Apprentice Crit Strike Return: It’s up to you to revitalize the Daomen

Chapter 34: Raise your head three feet, there is a god

"Giggle!"

Every morning, Xuanji would routinely use his voice. The voice pierced through gold and cracked rocks, soaring straight into the sky, and Dad Jiang praised him repeatedly, making his mouth water.

Xuanji shuddered, and flew out of the Taoist temple with flapping wings, not wanting to stay with this terrible old man for a second.

Suddenly, Xuanji's eyes widened, and a group of men and women of all colors came up outside with "long guns and short cannons" camera equipment.

Xuanji had never seen so many people before, so he hurried back to the Taoist temple to report the news.

"Huchi! Huchi!"

"What kind of broken mountain is this? No one has even repaired the road. It caused my newly bought DSLR to fall under the cliff. What a shame."

"This road is all mud, not even a single stone step. It is purely a dirt road that has been stepped on for many years. As long as you are free, you just need to clean up that little Taoist priest. I believe the owner's reward is enough for you to buy a few." It's one-sided."

A group of people did not know how many falls, all covered in mud, panting like cows, and complaining all over their faces.

"Fuck, this, this is Qingyun Temple?"

Although the Taoist temple in front of me is not big, it is full of fairy charm, which forms a great contrast with the yellow mud all over the ground and the embarrassed people.

"No, it's not the same as the information."

Someone took out the photos of Qingyun Temple before. The dilapidated Taoist temple with a single door and courtyard covered with moss is completely incompatible with the revitalized Taoist temple in front of you.

"Paparazzi king, your information is wrong, how did you tell the boss?"

Someone questioned a chunky man with a wretched face.

"I, I don't know. I bought my photos from the villagers of Qingyun Village, or he took the children up the mountain to play and take pictures in early July. Could it be that it has been renovated in the past half a month?"

"It's not impossible to renovate it like this in half a month."

"No, you have seen how difficult the mountain road is. If a Taoist temple of this scale wants to be renovated, it may take ten days to transport materials for half a month, not to mention the beautiful construction."

Someone frowned and said, "Then what should we do? Are we still filming?"

"Of course, why not? How can you make money if you don't?"

"Then we won't be able to use the words we got right before, and it's too late to make up now."

The Paparazzi King chuckled and said, "What are you afraid of? Let's say that Jinxu tricked believers into offering incense to build such a luxurious Taoist temple on such a barren mountain."

"The title is Shocking. A five-star Taoist temple appeared in the barren mountains. Is it a real fairy in the sky? Or is it a fraudulent way?"

"Breaking the news, the absurd story of a fake Taoist priest and one hundred and eight female believers."

"A shocking inside story, a criminal transaction in the deep mountains and old forests!"

The crowd was in an uproar, startled at first, and then applauded one after another.

"Paparazzi king, you are indeed worthy of being you. You are really the conscience of the industry. No wonder the boss asked you to lead the team."

"Hahaha, as long as you click on this title, it will be golden traffic!"

"The traffic paparazzi really deserves its reputation. Just the sensationalism...cough cough, just the skills of the quiz, it's admirable!"

Under everyone's generous praise, the paparazzi king's vanity was greatly satisfied.

He held his head high, raised his chin and said, "It's all been carefully filmed. I want an all-round video with no dead ends. The one who plays the drone, go, you first take a bird's-eye view of the Taoist temple from high in the sky."

"Okay, brother dog, wait a moment."

The man skillfully propped up a huge drone, and controlled the drone with the handle of the built-in monitor to fly steadily.

"Buzz!"

The drone flies fast and steadily, and will soon fly over the Taoist temple.

"Ding, malicious spying on Qingyun Temple has been detected, and the guarding gods have already taken action to destroy it!"

"Ding, the Dao Sect is sacred and inviolable after triggering the side mission. If Xiaoxiao spoils the reputation of our Dao Sect, the host please fight back vigorously to maintain the majesty of the Dao Sect. After completing the mission, you will be rewarded with the Earth Sha 72 Transformation Talisman Water."

Jiang Xiaoliu, who was in retreat, suddenly opened his eyes, and the system beeped suddenly, interrupting his practice.

"Someone ruined the reputation of my Taoist sect? How bad must this person be to trigger the system to issue tasks?"

"Hey, there is also a reward, Fu Shui, this is one of the must-have skills for Taoist priests. Unfortunately, I will chop it off as soon as I bring it up, and I don't know any spells. It's too embarrassing for Taoist priests."

Jiang Xiaoliu excitedly opened the explanation of the system: "Fushui: a spell called a talisman, the host can summon gods, impeach evil spirits, subdue demons and suppress demons, and heal diseases and eliminate disasters. It is said to have infinite uses." .”

"Okay, I've accepted this task!"

Just as Jiang Xiaoliu pushed open the closed door, he saw Xuanji leading a group of people rushing over.

"Master, master, go and have a look. Many people came outside, and a big bird was released. As a result, just as the big bird wanted to come in, it was smashed by a golden light from the god of the Lingguan Hall in the main hall."

"Oh? Big Bird? Is this what the system calls malicious spying?"

Wang Lin smiled and said, "Master, the fourth junior brother is right, it's just a drone, but why does the statue emit laser light?"

"Nonsense, thanks to the fact that you are still a monk at the first level of Qi training, that is called supernatural powers and immortals, don't talk nonsense all day long."

Jiang Xiaoliu feigned anger, glanced at him and said, "Wang Lin, you take all the juniors to the Lingcai Garden to accompany my parents, and let me deal with the people outside."

