The star who is too difficult to get out of the village

Chapter 228 This show has a lot of problems

After Yang Jie showed his knowledge, he took over the right to ask questions again.

"Let's talk about the four things in life first, and leave a few for netizens to use. Next, let's change it and talk about the four folks. Come on, Lanlan, you come first!"

"Ah? It started with me again?" Qi Lan pouted and protested, "It should be the other way around this time!"

"Are you sure? The first one is the easiest one, are you sure you don't want to answer?" Yang Jie reminded with a smile.

"Uh, then, let's start with me." Qi Lan is really not confident in her knowledge reserve, and now she wants to answer one question correctly to ensure the bottom line.

"Listen well, which four joys are the folk four joys? This is simple!"

This is really a common saying that I have heard all the time. Qi Lan said confidently: "I knew that Brother Jie was the best. There are four joys among the people: meeting old acquaintances in a foreign land, raining after a long drought, when the gold list is named, the wedding night .”

"This is too simple, everyone should know." Zhu Guangfeng said: "Uncle, this is obviously cheating."

"Don't worry, the problem this time is not difficult, so I have to give you a good time anyway, right!" Yang Jie laughed.

After listening to Yang Jie's words, everyone present thought in their hearts, I believe you a ghost.

"Okay, Mr. He, the folk four sorrows!" Four joys are exactly symmetrical to four sorrows.

He Quan said speechlessly: "How come Lanlan is four joys, but to me it is four sorrows? This bias is too obvious."

"Mr. He doesn't know?"

"I know, don't worry!" He Quan hurriedly said: "The four major tragedies of the people: the loss of a father in the young, the loss of a spouse in the middle age, the loss of a child in the old age, and the lack of good teachers for young people. Simple!"

"Okay, next time it's your turn, I'll give you a hard time." Yang Jie looked at He Quan's raised chin and smiled.

"Come on, it's nothing!"

Yang Jie then asked the next Zhu Guangfeng, "Four kinds of hardships among the people."

"Ah? What is this?" Zhu Guangfeng stared tentatively and said, "Bitter melon is bitter, coptis is bitter..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Yang Jie with a hammer, "No, I'll give you another chance, don't be ashamed."

"Ah, I get it, it's pig gall, Huang Lian noodles, a motherless child, a bachelor." Zhu Guangfeng didn't know anything, and it really made him hold back.

"Okay, this time it's not bad, the next one will be more difficult, come on!" Yang Jie then looked at Huang Sen and said, "Folk people don't touch anything!"

Huang Sen listened to the question and said with a smile, "Haha, Xiaojie, you are really right to ask me this question. If it were them, they wouldn't know. The folk four don't touch: don't touch the carpenter's axe, don't touch the chef's axe Knife, don't touch the luggage of a bachelor, don't touch a girl's waist."

This question is actually about respect. The carpenter's ax and the chef's knife are the guys who eat. If you move it and break it, you will eat their rice bowl.Needless to say, the girl's waist, you can't be a hooligan if you touch it. In some ancient times, women were very restrained. At that time, just touching it could kill someone.As for bachelors, many of them have no women to take care of them, and they don’t clean up much by themselves. There are many messy ones, not to mention the situation in the luggage. If you dig it out, it will definitely embarrass people.

"Come on, Peng Peng, it's your turn." Yang Jie said with a smile.

"Brother Jie, give me a simple question, you can answer it all, you can't let me lose face, right?" Peng Yichang smiled flatteringly.

"It's okay, just listen to the simple ones. Listen well, the four major evils of the people!" Yang Jie asked with a smile.

"This, this, brother Jie said it's easy? Isn't there a question that everyone knows?" Peng Yichang asked with staring eyes.

"It's very simple."

"How can this be so simple?" Peng Yichang said depressedly, "I don't know!"

After being hit by the hammer, he said dissatisfiedly: "I don't think I know much about this issue."

"Hey, Peng Peng, it's too early for you to say that, but I know it." It was Zhang Cailun's turn to take his words.

"Really?" Peng Yichang said in disbelief.

"That's still fake, let me show you how powerful my brother is. The four major evils of the people: digging family graves, kicking widows' doors, eating confinement milk, and bullying honest people!" Zhang Cailun said with a smile: "I am also lucky, a few days ago I just wrote it down after hearing what Master said. I didn’t expect to use it today, haha. Facts have proved that what I have learned now is also useful.”

"Desperate!" Yang Jie continued to ask: "Listen up Xiaojun, the four most tender folks."

Before Ye Xiaojun could speak, Peng Yichang laughed, "Haha, I will finally have someone to accompany me."

"Huh!" Ye Xiaojun snorted at him and then laughed: "I'm sorry, Brother Peng Peng, I really know this question, my grandma always mentions this, saying that the most tender is the first stubble of leeks, new lotus root, newly married daughter-in-law, child's hand."

Seeing that even the youngest Ye Xiaojun answered, Peng Yichang was quite inconceivable: "How is it possible? Am I the only one who has never heard of it?"

