The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 14 Fishing with a Fishing Rod
Netizens exclaimed.

But before their barrage could fly out, Yu Yishan suddenly stretched out his foot and stepped on the ground, using his body to fly up, then somersaulted, and fell back to the shore steadily.

The whole live room was stunned.

After a pause of two seconds, the barrage suddenly exploded.

"Oh, selling cakes! Did I see dried shrimps?"

"Empty stomach! Stretch your empty stomach to death!"

"The mountain master is awesome! The mountain master is mighty!"

"How can Master Shan know everything?"

"Elder Shan, quickly accept the supernatural power!"

"How many secrets does Shan Ye hide?"

"Did the move just now call the grass carp to stand up?"

"It should be the lazy donkey playing hard, right?"

"Don't look at him looking lazy, he's pretty neat when he's upright."

"Is this a fishing channel?"

"I may have watched a fake live broadcast..."

"Master Shan, tell me the truth, have you practiced before?"

Yu Yishan shook his fishing rod, trying to maintain a calm expression, but he couldn't help wiping cold sweat from his heart.

The fall just now was completely unexpected to him, and the subsequent backflip was completely his instinctive reaction.

This kind of divine operation should be put in the past, he would never be able to complete it.

Fortunately, he just got a martial skill, the art of cold weapons.

These martial arts have penetrated into his bone marrow and become his instinct.

Coupled with the bottle of physical potion yesterday, his physical fitness has also been improved, and completing these rather difficult martial arts moves has become a piece of cake.

He is now a veritable martial arts master.

Coupled with the survival skills obtained by the lottery, I am afraid that Master Pei will be willing to bow down when he sees him.

He has gone on the road of pretending for nothing.

The highest level of pretending is to keep calm, not complacent, not complacent.

It's normal to pretend that it's drinking tea and eating.

Therefore, Yu Yishan coughed twice, and said, "The fish just didn't take the bait, because there was a little noise accidentally..."

"Shan Ye, don't interrupt me, please accept me as your master, ah, no..."

"Master Shan, tell me what kind of kung fu you have!"

"Where did Master Shan learn martial arts?"

"Master Shan, I want to give birth to monkeys for you!"

There was chaos in the studio.

"Ah, kung fu..."

Yu Yishan rubbed his palms, and said lightly: "I practiced blindly, just to practice for fun... Well, it's nothing special, just to exercise your body so that you won't be so tired when you go to work... "

Netizens erupted.

"Don't pretend to be a fool, you've been struck by lightning!"

"Master Shan, for your comparison, I will give you 99 points, and I can't give you one point, for fear that you will be too proud to see the perfect score."

"Shan Ye is too unkind. He won't tell you what kind of kung fu you have practiced."

"Yes, tell us where we can study and how much the tuition fee is."

"Is this really Kung Fu? Even acrobats can do it, right?"

"Can ordinary people react so quickly?"

"Master Shan will show us two more tricks!"

Yu Yishan happily replied, "I'm...fishing here."

All the netizens were angry: "What kind of fish are you still catching! We want to watch the fasting, and strangle you to death!"

"Shan Ye shows his hands again, I won't pass this month, the rocket is ready to launch at any time!"

"I won't pass next month, Dongfeng Express will serve you wholeheartedly!"

"what happened?"

A familiar name popped up, and the boring old fifth entered the live broadcast room.

"The local tyrants are here."

"Fifth brother quickly brush a wave of rockets, let Master Shan praise his unique skills!"

"What a unique skill!"

"Master Shan knows martial arts!"

"Martial arts?"

"Yeah, the gangster knows martial arts, and he insists on fishing, and the big guys can't stop him!"

"And this kind of thing..."

Without saying anything to the boring old fifth, two rockets floated past.

"I came a bit late, I didn't see the show just now, is it okay for Master Shan to show again?"

When his elder brother spoke in person, Yu Yishan didn't have the confidence to refuse.

"Okay, since everyone strongly requests...brothers have no choice but to make it difficult."

"Let me think about it, what should I show everyone?"

"Just playing a set of monkey boxing will definitely not work... It won't show the powerful essence of martial arts, and it will make you watch it as a monkey show."

Yu Yishan thought for a while, then shook the fishing rod in his hand, and suddenly had an idea in his mind.

He put away the fishing line, took the fishing rod, walked along the river bank for a while, and then went down the river.

The water was so clear that it just submerged his knees and wet his underpants, but he didn't care.

"Then, I'll show you a little magic trick."

Yu Yishan shook his fishing rod to the camera: "Look, everyone, this is an ordinary fishing rod. Well, it is absolutely ordinary. Everyone knows that I just made it with my own hands."

"Look at this fishing rod, everyone, it's bare and there's nothing on it..."

"Okay, okay, there are fishing lines and hooks..."

"Nothing but these."

"Well, everyone, my magic show is about to begin..."

"Please keep quiet..."

"Uh, well, mostly I'm going to keep quiet..."

"I want to see if there are my magic props here..."

"Shh, I seem to have found something good..."

Yu Yishan stood quietly for a second, and then suddenly plunged the fishing rod into the water.

The fishing rod entered the water at a slant, hardly splashing a single splash, and the speed was so fast that it only left an afterimage on the screen.

Netizens yelled Wocao behind the screen, and they had already guessed what happened.

Sure enough, Yu Yishan slowly lifted the fishing rod, and the tail of the dangling fishing rod unexpectedly stabbed a lively fish.

The fish's body had been pierced through, but it still flicked its tail desperately, splashing water droplets all over Yu Yishan's face.

"Look, is my fishing rod different now?"

"This magic trick, are the veterans satisfied?"

Yu Yishan smiled cheerfully, while showing the fish on the fishing rod, while wading in the water, he walked slowly towards the shore.

"Excellent...you're still fishing."

"Who said you can't die without a gun?"

"It's quite fierce, but...does it have something to do with martial arts?"

"Of course it has something to do, fast, accurate, ruthless, all are indispensable."

"You try to poke a fish with a bamboo pole? You can't even pierce it in a washbasin!"

"But I always feel...not enjoyable."

"Yeah, this move is too simple, it looks like a mosaic."

"Shan Ye shows his hand again!"

"Master Shan will do something more exciting!"

"Master Shan, if you have the guts, poke another bastard!"

Yu Yishan said in pain: "You think I'm a god, you use a bamboo pole to poke a bastard for me to see? I'll give you an iron pole to poke it for you."

A netizen said: "We are ordinary people, you are a master of martial arts, why can't you stab the bastard."

Yu Yishan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "What kind of martial arts master am I... Even if I am, a martial arts master is still a person. Don't treat martial arts as a fairy."

At this time, the boring old fifth of the local tyrant spoke again.

Before speaking, it was still two majestic rockets that opened the way.

"This performance is really too short. A man can't be too short. Master Shan, please change the posture and do another part."

"Fifth Brother is right!"

"Fifth Brother's rocket makes more sense!"

"The words are rough and the rationale is not rough. If you are a man, you can't say that you can't do it. I strongly ask Master Shan to come again!"

Yu Yishan looked at the flying rockets and the screen full of bullet screens, he held his fishing rod helplessly, and said with a wry smile: "I remember... I seem to be here to broadcast live fishing today, right?"

(End of this chapter)