LOL: He has too many routines

Chapter 2 First Blood
The red and blue junglers are Amumu and Wine Barrel respectively. As a herbivorous jungler, Amumu kowtowed and cried at his own blue buff, while Wine Barrel had a big belly and was happy with the two beauties Laughing, I don't care about the upcoming blue stone statue at all.

—Fight for a better tomorrow.

As Zeng Jin's first king of the national server, Xuanshen was trapped in the diamond rank even if he was cursed.He is still full of confidence.

I'm Senator Tallis, Guardian of the Upper Town.

I have Mercury's Hammer that is versatile and can be switched to a hexcannon at any time.

I am fearless, that is the power of progress.

Jess the Rosy Gentleman wore a red tie and held a giant hammer in both hands. He walked gracefully through the wild area, passed through the triangular grass on his home road, and stood on the wide river.

Sure enough, in the face of powerful strength, even the angel Kyle, who has obtained the inheritance of the righteous protoss, is afraid of three points.

Lo and behold, there was no one in sight.

Truth, always within range.

Compared with Angels who only had an attack range of 6 yards before level 125, the 500-yard attack range of Justalis in the cannon form is definitely the truth among the truths.

Blue electric currents surged around the body.

The dark fog of war slowly disappeared with the arrival of Jess.

Be truthful and fearless.

Jess walked directly to the defense tower on the blue side, but Kyle, the beauty he was looking forward to in his heart, did not appear again.

In the grass!

Jess immediately turned around and walked towards the first grass on the blue side.

He not only has the truth of the range, but also the conqueror!
征服者：【攻击或技能伤害会给予你2-5适应之力，持续6秒，最多叠加12层（近战英雄每次叠加2层），最大加成为24-60.在达到12层后，远程英雄将你的6％伤害转化为等额的治疗效果，近战为9％。】

ward, level A, power shock, level A, switch Mercury's hammer, sky leap, level A
The familiar combo has been conceived in Xuanshen's sea. With this set, it can maximize the conqueror. For the weak angel, this super high explosion is too small to bear.

Suddenly, the shining golden figure of an angel appeared outside the grass.

"Fuck, hide in the bushes, you know you can't beat me, now I'm going to run back to the tower, I'll beat you to death."

Similar to a script in your head.

After the cannon king of Piltover, Jess, shot a small cannon, he immediately shot a blue ball of electric energy and hit Kyle.Due to the range, the angel couldn't fight back, so he could only walk slowly towards Jess with a speed of 335.

—Smash the hammer down.

After finishing the AQA in the cannon form of Jess, the angel also walked in front of him.

It's not that easy to go back under the tower, and you need to bleed a little more.

Decisively switch hammer form, armor and magic resistance increased by 5 points, and the next attack will cause an additional 25 (+0.25AD) damage.

Surrounded by yellow light, put on an ignition, and then a hammer with magical damage.

The angel's blood bar dropped to about half in an instant.

--now you.

The angel was enraged, she did not continue to walk towards the defense tower, but raised the sword of justice in her hand.

A sword containing anger was slashed at the newly selected scumbag by the players, and the angel's blood volume increased by one bar thanks to the rune "Fast Step" and the effect of the life potion.

Immediately afterwards, 【Blazing Flame Impact】.A Celestial Gate was summoned by Kyle, shooting a burning blade at Jess, causing 60 (+0.5AP) (+0.6AD) panel damage, and also reducing his dual resistance by 15% and movement speed by 26%.

No pain, no itching, no power.

The angel's attack only knocked out a little of Jess' blood, but under the constant beating of Mercury's hammer, the angel's blood was only half a tube.

"Not flashing yet, isn't this fucking courting death?"

In the live broadcast room, Xuanshen didn't miss any chance to speak the Three Character Classic.

In his eyes, death is not far away if the angel is not handed over.

Just let me, Jess, take your first.

"Angel fights Jess at the first level, isn't that a kill?"

"Is the angel on the opposite side a diamond? How dare you do that."

"Shocked that the former King Xuangou was reduced to an actor in the promotion competition of the Diamond Bureau."

"Brothers wait for me to check the record."

"Damn it, Angel's ID is such a bug, the beautiful woman in the crotch is a jade blowjob, tsk tsk tsk..."

Seeing that Xuanshen was about to win blood, the barrage in the live broadcast room also floated white.

Why is Xuan God called Xuan Dog?