"Peng Peng, your knowledge is too limited. Even though you often surf the Internet, you are just playing games. It is good to read more about miscellaneous things and folk customs!" Huang Sen laughed.

"No, why do I suddenly feel that I'm such a failure. I didn't answer it." Peng Yichang was a little depressed.

"Who would let someone cheat with the old lady?" Yang Jie laughed.

"I also have a grandma." Peng Yichang said.

"But now it's time to hang up and don't rush there." Yang Jie added a knife.

"Okay, the four major series are not over yet, the second round has begun. Let's start by taking a look."

"Come on!" Qi Lan, who has a bottom question, is not afraid, at least she is not the bottom one.

"Four major acids among the people?"

"Uh, vinegar? Lemon?" Qi Lan's answer was without exception a blow.

"Isn't it right? Are these two things not sour?" Qi Lan objected.

"Hehe, then go ahead!" Yang Jie laughed.

"Uh, I don't know."

"Then the beating is not wronged. It's your turn, Mr. He." Yang Jie found that beating is quite enjoyable.

He Quan performed well again: "This is a jingle: unripe dates, hawthorn dew, girls fighting for the front, vinegar from Shanxi!"

Yang Jie, who was not swinging the hammer, was very upset, so he just skipped him, and then asked a question: "The four folks are tired!"

"Easy!" Zhu Guangfeng is very confident this time: "One is tired of the heart, the second is tired of the legs, the third is tired of the cheeks, and the fourth is tired of the mouth. These are the tasks we use when we talk about cross talk, it's too simple."

"Okay, is Teacher Huang still here?" Yang Jie was very reluctant to ask Huang Sen and He Quan, two old foxes, which was meaningless.

"Come on, why don't you have to finish playing, maybe I don't know about this one." Huang Sen said with a smile.

"Four Big Blacks in the Folk."

"The heart of a profiteer, the bottom of a pot, the neck of a blacksmith, and a pile of coal." Huang Sen answered very easily.

It's boring, it's boring, it's fun for other people who can't answer it, at least waving a hammer can give yourself a sense of participation.

"Four major pains among the people!"

Zhang Cailun was dumbfounded in disbelief: "Pain? Big Four? Pinching fingers? Giving birth to a baby..." After giving birth for a long time, the baby was not born yet, but Yang Jie was satisfied now, and he smacked it without hesitation. .

Then it was Peng Yichang and Ye Xiaojun's turn, and they lived up to Yang Jie's expectations, and each took a blow.

"Brother Jie, I haven't answered all three of these, you should announce the answer!" Qi Lan didn't know, so she hurriedly thought of an idea.

"Okay, the four major pains are: hornet sting, poisonous snake bite, first-born baby, nailing feet." Yang Jie asked Qi Lan another question without stopping: "Four major folk emergencies!"

"Hurry up? The dog goes to the house and the pig goes to the tree?" If you want to say that you have to suffer or you have to suffer, you can't escape.

It was He Quan who ended it, "The four major emergencies should be: the wolf catches the sheep, the house is caught in the fire, the child falls into the well, and the latrine is found."

After an old fritter, Zhu Guangfeng is going to be beaten, "Come on, four folk incense!"

"Four major fragrances? Eating fragrance, drinking water fragrance..."

"Come on, your master will definitely give you a good lesson on this when you go back, just wait!" Yang Jie gloated.

"Uh, can't you?" Zhu Guangfeng didn't believe it.

"Sure, I'll tell him in a while!" Yang Jie said maliciously.

"Ah? Uncle, you can't do this." Now not only Zhu Guangfeng, but also Zhang Cailun wailed.

"What a big deal, it's not good to learn more knowledge, Xiaojie, I support you." Huang Sen also smiled maliciously.

"Well, Mr. Huang, there are four folk incenses."

"Opening river fish, laying hens, sleeping in the cage, second wife." Huang Sen replied easily, "Why do I feel that I am a little bit out of order."

"Hehe, this is all an accident, don't pay too much attention to these details." Yang Jie then said to Zhang Cailun: "Whether you will be taught by your master depends on this question. Let me talk about the four major disasters of the people."

"The four major disasters? Alcohol is a gut-piercing poison, and rice is..." Zhang Cailun began to talk nonsense.

"Okay, you two brothers are waiting for class together." Yang Jie said with a smirk.In fact, even if he answered this question, he couldn't escape it. Those who came together should be punished together.

As usual, Peng Yichang and Ye Xiaojun didn't know, but this time Qi Lan wanted Yang Jie to announce the answer, but Yang Jie refused, and also received a blow.

Yang Jie was looking for He Quan and Huang Sen. If he didn't hit them today, he would feel uncomfortable.

He Quan looked at Yang Jie's posture, and laughed all of a sudden: "Pfft, Xiaojie, you are going to drag me and Teacher Huang into the water, it's too unkind."

"Yeah!" Yang Jie admitted directly, "I made a problem here. If I can't stump everyone, I always feel that I am at a loss."

