LOL: He has too many routines

Chapter 3: The Painful Mask of Household Routine

Zhang Zijing played Senna in this game.

He didn't know that the enemy Jess was Xuanshen, and the only thought in his mind now was to win this round and complete the system assessment.

Two weeks ago, I was lucky to be selected by the system.After signing the agreement, the system began to test and assess Zhang Zijing's LOL show routine index: with only one routine, with 4 brass-ranked water friends, within 15 days, the flexible group will reach the Ionian Diamond 1 rank.

In the eyes of many people, this is almost an impossible assessment.

There are many reasons, most of which can be summed up in the following doggerel.

Don't you see, the water is deep in Ionia, and the crouching tiger hides the dragon.

Don't you see, brass water friends have a lot of fun, patrolling the mountains and rubbish in the garbage every week.

Don't you see, black iron, brass, silver, gold, platinum, and diamonds are six heavenly moats.

Don't you see, Guoyi was guarding in front of the Diamond Gate back then.

However, Zhang Zijing is about to do it.

That day, I meditated on the toilet for 1 minute, comprehensively combining hero characteristics, runes, lineup collocation, soldier line monster refresh time, various buffs, etc. The ancient military theory book "Sun Tzu's Art of War" is cleverly matched with various keyboard warrior network literature and art.

He created the strongest routine in history, the hexagonal attribute full of housekeeping routines.

Routine users only need to play the game according to the "routine script", and scoring points is as simple as drinking water.

Now that he is short of the last game, he will be able to complete the system assessment.

In this game, Jess bullied the angel and was taken away by Senna who was hiding in the grass, which was the beginning of the script.

The upcoming schedule includes:
[Jess was brutally targeted by the jungler, and was killed by three people jumping over the tower]

[Angel Senna is missing, and the bot lane duo is besieged]

[Jess turns on the tower stealing mode, and all the enemies are fighting in the bottom lane]

[Breaking the blue high ground in 15 minutes, Xuanshen bluntly said that I am invincible]

[Angel Senna guards the front teeth, and the blue team takes advantage of the situation to break the three-way tower]

[The red side prepares for a wave in the middle, and is wiped out by the six angels]

[Senna has passively reached 300 floors, and 2 levels of Kai'Sa died]

[All the members on the opposite side are gathered in a storm, and they really can't beat them in the later stage]

[Senna shot beyond the high ground, the red side surrendered in 109 minutes]

After cooperating with the performance of the nearly two-hour script.

Xuanshen savored the swelling pain in his bladder and his sore lower back, and kept greeting the five people opposite him, leaving behind a roar of "I will ban Senna from now on", and shut down the live broadcast with lightning speed.

. . . . . .

The next day, a post on the LOL Post Bar was pinned to the top.

【Shock!Xuanshen live broadcast encountered dirty routines.15 attacks in two hours failed to destroy the enemy's crystal, and finally surrendered helplessly, and the disgrace was broadcast. 】

The post described the course of that game in detail, and summarized the routine used by the blue team:
Ban Position: Card Barbarian Ryze Gem Nightmare
Lineup: Senna, Angel, Amumu, Golem, Little Mage.

Runes: Senna (Assault, Overgrowth of the Vicestrap)

Angel (swift pace, paralaced storm gathering)
Amumu (aftershocks + overgrowth, gathering of parafrenal storms)

Golem (Aftershocks + Overgrowth, Gathering of Parafrenal Storms)

Minor Mage (Arcane Comet + Storm Gathering, Parafrenulum Overgrowth)

Core idea: put the three-way high ground, let the opponent's super soldiers eat up the line, and slow down the opponent's development.Relying on the angel to quickly clear the soldiers and explode the soul made Senna keep stacking passively, and finally let the opponent kneel down under Senna with thousands of attack power and range and raise the white flag.

Style of play: Senna goes out with a weak assistant to learn W, and walks on the road with Angel and squats in the grass.After discovering that the opponent's top laner appeared, the angel went to seduce, and then Senna took a blood by surprise to establish an advantage.