It's because he likes to swear in the game, and when he feels unsatisfactory, he starts to swear at his teammates. After spraying his teammates, he swears at the audience. His mouth is too stinky, and the sentence "I am a dog" in the live broadcast was edited into a video by water friends.

So, next second.

"Damn, I want to hire actors for the Flexible Diamond Bureau? Are you fucking out of your mind? My strength"

"Diao Jier Angel, return A, fuck you."

Seeing that the angel was about to be killed, Xuanshen's three-character scripture became more and more fluent.

If you are inferior, scold your teammates, but if you are superior, you must criticize your teammates.

However, Xuanshen, who only had human heads in his eyes, didn't immediately notice that a cloud of gray-black mist suddenly floated from behind Kyle.

It's Senna's W skill [Endless Together].

Deals 70+ (0.7 extra attack power) physical damage to the first hit target.After a 1 second delay, the fog will root the target and nearby enemy units for 1.25 seconds.

"Why the hell is Senna here too?"

Xuanshen was distracted by the barrage, coupled with the deceleration of the angel's Q skill, Jess was directly hit by the fog and imprisoned in place.

The angel kept waving the sharp blade in his hand, the spear in Senna's arms shot out gray light, and the small white suit on her body was covered with flames.

In just one second, Jess' blood volume plummeted.

"TMD!"

Incompetent roar.

The function of imprisonment is to make the target unable to move, but the imprisoned person can still make normal attacks.

The moment he was hit by the black mist, Xuanshen knew that he had hit too deeply, so he ran away immediately.

Then change it.

Jess raised the Hammer of Mercury in his hand again and smashed it towards the angel.

However, the angel turned around and walked in the opposite direction.

Just a little bit, just a little bit, could hit her, damn it.

Both feet were bound by the black mist, and the range of the hammer form was too short. Jess had lost his truth now, and could only be beaten by Senna who was ten miles away.

The moment the confinement disappeared, Jess immediately chased after the angel.

There is still a chance, and it can be replaced.

But then a light red halo appeared on his body, the damage of the war hammer was reduced by 40%, and he could no longer be as majestic and mighty as before 3 seconds ago.

When men fail, they will despair, and spraying people indiscriminately is a precursor to despair.

"What the fuck is Senna's belt so weak! Senator Tallis, give me some strength, can you replace it, and you still have to ride a big black horse with your damage."

The circular symbol shattered, and Senna launched a three-time normal attack in a row, causing 40 additional points of adaptive damage, and putting Jess into a vulnerable state, which lasted for 8 seconds and received [-]% additional damage.

The means are extremely cruel!

But Xuanshen didn't give up yet, and manipulated Jess to catch up with the angel in a flash, trying to take her to the spring together.

However, the yellow light that appeared under the angel's feet made him really desperate.

The angel flashed in the direction of the river.

In this way, it is avoided to be replaced by Jess, who has played a full-layer conqueror and is about to end his weakness.Second, it can cut off his escape route, and he can only die helplessly under the flat A of Senna's spear.

"First blood!"

The first blood was taken by the dark-skinned Senna.

And the angel stood near Jess's body, shrinking the wings behind him, and kept ghosting, "Salvage those who are not perfect, without compromise, this is for the greater good."

What a shame.

This wave was badly sprayed on the audience with one blood, Xuanshen pointed the finger at his own bottom lane and Yinbi opponents.

"Will the two xzzs in the bottom lane play games? Senna didn't even show up on the line and didn't even send a signal. Is this a diamond? Find a factory to tighten the screws."

"This Senna is also, the angel is her father, right? I don't develop myself, so I ran to the road at the first level to mess with me."

However, the barrage in the live broadcast room is more filled with joy and shock.

"The game can be lost, but Jess must die"

"Thanks Senna and Angel for eliminating the scumbags for Victor and Caitlin."

"Programme: "The Wrath of Xuan Dog""

"Guys, I'm back. The opposing Angel has a 52-game winning streak, with a 100% win rate. Senna's record is all MVP, and she averaged 30 kills per game!!!"

"Fuck, don't lie to me upstairs."

"Really, I checked it too, and I couldn't believe my eyes."

"Are they playing some tricks?"

　Because the housekeeping routine is too complicated, the author will use a special way to describe it. Please browse the next chapter quickly without delving into it.The detailed explanation of the routine will be announced in the comment area.

　　
　
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