Apprentice Crit Strike Return: It’s up to you to revitalize the Daomen

Chapter 35 Make Me Beautiful

"Hey, you, stay here, stop, or we'll call the police!"

"That is, you use a robot to drive a human, we have all seen it."

"That's right, there isn't even a dark cloud in the sky, how could lightning appear out of thin air, you are a liar, we took pictures for you, this is the proof."

I don't know how long it took, the paparazzi king himself got over his strength and struggled to get up, and no one dared to go up to help him.

Seeing that the team leader woke up at this moment, he panicked and yelled sternly.

"Dog layman, go back!"

Jiang Xiaoliu shook his head expressionlessly, turned around and closed the gate of the Taoist temple.

"Dog layman???"

Only then did the paparazzi king realize that the paparazzi is a job, and Wang is my real name. What a god, a dog layman, if you have the guts, come out and challenge him?

Looking at the gate of the Taoist temple, the paparazzi king gritted his teeth with hatred, but he didn't dare to swear a word.

Someone ran over and asked, "Brother Gou, what should we do? You are leading the team, so you have an idea."

Others also gathered around, and said with lingering fear: "This Taoist priest is too evil, let's run."

"Run your sister, is the money so easy to get? Do you still want to be in this business in the future?"

"Then what should I do? The Taoist priest didn't even move. If you were really struck to death by lightning, even if you took a video, it would be useless."

"Go away if you are afraid!"

"Damn, let's see what you can do, let's fight one-on-one, let me see how good you are!"

Paparazzi King's face was gloomy and he didn't speak, but the people under his command were arguing together, and his brains exploded due to the yelling.

run?
It is impossible to run.

Running back, this life is definitely over.

Peeping at other people's privacy is his paparazzi king's gifted skill, otherwise he wouldn't be able to thrive in this business.

Once this bowl of rice can't be eaten, and a big person is offended, it is estimated that the whole country will be in trouble.

Suddenly, the paparazzi king rolled his eyes, recalling the words of that nasty little Taoist priest, and a sinister smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Shut up, noisy yarn, is the live broadcast off?"

"Don't worry, Brother Gou, it's closed early, we still have some professionalism."

The paparazzi king glared at them angrily, pointed at the Taoist temple and said, "Go, go, offer incense to me one by one, every hall, every great god will offer incense to me, do you understand what it means?"

Everyone peeped at each other, not knowing why, and they all looked dumbfounded.

"Brother Dog, didn't we come to find his black material? Why give him money?"

"Yeah, aren't you an enemy?"

"Brother Dog, if you are afraid, let's disguise ourselves later and make amends, what should we do now that our boss finds out?"

Paparazzi King: "..."

Crazy, this group of pig teammates can't move at all.

"Are you all deaf to what the little Taoist said just now? 300 for a stick of incense, which Taoist temple dares to ask for 300 for a stick of incense casually? Is it worth it for this broken place?"

After speaking, everyone subconsciously glanced at the Taoist temple full of immortality, and a word popped up in their hearts at the same time: "It's worth it!"

The paparazzi king continued to spit and said: "Catch this point, everyone went in one by one to pay for incense, and at the same time secretly filmed me with a miniature camera, and then edited the video and sent it out immediately."

"The title is: What god is worshiped by 300 sticks of incense? A luxurious Taoist temple on a barren mountain! A show in a disaster area, a fortune for the country, etc.!"

"In short, you guys just shoot me videos around this topic, and edit the content by yourself. You're all veterans, so I don't need to teach you any more."

Everyone suddenly realized, and offered colorful flattery one after another.

The paparazzi king clasped his hands behind his back, looked at the Taoist temple with a sad smile and said, "Qixi, what is this, this is the first, and there is the second."

The paparazzi king can't wait to change into a feather fan and a scarf, so as to be worthy of his brilliant resourcefulness.

"After a while, you can ask him if the incense is so expensive, he must not dare to say it works, then we will ask him if the incense is not effective, dare to ask so much? Ask him how he is sincere..."

"In short, it is necessary to constantly provoke him and irritate him. It is best to make him unable to restrain himself from cursing or even hitting people. Even if he has a bad attitude, he should take a close-up of me."

"In this way, we can cut the beginning and end of the post-production video, and then use a powerful navy to pour dirty water on him. It will be difficult for this little Taoist priest to die at that time. Does it sound like it's in vain?"

Everyone opened their mouths wide, and they all praised you as a LYB in their hearts, how wicked you are.

On the surface, they applauded one after another, another wave of rainbow flattery.

"Hey, God's sins are forgivable, but self-inflicted sins cannot live!"

What is Jiang Xiaoliu's cultivation?The first real person who established a foundation in a hundred years, with innate mana, beat the almost invincible Jiaolong at the same level, just like beating his son, and it was clear what a few people were plotting.

"Cough, may I ask if Daoist Priest Xu is here? We are here to offer incense, please open the door."

A few pretty paparazzi girls, try their best to call the door with charming and pleasant voices.

This is the first step of paparazzi king.

Women are inherently weak, ordinary women are not threatening in the eyes of most people, especially beautiful women, and once a woman throws a tantrum, he won't believe that you, a Taoist priest, dare to beat a woman?

