Almighty substitute teacher

Chapter 5

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"accept!"

Thousands of mud horses galloped past Yang Zhengdong's heart, and the mission started as soon as the system was activated.

Moreover, the penalty for stripping the system, needless to say stripping and destroying, is there any human rights in front of the system.

After silently choosing and agreeing in his heart, the system really quieted down again, and the old branch secretary chatted with him for a few words, then told Yang Zhengdong to go to him for something, and went back with his hands behind his back.

Yang Jianguo and Yang Zhengdong had nothing to talk about, and it was awkward to sit together, so he called out Liu Shuqin, Yang Zhengbei, and Yang Cuiling from the room, and planned to go back to the city, delaying business for several days, and he was already in a hurry.

Liu Shuqin and Yang Zhengbei naturally had a bad look at Yang Zhengdong, and Yang Zhengdong didn't care at all, watching them pack up their things coldly, Liu Shuqin even took the opportunity to grab a few Chinese tunic suits that the old man had been alive and put them in the bag, and he didn't stop them either, just this piss No cure.

Yang Cuiling was reluctant to part with her, but she was still in school, and she had no choice but to go back, so she could only tell Yang Zhengdong to eat on time, and then Liu Shuqin dragged her away.

After everyone left, the small house became much deserted in an instant. Yang Zhengdong sat at the door and called out the system interface.

Like most of the so-called "Golden Finger" systems, the Myriad Dao Famed Teacher system is also controlled by consciousness, maybe it depends on brain waves?This is how high-tech should be used.

Yang Zhengdong thought about opening it, the interface is very simple, basically a gray panel, the left half is his personal image.

Strictly speaking, it's his current image, with a sloppy crew cut, not an inch cut, just the kind of haircut that is as long as the sides are shaved and has no shape at all.

The face shape is quite upright, at first glance it looks a bit like the star Gu Yuege, or it may be the image of a clean white-faced scholar at a good age, which can barely be called a little handsome, but with this hairstyle, it is still a bit rusty.

If he had Gu Yuege's haircut, he might be a handsome guy, and it would be more in line with his professional orientation.

You must know that when he was a teacher, he had to do his hair for at least half an hour every morning, and a group of little girls would come to him in the class. At that time, he seemed to be not as good as he is now.

But thinking about the current conditions, let's forget it, try to clean up as much as possible, and when the conditions are met, I must find a better barber and change the hairstyle.

The right half of the interface is the attribute interface. This is what Yang Zhengdong is most concerned about, so he looked carefully.

Name: Yang Zhengdong
Age: 17 years old (will be 18 years old)
Position: Teacher (substitute teacher)

Physical strength: slag (only can not be blown away by the wind)
Intelligence: average (only not mentally handicapped)

Force: the scum of the scum (be careful to play handsome and be beaten to death)
Occupational skills: none

Myriad Skills: None

Special skills: none

Item storage: none
Famous teacher reputation: 0 (used for lucky draw and purchasing goods)

Yang Zhengdong's face darkened immediately after reading this shitty attribute. What kind of broken system is cheating? Isn't this insulting?

"System, which planet's technology are you from?"

Yang Zhengdong tried to communicate with this system, generally both "grandfather" and "gold finger" are self-aware.

"..."

"Why don't you answer? Isn't it smart? It shouldn't be, so you have to give us an instruction manual, right? The shaver has to come with an instruction manual!"

"..."

"Is there really no self-awareness? Parallel imports? Shanzhai version? Simplified version?"

"........."

Yang Zhengdong tried a lot of methods, but he didn't allow this system to answer. He finally confirmed that this thing is an unintelligent system, and he complained fiercely in his heart.

This broken system might be the broken stone that smashed him to death. If it was something else, he would know it, but after thinking about it, he didn't expect any strange things or encounters.

"Break the system, where's the activation gift you gave me? Won't you also take it for yourself?"

"..."

"You're awesome, I'll find it myself!"

Yang Zhengdong knew that the system was not smart, so he didn't point to it to answer. He searched the interface in his mind, searched carefully, and found that the icon of a small bag in the upper right corner might be the so-called lucky bag. Select it with your mind and click it.

"Open the activation gift, congratulations on getting:

1. The Eye of a Famous Teacher: Special skill (active), after use, you can view the user's qualifications and optimal development direction, and can also identify items;

2. King of Pan Mee: Wan Dao skill (master level), whether it is soup or noodles, is the well-deserved king of Ban Mein.

3. Physique Enhancement Essence (Intermediate): After use, the physique can be doubled. Side effects: diarrhea.

After Yang Zhengdong read these three introductions, the first two disappeared directly into a streamer, and the Wan Dao skill on the attribute panel appeared as the king of the board.And the special skill appeared the eye of the famous teacher.

But what is this "pan noodles king"? Do you want me to make ban noodles?I am a teacher, you are a Myriad Dao Master Teacher system, are you sure you are not here to make fun of me?Or am I going to teach someone how to make Banmen?What the hell is this!Yang Zhengdong wanted to cry but had no tears.

There was still one physique-enhancing essence left standing there alone, Yang Yi's heart moved, and a small red bottle appeared in his hand.

