Chapter 15

"You still caught a hammer fish, and you poked the fish to death."

Netizens started booing again.

"One more! One more!"

Noisy is noisy, noisy is noisy, and there must be no less gifts.

After a while, a mess of presents filled the entire screen of the live broadcast room.

Mosquitoes are small, but they are also meat.

Although the gift is light, the heart is also in place.

Afterwards, the boring old fifth also flew two rockets, and Yu Yishan suddenly felt that the hospitality was hard to refuse, and it was really hard to refuse.

He looked at the fishing rod and fish in his hand, and said quietly: "Okay, then I'll make another one, it's agreed, this is the last one..."

"After performing this one, I'll continue fishing... okay?"

Netizens responded one after another: "Hurry up and start, don't talk so much nonsense!"

"I always feel like this is a pit..."

Yu Yishan said quietly: "You can't go on endlessly, but I... my internal energy is about to be exhausted, and if I try again, I will hurt my true essence..."

Netizens burst out laughing.

"Fuck you! Return your internal strength? Are you really strong?"

"You are so awesome, why don't you stab the bastard with a bamboo pole?"

"This is the rhythm of Gao Wu, are you ready to transition to Xianxia?"

"Don't be a jerk, I have to finish the performance of the show I made an appointment with, even if I vomit blood!"

"BB will cut you again!"

"Please start your show!"

Yu Yishan was immediately defeated and raised his hands in surrender: "Okay, okay, I'll start the performance right away."

Another netizen warned: "A real man can't be too short!"

"Not short, not short, definitely not short."

Yu Yishan adjusted the position of the drone, zoomed out the camera a bit, and included him and the scenery near the river bank in the frame.

Netizens suddenly became curious: "What kind of tricks does Master Shan want to play?"

"Bamboo stick stabbing the plane?"

"Bamboo pole hits...the plane!"

"Shan Ye probably wants to use a trick to overwhelm mountains and seas, or the sea is boundless, so that the fish in that entire river...fucking away."

"I'm so hungry..."

After finishing the adjustment, Yu Yishan yelled cheerfully to the camera: "Okay, old guys, I'll show you a very short show... let's go!"

After speaking, he took the fish off the bamboo pole and threw it into the sky.

The fish was thrown into the air about ten meters high, flew to the end, and fell straight down again.

The speed of the fish's descent became faster and faster, and the fish's tail was still twitching desperately.

Netizens stared at the screen curiously and refused to move, and the two weasels showed strange expressions from a distance.

Finally, the fish approached the ground.

Yu Yishan took the bamboo pole, caught it under the fish, lowered it slightly, and lifted it lightly, the fishing pole sank slightly, then bounced up again, sending the fish flying.

This time the fish flew a little lower, only three or four meters above the ground.

Before everyone had time to praise Yu Yishan's accuracy, the fish fell down again.

Yu Yishan caught it again, repeated the action just now, and lifted the fish a few meters away.

Next, Yu Yishan began to repeat this action continuously, just like playing table tennis, picking and catching the fish non-stop, picking and catching the fish...

Someone in the live broadcast room started to applaud.

"Niu Bi! Old Niu Bi!"

"It's like watching a circus in our village!"

"Although I don't understand it very well, it feels very powerful."

"Isn't it just to fly the fish with a stick? Is it better to aim at the head? I don't think it's very powerful..."

"Don't you think it's easy to pick a fish away with a stick?"

"It's easy to see, and it's useless once you do it."

"Man, picking a flying fish is not difficult, the hard part is picking flying fish all the time."

"This is definitely a martial skill, a... stick method!"

"Didn't you realize that every time Master Shan picks up the fish, they are all at the same height and the same position?"

"Really..."

Careful netizens immediately discovered this.

The camera of the drone is fixed in mid-air, and the trajectory of the fish being thrown is in the same position on the screen every time.

Netizens who observed this scene suddenly became noisy.

"Thinking is terrifying!"

"This action looks simple, but if you think about it carefully, it is not something that ordinary humans can do."

"Shan Ye's control over the bamboo pole has reached the peak level!"

"Elder Shan, you should quickly take away your supernatural powers!"

While bouncing fish, Yu Yishan still had time to watch the chatting of netizens in the live broadcast room, looking very leisurely.

Netizens exclaimed and discussed for a while, and gradually calmed down again.

They have looked numb.

The fish is like a toy on a fishing rod, following the same trajectory, back and forth non-stop.

Yu Yishan was bouncing fish while chatting with netizens in the live broadcast room.

"What's the matter, old irons, don't you get tired of watching it?"

"Don't worry, I said this performance will not be short."

"I am confident that I can persist until noon."

"Then... I have to go back and cook."

"After all, people are iron, and rice is steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry..."

As Yu Yishan spoke, he showed a simple and honest smile to the camera, but in the eyes of netizens, there was always a feeling of trickery succeeding.

"Sir, don't be crazy, I'm almost hypnotized by your fish."

"Yeah, everyone knows you're crazy, let's change the show."

"It feels like it's a completely wrong decision to make you poke the fish. It's more boring than stabbing the fish just now."

"Shan Ye is too foolish, one move to the end."

"I thought Master Shan would use some kind of trick like boundless sea."

"It's sloppy, next time you make a request, it can't be so simple."

"Yes, men not only need to be long, but also have many tricks... What's the meaning of being so stubborn all the time."

"Handing in homework is not so perfunctory."

"Looking at Master Shan's expression, he is simply teasing the children."

"Master Shan, hurry up and call it a day, don't be a jerk, I've already convinced you."

Yu Yishan looked at the netizens complaining cheerfully, and waited until everyone had said something, and then slowly said: "Do you really want me to be crazy?"

Many netizens said: "Don't be crazy."

Yu Yishan said again: "Then this is the end of my martial arts performance?"

"Let's end it now."

"Then I will continue to broadcast live fishing?"

"Hurry up, hurry up."

"okay!"

Yu Yishan responded cheerfully, and the flying fish just landed at this moment.

So he flicked the fishing rod violently, and the tip of the rod hit the fish's back, and the fish flew up again, and flew straight to the rubber bucket not far away.

Just listening to the sound of "bang", the fish fell into the rubber bucket accurately.

Netizens were stunned.

Then, a string of 6666 bullet screens floated up.

"Shan Ye's last hand is really beautiful!"

"It's a showdown, Master Shan is really a master of martial arts."

"It's worth the price of admission."

"Master Shan is mighty!"

A string of small gifts fell, and then two rockets floated past.

The boring old fifth also spoke: "Master Shan is indeed not an ordinary person."

Yu Yishan cheerfully transferred back the drone, and thanked everyone: "Thank you for your support and gifts, everyone, thank you, thank you."

"Then, in order to thank all the veterans for their love, next... I will show you my excellent fishing skills."

While bragging, Yu Yishan picked up his fishing rod and walked slowly along the river bank.

(End of this chapter)

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