The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 274 The Physique of the Celestial People

Chapter 274 The Physique of the Celestial People
After Yu Yishan reported a long list of names, netizens were dumbfounded.

"Fuck me, how can one thing have so many aliases?"

"It seems that I have never heard of this kind of beans."

"We also have rice beans here. The porridge is delicious, but it seems that everyone rarely eats it."

"It's not a commercial crop. Everyone is planting genetically modified beans, and many crops are gradually disappearing."

"Speaking of which, few of the vegetables I buy every day are safe, and they are basically genetically modified foods."

"The yield of genetically modified food is high, and there is no need to worry about problems such as pests and diseases."

"Want to eat safe food? Go back to the countryside and grow it yourself, give up the job in the city, have convenient living conditions, and better medical and educational resources, and go back to the countryside to be self-reliant..."

"Forget it, I'd better stay in the city and eat genetically modified vegetables. At worst, I'll eat less."

……

Seeing that the topic suddenly became dull, Yu Yishan had no choice but to come out to stabilize the situation: "Okay, you can live by eating anything, we Chinese people have a strong stomach, those gutter oil and poisonous rice back then couldn't do anything to us, Why are you afraid of genetically modified foods today?"

"Do you know why our Chinese food culture is so colorful?"

"Because we can eat anything, including rice contaminated with gutter oil, including genetically modified foods."

"It's edible, it's not just a matter of courage, it's not a question of taking a roasted spider and asking if you dare to eat it."

"It's a physical problem."

"We Chinese people rarely have food allergies, or yes, we have very little reaction to allergies."

"Even if someone has a severe food allergy, it's much better than those in the West - their allergies are so common and the consequences are severe."

"Can you imagine that eating a peanut will kill you?"

"For Westerners, this is nothing more than a common thing."

"They are allergic to various foods, such as peanut allergies, almond allergies, milk allergies, and even the staple food wheat."

"Remember the national goddess Laoganma was taken off the shelves in Australia, because peanuts were added to the ingredients, but it was not indicated in the ingredient list on the packaging."

"This is a big deal, what if they eat peanuts and die?"

"Peanut allergies are so common in the West that it's not surprising that people would die from eating them."

"Switch to our Datianchao, you are eating supper at the food stall at night, and someone next to you eats a peanut...and then lies on the ground."

"What would you say?"

"You would say that as long as you eat one more peanut, you won't be so drunk."

"Right?"

"You never think that someone will die from eating a peanut."

"If you have a friend who says he is allergic to this or that, you will never drink with him in your life."

"Some people say that people in the Celestial Dynasty have allergies, but the reaction is not obvious."

"If this is not obvious, it is already a victory."

"Westerners are allergic to peanuts and dare not eat them, but we can scratch our itchy necks while eating peanuts and drinking wine and say, get rid of his allergies, and he will be fine tomorrow."

"Therefore, only my Great Heavenly Dynasty can accommodate so many kinds of delicacies, and countless kinds of spices and seasonings can be placed in the food."

"We don't care whether the dish is served with peanut butter or sesame sauce, or bean paste, soy sauce, chili sauce, sweet bean sauce, beef sauce..."

"We only care about the taste, the price is not affordable."

"Life is already so hard, we don't have time to care whether we are eating genetically modified food or junk food."

"As long as you can't eat to death, eat to death."

"Only food and a good view can not be let down."

Speaking of this, Yu Yishan found that his theory seems to be a bit too exaggerated, and quickly added: "Of course, although instant noodles are delicious, you can't eat them all the time. Sometimes you still need to add some nutrition, no When it comes to eating delicacies from mountains and seas, at least eat something healthy."

"If you have time, you can occasionally visit our countryside and bring back some natural food, such as the green vegetables here, the fish in the river, the frogs in the fields, and the pigs running around on the road. Ah, the rabbit in the mountains..."

Netizens immediately became amused: "Is Master Shan advertising his hometown?"

"Shan Ye is going to promote the sales of agricultural products in his hometown and make a contribution to the development of his hometown."

"Actually, Master Shan can set up an image spokesperson for Yujia Village, or even Shannan Town, or a green ambassador for vegetable promotion, so that the advertising effect will be better."

"Green vegetables are fine, green ambassadors are not so good, are they?"

"What's wrong with being green? It's very environmentally friendly."

"Hey, what are you doing, what are you talking about, Master Shan doesn't have a penny of benefits, even this wave of advertisements are given away for free, so there is no time to do other tricks for them."

"Yeah, yeah, it's pretty good to just do an advertisement. Master Shan can't do stupid things for nothing, especially if he can't be a green ambassador."

……

Looking at the discussions among netizens, Yu Yishan couldn't help scratching his head and asked, "Did I just advertise?"

Little Tutu nodded: "The way you looked just now really looked like an image spokesperson."

"is it?"

Yu Yishan rubbed his chin: "For a big internet celebrity like me, the endorsement fee should be tens of millions, right?"

Netizens burst into laughter: "Yes, yes, it is necessary."

"Aren't I an internet celebrity?"

Yu Yishan wondered, "I have 200 million fans now, right? Someone with 200 fans can be called an Internet celebrity, but with my [-] million fans, how can I be called a big Internet celebrity?"

Netizens laughed and said, "No problem!"

"That's it."

Yu Yishan breathed a sigh of relief: "Then, as a big net celebrity with a lot of money, I can't just advertise to others... Well, all the recommended things just now are all invalid!"

"Don't come to my country side and ask the villagers to buy green vegetables, fish in the river, frogs in the fields, pigs running around on the road, rabbits in the mountains... almost And that's all."

Netizens were speechless when they heard this, and most of the bullet screens were a series of ellipses.

After a long while, another human said: "Why does this feel so awkward... Master Shan seems to be advertising, right?"

"What's wrong with the advertisement? This is to promote agricultural products, which is better than those who cut leeks."

"So, where can I buy these things?"

"I'm sorry, Master Shan doesn't have an online store, we have to come to buy...this is a real farm product."

(End of this chapter)

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