The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 10 Let's go home and get a bowl!

"Damn, this dog's expression is amazing."

"Another emoji."

"Is this a weasel? The anchor actually keeps a weasel as a pet?"

"Are you new here? This is Huang Daxian, and it can't be compared with domestic pets."

"This is the authentic Huang Daxian, super spiritual, and can understand human speech!"

"That's right, they still have names, they are called Huang Feihong and Yellow Crane Tower..."

"I'll go, it's obviously Da Huang and... the younger one must be Xiao Huang."

There are still netizens entering the live broadcast room, and these newcomers are dubious about the comments about Huang Daxian.

But the conversation in the live broadcast room was in full swing, and the people who came in stayed curiously, wanting to see how miraculous these two weasels really are.

A few rockets floated past, and the atmosphere became more enthusiastic.

Boring old fifth: "Give this dog some ham."

Favorite black dog: "Today I invited the roasted rabbit."

Don't drink when it's dark: "Let Big Yellow and Little Yellow perform for everyone."

Yu Yishan spread the oil on the rabbit meat evenly, put the rabbit meat back on the grill, fiddled with the firewood, and then looked at the screen in the live broadcast room.

"Thank you guys for your rewards, thank you Fifth Brother, Brother Dog, Brother Jiu..."

"Come on, Big Yellow and Little Yellow, the veterans are treating you to ham and roasted rabbit, thank you guys."

"Thank you?"

"Just like this, hand in hand, bowing..."

Yu Yishan made a demonstration in front of the camera, bowed to the netizens, and then glanced at the two weasels.

The two weasels hurriedly stood at attention at his feet, and a decent person stood up, and then...

The two weasels actually arched their front paws and nodded their heads.

This time, there was an uproar in the live broadcast room.

"Wo Cao, this is amazing, isn't the weasel able to bow?"

"You can teach it once you teach it? The animal trainer is not so fast, is he?"

"Did Master Shan give Huang Daxian some medicine?"

"How did the anchor do it, can you teach us?"

"This kind of animal taming is definitely a divine skill. It cannot be easily taught without a tuition fee of 80."

"I beg Shan Ye to accept me as a disciple!"

"Sincerely learn from the master, please take it in with Master Shan!"

"No one is more sincere than me. As long as Master Shan accepts me as an apprentice, from now on, if Master Shan tells me to go east, I will never go west. If Master Shan tells me to chase dogs, I will never chase chickens... "

"Shan Ye told me to go south, I will never go north, Shan Ye told me to bark my teeth, I will never grin!"

"You have a kind of bared teeth and no grin, show me one."

Yu Yishan was immediately amused: "Stop, stop, old guys, I really don't know anything about animal taming, so don't even think about being a teacher."

"As for these two Huang Daxians... maybe they are born with very human nature."

"Hey, I have to flip the rabbit."

Yu Yishan turned the rabbit over and changed the subject again: "Well, I can smell the fragrance of rabbit meat."

He controlled the drone, zoomed out a little, and started to turn slowly, gradually incorporating the night scene of the distant mountain village into the live broadcast.

Then he moved a stone plinth and sat down by the fire.

Not far away is a sparse forest, and unknown insects are screaming in it.

On the other side is the farmland, and the cacophony of frogs makes people drowsy.

There are a few scattered houses in the distance, which are dark, only the windows reveal a faint light.

Farther away is the continuous mountain peaks surrounding Yujia Village, with shadows and shadows, the sky and the earth are vast.

Da Huang squeezed at the foot of Yishan, and Xiao Huang unceremoniously got into his arms.

It was a little quiet in the studio.

Yu Yishan turned the rabbit meat, and from time to time, grease dripped on the firewood, and the flames flickered slightly, making a crackling sound.

"It's so peaceful."

Some netizens sighed.

Then, the barrage flew again.

"It's a good place to live in seclusion."

"If you have time, you must go to Master Shan's house to live for two months. This place looks comfortable."

"There are mountains, rivers, and roasted rabbits... What an enviable life."

"It's a pity that we, ordinary people, cannot get rid of the entanglement of the world of mortals after all..."

"Why are you talking so politely? Just say that the boss won't let you ask for leave."

"It's okay to go on weekends."

"Two days are probably wasted on the road."

"By the way, Golden Week is almost here again."

"Sorry, I don't have to go to work, I'll take a step first."

"I want to reserve a room."

……

"Okay, the rabbit is almost done."

Yu Yishan lifted his spirits and reached out to take the rabbit meat off the grill.

The rabbit meat was a bit hot to the touch, so he blew on it a little, and then tore some of the rabbit meat apart, and the hot air in the meat floated out.

The aroma of roasted rabbit meat, mixed with the aroma of system seasonings, made Yu Yishan swallow his saliva.

"Finally it's time to eat."

Yu Yishan touched his belly, and then smiled at the camera with a self-deprecating smile: "I've been tossing around for so long, and I'm a little hungry again."

He tore off a rabbit's leg, looked down and glanced around.

"Huh? Where's Big Yellow and Little Yellow?"

He was surprised to find that the two weasels suddenly disappeared.

At this juncture when the meal is about to start, the two greedy weasels have disappeared?

This is simply incomprehensible.

Looking at the barrage, some netizens reminded: "They are heading in the direction of the ruins of your old house."

"Oh?"

Yu Yishan looked in the direction of the ruins curiously, and after a while, the figures of two weasels came galloping under the moonlight.

They each had a bowl in their mouths.

They put down the bowl in front of Yu Yishan, and then squatted obediently behind the bowl.

One big and one small figure, like two serious beggars.

"I've run out of words, it's amazing."

"These two weasels are people in disguise, right?"

"Why don't you take off their clothes?"

"Are there two little hobbits in it?"

Yu Yishan was also a little speechless. He stayed for two seconds, but still didn't know what to say, so he could only tear off the two rabbit legs and put them in the bowls in front of the two weasels.

"Eat more, don't be shy."

The two weasels nodded slightly reservedly, then their movements suddenly accelerated, they lowered their heads abruptly and buried them in the bowl, and began to gnaw wildly.

Yu Yishan also couldn't resist the temptation of the scent, he also tore off a rabbit leg and started to chew slowly.

Netizens are in a hurry.

"Sir, don't patronize yourself to eat!"

"Yeah... at least let us have a look!"

While swallowing the rabbit meat, Yu Yishan nodded and said, "No problem, it will be absolutely no problem if you take a look."

He leaned in front of the camera, sat upright, gnawed on the rabbit's leg seriously, and licked the grease from the corner of his mouth from time to time, smashing his mouth.

"Well, it smells so good."

"It tastes delicious."

"By the way, my eating habits...are the veterans still satisfied?"

"Huh? Do you want to be more voracious?"

"Haha, I seem to hear someone swallowing saliva through the screen?"

"No? Is this my hallucination?"

Netizens were angry.

"Excessive."

"How could Master Shan be like this? He said he wanted to lose weight..."

"Ah, I can't take it anymore, I want to order takeaway!"

"I'm hungry, I'm really hungry, I'm going downstairs for supper."

"Ha, I found out that there are also roasted whole rabbits on the takeaway."

"I have it here too. Speaking of it, I don't seem to have eaten rabbit meat..."

Seeing the chaos on the barrage, Yu Yishan smiled happily.

"Everyone, eat as much as you want! Don't think about losing weight. If you skip a meal today, you will miss this meal in your life, and you will never make up for it."

"Lu Xun once said that every day should be lived well, and every meal should be eaten well... Work hard, foodies!"

(End of this chapter)