LOL: He has too many routines

Chapter 47 Please change the name to "Crouching Dragon's Live Broadcast Daily"

The title of the 115th issue of "Teacher Xu Comes to Patrol the Mountain" is "Mentally disabled chaffinch slides, eats blood and falls to the ground".

Therefore, the audience was not surprised by the tragedy of the lovely and charming old lady Rock Sparrow, but was just curious about what would happen after she landed.

In the video, the passing prince and the flying super rocket all gave the audience infinite reverie.

But I really didn't expect...

The rock sparrow that fell to the ground with residual blood was blown to death by the mushroom.

You know, just a few seconds ago, the chipmunk just killed Teemo, and the grass on Teemo's grave hasn't grown yet.

"Hahahahaha, brothers, I never thought that the rock sparrow would die in this way. Looking at the title of this issue, I thought she would get stuck on a bug and fell to the ground to die. Who would have guessed that the mushroom exploded and killed her."

"It's really a good reincarnation, the heavens will spare no one."

"Brothers all know that whether it's the game of kings playing barbarian kings or the game of silver, my ban position is for mushrooms."

"This hero is really disgusting. Leaving aside blindness, if you accidentally step on one of those mushrooms, most of your HP will be lost."

"Not to mention that some teammates play mushrooms, it's like a animal. You are fighting with others, and it watches the battle in stealth. When you die, it will come out and take away the bloody head."

"Team battles can be lost, but Teemo must die. There is a lot of truth in it."

"........."

Glancing at the barrage, Zhang Zijing also counted Teemo's "Ten Crimes" with the audience, and kept complaining about the disgusting aspects of this hero.

He completely forgot how he disgusted the opponent when he took out Teemo after his Barbarian King was taken away by the opponent in the game of kings.

"Brothers, let's continue!"

Press the space bar, and the paused screen and barrage scroll again.

"The Juggernaut is so decisive, he will do it if he refuses to accept it. The battlefield is too magical, what should we do?"

"Hello everyone, I am Master Yi, yes, Master Yi who is known as the Mad Dog Sword Master! You can see me killing and chasing people in the matching, brass and silver rounds of Summoner's Canyon for a long time. "

"That's why people call Manzi, Juhuaxin and me together Man Yixin."

"what?"

"You ask me why I am ranked second? Of course, the eldest is too frustrating to look older, and the third is too young to focus on chrysanthemums."

"You all say that our three brothers, Man Yixin, are the gods of low-end games!"

"I agree with this point. However, I also want to say that we can also call the wind and rain in high-end games."

"Among other things, this game is the black silk rose that I spent a lot of money on... um, the black rose diamond qualifying match."

"The purpose is to prove that I, Master Yi, can also fight the wind and rain in the high-end game. As for the three brothers Man Yixin who are called the low-end game, the two noobs, Manzi and Juhuaxin, have lowered my force. "

"Today, I will prove for myself!"

On the screen, I saw a sword master named [National Server's No. [-] Girlfriend Madman] standing in front of the enemy's front teeth, holding a sword with both hands horizontally, dancing ghosts and beasts.

Very arrogant.

"Fuck? Brothers!"

"Isn't this the game I played with Zhixun, Sister Zhou, and Sister Dai yesterday afternoon?"

"Why did you come to visit Teacher Xu to patrol the mountain?"

Zhang Zijing pressed pause, and looked at the Juggernaut player's ID, extremely surprised.

In his previous life, he watched every issue of "Ms. Xu Comes to Patrol the Mountain".Although he didn't remember the rock sparrow was blown to death by Teemo just now, but after watching it once, he could immediately find a trace of familiarity in his memory.

However, he can clearly say that he has never appeared in "Ms. Xu Comes to Patrol the Mountain".

Unexpectedly, the content just broadcast yesterday was submitted to Mr. Xu and made into a video.

If I knew it earlier, I would add a watermark in the live broadcast room, so that anyone who has watched the video will know that this material was typed by the anchor of Yuniang TV [I am Wolong], so the attention and popularity will not increase.

Hey hey hey.

