The star who is too difficult to get out of the village

Chapter 67
The last moment of the live broadcast was filmed with a close eye on Yang Jie.After he finished his last sentence, it was clearly sent to the ears of the audience.

"Haha, Lao Yang is a strong pretender!"

"This sentence is too much!"

"The front can be said to be a manifestation of strength, but the latter is indeed a bit embarrassing."

"What's wrong with being so cool? Brother Jie is so powerful. If you are given such a chance to show your face, you might be able to run around naked happily."

"Haha, it's not enough to run naked, but I must open a few cases of beer to celebrate. After all, this is also a resistance to foreign humiliation? It feels good to think about it! It's just that my level is limited, so I can only express it with a word "fuck" Feel the admiration in your heart. Alas!"

"By the way, these devils came here to find fault this time and really didn't look at Huang Li. They just ran into the hands of my brother Jie. Wu couldn't beat him, and Wen's couldn't beat him. They all left with injuries. It's sad enough It's over!"

"That's right! These people didn't have good intentions. They said it was a sparring session, but how could they call at your door without notice? It's a sparring session, but I think it's more appropriate to say it's kicking the gym. With this lesson, let's see if they dare Dare to be arrogant again."

"I only now know what a person with both civil and military skills is like. A person like Jie Ge is the best explanation for this word. He is very skilled, he graduated from university, he can shoot TV and write screenplays, and he can tell wonderful stories. Even singing is very good, not a famous singer at all, this is really versatile, this is an idol!"

It's also because Yang Jie was too strong just now, and directly used the couplet to make the other party vomit blood and pass out. This skill is no one.

But it also made the audience sigh.The main purpose of holding the conference is to let the public participate in the couplet culture and promote traditional culture.There are also many couplets hanging there for tourists to participate in answering questions.

Some of them have answers, but some of them have no second link.

It was also just in time to find the next couplet during the conference.A couplet has only the upper line but no lower line. For lovers, it is a piece of itchy flesh lying in the heart.

That is, I want to scratch it to solve the current itch, but I also want to keep it in the future and slowly get it out, so as to gain self-satisfaction.

The feeling is mixed.

But now that I have taken it out, I have chosen the former, and I am not sorry, so I took it here and wanted to seek it.

More than half of the hundreds of couplets hanging in the venue have been matched by the masses.

Don't underestimate the masses of tourists, there are crouching tigers, hidden dragons inside.The couplets that are not difficult can't help them at all.However, there are still a lot of couplets left in the venue, which makes people feel at a loss.

"What kind of couplets are these, and the difficulty is too high. I tried to write several times, but they didn't quite fit. It can't be absolute."

"Brother, you think too much. How can there be so many absolutes in the world. It's just that you haven't thought of it yet! Hey, speaking of which, I'm a unique pair, why is it so complicated?"

Most of the people are like this, for what they don't know, what they don't know is not their own problem, but the problem is too difficult.

"We can't tell, someone can tell, isn't Brother Jie like this?"

"That's right, with Brother Jie's super-god state just now, isn't it easy to match these couplets?"

"Forget it, Yang Jie's way of dealing with outsiders is okay, if you scold him, you will scold him. If you do the same with people in our country, it will offend people too much."

"Aren't you stupid? The Zhongshu Yiyan was unfriendly just now, Brother Jie just fought back! Otherwise, he would definitely be right, just like the first strange couplet, isn't it normal? What? And I was afraid that he would not understand, so I specially explained the artistic conception to him, how caring."

"Get out, it's okay if you don't explain it. If you explain it, doesn't it mean that the other party's studies are not very good, and you don't understand? I guess that's why the teacher made that kind of provocative couplet, but he just didn't expect it." Yang Jie is even better."

They thought well, today is the day for Yang Jie to show his talents.

Not long after, Mr. Zhong from the Federation of Literary and Art Circles brought people over, looked at Yang Jie in front of him, and said with a smile: "Yang Xiaoyou is capable, such a floating cloud that grows and fades away. I also wrote it just now. A second line, just compared with your first line, my second line, it doesn’t matter if I don’t mention it, no matter whether it’s in terms of neatness or artistic conception, this line of yours is better than mine. Thank you, young man, you not only relieved us old fellows, but also found a perfect match for this strange couplet's upper couplet!"

Mr. Zhong’s words are right. The couplets that appear here today must belong to Huaxia. Not to mention that the couplets are originally Chinese culture, even Zhongshu Yiyan and the others came to find fault, but they were vomited blood and returned. It's just a background board for Chinese culture, adding an allusion that if you can't pretend to be forced, you will be fucked. Do they still have the face to go back and spread it?

"It's just a coincidence that Mr. Zhong praised you, it's just a coincidence." Yang Jie said modestly.

"Okay, you don't have to be humble with me, an old man, come and take a look at these couplets. These are some very difficult couples. If you have something good to say, just say it, and it will save us old men a lot of trouble. " Zhong Lao said.

After speaking, he couldn't help but pull Yang Jie to the remaining couplets that were collected: "Look!"

Yang Jie took a few glances, and found that he could match them all, and immediately said: "Then let me try!"

