The star who is too difficult to get out of the village

Chapter 66
At this time, Zhongshu Yiyan, who is here to host here, is anxious to plan to fail, but his face is a little red, and he hasn't vomited blood as the netizens expected.

It's just that he wasn't willing to just leave in such a disheveled manner. They came here for a purpose.Even if you can't return with a big victory, you can't return with a big defeat.This couplet was broken, so I have to move back to a city, otherwise I would have the nerve to go back and meet people again.

Only Zhongshu Yiyan stepped forward and said loudly: "I still have a couplet, how dare you say it?"

Yang Jie knew from the couplets they published before that there was nothing new, they were all memorized in his previous life, and even if he encountered something he couldn't do, wouldn't there be a large number of people from the couplet association behind him!
There is nothing to be afraid of, come on, come on, whoever is afraid is a coward.

Yang Jie immediately said: "Don't say one, so what if there are ten or hundreds of them? There is no need for the seniors present to take action. I will pick it up by myself. If it is impossible, I will ask the seniors to take action. Our Chinese cultural heritage is not something that you just pick up. It can be trampled on. Just now, the seniors were just giving young people a chance to use their brains! Otherwise, your problem-breaking problem would have been matched."

This remark not only entrusted the scholars and experts of the on-site couplet association, but also gave them a step down.

This made these people present also have a good impression of Yang Jie, thinking that this young man can talk, after all, they really have no idea about the strange couplet just now.

"Huh! Who can't speak big words, you have to listen carefully." Zhongshu Yiyan snorted: "My Shanglian is: Mantis arms block cars, violent tigers rely on rivers, how brave is a man."

This couplet is a bit too much, it means that you are such a young boy, just an idea to make you lucky, and now you dare to speak big words, you are really playing a big knife in front of Guan Gong.

Yang Jie was also unhappy after hearing this couplet, you just write the question well and it's over, why do you step on yourself and call yourself an idiot?
Yang Jie is not a timid person, since the other party is not good at asking questions, he will not be polite. His poisonous tongue has been verified by the majority of netizens, and he directly replied: "My second line is: cicadas don't know snow, ants get their ambitions, little When do people quit?"

What Yang Jie meant was that those of you who have little knowledge, get a little knowledge, and if you have a little knowledge, you will be defiant, a bunch of shameless villains, hurry up and disappear in front of me!

"You!" After hearing Yang Jie's second couplet, Zhongshu Yiyan was furious, but he held back and said, "Listen again!"

"Two apes cut off a tree deep in the mountains, even a little monkey dares to saw (sentence)."

When Yang Jie heard this, he didn't show weakness, and said directly: "How can an old beast get out of its hooves when a horse is stuck in the mud (question)."

If you scold me, my little monkey, I'll scold you as an old bastard, retaliate with an eye, right and justified.See what you can do.

This is a classic curse couplet on the Internet in the previous life, Yang Jie remembers it very clearly.

"it is good!"

"Brother Jie is so good!"

"Hahahaha, I'm so happy!"

"That's right, let's see if they dare to be arrogant?"

"Finally someone can cure them! Great!"

"I just like listening to Brother Jie slapping people, it's so refreshing! Haha!"

After hearing Yang Jie's quick answer, Zhongshu Yiyan almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.I thought this kid reacted too fast!It was connected so quickly, not only did it connect, but also cursed back.It's really hard to deal with.

And the people from the couplet association who were always ready to save the scene behind Yang Jie were a little dumbfounded, they didn't know where Yang Jie came from, this not only relieved them, but also made them somewhat useless up.

Only Mr. Li was smiling, no matter how Yang Jie is also a member of their association, these few shots really gave them a lot of face.

However, Zhongshu Yiyan did not admit defeat, he still has stock in stock, so he will not give up easily: "Mr. Yang is so talented, come again!"

"Rice sorghum, sorghum, wheat, millet, these bastards, which one is the gentleman?"