The bottle is made of glass, which is almost the same as some oral liquid he has seen, except that it is a wooden stopper. The red liquid in the transparent glass bottle looks... It shouldn't be very tasty.

"Can this thing really improve your physique?"

Yang Zhengdong looked at the bottle in his hand in doubt, and said to himself.But thinking about what those novels said, there should be good things.

He pulled off the small wooden stopper on the bottle mouth, brought the bottle mouth close to his mouth, as if there was a sweet taste, then took a mouthful and poured it into his mouth, and smacked his lips, the taste was surprisingly good.

But in less than ten seconds, Yang Zhengdong's eyes straightened, his face froze instantly, he clamped his legs tightly, his eyes widened, he stood up slowly while supporting the door frame, and then trotted with his legs between his legs. Rush into the yard.

In the southwest corner of the yard, there was a small circle built of simple stones. Yang Zhengdong rushed in and unbuttoned his pants, squatting on top of the small pit, only to hear a bright sound of "噗", Yang Zhengdong's serious expression finally eased, Let out a long breath.

A strange smell drifted away with the wind in the mountains, and Yang Zhengdong's expression became more and more relaxed. After nearly 10 minutes, he slowly raised his buttocks, touched his pocket, and his expression changed drastically.

"I bought a watch last year and forgot to bring paper!"

Yang Zhengdong was squatting in the toilet, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, he actually encountered the so-called "King of Sadness" among the four major tragedies in life.

Another 10 minutes later, Yang Zhengdong felt that his legs were a little numb. He took a deep breath, slowly raised his body, poked his head out to look around, slowly moved out with his buttocks pouted, and then spread his legs start running.

But before he could take a few steps, a voice sounded from outside, almost causing his pants to catch on his legs and fall to the ground. He turned around quickly and rushed back into the toilet at a speed beyond imagination.

"Zhengdong, are you there?"

Hearing that there was no reply from the outside, he yelled again.

"It's... it's here!"

Yang Zhengdong wanted to cry, but he didn't have any tears. This guy can't help himself, he can do anything, but there is no other way, and he has to rely on this person to save him, so he bit the bullet and agreed.

"Where is it? Why can't I see you?"

The voice of talking sounded again, and the voice should be standing in the yard, quite close to him.

"Well... I'm in the toilet, Wang Dong, can you help me?"

Yang Zhengdong felt like he was about to cry, his legs were shaking all the time now, he didn't know if his physique had improved or not, but today's squat pit definitely broke the record, it took him almost half an hour, don't say anything, his legs are weak.

"So you shit, what's the matter? You forgot to bring the paper?"

The sound from outside came in, and Yang Zhengdong looked around in surprise. Although the wall was relatively low, he couldn't see that he didn't bring paper. How did this fat man know.

"Yes, I forgot to bring paper, you go to the house and get some for me!"

Yang Zhengdong felt that this sentence was said through gritted teeth.

"Hey, I really forgot to bring paper. If you shit without paper, you can just pick up a stone and wipe it twice. It's not like I didn't do this when I was a child!"

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up!"

As soon as Yang Zhengdong said this, even he himself was startled, his voice was so fucking broken, he would never drink this broken essence again, he secretly swore in his heart.

"Okay, I'll take it for you, why are you so angry, when you were young, you didn't use branches, leaves, bricks, stones, it's so hypocritical when you grow up!"

The voice gradually faded away, and Yang Zhengdong let out a heavy breath. He must carry paper with him in the future. This is a lesson learned from blood.

After a while, those old homework books were handed in with black and fat hands, but only one hand came in, and no one was seen.

"Zhengdong, you don't seem to have toilet paper at home. Use this homework first. What did you eat today? The shit smells too bad. Hurry up and take it, or I'm going to faint!"

The voice outside that made him want to go crazy sounded again.

Yang Zhengdong snatched the homework book, and said nothing with a dark face, looking at the homework book in his hand, his face was full of entanglement and embarrassment.

However, after only struggling for a minute, he tore off a sheet of homework paper with a look of grief and indignation, and rubbed it vigorously with his hands a few times to make the paper slightly softer, then folded it and put it on his butt later.

When Yang Zhengdong walked out holding onto the wall, he saw a dark-skinned fat man who was less than 1.7 meters tall but weighed more than [-]. He was sitting on his threshold, drinking water from an enamel cup in his hand.

"Zhengdong, why does your shit look like you've been stepped on by an elephant, are you loose?"

The fat man couldn't help laughing and joking when he saw Yang Zhengdong leaning against the wall, looking weak.

"Shut your stinky mouth, what are you doing here, fat man?"

Yang Zhengdong glared at him fiercely. If this guy shouted later, he would probably see his beautiful buttocks that have been preserved for almost 18 years. It's so soft.

"You don't know good people. Didn't I hear my grandfather say that you fainted from grief, and came to see you with good intentions, and even bit Lu Dongbin like a dog. If I had known, I would have made you squat in the latrine to death!"

The fat man took the enamel cup from his mouth, licked his upper lip, and then fired at him.

"You...will settle accounts with you later! Oops..."

(End of this chapter)