Pick up the brush on the side and walk to the first couplet.

"Freezing rain on the windows, two o'clock east and three o'clock west."

This is easy to handle, Yang Jie wrote directly: "Slice melons, cut eight vertically and seven horizontally."

It's not perfect, but it's pretty good.

And when the cameraman of Shengshi Video saw that Yang Jie started matching again, he immediately shifted the camera from another place and followed the shooting, trying not to miss any clips.

This is also for video traffic, but he has been notified, as long as Yang Jie makes any moves, he must follow.

The reason is that when Yang Jie and Zhongshu Yiyan were fighting together just now, the traffic in the live broadcast room more than doubled. With such a traffic, it’s not easy to keep up. Isn’t that stupid?
Elder Zhong next to him saw Yang Jie's second couplet and nodded, "That's right! This second couplet is fine. Let's see the next one."

Yang Jie took a step to the side, and on the rice paper in front of him was written: "The mist locks the mountain and the mountain locks the fog."

This is a palindrome, the reading from the front is the same as the reading from the back.Although there are quite a few palindromic associations, it is really not that easy to match them.The meaning of this upper couplet is that the fog is so thick that the distant mountains cannot be seen clearly.The meaning is very simple, and everyone can understand it. It is rare that it matches the artistic conception.

Since you said Wushan, I will be the same color as the water and the sky, and the sky and the water are connected.

Yang Jie wrote without hesitation: "The sky is connected to the water, and the tail is connected to the sky."

"This one is good, the battle is neat, and the artistic conception can be picked up. But the third one is too difficult, you have to think about it carefully, I am old and don't have that much energy." Zhong Lao commented.

Now the elderly may not react so quickly, and it takes a long time to think about a couplet, but the level of appreciation is master-level.

Yang Jie looked intently, and saw that it said: "Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Flow, Wangjiang Tower Wangjiang Flow, Jianglou Eternal, River Flow Eternal."

This couplet is really difficult at first glance, but Yang Jie has more than a dozen second couplets that can barely match.

"Mr. Zhong, if you relax your requirements for this couplet, you can come up with several. For example: Saishitai, Saishicai, Saishicai on Saishitai, Peerless Poetry Stage, Peerless Poetry Talent.

There are also: watching the Canghai, watching the Cangsong, watching the Cangsong in the Canghai, watching the Canghai Wannian, and the Cangsong Wannian.But it seems almost meaningless. "Yang Jie thought about it and said: "I think the most suitable ones are: Yinyuejing, Yinyueying, Yinyueying in Yinyuejing, Moonwell Ten Thousand Years, Moon Shadow Ten Thousand Years.There is nothing more suitable than this that the boy can think of. "

Elder Zhong trembled while touching his beard while listening, thinking that this kid is really talented.Just looking at it like this, he casually said three of the upper couplets that no one else could agree on, and each one fit better than the other.

Today's Internet is very lively because Yang Jie made two big news.

Netizens are still discussing what happened just now.I saw one person yelling: "Brother Jie is starting to pair the couplets again. I'll go, these couplets are too difficult, I can't even get a single one right. Brother Jie has already answered more than a dozen in one breath. It's really too strong." gone."

"What? Come again? Who is unlucky this time?"

"With Brother Jie's fighting power, no one will be sent to the hospital again, right?"

"Pfft! What is the image of Yang Jie in your hearts now? A killer?"

"Haha, it's about the same. The first time I saw Lao Yang appearing on the stage was the scolding battle between him and the writer Si Xuetao on Weibo last month. He was captured, so he resolutely joined his fans. I don’t know if Si Xuetao vomited blood because of anger, but today five people were sent to the hospital because of Lao Yang. I understand it. This guy Yang Jie is an evil star. Whoever fights against him will end badly."

"What you said seems to be true, evil stars can't be messed with."

"I'll go, Brother Jie, who is both civil and military, is really not easy to mess with. Whoever provokes him will be unlucky. And if he insults you face to face, you can't do anything about it."

"You guys are so funny. No one will go to the hospital this time. Brother Jie is just judging the rest of the couplets that haven't been dubbed."

"It doesn't matter, I'll go and have a look first, then you can continue to stay in this water."

At the scene, there were no more than two Lianlians who were righted by Yang Jie.The remaining two couplets, one with one word and the other with many words, are very interesting.

Upper couplet: ink.

This couplet is too simple, Yang Jie didn't know how no one could match it, so he wrote the word "Spring" casually.Black versus white, earth versus water.have nothing to say.No one agrees, maybe it's just too complicated.

The last one has a lot of words, and it is a continuous event: "Baita Street, Huang Blacksmith, pulling red furnace, burning black charcoal, emitting blue smoke and flashing blue light to quench purple iron, driving from south to north to beat things."

Yang Jie thought about it for a while, and chose the one with the highest popularity: "Freshwater Bay, bitter peasants, wearing cool hats, bending over, sweating in the hottest day, chopping sugar cane, raising wives and raising children."

It needs to be considered that it is not because of other things, but because there are too many people who can match, that is, these couplets have just come out in this life, so no one can match.If some time passes, there will definitely be many new couplets appearing.

(End of this chapter)