do you think that you are really the reincarnation of the princess after wearing the phoenix crown?"

Gu Yating glanced at Yang Shuo, and said with aggrieved expression: "Little Shuo, he said me!!"

Yang Shuo immediately stood up, made a gesture of drawing a sword, pointed at Li Fan and said: "You are so bold and unruly, you dare to disobey Yi's decree, why don't you answer quickly!"

"Holy shit!" Li Fan was dumbfounded for a moment. When did Yang Shuo become Gu Yating's lackey?Li Fan had to correct him, "Brother, the princess does not issue an edict. Yizhi refers to the edicts of the queen and the queen mother. The princess can at most be an 'oral edict' or an 'order'!"

Yang Shuo froze for a moment, "Really?"

Peng Hui teased from the side: "Man, how did you get into "Boya Cup"?"

"I do not know either!"

After the group finished breakfast, Yang Shuo kept following Gu Yating and getting close to her. This behavior made Li Fan stunned. He said to Peng Hui beside him: "What's going on? What's going on?"

Peng Hui curled her lips and said, "I'm a sycophant. Gu Yating said that after returning to the High School Affiliated to Normal University in a few days, she would relinquish her duties as the chairman of the student union and improve her academic level. The sycophant is eyeing him, isn't this flattering!"

"Corruption!"

Today is the screening exam day for the "Boya Cup" summer camp. After the exam, everyone can pack their bags and go back to their respective homes.

This time the screening system is still 75/75 elimination, and the pressure of competition is extremely high. After this round of elimination, there are only [-] students left in the philosophy class, literature class, and history class. These [-] students will be organized into a large class. Gather in the capital again for the ultimate assessment.

The exam mode remains the same, it is still a single table, and each person randomly draws an envelope with questions inside.

The question that Li Fan got was very simple. There were no questions. It just listed a few articles and a few books: "The Later Master", "Shen Nong's Materia Medica", "Shang Shu"...

There is only the title of the article and the title of the book on a blank sheet of paper, without any other information.

How do you answer this?
Which direction to answer?

There are 50 members of the indoor literature class. There are 10 different questions in the exam. Each person gets a question. In other words, there are four other people who are also assigned to Li Fan's question. One of them stood up and said:
"Teacher, this question is just a few book titles and article titles, and there is nothing else, not even a question. Isn't this a missing print?"

The invigilator quickly walked over to take a look, then walked out of the classroom and made a phone call. After returning to the classroom, the invigilator said: "I asked, it's not a missing print, this is the question, please answer the question carefully. .”

"Wow, can't you?"

"I don't even have a general direction and requirements, so I'm at a loss!"

……

The invigilator said: "Quiet, quiet, take a look, Li Fan is writing like flying."

Everyone looked sideways, it's not so, Li Fan's gel pen is flying swiftly at this time, the pen is like a snake, with a galloping momentum.

It was different from the last exam. In the last exam, what he got was "Ancient and Modern Poems" written by the dean of the Faculty of Arts in this time and space. Where has Li Fan read it?He spent most of his time reading this work.

This time is different. The works on the letter paper have all been read by Li Fan, and his thinking is very clear. As soon as he saw the titles of the articles and books, he knew the direction and content of his writing.

Li Fan's thoughts were like a spring, and he wrote furiously, with a spring breeze in his pen, and he finished more than 8000 words in an eloquent manner. He checked it again carefully and found that there were no mistakes. Then he raised his hand and signaled: "Teacher, hand in the paper!"

Everyone raised their heads when they heard the words, are you joking at this speed?
The invigilator kindly reminded: "It's not lunch break yet. We take the exam for 3 hours in the morning and 3 hours in the afternoon. You are only at 2 o'clock, and you will be perfect."

Well, Li Fan checked it again and found that it couldn't be changed.

In fact, this article is written briefly. If you want to write in detail, it will be endless. At present, the volume and layout are just right.

Li Fan raised his hand again and said: "Teacher, I checked it again and asked to hand in the paper."

The invigilator was helpless, the child didn't listen to persuasion, and said, "Bring it here!"

After handing over the test paper to the teacher, Li Fan turned and left, becoming the first person to hand in the "Boya Cup" test, which was completely opposite to the previous test.

One of the two invigilators is an associate professor in the Department of Mathematics, and the other is a doctoral student in environmental engineering. They are basically immune to literature, and they are even more stunned by this unique style of "Li's Crazy Grass".

The two teachers opened Li Fan's test paper, originally thinking of appreciating the handwriting of this famous genius on the Beijing University campus, but in the end, they couldn't understand the words.

What are these?Crazy?Are you not bullying?

After the two invigilators flipped through the papers, they reluctantly put the test paper aside. Their communication with the genius works was first separated by this font.

At this time, the dean of the Faculty of Arts walked into the classroom.

"Hello, Dean Cui!"

"Hello, Dean!"

"Well," Cui Yongnian glanced at the classroom, wondering, "Where's Li Fan?"

"Hand in the paper and leave!"

"So fast?"

Cui Yongnian was very curious about what kind of articles Li Fan could come up with. He couldn't wait in the office, so he went directly to the exam site, thinking of taking a few glances in the name of "inspection". Hand in the paper and leave.

No matter if you leave, at least the test papers will remain.

Cui Yongnian walked to the podium, gently opened the answer booklet, and then frowned.

"Dean, is this crazy grass?"

"Yes, Kuangcao."

"How is it written?"

"Well written..."

Cui Yongnian was at a loss for words for a moment, he turned a few more pages, and exclaimed in his heart:
What a great Li Fan, he really can't stop dying without saying anything surprising!You actually said these works are fake books?You have guts!

Title of work: "The Essence of Textual Evidence of Counterfeit Books"

An article that challenges people's inherent cognition was born.

(End of this chapter)