Glancing at the barrage, Zhang Zijing found that all of them said "Hurry up, let me watch the mountain patrol by myself", and hurriedly resumed playing.

"I want to fight five at the Diamond Bureau!"

"Look, the little bastards on the opposite side came out, only the ice girl was sent home by the male knife brother in the middle and has not been revived."

"But it doesn't matter, for the invincible me—Master Yi, torturing the spring is a simple and easy thing."

"Let me deal with these chickens and dogs first."

"Ok?"

I saw the enemy Goutou, Thresh, Skateboard Shoes, and Leopard Girl surrounded the Juggernaut who was doing things in front of their highland gate, but they all looked hesitant and did not dare to step forward.

In the end, Leopard Girl threw a Q skill first.

However, Juggernaut Xiaoman dodged him with a twist of his waist.

"Yo yo yo, that's it?"

"Hey, the two little B's from Shadow Island are about to be joined together. Don't move, I will let you do three tricks first, so as not to say that I bully the children."

"Oh, it still hurts."

"Three tricks have passed, it's my turn!"

"Open the door, let the mad dog go!!!"

A yellow light flashed, and in less than 3 seconds, all four enemies fell down, while the Juggernaut stood on their bodies and felt the lonely cold wind.

"Invincible is so lonely~Invincible is so empty~"

"Don't ask me why the damage is so high, just look at my equipment."

"In the Jianghu, there has been a Yidao style since ancient times. In fact, I am the true one hundred and eight generations of the Yidao style. Yi Dao is also."

"what?"

"You don't believe it?"

"Okay, I'm going to perform for you now."

The Juggernaut rushed to the spring, and the enemy ice girl just came back to life.

The Q skill suddenly went up, and then chopped down with a knife.

However, the ice girl actually used the golden body.

"Spray him Q!!!"

"Golden body? What is a golden body?"

"In the eyes of my Yidao Liuyi master, he is a hot chicken."

"If you want to learn my one-knife style, please go to Mr. Xu's TB grocery store to buy snacks~"

The golden body of the ice girl was hacked to death by the Juggernaut.

The familiar scene reappeared in Zhang Zijing's live broadcast room.

"I'll go, isn't Xu Zihan too shameless?"

"No, I want to complain! The master of swordsmanship is obviously going to my studio to learn, why did he go to his snack shop to learn?"

"He definitely wants the brothers watching the video to be like him, crying and eating."

Zhang Zijing was shocked by Xu Zihan's coquettish operation, it was the first time he saw someone who could talk and sway a little more than him.

"What? Three little fangs, you said the following mountain patrols are all my videos?"

Sure enough, Bai Xiaosheng's title was given correctly.

I really don’t know how the three little canines managed to focus on N. While watching Zhang Zijing’s live broadcast, they could also watch the latest episode of Teacher Xun’s Tour of the Mountain.

"Brothers, let's continue to see."

"If the following are really all my live broadcast clips, then simply ask Lao Xu to change the mountain tour to "Crouching Dragon's Live Daily", then we can become the ceiling of entertainment anchors in the League of Legends division in a few weeks."

6 minute later.

The short "Teacher Xu Comes to Patrol the Mountain" ended.

There are 5 fragments shown in it, they are:
【Whirlwind Dema Spinning Spinning Top Meets Porcelain Five-member Group】

[The stupefied Qing Hanbing was actually killed by his own basic attack]

[The murderer in the canyon racing case turned out to be him]

[The blind man smoked the Shadow Stream Lord to death without washing his feet]

[The policewoman bought a new gun and Jinx was wiped out immediately]

"It's really all my daily live broadcast, but Lao Xu is also a real person, and at the end he wrote the material from my live broadcast room."

"Otherwise I really want to talk to him."

"Also, brothers, do you understand? Old Xu, like the author, has no manuscripts and relies on editing."

"So today's live broadcast ends here, good night~"

　Heat stroke in winter, headache.Otherwise, I think these two chapters can be written more substantial.

　　Thank you brothers for your recommendation tickets, you guys are really awesome these two days, so I will add more the day after tomorrow! ! ! !
　　


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