LOL: He has too many routines

Chapter 46 Issue 115

"Uh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh..."

A burst of lively and familiar music sounded, and Zhang Zijing laughed unconsciously.

"Teacher Xu is here to patrol the mountain, and I'll take you to pretend to fly~~"

That's right.

Zhang Zijing is watching the latest "Teacher Xu Comes to Patrol the Mountain" on Biz.com.

From ten o'clock last night to now, he has been broadcasting live for nearly 11 hours.Even with health tea, he couldn't stand it.

Of course, not physically.

It's just that the brain becomes a little confused, the thinking becomes dull, and it is difficult to operate when playing games.

It seems that even if you get the "health tea" provided by the system, it's not enough to stay up all day long. You have to squint once in a while to keep your mind clear.

It happened to be 9 o'clock at the end of the round of [Explosive VN, One Crossbow Shocked, Alliance Instantly Changes to CF Headshot Mode].

As we all know, "Teacher Xu Came to Patrol the Mountain" in the parallel world happened to be updated at nine o'clock on Sunday morning.

The mountain patrol video is a new series of funny League of Legends videos produced by Mr. Xu after "Attack on Primary School Students".Retained the consistent style: Adhere to the talk, drive a small drive is not considered driving.

Mountain patrolling is also the biggest source of happiness for Zhang Zijing in the old house every week besides abusing food.

Zhang Zijing is not the kind of person who plays ghosts and animals for a long time. He played "Ms. Xu Comes to Patrol the Mountain" just to share the happiness with the audience brothers.

"One library!"

As the green hat scout Timo was kicked away by the blind man, the fat and cheap teacher Xu appeared on the screen.

"Hello everyone, audience. I am the handsome Xu Zihan who relies on his face to make a living. Welcome to the 115th episode of "Teacher Xu Comes to Patrol the Mountain" program."

Of course, the audience will never pay attention to Xu Zihan's handsome Bilian.

As the saying goes, "Turn off the barrage at the beep station, and the fun will be less than half." Sometimes watching the barrage is far more interesting than watching the video.

No, a large group of barrage is coming:

"Teacher Xu is here to make a meal tour, and I'll take you through the wall and fly you~"

"Victory for the Immortal Cultivation Party!"

"Just delivered [-] views..."

"It's the first time it's so close."

"It's all from the Cultivation Party... Am I the only one who sets the alarm clock to get up early on weekends to see Teacher Xu?"

"1 minute hot~"

"Hot hot hot hot hot..."

"Redefining Sunday."

"Still burning your mouth for 2 minutes."

"Old Xu Short!!!!"

"I'm promising, 3 minutes, warm."

"The Immortal Cultivation Party scared me so much that I quickly turned off the barrage."

……

Everyone in the old mountain patrol knew that the first time was Xu Zihan's flirting time.

This issue is no exception, Xu Zihan directly started talking about Dafa.

"Summer is here, and it's time to show off your figure. As for me... I'm just a little fat, high, and anxious, so I want to lose weight."

"Later, I found out that since I lost weight, my eating habits have changed."

"When I used to eat snacks, I just ate them directly. Now, I have to look at the calorie meter first. If the calories are too high."

"Just... cry and eat TT."

Ahahahaha.

It's not that I said, the laughing point of 17 is really a bit low now.

After the coquettish talk, it's time to enter the "Daily Spotlight" session.

"Old Xu Bao, who reads the news in the world, knows everything about the news every week."

"LOL may add a voice chat system, and Riot says it is considering it."

"LOL is a team game, voice communication is definitely more convenient and efficient than typing, but everyone must have thought that after the voice system is added, many people will definitely be overjoyed, and finally... no need to type. "

"Eat me with a quality triple~"

Zhang Zijing: I know! ! !Added, but it is the voice of the team! ! !
"Qian Jue's test server has been greatly changed, and the maximum range can reach thousands (1325)... It is not a dream to kill devils from [-] miles away."

Zhang Zijing: I also know this. It seems that there is also a book brother who became famous after Qian Jue played power leveling after the revision and then posted online dating tutorials on Douyin! !

"The humanized function will be launched, signal shielding and 15 shots...Version 7.10 will officially update these two functions. I don't know when there will be a function to block cheating teammates, ahahahaha...that is really humanized."

Zhang Zijing:? ? ?The damn 15 shots are coming, can I still let Lao Tzu abuse the dishes, it seems that I should kill a little less in the early stage.

"The small accountant in Jiangzhen embezzled nearly 890 million ([-] million) of G money to reward the League of Legends anchor. He didn't buy a house or a car... Hey, the world is going down, and people's hearts are not old. You say you have this money, go to my Taobao store to buy some What a treat."

Zhang Zijing: How nice it is to reward me, 99 is enough! ! !

"Ahahaha~~"

A burst of funny music struck, and the feature film finally started.

"You bloody ghosts, you know how to beat and beat all day long. The four chest muscles are so glued together, and you beat me like a dog. My mother is so beautiful that no one will take a look at it. Do you think you are blind dog?" Eye."

I saw four big red men beating the blue poodle, and the blue sparrow full of blood was outputting wildly behind, and no one cared about her.

The poodle killed, and the blood volume of the four people on the red side is not very healthy.

"Ehhh... little rascal, I didn't tell you that you're here, can you stop joining in the fun?"

The mushroom on the astronaut's skin flashed a QAA chaffinch, and the chaffinch's blood volume dropped instantly.

Fortunately, several rounds of Q skills all hit.

The mushroom was taken away directly, and the chipmunk's blood volume was less than half, and it was still losing under the torment of the venom and Landry.

"Look, dead."

At the same time, the remaining Xuenuo Shou was also crushed to death by a rock from the sparrow.

"What the hell, is there no blood?"

"My old lady eats blood bags and never plays cards according to the routine."

I have to say that the chaffinch pierced by the mushroom's poisonous needle is very uncomfortable, and the blood volume that was originally full is now less than 1/3.

In the polar chaos mode, you can't go back to the city to make up the state, you can only recover blood through the blood packs distributed on the map.

"Yahhoo—"

So, Rock Sparrow started his big move and rushed towards the far away blood bag.

"Hehe~"

On the way, Rock Sparrow saw a bloody prince, but she didn't get out of the car.

After all, the blood bag is too tempting.

It has to be said that the rock sparrow's driving skills are still very good, and it accurately crushed the blood bag, and in an instant, the blood volume increased by a large amount.

Beautiful!
However, tragedies often happen when people are at their best.

The chaffinch continued to drive along the rocky path.

however.

Jinx sent a big rocket.

"Oh!"

The two collided, and the blood volume that Rock Sparrow had not recovered easily bottomed out again in an instant.

"Eh?"

Before Rock Sparrow could react, she was pushed out of the car on the rocky road by the shrinking terrain of Smash Bros.

The moment it landed, the rock sparrow seemed to have stepped on something bad.

It's mushrooms!
The deceleration mark sends the chaffinch away directly with 180 points of magic damage.

A yellow question mark "The Enemy Disappeared" rose above the chaffinch's corpse.

"Fujiwara Takumi Fujiwara Takumi Fujiwara Takumi Fujiwara Takumi..."

"This question mark is the most coquettish."

"It's very annoying for teammates to type question marks, but fortunately they can be blocked immediately."

"Mushroom + Missile, the Teemo kill above is the highlight."

"Prince Baga's exclusive bgm."

"Team battles can be lost, but Teemo must die. But why does Teemo go to eat blood packs?"

"It is recommended to close the barrage to eat..."

　Thank you for the starting point coins rewarded by the square and round bosses, I love your Marvel rolls in the heavens so much~~~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)