Wang Lin understood, and headed to the backyard with Xuanji reluctantly and other juniors and juniors.

"Squeak!"

Pushing open the heavy door of the Taoist temple, there were indeed many people gathered outside.

"Someone came out!"

"Quick shot, pay attention to each group, shoot in all directions."

"received!"

The paparazzi king walked forward slowly, looked up and down this immortal Taoist priest, and said loudly: "Excuse me, is Taoist Master Xu here?"

"I am!"

Jiang Xiaoliu was expressionless. For some reason, he subconsciously disliked this short and fat man.

"Oh, that's right, it's you, I've seen it in the video, but you are much more handsome than in the video, Daoist Master."

"Layman, please excuse me that this temple is not open to the public if you are invited inside the incense stick, or if you are only visiting for fun."

The paparazzi king was not happy, and immediately yelled loudly: "Did you hear that, did you hear it? You won't be allowed in unless you burn incense? What kind of rule is this?"

"I said Daoist Master Xu Xu, if I guessed correctly, you also need money for offering incense."

"Exactly!"

"How much is a stick?"

"300!"

"How much, how much?"

The paparazzi king's eyes lit up, as if he had grasped some great opportunity.

"You heard me clearly."

The paparazzi king suddenly turned around and said loudly to a group of people holding various cameras: "Is it all live broadcasting? This Taoist temple in the barren mountains costs 300 yuan a stick of incense. Do you know what this is?"

"You are extorting, extorting, and deceiving!"

The paparazzi king pointed at Jiang Xiaoliu and cursed word by word.

Jiang Xiaoliu frowned, suddenly thunder rumbled for nine days, and even the sky became gloomy.

The paparazzi king was startled, and quickly looked up at the sky, for fear that there would be another heavy rainstorm, and the group of them would not be able to go back.

"This layman, a Taoist holy place, if you worship incense and welcome you, if you speak rudely again, be careful to raise your head three feet from the gods, and the gods will punish you at that time, don't blame the poor Taoist for not reminding you."

"Haha, God's punishment? God's punishment? How can there be gods in this world? Are there any? Come on, what's wrong with me? Let me see if I punish one?"

Jiang Xiaoliu sneered again and again, and after holding it with one hand, he pinched a formula.

"boom!"

A very thin thunder light instantly spanned an infinite distance, and stably struck in front of the paparazzi king. The ground was immediately torn apart, the mud flew up, and the splashed muddy water mixed with broken grass covered the paparazzi king's body.

"puff!"

The paparazzi king spat out a mouthful of dirt with difficulty, and looked at the dark pit in front of him in horror. At this moment, he was trembling all over, and his scalp felt numb, and a cold air rushed from the base of his tail to his forehead.

"Layman, go down the mountain!"

I don't know how many devices are live broadcasting, and countless netizens witnessed this miraculous scene with their own eyes.

"It can't be such a coincidence, you were struck by lightning just after you finished speaking?"

"This fat man really owes his mouth. He scolds in front of other people's Taoist temples. It will be fine if they don't beat him."

"Upstairs, it's no longer a question of whether to hit or not. The question now is where did the thunder come from?"

Netizens are blown away, this is amazing, one second they say there is divine punishment, and the next moment it rains thunder.

"No, it's impossible, it's fake, it must be fake, you must have hidden some mechanism, right?"

If the paparazzi king is staring at him, if he is scared away by a thunderbolt, not only will his business fail this time, but his paparazzi career will be completely over in this life.

Looking at the uneasy eyes of everyone behind him, the paparazzi king forced his courage and continued to growl:
"There must be something buried in your underground, right? It must be a device that can induce lightning, right?"

"Tell you, I saw it abroad, don't scare me, pretend to be a ghost!"

"If you have the guts, try hacking me again if you have the guts?"

Jiang Xiaoliu sighed and said, "Are you sure?"

The paparazzi king looked up at the sky subconsciously, and after repeatedly confirming that there were no thunderclouds for a long time, he said: "Well, yes, I am sure...wait."

The paparazzi king took two steps back.

"I'll just stand here, you take it...wait a little longer, I'll change to another place."

The paparazzi king jumped left and right, changing positions several times in a row, and then he was relieved. He seemed to be impressed by his own wit, and said loudly proudly: "Hey, I don't believe you have buried lightning devices everywhere. Come on, come on, if you can hack me this time, I will sell off my property and donate it all to Qingyun Temple!"

"as you wish!"

Jiang Xiaoliu nodded, and in an instant another tiny thunderbolt brushed against his ear and landed beside him.

Even after wiping like this, the Paparazzi King was struck by the lightning and his whole body trembled, his eyes rolled up, a cloud of green smoke came out of his body, and he lay straight on the ground as soon as his body stiffened.

"Hey!"

In the end, Jiang Xiaoliu kept his hand.

Calling the wind and calling the rain is the avenue of Tiangang 36's supernatural powers. It can manipulate the sky at will, and it is commonplace to lead down a small road of thunder.

Even this small thunderbolt is not something ordinary people can bear, basically it will kill you if you touch it.

This little fat man insulted the gods by jumping up and down, it was really hateful.

But he is not guilty of death, nor is he behind the scenes.

Even if he took a step back, Jiang Xiaoliu would not be able to openly kill an ordinary person in front of so many live broadcast equipment, even if this little fat man deserved to die.

Although the fat man is damned, although most netizens don't know the truth, they think it's just a coincidence, or the power of the gods in the dark.

But practitioners can tell at a glance that this is the effect of Taoism.

According to Team Leader Hua's character of absolute justice, I'm afraid he will come to trouble himself again.

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　　Thank you brothers!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)