This couplet is also a couplet with a double meaning.Rice, sorghum, sun, wheat, and millet refer to the six daily staple foods in ancient times. They are called hybrids in the couplet, which also means curse.Mr. One refers to the six staple foods, which staple food Mr. grows, and also refers to the teacher of the private school. At the same time, he specifically called Mr. Yang Jie just now to scold him here.

These couplets are not very good.There are six kinds of the same kind, and there are other names with meanings. There are also two explanations for the corresponding ones below, which is difficult!But Yang Jie still gave the next couplet without thinking:
"Poetry and Book Yi Li Chunqiu, there are many serious scriptures, why ask Lao Tzu."

This second couplet is even more ingenious, and it also uses a pun. The poem book Yi Li Chunqiu is several great books in ancient China, namely the Book of Songs, Shangshu, Book of Rites, Yuefu, Zhouyi, Chunqiu, and the official scriptures in the couplet. , one refers to these comprehensive books, scriptures.The second refers to Zhongshu Yiyan's arrogance, he pretended to be serious after not studying for a few years, and Laozi, one refers to the founder of Taoism, and the other is a curse.Why do you need to ask dad about the question you asked?
"It's amazing! Brother Jie is super amazing!"

"I went here too fast, doesn't Lao Yang need to think?"

"This is the couplet flowing in the blood, right? Otherwise, how could it be so fast and so powerful!"

"I'm a fan, I've decided to join Brother Jie's fan group from today! This way I can stand up at critical moments, and there are talented stars who are not fans of him!"

"Add me, it will feel good to have such an idol!"

"Count me in. Originally I thought that although Lao Yang was talented, the dramas he filmed were funny, and the stories he told were good, but back then he scolded people too hard on the Internet, and he was a bit of a saint for a while, so he lost his fans!"

"No, upstairs, brother Jie seems to be swearing now too!"

"I know, but this time I use couplets to swear, the grade is different, okay! And this time I'm teaching RB people, it's too late for me to clap my hands! Although I sometimes get the wrong line in my mind, the Holy Mother is a little while, but the essence is still a cynical youth Yes. Now I want to say that scolding is good, and it is better to be more ruthless."

The discussion on the Internet is in full swing, and I am very happy.

Several veteran cadres of the Couplets Association at the scene also smiled. If they were not holding back, they would definitely laugh out loud.

They don't have any intolerance, these people are here to make trouble.

If they didn't match up in the couplet just now, then although they are not considered sinners, they still lose face, how can they raise their heads in the future?Even they feel that using couplets to scold is light.These old guys wanted to scold directly just now.

I have to say that this Zhongshu Yiyan is still a little resilient. After being scolded so many times, he can still hold on, and asked another question.But Yang Jie saw that he was going to endure to the limit.

"Fire in the Ministry of Water, Jin Sikong started construction."

Yang Jie was also unambiguous, and said without hesitation: "The south is the north, what is Mr. Zhongshu?"

You talk about the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire, earth, and I will talk about the five directions of east, west, north, south, and middle.Just hit you!And isn't Mr. Zhongshu the same as Zhongshu Yiyan?

"You!" Hearing that Zhongshu Yiyan scolded him again, he immediately pointed at Yang Jie angrily, and couldn't help wanting to do it, but he soon remembered what he had heard just now that this person had a very high level of force. The four warriors who came together were not opponents, let alone him. If he did something, he might have to go to the hospital and lie down.

Seeing Zhongshu Yiyan's crimson face suppressed and silence, Yang Jie, who hadn't finished his addiction, sneered and said, "It seems that Mr. Zhongshu's couplet level is the same. It's really not worth mentioning. , even a brat like me can’t fight.”

Yang Jie was mocking what the other party said at the beginning.

Since you said that I am a wet boy, what is your defeated opponent now?baby?

"Look at you just published a couplet about the five elements, and I happen to have a couplet about the five elements here, Mr. Zhongshu, do you dare to try it?" Before he could answer, Yang Jie asked with a smile.

