Douluo's opening god-level choice

Chapter 3 is really not my name!It's my horse calling!

Just when Ye Xuanyou was about to complain to his mother who seemed to be inhuman that he did not have a golden finger when traveling, the white card beside Ye Xuanyou suddenly emitted a white light, covering his entire body. Shrouded in it, with a whirl of heaven and earth.

Ye Xuanyou successfully crossed over. At the moment when he lost consciousness, Ye Xuanyou had something to say
"Bad review! I want to give a bad review! I want to throw up"

"Yuck~"

When Ye Xuanyou woke up again, he found that his butt was cold.

"Ah? What time is this evening? Where is this place? Although I don't know, but the wind seems to be noisy today? It makes me feel cold."

In a daze, Ye Xuanyou woke up from the sound of his nagging. He vaguely saw a big bird flying over his head, and then pulled him to fly the big bird with disdain. Even if he died, Ye Xuanyou would never forget the look of contempt in his eyes!That human face.
"Crack~"

The lump of purple-brown flying was dropped by Big Bird's precision dart, and fell towards Ye Xuanyou's head at an extremely fast speed.

"Fuck!"

"I flash!"

"Depend on!"

"I was careless! No flash!"

"My Nima"

The hasty dodging made Ye Xuanyou, who hadn't adapted to the aftereffects of inferior time travel cards, not notice the environment he was in the first time.

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On a big tree over a hundred meters, a figure who looks like a kid of seven or eight years old appears out of nowhere, silently adding an inconspicuous vitality to the Douluo Continent
(ps——Ye Xuanyou: I don't want to lose face? Is it really just like that? The dog author doesn't even give me a decent idiom!)
It fell on the pile of leaves at the top of the big tree. This big tree is very lush, with dense leaves and light green. Ye Xuanyou was lucky to land on the most lush one.

But I don't know if it's Ye Xuanyou's habit, the sleeping Ye Xuanyou likes to roll around
So he fell
Fortunately, the belt around his waist caught a tree branch, preventing him from falling and falling to his death.

He looked like a Teddy hanging on a clothes hanger, quietly enjoying the refreshment of being blown by the cold wind!

The low-quality alien world crossing card really deserves to be a low-quality card. A strange man in his 20s has turned into a seven or eight-year-old young lady just like this. Thinking about it, I feel goosebumps explode.

The next step is to follow the direction of the plot written by the writer. Ye Xuanyou was suddenly sobered by that big pile of cockroaches, but he didn't have time to look at the environment he was in, so he flashed hastily but he found that he didn't flash!
Coincidentally, the waistband of the trousers is broken!

"Axi!"

Born in the midst of "shit", with the broken waistband, at that moment, Ye Xuanyou avoided the rhythm of being baptized by Da Tuoxiang at the beginning of the other world, but fortunately, Ye Xuanyou found that he is now in the It was a very awkward position, and he also found a problem that caused him a headache—his pants became crotch pants because the waistband was broken. And there was air leakage!
A branch thicker than Ye Xuanyou's waist just caught the falling Ye Xuanyou.

"Uh, this position is so embarrassing! What should I do?"

Ye Xuanyou was hugging this branch trembling, he was afraid of heights!Not to mention the fear of heights, the key is that his buttocks are leaking and chilly.

Moreover, he saw that there were at least twenty floors above the ground, so if he fell, he would probably be smashed into a pile of mud.

Ye Xuanyou wanted to climb down, but his position was very awkward. There was no tree branch for him to borrow strength from. He couldn't go up or down, so he could only hug the branch and tremble.

"My dear mother! Come and save your big boy! If you don't come, your precious son will fall into a pile of mud!" Ye Xuanyou didn't know whether he was out of heart or released his nature.

With the changes in his body, his mentality seems to have changed a little bit?
In terms of character, he has changed from a 25-year-old strange Shumai to a somewhat jumpy Erha youth.

Is this feeling coming back?Don't make a fuss, it's good, it goes back 17 years, it really deserves to be an inferior brand product.

At this time, Ye Xuanyou was as if the Erha had been thrown into the snow, the original blood was released, and he had instantly evolved from the demolition-level Erha to the demolition brigade-level Erha. Make a fuss.

In fact, his so-called social beatings in the past few years are all just for fun. What years have accumulated are all bullshit.It's because he's just joking around,

Behind Ye Xuanyou, there is a father who is soft-fed, and a mother who is soft-fought. There is no need to think about the future at all, and the game is over.

"Mom! Mom, did you hear that? Your young master is about to burp!"

"Mom, don't come again,"

"I'm unconscious, the kind that cuts off children and grandchildren."

Ye Xuanyou hugged the branch with blank eyes, screaming half-deadly, but no one paid attention to him.

【Hiss~~~~】

"Why did I hear the horse barking?" Ye Xuanyou was confused. He was on a tree more than 60 meters away. Where did the horse bark?
[Hey, little brother, your golden finger has arrived, do you have anything to say to me? ] I saw a small golden spot of light falling from the sky and landed in front of Ye Xuanyou.

"What's your name?" Ye Xuanyou looked curiously at a small light spot floating in front of his eyes.

[I didn't call!That's what I called the horse. 】909 Ye Xuanyou was a little dumbfounded by the dialect voice. He didn't expect that there is a dialect version of Cheat Finger these days?

"No! I'm asking what your name is!" Ye Xuanyou wanted to know its name more than Goldfinger's dialect, whether it was a system or something.

[I didn't call!That's what I called the horse! 】This voice with dialect seems to be still struggling with a problem, that is, it really didn't bark, it was his horse barking.

"I asked what your name is!"

[I @…#&@TM said it, but I didn't call it!I didn't call!I didn't call!That's what I called the horse! 】909 is going crazy!He swears, he really didn't bark!That was really what his horse called!
".I, Nima, asked what your name is! I didn't ask what your name is!"

"Why do you always emphasize your horse barking? Besides, I haven't seen your horse!"

[Host, are you talking about my mother?Or is it my horse? 】

"I said you are a horse!"

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[I always feel that something is wrong there! 】

[Is it my illusion? 】

"That's right, it's your illusion! Since you are my golden finger, please help me out of the predicament in front of me, thank you!"

【oh!I figured it out! 】

【Are you talking about me dropping a horse?Just now I turned him into a grudge!My drop horse is a vindictive horse, you know it! 】

"Hehe, of course I know. As a time traveler, how can I not know how to transform a horse with fighting spirit? I just don't know if your horse can chase and outrun Dou Di!"

[That's not a big deal!Back then I stole Xiao Xun'er's underwear, but my horse didn't even catch up with Xiao Yanyao!Let me cowhide it! 】

"You are awesome, you are awesome!"

"But please take a look at my current situation! Is it time to listen to your heroic stories in peace?"

"After a while, your host will fall from a height of more than 60 meters! It will be smashed into mud!"

【Ahem, this is my negligence!I will begin my duty as a system! 】

[Below 909, my father 001! 】

[I am a super god-level selection system! 909 solves your problems for you! 】

[Due to the embarrassing situation of the host!Provide you with three options! 】

[There are three choices, please see options]

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　Jiuzi usually has two shifts every day, at 6:6 am and [-]:[-] pm.
　　If there are no accidents, basically there will be no interruption.

　　If there is an accident, I will also code the two chapters of the next day one day in advance.

　　Unless something happened two days in a row.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)