"Okay, you won. I already knew that wine is a gut-piercing poison, and sex is a bone-scraping steel knife. I don't know the two behind it." He Quan said helplessly.

After solving one goal with a smile on his face, Yang Jie announced the answer: "The other two are: wealth is the tiger that descends from the mountain, and anger is the source of trouble."

After solving He Quan, Huang Sen is the last difficulty left. Yang Jie smiled and said, "Teacher Huang's last question. The four fools of the people."

This question is not an ancient folklore, it is a modern one. Yang Jie estimated that he should be able to confuse Huang Sen.

"Four idiots? How do you say this? First of all, you said that this is definitely not a person." Huang Sen analyzed.

"Ah? Not one by one, but in groups?" Peng Yichang wondered.

Yang Jie reminded: "That's right, it's a category."

"I really don't know, let's announce the answer." Huang Sen realized that he gave himself a shot.

"This problem should be said to be the four types of stupid people in modern times. They are: those who can't hang themselves in a relationship, those who take medicine when they are not sick or disasters, those who have signed contracts that are invalid, and those who look at their phones and giggle."

Hahaha, everyone laughed when the answer came out. The first three are indeed stupid, and the last one is also funny. If you say that, it doesn't mean that many people are stupid.

Yang Jie's question has come to an end.It's just that he was finished, but Huang Sen and He Quan started arguing again.

Huang Sen said: "Xiaojie, you can't always be the one asking questions, so I also have some questions here, and you can answer them."

"Okay, I like this kind of challenge." Yang Jie passed the hammer in his hand indifferently.

"How about this, Mr. He and I have traveled to many places, so let's ask about the strange places in some places. How about passing the level if you can name three strange places in each place?" Huang Sen took the air hammer and said.

"Okay." Yang Jie agreed without hesitation.

In an instant, the field became a place where Yang Jie and Huang Sen and He Quan confronted each other, and everyone else stood aside to watch the great gods fight, and watched the show by the way.

"Okay, here comes the first one. The Three Great Northeast Monsters!"

"The window is covered with paper, and the eldest girl is wearing a cigarette pouch, but she is wearing a fur coat." Yang Jie answered happily, isn't it just three characteristics, it's very easy.

He Quan continued to ask: "Three Great Hunan Monsters."

"Hunan, there must be spicy food. You can't cook without chili peppers. You talk like a foreigner, chewing a piece of wood in your mouth."

"Hey, he really knows." He Quan spread his hands and said.

"It's okay, come a few more, I don't believe he knows everywhere. Take your time." Huang Sen asked again: "Three Shanxi monsters."

Yang Jie said without hesitation: "Fenjiu in Xinghua Village treats guests, and old mature vinegar is also a dish. Slicing noodles with a knife is faster than a flying knife."

He Quan has already prepared the next place: "The Three Great Monsters of Chongqing."

"Bicycles are sold as scrap iron, old ladies can climb hills faster than monkeys, and the hotter the weather, the easier it is to sell hot pot."

Everyone knows the geographical environment of Chongqing. It is full of slopes. If you want to ride a bicycle, dream.

"Three Great Tianjin Monsters."

"The wedding banquet is held in the afternoon, and the grandma will take the baby after giving birth, and give directions."

"No, the first two are easy to talk about. Why don't you say east, west, north, south? On purpose?" Qi Lan asked curiously.

"I really can't blame the people of Tianjin. The road in Tianjin is a spiral. This is because Tianjin is built along the Haihe River. The Haihe River has nine twists and turns, and the buildings in Tianjin follow it. So there is no straight road in Tianjin." , Sometimes people in Tianjin may not be able to tell the difference between east, west and north, so when they give you directions, they can only turn left and right." Yang Jie explained.

"Three Great Monsters of Shaanxi."

"Papa is worn on the head, half of the house is covered, and the noodles are like a belt."

"NMG three big monsters."

"Eating meat is pulled by hand, milk tea is used as food, and stone piles are worshiped as gods."

"XJ Three Monsters."

"Monsters come out of the mysterious lake, men like to wear flower hats, and camels run faster than cars."

"Three Great Sichuan Monsters."

"Don't go to the teahouse to get sick, put up mahjong games everywhere, tricky girls are cute."

"Three Great Monsters of Yunnan."

"Eggs are sold on straw skewers, three mosquitoes are frying dishes, and the straw hats are taken off to serve as pot lids."

"The Three Great Monsters of Guangdong."

"Get up in the morning and buy vegetables first, eat supper until the early morning, and sell the mutton with the skin."

Yang Jie's answer was the same as before, without pause at all, which made the two people who asked the question no desire to continue.

Not to mention the other people watching the show, they all looked at Yang Jie with admiration.

Huang Sen thought for a while and said, "Forget it, this guy is not a person, it just depends on the situation, and it's useless."

"Yes." He Quan also agreed: "But this game is good. It is not bad that you can increase your knowledge after playing. You can play more in the future."

(End of this chapter)