Douluo's opening god-level choice

Chapter 2 I'm not fucking human?

"Joke! I am a masculine man! I am indomitable!"

"A tough guy who bleeds, sweats and doesn't shed tears!"

"I'd rather die standing up than be born on my knees as a good boy!"

"Will I be the kind of person who eats soft food and clings to rich women?"

"Humph!"

Ye Xuanyou's voice was full of disgust, his eyes were full of disdain, and he looked like I was a real man.

[So, what is the choice of the host? 】

"Oh, I'll take the second one!"

【. . . . . . . 】

Regarding the system's problems, Ye Xuanyou replied calmly, as if what he just said was fart.

"I've said it all, I'm a real man!"

"There is a saying in China that a man can bend and stretch!"

"Besides, it's just a swear! If you swear, you can gain the ability to predict the future day, so why don't I go buy a lottery ticket?"

"These days! No one really takes swearing seriously, does they? No?"

Ye Xuanyou said here that he thought of his little brother Ye Xiao, and swore that if it was useful, Ye Xiao would have been struck to death by lightning a few years ago, the kind that poked his bones to ashes.

[Can this system think that you are stuck with a BUG? 】

"Look! What you said is wrong! It's the option you released by the system, I just made a choice, and you didn't indicate what you want to do, right, from my understanding, it can only be said verbally That's all, there is no need to take actual actions, this is your own mistake, and it has nothing to do with me."

【. . . . . . 】

The system felt a little bit pained: "It's not easy to take the host this time! I'm old and can't keep up with the thinking of young people! It seems that I should retire, let my son take the job, I should go to enjoy the happiness .”

The old system wanted to retire, but before leaving, Jiang was still old and spicy.

[The territory of this system, this uncle has the final say! 】

[This system believes that the host has the idea of ​​forcing a card bug! 】

[And the attitude is extremely bad, this system decided to break away from the host! 】

[Because I have chosen a host, I will give you an alien travel card]

[But this system is not very happy, so where to go, this system has the final say! 】

"???"

A series of voices sounded in Ye Xuanyou's mind, and he was stunned.

When did he have a bad attitude?
"I TM!"

"The mentality is exploding!"

Ye Xuanyou felt that there was nothing wrong with what he said just now?Why is it regarded as extremely bad attitude?And as a system, is it okay to treat the host like this?What about your three principles as a system?Have you been eaten by a dog?

(Dog: ???) --(What's none of my business?)
"Isn't it just a little word game with you? System, are you serious? I can't admit my mistake! You have separated from the host as soon as you come up, my little heart can't help it! Be careful, I will lie on the ground and blackmail you, , Ah bah, please!"

Ye Xuanyou couldn't miss this opportunity to change his life. This might be the life choice that the fortune teller said back then.If you make a mistake, you will lose your life. You must not miss this opportunity, and you must seize it.

[This system is getting old, and my ears are not working well. I can't hear what the host is saying? 】

[My uncle's decision is not even God's control over me! 】

The old system thought for a while: "Since I'm going to retire, which world should I send him to?" The old system remembered that his son was talking about when he found a continent he wanted to go to?Fighting?It doesn't seem right, is it Dou,,, Douluo?It is the host of Douluo Continent.

"It doesn't matter, since my son can't be found, then I will throw the kid in front of him to him. As for whether this kid knows about Douluo Dalu, I don't care. I have been an obedient system for so many years and retired. , I have to be self-willed once! Trick this brat once!"

(ps—Ye Xuanyou: Are you cheating on your son, or on me?)

"Dare to play word games with this elderly-level system? I won't blackmail you to death. It's no different from my son of a bastard. He knows how to play tricks in a day."

[Countdown to leave the host!Last five seconds! 】

[This system has already been decided, what kind of mainland will I send you to fight, I forgot! 】

[Five seconds countdown! 】

【Fives! 】

[Let's go! 】

In Ye Xuanyou's heart, there were 1 mud horses running past.
"You're so perfunctory even with several countdowns, I want to sue you!"

"It's too unreliable! It's so fucking nonsense! It's a continent of hammers! I don't want to go!"

"Dear mom and dad! I was wrong! I want to go home! I want to eat soft food! Don't think about self-reliance anymore! Please save your dear son! Otherwise, you are so big I'm going to be thrown into some kind of continent!"

Suddenly Luo Yanyun's voice appeared in Ye Xuanyou's mind, "Son, it's okay, let's just go play and Mom will bring you back later!"

This time it was Ye Xuanyou's turn to be shocked, what the hell?I'm fucking not human?Could it be that my mother is a hidden boss?

(ps: Are you not human, or is your mother not human?)
But the situation is critical, it's too late to think about it!Call for help first!

"My dear mother! The point is that the system left me before it threw me into that bastard's mainland! I'm now three" nothing!Before Ye Xuanyou finished speaking, he disappeared with a ray of light.

Luo Yanyun froze for a moment, what did her big boy say just now?There are still time travel without a system these days?What a mess!

"But it's about the safety of the eldest son, so let's check it out."

"Jarvis, get the information on the system that took over my grandson!"

Only a crisp voice was heard from Luo Yanyun's bedroom.

[Sister Luo, it is the god-level selection system numbered 001 (retired)]

"It turned out to be that unreliable old guy? And what the hell is retirement?"

【Sister Luo, 001 just decided to retire just now because the young master played word games with him, and felt that he and the young man's thinking couldn't keep up. 】

"Then what I said just now meant that he was sent through time with nothing?" Luo Yanyun frowned.

【Sister Luo, it’s not like nothing. Before 001 retired, he entrusted the young master to his son 909.】

"Jarvis, but what?" It was rare for Luo Yanyun to see Jarvis hesitate.

[It’s like this, Sister Luo, 909’s school grades and internship grades are outrageous, it belongs to the kind of system with detached thinking, extremely unreliable, but unreliable luck, I’m worried about the young master]

"Pfft! Can you call up the 909 internship information and let me have a look?"

Following a moment of silence, Luo Yanyun's bedroom was filled with laughter.

"Hahahaha!! I laughed to death, I can't do it! Oh, I laughed to death!"

"This 909 made me laugh so hard, what a fucking talent! I didn't expect the system to be able to play like this at all?"

"That's him! Send this little guy number 909 to my big brother!"

"I feel that a lot of interesting things will definitely happen between the two of them!"

[Sister Luo, do you really want to send 909? ] The voice named Jarvis was a bit worried.

"Pai, why not, originally 909 was appointed by that old fellow 001, if I disagree, wouldn't someone say that I, the boss, don't have friendship?"

"Besides, I think 909 is very interesting."

[Hey, Sister Luo, as long as you are happy! 】

"Then it's time to clean up some things. I haven't shown up for too long. It seems that many people have forgotten that there is a big boss behind them."

The words have come to this point, and the killing intent is full, but there is one thing that Luo Yanyun can't think of.

His eldest son, Ye Xuanyou, was hanging in a daze on a tree hundreds of meters high, blowing the cold wind.

And the system numbered 909 is on its way there on horseback.

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(End of this chapter)