The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 146 The Hilarious Scene

On the stage, Li Fan is getting better and better.

"If you want to talk about the influence of our "Starry Sky Speech", it is really great. I heard that there are audiences from other places? Is there any? Let me see by raising your hand. Oh, friends from southern Shonan and Harbin City are also here... Shang Hai’s even came? I feel very honored!”

The audience booed again!
Li Fan paused for a moment, "When you come to the capital today, you finally know what it means to be able to breathe!"

"puff--"

"Haha, no, I can't help laughing!"

"No one playing my idol Zhang Tianwang's song!"

That song "Breathing Pain" also exists in this world, but it's just another song with the same name.

Li Fan went on to say: "Why did I do the speech "Goodbye, Smog!"? I have to start with my aunt. She had a cataract operation in Beijing. She went to the hospital this morning to remove the stitches. When I saw it from the balcony, I was in a hurry. After I found the doctor, I went up and said nothing." Seeing the audience stunned, Li Fan went on to say, "My aunt scolded: 'Damn your leg, why did my operation fail?' "

"Hahaha--"

"Killing me!"

"It still failed, isn't that smog!"

……

Li Fan struck while the iron was hot and said, "Is it because I didn't give the red envelope?"

A young man was so happy that he slapped his thigh. The big man next to him glared and said, "Fuck, buddy, you slapped my leg!"

At this moment, the audience was already laughing. How could you have heard these jokes in this time and space?

Li Fan was in a good mood at this time, "Okay, because of my aunt, our speech today was born. The speech has officially started, and you can applaud. Everyone came to the scene in a hurry, and more applause can cheer up... Spirit!"

"Wow—"

There was warm applause at the scene!

Li Fan pressed the remote control, and four photos appeared on the big screen, namely the majestic Great Wall, the towering China World Trade Center, the beautiful Summer Palace, and a selfie taken by Li Fan.

"This is my impression of the capital and myself before I came to the capital." After speaking, Li Fan clicked the remote control again, and the big screen was replaced by four almost identical photos. The photos were so gray that it was impossible to distinguish them. Clear content.

Li Fan pointed to the big screen and said, "This is a photo I took around yesterday. Well, the ideal is full, but the reality is skinny!"

Applause, applause!
After a few laughs in a row, seeing the enthusiastic response from the audience greatly strengthened Li Fan's confidence.Afterwards, his speech was relaxed, free and unrestrained, and he tried to mobilize his facial expressions and body language to start the next speech.

"In the face of this hateful smog, it is useless to complain. We have to find a solution. How did the smog come about all the year round? First of all, we must find the root of the smog and what caused the smog Some people say it’s caused by steelmaking and iron making, some people say it’s caused by Northeast heating, but now it’s summer, and the most bizarre thing is, some experts say it’s mainly because of cooking!” Li Fan widened his eyes and looked surprised .

The audience smiled knowingly.

Indeed, a brain-dead expert put forward such a miraculous point of view not long ago, and was scolded bloody by everyone on Weibo.

"If this is the case, I would like to know how this expert will give advice on governance, especially in a megacity like Beijing! Will cooking be done according to the odd and even number semicolons of the house number in the future?"

"puff--"

"Hahaha--"

The audience burst into laughter.

"Could it be that you want to stir-fry in the future?" Li Fan paused, the audience laughed, and Li Fan continued, "Is it even possible that you can't cook without a capital account?" Pause, the audience laughed, and Li Fan continued, "If it is really governed like this If so, the following reports may appear in our legal programs in the future. Today, our public security police successfully cracked down a three-person illegal cooking gang in Xisi Hutong, Beijing. When the public security police arrived at the scene, they successfully seized the pot. Tools such as bowls, ladles and spoons!"

Li Fan paused every time he said a sentence, giving the audience sufficient reaction time.

At this time, the audience at the scene all laughed and fell down!Lean back and join! "Heart-piercing"!
Backstage, Feifei Sun was covering her stomach and blushing from laughter;

The creases on Yue Fei's face kept trembling, and he almost fell over in one breath.

Seeing that everyone laughed enough, Li Fan continued in the previous paragraph: "And a plate of fish-flavored shredded pork that was cooked illegally just now!!"

"puff!"

"quite funny!"

"No, no, no, I'm already laughing."

"Ha-ha-ha!" An audience member was really out of breath from laughing.

You have never seen such a speech full of laughter throughout the whole process!These jokes are unheard of, and the brains are wide open!
Li Fan patted his chest at this time and said: "Everyone is responsible for controlling the smog, especially our contemporary students. Everyone must do their part in the face of the smog and contribute to the improvement of the environment. Of course, the school should also take good care of it." At this point, a certain top university not only promulgated the school motto for this, but what is even more amazing is that they even anticipated today a hundred years ago.

Everyone was curious and puzzled.

"The famous school motto is that good virtue contains "fog", self-improvement does not 'breathe'!" After Li Fan finished speaking, he inhaled vigorously through his nose.

Everyone reacted instantly!How dare you get involved with Chenhua University!

The present Chenhua students laughed dumbfounded at this moment.

"Wow—"

The warm applause sounded again.

"To be honest, we still have no good way to control the smog. It can't just rely on our dry smoking, right? But some netizens suggested that it would be great if we could call those superheroes in American movies to help us. Are you right?"

Some of the audience nodded.

"Let's imagine a scene like this. Steel Man, Red Giant, Mantis Man, Centipede Man, etc. just got off the plane, and they were dumbfounded, and they all planned to book a flight home in shame. At this time, Optimus Prime also had to book a ticket. The red giant was curious and you asked: 'Optimus Prime, you can definitely help the people here! You don't need to breathe!'" Li Fan paused and said in frustration, "Optimus Prime raised his head silently, 'I need a lottery! '"

In this world, there are many superheroes in American movies, which are very similar to the time and space of the earth, and some of them are even exactly the same.

"We Chinese have an advantage - they can endure. Think about it, our stomachs are soaked in Sudan red, gutter oil, etc., and the smog will not kill us, but foreigners can't bear this. A while ago, the ambassador of a certain country I'm afraid everyone has heard the news of resigning and returning to China, right?"

The audience let out a "huh".

"According to rumors, a reporter asked: 'This is your second hometown. Don't you want to take a handful of soil from your hometown when you leave?' The ambassador said sincerely: 'Yes, my lungs are full. full!'"

……

One after another, there was no nonsense, and the applause came one after another, and it couldn't stop at all. This was a hilarious speech, and it was also a speech that was timely and down-to-earth!
More strictly speaking, this is a stand-up show!

The whole speech did not take the route of heavy atmosphere at all, it was completely opposite to the style of Chai Jing's famous speech.

Because Li Fan knows that complaining cannot solve the problem, and the reality of the country is doomed to be difficult to solve for the time being.We ordinary people, just make complaints about it, there is no need to make the speech lifeless.

When the time and situation are appropriate, let the public feel happy, and the purpose of this speech will be achieved.

The young man on the stage was humorous and humorous, and the audience in the audience was in charge of laughing uncontrollably, and various media had already pressed the shutter countless times, and each photo was frozen.It's just that the photographers' hands are trembling, and they don't know how the final image quality will be.

And the fun is still going on.

(PS: Dear friends, because I have something to do and I am not at home tonight, so the evening chapter has been released in advance of the day.)
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