Although he knew that the opponent's couplet would not be easy, Zhongshu Kazuhiko didn't want to lose his momentum: "But it's okay to say it!"

"Hehe, my upper line is very simple." After Yang Jie laughed, he gave the upper line on the rice paper and said: "Yan Suo Pond Willow."

"That's it? This is right!" Zhongshu Yiyan saw that the other party only made a five-character couplet, and many words appeared in his mind immediately.

very simple?Yang Jie thought to himself: If it were really that simple, it wouldn't be absolute.

Although there are a few that are more suitable, they are not very neat, just make do with it.And it's not so easy to come up with even a makeshift one.

Not only Zhongshu Yiyan was thinking about Yang Jiejie's absolute, even people from the Federation of Literary and Art Circles were also thinking about it.

But this thought revealed a problem.

The five characters in this upper couplet structure use the five elements as radicals, and the artistic conception depicts a quiet pond surrounded by green willows and shrouded in smoke.It is not easy to come up with poems that conform to the five elements and agree with the artistic conception.It's not that it doesn't match the five elements, but it's almost meaningless in terms of artistic conception.

They are a little bit in admiration for this young man now, it's not a moment of luck to be able to produce such an absolute, he is really strong.

After 10 minutes passed, seeing that Zhongshu Yiyan was still thinking sweatily, Yang Jie said with a smile: "Mr. Zhongshu can memorize this question and think about it slowly. As long as you can come up with a couplet that fits perfectly, I will count it as my answer." lost!"

Hearing this, Zhongshu Yiyan thought that Yang Jie was giving them a step down.

He breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Then I would like to thank Yang Jun for giving the couplet. I will think about it when I go back and match it with the most suitable couplet. I will leave today!" After speaking, he wanted to turn around and leave.

They came here to find trouble, how could Yang Jie let him leave so easily, he is not generous: "I will give you another couplet! I think this couplet is very suitable for what you are doing today!"

Without waiting for them to say whether they want it or not, Yang Jie said to himself: "The upper line is: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven."

? ? ?What is this link?Just when everyone was at a loss, Yang Jie said the second couplet.

"The second couplet is: filial piety, loyalty, propriety, righteousness and honesty."

As soon as this couplet came out, many viewers didn't understand why the atmosphere was still tense just now, but it became so harmonious in a blink of an eye.

They still didn't know Yang Jie too well, so he looked at Zhongshu Yiyan, whose expression was getting worse and worse, and said with a smile, "By the way, I'll send you another horizontal batch."

"Forget (Wang) Ba is shameless!"

"Pfft!" At this moment, Zhongshu Yiyan couldn't hold it any longer, and immediately spurted out a mouthful of blood, and then he closed his eyes and fell unconscious, and he didn't know if it was an act.

Regardless of whether it was true or not, the organizers did not dare to neglect it, and hurriedly sent it to the hospital.

The scene of Zhongshu Kazuhiko vomiting blood stunned the audience in the live broadcast room.

"I'm going, can you really vomit blood? I always thought this was an exaggerated way of remembering things by the ancients! Today is an eye-opener."

"Fuck, after today's battle, plus the classic joke that Brother Jie said when he scolded the war on the Internet, who will dare to fight with him in the future? Isn't that just uncomfortable?"

"Brother Jie is mighty! From now on, our fan group will dominate the water world. As long as we can't be scolded, we will release Lao Yang, thinking that we can make the other party crumble!"

"Oh, let me go, you guys are so ridiculous, Yang Jie will be very busy from now on."

"Brother Jie is too funny, and this couplet is absolutely perfect."

At this time, Yang Jie watched the live broadcast camera facing him, patted his clothes lightly, and said rather pretentiously: "Cut! How dare you be arrogant with this little fighting power? You'll fall down before I even put in any effort." It's boring! "

(End of this chapter)