Chapter 363 Test
"Your clothes are beautiful, but they shouldn't cost money."

The girl said angrily, "You're wearing clothes too."

Jugurtha plausibly said: "My clothes are bought in charity shops."

After speaking, Zhu Guda picked up a glass of water on the table and drank it.

The girl said, "You didn't buy this glass of water."

Zhu Guda continued: "Put this glass of water here, it is free, no money, that's good."

"It's a matter of philosophy, you know? As John Lennon once sang: 'imagine all the people...living for today...'"

"Imagine a world where beautiful women don't live on money."

"Imagine people like me and you who don't need money, just love..."

The girls laughed out loud and said, "Okay, stop singing, you are really a..."

Zhu Guda asked confidently: "A good singer?"

The girl shook her head: "No... Uh, what I want to say is that you don't look like John Lennon at all."

Zhu Guda replied: "You are not like Yoko Ono either."

"But it doesn't matter what you look like, life is all about doing your best, isn't it?"

"Maybe we can go to Japan, like John Lennon and Yoko Ono did."

The girl smiled and said, "Do you know how much the air ticket to Japan costs?"

"Maybe you should find something serious to do, earn money and then go after girls."

Zhu Guda was thoughtful: "Uh, you need an air ticket to go to Japan, and the air ticket costs a lot of money. I don't have any money, but John Lennon has money."

The blond girl continued: "Look, human beings need money, and you can't live without money."

"Okay, let's go."

But Zhu Guda said very politely: "Okay, but it was a pleasure chatting with you, maybe we can meet again in the future?"

The two girls couldn't help laughing and shook their heads: "I think it's better to forget it."

This time there is no need for Zhu Guda to analyze it, Liu Xiong said to the barrage masters: "Okay, you have also seen the solution."

"People who choose D are stupid! You still don't believe it!"

The barrage masters said cheerfully: "We believe that the person who chooses D is stupid, umm, who is the one who chooses D?"

……

Returning to the multiple-choice question, Liu Xiong said, "Forget it, I'll just lick it honestly."

"Choose B! Praise the girl for choosing such a difficult major."

Zhu Guda praised that the major chosen by the girl is very complicated, awesome!

The girl said modestly: "It's not that special, it's a popular profession."

Zhu Guda asked seriously: "It's very special. Do you think other girls in this bar will also study economics?"

"I think other girls might prefer to learn Photoshop."

Both girls smiled—proud smiles.

Obviously, Liu Xiong made the right choice this time.

Jugurtha surrounded by beauties appeared on the screen and began to analyze.

Liu Xiong said with a smile: "Water friends, look, licking is all it takes! Praise my sister for beer! Praise my sister for a good job!"

The chat continued, and Zhu Guda chatted and asked how long the two girls had known each other.

The girls replied that we have known each other for a long time.

Jugurtha continued to ask, "How long is a long time? Is it 42 years?"

……

"Let me guess, she is the kind of girl who is more enthusiastic and outgoing."

"But is it the gentle and considerate type?"

"And then when she's drunk, you hold her up and say, 'Don't worry, I'll take you home.' Right?"

Zhu Guda continued to ask a few interesting questions casually: who of the two girls was responsible for causing trouble, and who was responsible for solving the problem.

Multiple choice questions appear on the screen again.

"A, do a friend test on them."

"B, ask the two girls who is in charge."

"C, look affectionately at the girl you like, and tell her that her eyes are very beautiful."

"D, ask her friends to step away and give you a little time alone."

Liu Xiong looked at the screen and said, "It's easy this time, and I'll give you a sub-question."

"C can definitely be ruled out. How can there be such rapid progress?"

"Then D naturally has to be ruled out. I am a stranger asking my friend to leave? Don't you have B in mind?"

"B is feeling bored."

"A is good, this kind of test game is suitable for playing in a bar."

Liu Xiong didn't hesitate, and chose A.

Zhu Guda first asked the girls if they had played the friend test.

After getting a negative answer, Zhu Guda suggested to play a friend test, and the girls agreed.

This is a very interesting little game, coupled with Zhu Guda's eloquent explanation - Zhu Guda explained through a series of explanations that the two girls are real buddies.

Then the screen switched, and there was no doubt that it was the correct choice.

Zhu Guda explained: "The friend test is a well-known trick, especially suitable for bars and nightclubs, and it is used all over the world."

"This is a routine, a bit LOW, but if you want to make sure you can talk to girls, knowing a little routine can help you a lot."

Liu Xiong laughed: "Hey, it's too simple, I almost know what to choose without thinking about it."

The barrage masters also issued 6666 one after another, cheering for Liu Xiong.

Then Juguta chatted with his sister about what they had for dinner.

The girls replied that they had hamburgers and fries for dinner.

And Zhu Guda said: "Although a beautiful goddess like you, holding a hamburger and eating it..."

Zhu Guda acted like he was gobbling it up and said, "That would be a little strange."

"But it's okay to get skinned once in a while."

A new multiple-choice question appears on the screen.

"A, concentrate on teasing the girl you like, and ignore her friends."

"B, the two flirt together."

"C, pay a little more attention to the girl you like than to her friends."

Liu Xiong looked at the options and said confidently: "A is too rude, PASS!"

"B, I guess this can only be done in novels."

"Choose C!"

Liu Xiong's words naturally aroused the full approval of the Pig Emperor's party.

As Liu Xiong chose C, the screen switched to Zhu Guda beside the bed, and Zhu Guda, surrounded by beauties, praised: "Very good."

"You like one girl, but don't bore the other girl."

"So that's what you do, focus on the girl you like, but also make sure the other girl feels like you too."

"Two girls will also realize that you're interested in one of them."

The next plot is that Zhu Guda asked the two girls about their hobbies.

One of the long-legged girls said that she likes to dance.

And Liu Xiong's blond girl said that she was addicted to chasing dramas and couldn't extricate herself.

The barrage masters said one after another: "Sure enough, long-legged girls love to dance, and blonde girls with big boobs have big breasts and no brains!"

The blond girl continued: "I also like keeping dogs."

(End of this chapter)

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