Then quickly clear the line, wait until level 2, and cooperate with Amumu to jump over the tower and kill the opponent's top laner.Then develop steadily to level 6 and join the middle lane, and the five of them will catch it together.Rely on the serial control of Amumu, Stone Man, and Little Mage to kill the duo and immediately take down the dragon, expand your own advantage, and limit the appearance time of the ancient dragon soul.

Then the five played a team in the bottom lane, gave the head to the angel, took as many dragons as possible, and gave up the defense towers in the top lane and the middle lane.

After the opponent destroyed a high ground, Senna and Angel went home, Angel cleared the line, and Senna picked up the soul.The little mage Amumu and the stone man are guarding the defense tower in the bottom lane.

By the 25th minute, Angel relied on super-high replenishment troops to make a five-piece set of Nasher's Fang, Runa's Hurricane, Greedy Hydra, Resurrection Armor, and Attack Speed ​​Boots.Senna is a three-piece set of Siren Killer, Edge of Night, and Rapid Fire Cannon and has about 200 passive layers.

Finally, turn on the home defense mode, leave the high ground, and wait for the opponent to attack.

Senna has always been passive, growing infinitely, and finally shot a child eight hundred miles away, torturing the opponent's mentality and bladder, convincing people with virtue, building momentum with martial arts, and forcing the opponent to surrender.

Notes: 1. Golem and Amumu are pure meat outfits, and use Senna's E skill to start a team. 2. Take more small dragons to slow down the refresh time of ancient dragons. 3. Wait for the super soldiers to hammer off their own lines and then clear the soldiers, so that the opponent can only eat the economy of the wild area and slow down their development.

like!like!like!Say important things three times.

After a while, the usage rate of Senna and Angel in the flexible arrangement and matching mode of the national server game area increased sharply.

Countless Nuoshou, Galen, and weapon players had evil thoughts because they saw the small angel standing alone outside the grass.They picked up axes, big swords, and lampposts and threw them at Kyle's thin body.

Enjoy the pleasure of top lane bullies bullying weaker heroes.

But justice will never be late, every time in the middle of their atrocities, a cloud of black mist will float out of the grass, and they will be weakened.

All of a sudden, he changed from a tough guy of steel to a weak and weak Wei Nan, who could only let the two women ravage them, and was finally deprived of his blood.

There are also countless bot lane duos who are bullying the lone stone man. While happily eating tapies, they are beaten violently by four big guys who came out of nowhere, and become desperate mandarin ducks.

Of course, there are countless angel players who have enjoyed the fun of clearing soldiers and getting cramps.Countless Senna players enjoy picking up souls all over the ground more happily than the little mage and the dog's head stacking Q, not only increasing the range, attack power, crit, blood sucking, but also getting money.

Beautiful~~~
When the enemy is about to give up the attack, it is even more interesting to send a sentence "I am almost out of Internet fees, please persevere".

It is even more joyful to watch the opponent surrender in despair at the end.

However, the pain mask can be worn by anyone.

The following dialogues are all the yells of routine losers:
"Fuck, angel, you're a fool, why don't you use your big move to Senna and give it to the little mage? Can you play, play two more matches to practice your hands, don't come to trick me."

"I tell you not to ban Nightmare, you can't see it in the dark, Senna can't point people, the crystal exploded, right?"

"What are you doing if you don't control the dragon in the early stage? You were caught by the opponent in the 28-minute double dragon meeting. Are you able to play?"

"Senna, don't pick up souls, let's play a group!!! (150 decibels)"

"Come back quickly, don't chase after me, the super soldier stole the house, I will not move."

"I can't hold it anymore, why is my house stolen when I go to the bathroom?"

Of course, these have nothing to do with Zhang Zijing who completed the assessment and traveled back to 2017. The housekeeping routine is his last footprint in 2021.

Leave quietly without taking a cloud.

Came quietly and appeared as a nuclear explosion.

On the gaming chair in the rental house, Zhang Zijing looked at the list of rewards provided by the system and laughed wildly.

　After that, there will be a cool article, please read it.Also, ask for collection, for follow-up, and for double tickets.

　　Love you ((c).

　　
　
(End of this chapter)