But the fight was just right, and they just happened to be able to kill him in a straightforward manner.

"Squeak!"

I thought it would take a lot of talking to call the door open, but I didn't expect the door to open in seconds, and the little Taoist came out by himself.

"Several lay ladies, are you going to offer incense?"

The paparazzi king was determined, and sure enough, he opened the door as soon as he heard the incense was coming. He knew why he was struck by lightning.

"Yes, can we go in?"

"Of course, please follow me."

Jiang Xiaoliu led them to the first hall, Lingguan Hall.

The hall enshrines Wang Lingguan, who is the most revered Dharma protector in Taoism. There were many believers in the past, but now I know Wang Lingguan's estimate is from the novel.

"Several laywomen, offer three hundred incense sticks, and you can scan the QR code for cash."

The women looked at each other and smiled, adjusted their posture slightly, pointed at Jiang Xiaoliu and asked, "Three hundred is so expensive, do you guarantee it will work?"

The paparazzi king with a listening device outside the Taoist temple smiled when he heard this, and he was sure of winning.

"If you have a sincere heart and no evil, you will respond to your requests."

All the girls: "..."

Paparazzi King: "..."

You little Taoist is crazy about money, do you dare to say that you will do what you ask for?
Anyway, you cover it up.

But it's okay, although the plan was messed up, it's easier to catch him by saying this.

"Jinlian, can you ask him for anything?"

The voice of the paparazzi king came from the headset of the most coquettish woman in C.

Jin Lianjiao smiled and said: "Master Taoist, you said that Jingxiang will respond to every request?"

"First of all, you must be sincere, that is, you must truly believe in spiritual officials and immortals, and become a devout believer; second, you must not have great evil in your body, otherwise, if the gods bless you, it will not disturb the world of mortals; wish."

Jiang Xiaoliu explained.

"It sounds so complicated. I want to ask for 500 million, can I?"

"If virtue is not worthy, even if you invite gods and Buddhas all over the sky, you will not be able to bless you; if you have immeasurable merits and virtues, if you don't worship gods and worship incense, you will also have your own supreme blessings. Lay lady, ask yourself, are you worthy?"

Jin Lian's smiling face froze immediately, and she was about to yell at her, but when she remembered the miserable appearance of the paparazzi king just now, she immediately endured it and said, "If my old lady is a big treacherous, can't she offer incense?"

"You can try it, I'm afraid it will be fulfilled immediately if you bear the retribution."

Jin Lian has always been dissatisfied with everyone at home, and still dissatisfied with everyone outside. Hearing this, she roared angrily: "Try it, just try it."

"Ding, the scan code was successful."

Jin Lian took the stick of incense from Jiang Xiaoliu, gave him a hard look, and knelt down in front of the gleaming spirit official statue.

The Lingguan is the true god of Taoism, and the real spirit resides on the statue, which brings a bit of majesty. Jin Lian felt ashamed in her heart. Facing such a majestic and majestic image of the true god, she felt a little timid for a while .

"Jinlian, what are you doing with the ink, offering incense, offering incense quickly, saying that you made a wish to make yourself younger and more beautiful, and then immediately troubled that little Taoist priest, saying that the gods are not effective, this is money."

The paparazzi king's urgent urging kept coming from the communicator in his ear.

Thinking about the tempting bonus from her boss, Jin Lian simply closed her eyes, her heart froze, and said in a low voice: "Disciple Jin Lian, wish the gods to bless me, and I will become young and beautiful immediately."

As soon as the words were said, the other women were surprised to find that there seemed to be a faint light on Jin Lian's body.

After Jin Lian made her wish, she got up suddenly, walked quickly to Jiang Xiaoliu, and cursed loudly: "You liar, liar, 300 sticks of incense, and you can still answer your requests, are you alright? I let the gods make me look younger Beauty, has it changed?"

"Tell me too, have I changed?"

Suddenly, Jin Lian was horrified to find that her female companions turned pale, and pointed at her in horror, so frightened that she couldn't say a word for a long time.

Jiang Xiaoliu shook his head and sighed silently.

"What are you doing, what kind of eyes are you looking at? Did you see the devil?"

"Fake Taoist, why don't you speak, I ask you why this statue doesn't work?"

The more Jin Lian scolded, the more she felt that the atmosphere was not right, especially the female companions, as if they had seen a ghost in the daytime, their faces turned green with fright, and they hugged each other and dangled, as if they didn't even have the strength to stand up.

Cursing and cursing, Jin Lian felt her scalp itching, stretched out her hand to scratch, and a large piece of gray hair was scratched off.

Jin Lian didn't care, she was about to throw it subconsciously, but suddenly her whole body seemed to be immobilized, she stared blankly at the hair in her hand, and couldn't say a word for a long time.

After a long time, there was a scream of a woman who went straight to the sky from the Taoist temple.

　Caught a cold, dizzy, too much socializing recently, nosebleed from drinking and getting angry.

　　Please take a leave of absence, I'm too sleepy, I'll make it up first, and I'll make it up tomorrow, I'm sorry.

　　Thanks again for the reward from the founder of UC Shock Department.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)